BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball

Subject: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Pied Piper
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 11:22 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen will please be upstanding for

Mr and Mrs Roved out one morning in May
And their Biblically named son
Isaiah

Mr&Mrs Break
And Daughter
Amanda Lyn

Lord and Lady Ishrover
And their Son
Ira

TTFN
PP

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Splott Man
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 11:54 AM

Here's a few for starters...

Mr & Mrs Zed-Carroll and their Hungarian cousin, Tibor Zed-Carroll;
Mr & Mrs Tallersreel and their son, Tito Tallersreel;
Mr & Mrs Seethebrightlightstonight and their dauaghter, Ivana;
Mr & Mrs Shgrove and their daughter, Thea Shgrove
Mr & Mrs Youbloodredroses and their son, Gordon Youbloodredroses; and
Mr & Mrs Owen and their son, Gary (OK I got lazy)

It's a hard challenge, nice one Pied Piper.

Splott Man

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:05 PM

Mr and Mrs Nonny-Nonny

and their son Hey


Mr and Mrs Time

and their son Onemore


Mr and Mrs Well-Tarwathie

and their daughter Farah

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:44 PM

Mr & Mrs Earntthetruthatseventeen and their daughter Isla

Mr & Mrs Lmonsoldier and their daughter Jenny

Mr & Mrs Metenpoundsandillbuyyouabeer and their son Len

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:50 PM

Gro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-nnnn!!

:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:55 PM

Mr and Mrs Waly and their son Waly
Mr and Mrs Seeyouinmydreams and their son Al

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Sooz
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:59 PM

Mr and Mrs Drunkennights and their son Sven
Mr and Mrs Keyreel and their son Don
Mr and Mrs Denlea and their daughter Lin

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:42 PM

Mr and Mrs Onuptheroad and their son the priest.

Mr and Mrs Evening and thier children Sam and Janet.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Sooz
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

Mr and Mrs Omecabinboy and their son Hans
Mr and Mrs Diolincolnshirefolkprogramme and their son Ray (I happen to be listening to it!)

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: harvey andrews
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:49 PM

Mr and Mrs Carthy and their daughter Eliza......
Have I missed something......

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Sooz
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:00 PM

Harvey - try Mr and Mrs Wettjavelin and their son Jo

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,James
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:07 PM

The Brats and their parents Mr. and Mrs. Privateers
Mr and Mrs Donia and their son Cal..
Mr and Mrs Paine and their son Bowden..

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,Justa Guest
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM

Mr, and Mrs. JerJoy and their son Sol (a fine fiddlin' family)
Mr. and Mrs. Allogals and their child "Buff"
(Mr. and Mrs. Alloskinners also have a child named "Buff"
The Clark family, featuring grandfather "Old Joe"
Along with the Tucker family and grandpa "Old Dan"
Mr. and Mrs. Imeeooreeay and their son "Phil"
Mr. and Mrs. Fitthebattleofjerico and their son ---- you all should be able to figure this one out.
And this one, too
Mr. and Mrs, Rowtheboatashore and their son ----------

It's groan time at Mudact.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:20 PM

John Boy and the Waltones

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: ced2
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:32 PM

Mr & Mrs Ofallendale and their daughter Rose
Mr & Mrs Odepeddler and their grand father Old
Mr & Mrs Milne and their son Jaybe.

Very silly pied piper.. how do we get Queequeg into this??

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:42 PM

Mr & Mrs Chersweetlipsalittleclosertothephone and their son Butch.

I'll get me coat ...

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:43 PM

Mr & Mrs Green & their daughter Mandy
Mrs & Mrs Old-Mill & their son Tarzan
Mr & Mrs Haveseen-the-glory & their son Mayonnaise
Mr & Mrs True-Valour & their son Howard


Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:44 PM

Mr & Mrs Dran & their son Beau

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:06 PM

Wouldn't that be Mr & Mrs Ron and their dog Bow?

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,van
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:15 PM

Mr and Mrs Tar and their son who is a git. Their other son Joe is banned. Mr & Mrs Greengrow hoped to attend but oh the rashes oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,Posted as guest out of embarrassment
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:20 PM

Mr and Mrs Inthebow and their daughter Ros

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:22 PM

And its Mr and Mrs Baily, and thier orthodox son Kosher.

Mr and Mrs Hard, and thier adopted Welsh son, Duwits

Mr and Mrs Harvester, and thier daughter Combine

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:31 PM

A family who were not on the guest list: Mr & Mrs Ingers and their daughter Floss

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:19 PM

And its that big familly from Yarmouth the Three - scores, and thier ten hangers on - Yes the "Three Score and Ten"

And here are our Spanish Familly Don Grange D'istaer, and thier son Trim Don Grange D'isater

Now at the Rugby Club Ball -

First the Montegues of Bualiegh, and thier noble son, My Lord Montegue of Bualiegh.

And we welcome the Marryingkinds, and their loose daughter Ifawas.

And fresh from the Cardiff Arms Park we welcome Mr and Mrs Land and thier patriotic son Calon Land.

Gareth - sorry I'am well lubricated, and when I am sober enuf to type more will follow

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: HuwG
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM

Some I posted to a Mornington Crescent thread last year ...


