BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 05:57 PM

"It's no use standing on the seat
The germs round here can jump six feet"


Scrawled on a condom machine: "This chewing gum tastes like rubber"


"Some come here to sit and think
I come here to shit and stink"

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 05:31 PM

… and then there was the ladies'
at New England Conservatory of Music,
and to understand this one
you need to specialize in
music of the English Renaissance I think it is.


LOVE POWER

LOVE DUNSTABLE

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Dec 19 - 08:47 PM

serial graffiti in my experience:

[you have to picture different handwriting for each one]

Life is Dumb

Death is Dumber

Winter's Colder than the Summer

I march to a Different Drummer

This graffiti is a
BUMMER!


(reminds me of the BurmaShave signs next to the highway)

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 08:24 PM

Very deep, Bill, very deep...

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 08:07 PM

From the men's room at the Methodist Student Union at the Univ. of Kansas, Lawrence in 1971.

"Peanut Butter and jelly sandwiches are insoluble in gasoline."

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 06:42 PM

Bloke pub willie jokes:

Hang on lads, I just have to go to shake hands with the unemployed..."

Or,

Hang on lads. I just have to go to shake hands with the wife's best friend..."

Or, on return from the bog, "Bloody 'ell, that porcelain's cold..."

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: gillymor
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 06:25 PM

Lines seen on a urinal wall:

-Stand closer, it's shorter than you think.

-Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: JennieG
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 06:18 PM

Best toilet door graffiti I have come across - in the ladies, of course - was:

"Dance like nobody's watching
Sing like nobody's listening
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed....."

There's something in that for all of us, I'm sure.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 01:51 PM

Graffiti in the gents? From very many moons ago in the Vic in Loughton:

"Linda Lovelace has the nicest teeth I've ever come across"

"7-Up is good for you. Ask Snow White"

From the toilets in Imperial College, 1969:

"Shit hard - it's a long way to the refectory"

Above the toilet roll in Ratagan Youth Hostel, 1974:

"Economy drive: please use both sides of the paper"

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 01:11 PM

No no no! far from it:

I use hypertext markup language code (HTML)
with ordinary keys on an ordinary keyboard,
this keyboard does not have accent marks or any such thing.

For no reason I can understand, the HTML
alphabetical cluster is "szlig", for the eszett.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Senoufou
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 12:19 PM

Ah keberoxu, you have an eszett on your keyboard! (jealous)

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 09:36 AM

This thread was referenced in the current
Annex MOAB thread.
I have to comment on the previous post.

This is an example of graffiti in the men's toilets
and was published in a Freud-sponsored German-language journal,
Anthropophyteia, volume 5, in 1908,
as one of several examples of scatological graffiti.

The previous post does contain some misspellings.

Hier ist es wie im Himmelreich,
Hier sind sich alle Menschen gleich;
Denn erste, zweite, dritte Klasse,
Alles scheißt in eine Masse.

(so THERE.)

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 04:50 AM

Hier ist es wie im Himmelreich,
Hier sidn sich alle Menschen gleich;
Denn erste, zweile, fritte Klasse,
Alles scheist in eine Masse.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 08:17 AM

Toy Manchester terriers.... Absolutely vicious little beasties....

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 04:27 AM

Jack Russells - tenacious little gits that they are..... with a couple of hamsters on the side for extra points.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM

..corgis..

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 12:43 PM

Make that a pit of starving pomeranians. They're nasty little creatures.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 12:41 PM

I saw this thread being ignore, poor unwanted thing.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 06:07 AM

Little Jack Horner has serious problems.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:27 PM

Raptor -

No, but father and father did. Mother and mother are still just dating.

John

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:40 AM

it's so nice to see a child visiting it's mother tho'

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:36 AM

Raptor, you should be stripped naked and tossed in a pit of starving chihauhaus for starting this thread.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:20 AM

.... wuth stop motion by Harry Harryhausen ....

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:19 AM

zarroit, amos, we're a weird bunch.

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:17 AM

'Ere, ere -- we LOIK strines, Freda! No worries there!

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:01 AM

it must be bag australia day. ive noticed a few of these.. mudcatty comments about ozstrylians creeping in today.

well, what do i expect in a bastard of a thread like this one?


grumpily

freda

Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:59 AM

I have heard of a saying often attributed to Australia;

'As happy as a bastard on fathers day'

Subject: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:53 AM

Did Mother and Father Get married yet?