BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:55 PM

Raggy if I tried really hard from here I'm sure I would miss you my love

Deanmeister you miss the point another year has past any you only won the hand of the lady Big Bird for a year and a day - sorry she's fare game as spoils of war this year


Jim - if you are acting as RW dont forget to reset your cookie again you sado masi-whatsit or else they cant PM you! If it wasnt you Jim not - Waters do you have a spare copy of final cut going? could prove useful during the duel!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Roger Waters
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:12 AM

Sorry, love, Margaret Thatcher bought the last one.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM

That Kampervan, (sounds German to me) is nought but a blackguard, bootlegger, caitiff and drunkard, he will deserve nor will he receive any mercy when he faces the wrath of my leige MC Fat and my good self.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Big Bird
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:56 AM

Arsytag...
words fail me - you really are the most antagonistic reprehensible character. I am launching a mission to free the poor underserving women you hold captive in your harem - watch out!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 05:55 AM

Bogbrush, I think you will find it difficult to convince them to leave, they all appreciate my chivalrous and gentle manners, to gether with other advantages.
If you should wish to free yourself from Dumbmastard it is not too late to align yourself with the vertiable ladies of my acquaintance

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 07:40 AM

I might be seconding the noble knight KAMPERVAN, but I'm sure he wouldn't expect me to engage in the sycophantic, brown-tongued, protestations of loyalty that McFat's second seems to find necessary. I'd be surprised if any lady but a stern dominatrix would accept such a crawler - and she'd probably want payment.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 07:58 AM

Not unsurprisingly the ways of chivalry are unknown to you, it is a two way code that benefits both parties equally, one is neither senior or subservient to the other it relies on mutual respect. If we allow you to survive the duel I may be generous enough to explain the finer points to you and the oaf you yourself have agreed to second.

On the other hand I might have a quite word with your corpse

Looking forward to the duel quite a lot now

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Big Bird
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:17 AM

He couldn't pay me enough!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM

Told you she loved me   :o)

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:18 AM

I can well understand your repugnance, Big Bird.

In a recent TV series, Terry Jones exposed the myth of the Knight's code of chivalry as merely a form of self advancement, oportunism, and brutality. After viewing (and photographing) the last leg of the duel between McFat (and the toadying Taggyrash - who I'm sure would stab his principal in the back at any time if he saw profit in it) I find I must agree with him. KAMPERVAN and I will therefore try and raise the coming duel to a higher ethical plane.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM

Ethics !! from a part time Cockney that's rich !

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:43 AM

An ethical plane to you southern gits is flying from Heathrow by Virgin Airways instead of Luton by EasyJet

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:08 PM

ooooooo!!

Big Bird - step daughter to be - I am not sure you could get the women to leave Raggy's harem - we are talking 'uddersfield women!! unless he has a few stashed away from other parts or is that other parts stashed away?
Deanmeisterseems to think you are his - is it to be a joint wedding?

Kampervan my love how art though? hast though decided on songs to slay them all?

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:09 PM

that should have said 'hast thou'

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:04 PM

As I relax here in my eerie, hawk-like, gazing down on the antics of Mcflat and untrimmedtash bickering away trying to bolster their sad little(?) egos with this sad war of words, I find it all so ....sad, so melancholy. I feel so sorry, knowing the fate that awaits them. Humiliation for the combatant and disgrace by association for the sad second who is, so easily, being led astray.

Cease thy pointless banter you losers, lets get down to the nitty-gritty rules of engagement; sharpen those clefs, drag up the diminished seconds (that's raggytash for the uninitiated) and polish up the resonance balancing using non-nasal consonants.
Let slip the dogs of war and cry God for KV&DB + R&WR and to hell with the French-loving jock.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 07:36 PM

MC Fat, I think we have the fools beaten already, they think there are rules ...............poor simple things

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 01:41 AM

Raggy there are rules - song slayers of old have combatted by said rules of engagement

rule one - song slayers must be over the age of 30
rule two - have impoased song slaying on unsuspecting people of the world
rule three be prepared to do anything to avhieve victory

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:32 AM

Slay bell ring are you listening.....

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:33 AM

Sorry that should have read....
Slay bells ring are you listening

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 05:58 AM

Rule 1 - I definitely pass that requirement by nearly a factor of 2.
Rule 2 - No problem - I have slain audiences in many parts of the world for over 40 years.
Rule 3 - A complete rout of Mcfat (and his organgrinder's monkey) is the only outcome that I will consider.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:43 PM

So MC, after banjos, its now bells. Do you prefer the hand jobs or the ones where you pull the string?
I suppose either is appropriate. This is jsut so 'big girls blouse'.

