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BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN

GUEST,MC Fat 13 May 04 - 04:15 AM
Raggytash 12 May 04 - 02:33 PM
Red and White Rabbit 12 May 04 - 02:20 PM
Dave Bryant 12 May 04 - 11:35 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 12 May 04 - 10:31 AM
Dave Bryant 12 May 04 - 10:06 AM
GUEST,MC Fat 12 May 04 - 08:08 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 12 May 04 - 07:03 AM
GUEST,MC Fat 12 May 04 - 04:40 AM
Red and White Rabbit 11 May 04 - 02:31 PM
Dave Bryant 11 May 04 - 11:57 AM
GUEST 11 May 04 - 10:50 AM
Red and White Rabbit 10 May 04 - 03:50 PM
Red and White Rabbit 29 Apr 04 - 02:04 AM
Avril Betts 28 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM
Dave Bryant 28 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 28 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM
The DeanMeister 28 Apr 04 - 06:29 AM
Dave Bryant 28 Apr 04 - 06:08 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 28 Apr 04 - 05:12 AM
Dave Bryant 28 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM
Kampervan 27 Apr 04 - 04:30 PM
GUEST,Raggytash 27 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM
Dave Bryant 27 Apr 04 - 11:33 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 27 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM
Dave Bryant 27 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 27 Apr 04 - 06:30 AM
Dave Bryant 27 Apr 04 - 06:21 AM
Red and White Rabbit 26 Apr 04 - 02:35 PM
Red and White Rabbit 26 Apr 04 - 02:25 PM
Dave Bryant 26 Apr 04 - 09:20 AM
MC Fat 26 Apr 04 - 04:40 AM
Kampervan 25 Apr 04 - 04:53 AM
Red and White Rabbit 24 Apr 04 - 04:31 AM
MC Fat 23 Apr 04 - 06:19 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 23 Apr 04 - 05:59 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 23 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM
MC Fat 23 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM
Red and White Rabbit 23 Apr 04 - 01:59 AM
Kampervan 22 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM
Red and White Rabbit 22 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM
MC Fat 22 Apr 04 - 04:17 AM
Red and White Rabbit 22 Apr 04 - 02:19 AM
Red and White Rabbit 22 Apr 04 - 02:18 AM
Kampervan 21 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM
Dave Bryant 21 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM
MC Fat 21 Apr 04 - 06:10 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 21 Apr 04 - 05:35 AM
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MC Fat 21 Apr 04 - 05:13 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 13 May 04 - 04:15 AM

Save a Shoulder of Mutton for me, nicely roasted with the fat of kampervan


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 May 04 - 02:33 PM

Just been the once, last week, great night, next one on the 19th, it's only been going for 3 sessions so far, see shoulder of mutton thread


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 12 May 04 - 02:20 PM

gentlemen gentlemen.....

Raggy do you go to Pauls folk club in Lockwood - where is the shoulder of Mutton?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 12 May 04 - 11:35 AM

"The fair Lady Rabbit will comprehend only too well."

Sound's more like a threat than a promise - I expect that the fair Lady Rabbit will have to wait for the nausea to die down before she will be able to reply.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 12 May 04 - 10:31 AM

The fair Lady Rabbit will comprehend only too well.

You Sire have no need to be party to this matter, except as a dishevelled corpse on bar room floor at some point in the future, when Klumperbun can pull his trousers up for long enough to face MC Fat. I suppose someone could buy him some bicycle clips


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 12 May 04 - 10:06 AM

I was would fain wait for my liege KAMPERVAN to answer the lady's plea first. Perhaps we should steal the fair lady from the barbaric north and bring her to the southern realms (where dragons have all been irradicated) in time for said barbecue.

"When I am free my dear Lady I will show you how a true Knight would act, all night, every night till you are sated."

Free of what, Raggybash ? - other commitments ? or do you mean, when the fair Lady Wombat is not around ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 12 May 04 - 08:08 AM

Shouldn't that be sauted or even casserrolled


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 12 May 04 - 07:03 AM

What sort of Shite in Knighting Armour tells a prospective paramour that he is too busy to defend her honour because he is getting the garden ready for a forthcoming barbeque ........... What a wimp !

When I am free my dear Lady I will show you how a true Knight would act, all night, every night till you are sated


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 12 May 04 - 04:40 AM

Wasn't hiding someon's ate my cookie


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 May 04 - 02:31 PM

even when fully cooked the sausages were pink on the inside - stop trying to hide as a guest MCFAT!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:57 AM

KAMPERVAN - how can you ignore a plea like that from a fair lady ? If I wasn't so busy trying to brew the beer and help sort out the garden in time for my BBQ on the 6th June (to celebrate my reaching an age of distinction 9 days later) I'd offer to stand in for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:50 AM

Sausages were burnt on the outside (as I like them0 but naked pink on't inside and there were no Turkey


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 May 04 - 03:50 PM

OKAY

thats it - a weekend at Holmfirth and I have had it with that MCFAT - criticising my breakfasts after me putting up with him as a band!!

Kampervan take me away from it all!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 02:04 AM

okay - so now i wait for remarks about me opening and shutting my mouth

actuaaly mr bryant the fair lady wombat was there and she and i ended the evening with a girlie stroll in the moonlight!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Avril Betts
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM

Rabbit, you have to be won

That remark sounds as though you class her with the goldfishes in platic bags that you see on stalls at the fair.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM

You mean that you aren't able to Pillage or Plunder unless you're pissed ? - I assume the same thing goes as far as duelling is concerned.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM

Mr Bryant. Your comments I note, would direct me to area's that are predominatantly Muslim and therefore the access to alcohol will be limited if not illegal. I have no wish to upset people's religious convictions by taking alcohol with me and thus these states are outside my remit for conflict. However places North, South, East or West in the UK providing they are within walking distance of a public house or at least a premises with a licence to retail alcohol are within my compass. I await your arrival (with your poltroon of a first, or is it second now .... he seems to be cooling to the idea of battle) at Whitby


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 06:29 AM

Faversham?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 06:08 AM

Surely it must get boring for a viking up there in the north of England these days. Have you thought of going off somewhere exciting to pillage and plunder, such as Iraq, Afganistan, Chechnya - or anywhere ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:12 AM

Not yet awhile, I am fortunate that the next generation is young fit and healthy (thats just me) and then there's my son.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM

a male line that has survived over 1000 years

Everything has to come to an end sometime.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:30 PM

So that's why you look so thin, washed out and ragydraggled.
Couldn't raise a smile if hell had you.

AND IT DOES


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM

She probably realsies that I am of Viking descent, a male line that has survived over 1000 years


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:33 AM

Essex Girls are very understanding in these matters - it probably dates back to the times when they were subjected to the Viking raids.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM

Does Essex Girl require a PM saying you're trying to get inside Rabbits drawers


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM

I was merely commenting on a remark that originated with Lapin Rouge et Blanc.

And Raggy - does the fair Lady Wombat know about this night "when the moon shone and the wine flowed" ?.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:30 AM

Hope you're NOT thinking about it Rabbit. you have to be won, a fair maiden cannot go flaunting herself like a coomon tart at these ragamuffins, they are Oiks my dear lady, do not lower yourself to their gutter level squalidness


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:21 AM

Well, at least she seems to be thinking about it !


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 02:35 PM

Hmmm!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 02:25 PM

Hmmm!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:20 AM

I don't know - Rabbit could break me in any time she wants.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:40 AM

...base ? Touching Base ??


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 04:53 AM

Ain't no-one broken me yet honey, an' I don't see neither of those losers even getting close.
But you, well we can have fun while you try.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:31 AM

Hmm - I think this is getting a little base!!

I am prepared Lord Raggy - though the thought of having to break in another new man if Kamper should prove victorious is worrying

( Raggy do you remember our night together when the moon shone and the wine flowed.......)


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 06:19 AM

They do not want to fight there afrit of us you know,
Thery're full shit and piss and wind
and bloody southerners too......


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:59 AM

By George, that feels good.

We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do,
we've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too, we've fought the Klump before, and while we're Britons too,
the Oaf shall not ever win the Rabbit


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM

I fear my Leige that there has been some drifting on this thread, bring on that mountebank miscreant Klumperbum, the monstrous scoundrel deserves a sound beating and I, my leige, am more than happy to oblige.
He is nought but a mischief making, lowlife. A fraud, a heel, a gyp and a knavish hooligan let us concentrate on his forthcoming downfall and prepare for the merriment we will enjoy in his defeat.


Rabbit prepare thyself wench


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM

so does daddy lamb borginnii do rude things to mummy lamb borginii ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 01:59 AM

stops them reproducing as well!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM

Only a heathen like McFat would remove a lamb's borginnis.
It's cruel and it makes them put on weight.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM

No I didnt
- well not the second time


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:17 AM

Can I have some parmesan on my lamb borginni ? p.s. you forgot to attach the song !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:19 AM

BTW MCFAT if you check out your mail box you will see that I have met my challenge - writing a song about Clem Beckett - no wonder they called him the outlawed rider!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:18 AM

I thought Lamborghini went in the oven and you put cheese on top!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM

Must be a teeny-weeny lambo-geeny to fit into a porsche!


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM

Brands Hatch circuit ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 06:10 AM

In the 'porche'


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:35 AM

Where will I put me Lamborghini ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:13 AM

They might find the culture shock to much for them, Kampervan. Perhaps if we found some pigeons and whippets, put up outside privies, and put coal in the bath, they'd feel more at home. We could all dress up in cloth caps and mufflers as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:13 AM

Shall I 'hop' down with R & W Rabbitt


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