Am I missing something? Should I be afraid???? I don't think so.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:17 AM

Be very very afraid

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:34 AM

My Leige, I consider the fact that he has to ask the question is sufficient indication he is having second thought about the Wisdom of challenging your good self. He will be aware of the ignominous defeats suffered by Deanmeister and Old Git and has now had the opportunity to ponder his future and the apparent brevity of it. You could be magnanimous and allow him the cede to your domination with the forfiture of Danegeld in the form of copious liquid refreshment. May I suggest you put this to him before he stains the carpet

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:40 AM

The only thing that will stain the carpet will the blood of that craven plucker MCFAT.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:45 AM

I think that in McFat's case, the "Bells" probably comes out of a bottle !

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 06:07 AM

"Ignominious defeat...????" Were you at the aforementioned duel? That's certainly not how I recall the chain of events. Baggysplash was no match for my sturdy second, Sir Waistline. Fear not, KV, you will triumph, of that I am certain.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM

Where was I, you sorry little toenail clipping. I was in the vanguard of the troops that routed you, I was also bribing the judges with chocolate, the same chocolate that you subsequently purloined from the fair Noreen and scoffed yourself. Not, I think, the conduct of a gentleman.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 07:10 AM

Forgot about the chocolate nabbing !!! I mean we did ask Noreen to wear the fetching low cut number just for't lads

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 07:19 AM

Aye ...... it were grand

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 07:20 AM

Or, to quote me Grandad "Ay up, sithee, all that meat an' no gravy"

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 10:56 AM

Noreen tried to charge me for taking those piccies of her at Whitby !
You should see this new Mudcat Female "Avril Betts" she makes Noreen look positively flat-chested - mind you she can't sing to save her life - unlike Noreen.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Kampervan
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 02:27 PM

So Mr Bryant, oh most gallant and honorable second, my very close connection with a certain brewery, not to mention access to large quantities of VERY CHEAP beer, might just help in ensuring that the judges come to a fair and equitable decision in our favour EH?

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 03:16 AM

Can I be the judge....? ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM

Kampervan - I am impressed with the sublety of your plans. Might I also suggest that to show some consideration for those who we will be vanquishing that we supply them with a very special supply of liquor as well (if you catch my drift).

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 04:14 AM

Vanquish, vanquish vanquish my arse !!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 05:18 AM

Well it would certainly be one way for you to lose a lot of ugly flesh - and the source of noxious emissions Jim.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 05:48 AM

Children, please!!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

Oi Deano      You want to volunteer to be a judge, you cannot then complain about the content. As a judge you are required to be neutral so butt out of the argument.

PS As MC Fat and I were victorious in the Rout at the Sun, Beverley last yead we question the possibility of your remaining neutral in subsequent duel and will therefore appeal to the judicial council (who appoint judges) that in this instance you not be considered as a suitable candidate for this important bout. Please don't take this personally, we are not making any aspersions that you might feel inclined to favour the challengers.

'onest injun !

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:19 AM

All rise !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:15 AM

I only do that for ladies

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:04 AM

I gave that up for Lent.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:47 AM

So Deanie ...... you've finally come out, so who's Len T then, is he anything like Mr T

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:06 AM

Fool.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:09 AM

You calling my mate a fool then eh ?

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:14 AM

I am sure that The Deanmeister will be perfectly impartial - especially after he's had a few of Kampervan's free pints.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: MC Fat
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM

Kampervan has an unfair advantage apart vfrom having a bootifull daughter Mrs Kampervan the First works for Sheppard Neame Brewery so he gets the stuff you know nudge nudge knocked off fallen off the back of a dray.....

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:35 AM

And your problem is?

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM

Deanie baby, no need to be shy now, you've passed the first hurdle, it doesn't carry the same social stigma it did in the days of yore. Well done, you should be very pleased, you will find most people are prepared to accept your new indentity and those that don't are not worth bothering with. As for us proper men, it's just one less in competition.

Cheers

Mine's a pint

Raggy

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM

Hey, I'll have a Babycham. And I'll deal with you later, Bottyblast.

Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN
From: el ted
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:00 AM

Post no 100, thanks chaps, carry on.