Mr. and Mrs. Keyroadtodublin, and their daughter Thora
Mr. and Mrs. Leo-Rivers, and their son Owen

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:41 PM

Mr and Mrs Yenocomebackagin and their son Will.

Lord Mondegreen and his good Lady....

Mr and Mrs Walkedout and their son Si

Mr and Mrs Timescomeagain and their son Art

Mr and Mrs Sofold-England and their son Archie

I'll get me coat....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Snuffy
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:49 PM

Mr & Mrs Bells and their son Ringo
Mr & Mrs Blackleg and their second son

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:18 PM

that'll be Blackleg Junior?

Mr and Mrs Golassie, and their son, Willie A

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Bardford
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM

Mr. and Mrs. Gallacansaino and their daughter Ima.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:48 AM

Please welcome...

Senora Maimornin and her son, Juan

The Honorable Mr Bay Ah and his son, Kim

Mr & Mrs Swetting and their daughter, Marie

The well-known Mr Tolkien and his not-so-well-known bro, Ken Tolkien

and (finally!) Sheikh Shoukhup and his son, Amahl


NOT on the list... Avril Betts!

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 03:35 AM

Mr and Mrs Midaddio and their son Wackfol.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 03:44 AM

Gosh, you lot have been busy overnight...


Mr & Mrs Tuptonancy and their daughter Stephanie

All the way from Laredo, Mr & Mrs Street and their son Patrick,
Yes it's the Streets of Laredo!

Mr & Mrs Downtomaui and thier son Roland

Mr & Mrs Coalcomesfromtherhondda and their daughter Wendy

Mr & Mrs Wherethedrunkardsroll and their son Dan

Mr & Mrs Dayiwasmarried and their daughter Syrita

Mr & Mrs Fieldsofrance and their son Gren


and on stage we have...

Mr & Mrs Campaign and their daughter Ellie

Mr & Mrs Tangle and their son Ben

Mr & Mrs Grittydirtband and their daughter Nita

Mr & Mrs D28 and their son Martin

Mr & Mrs Sunburst and their son Gibson

Mr & Mrs Tanari and their daughter Cass



I'm going for a lie down now....

Splott Man

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Sooz
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 04:12 AM

Well done Splott Man - you deserve it!

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 05:48 AM

Mater Combe-Faire, and his bereaved mother, ... Widow Combe-Faire

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 06:07 AM

Nigel,

Do you think we could make this a competition at Miskin?

No-one gets to play when I'm MC-ing unless they do dreadful pun.

Splott Man

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST,Mr Sooze
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 06:27 AM

Anybody seen Mr & Mrs d'Mountainthyme amd Wil ?

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: ced2
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 07:09 AM

Mr & Mrs Teringhome-Withasongintheair and their son Wes;
The Powers and their daughter Fanny;
Lord and Lady Lanconcerto and their daughter Carol;
The gun-toting security couple Mr & Mrs Flatts and their knife carrying son Blade Don.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 07:51 AM

Down from Allendale are the Rowes....

and the Gates' from Purley...

and from Marlow, the Rakes...

and young Master Sovwar...

and here's one I posted elsewhere at Christmas...

Please welcome Mair Daseby, Marianne Bright,
Anne Mayall, yer Chris, Mrs B. White


My brain hurts...

Keep 'em cooing, I love it

Splott Man

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 07:52 AM

That should be "coming" not "cooing"

You realise we're all going to be repeating these to an audience at the first opportunity?

Splott Man

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 07:59 AM

Just arrived at the session,
Mr and Mrs Keeindaja

and their alcoholic son

Wes Keeindaja

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:02 AM

Here come Mr and Mrs Folthedaddio

And their Liverpudlian son

Wack

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:19 AM

The Times are all here.

There is Sam R. (he's easy)
And Ard Times (hope he'll come again no more)

Be careful, here's their renegade brother from the Rockies,
the wild mountain Time.
What a bunch!

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:22 AM

Mr & Mrs Odeon-Player and their son Mel.

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:24 AM

Just arriving, a morris side from Alaska, their sledge pulled by their three huskies, Da, Eringum, and Dooram.

Oh dear, they're having trouble getting them to move.

All together now   MUSH! Eringum, Dooram, Da

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:38 AM

At last, it's Mr and Mrs Nawilde-Rover
and their rather formal son

I.B. Nawilde-Rover.

Oh, and it's Nonnae Never!

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 09:04 AM

Mr & Mrs Certina and their son Con

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 09:07 AM

Mr & Mrs Highlanders and their son...........Athol
Mr & Mrs E'dance and their daughter, Fair

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: ced2
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:54 AM

The rather uncouth and stultifying Mr & Mrs Basher and their even more tedious son Bore Ron

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: ced2
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 01:38 PM

Mr & Mrs Sayjig and their son Graham
The Trustin-Providences and their many daughters:- Da lasses Trustin-Providence,
Mrs Owfjord and her son Will
But wait who is this carrying the plate of 10 golden spheres, it must be Jo, Tenorban'jo.

Puttin'me coat on!

Subject: RE: BS: Late arrivals at the folk musicians ball
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:53 PM

Some of the more obvious ones...or is it me!

Mr & Mrs Goinnowhere and their son Ewen

Mr & Mrs Toomanymornings and their son Juan

Mr & Mrs Mann and their daughter Candy

Mr & Mrs Wasawalking and their daughter Sylvie

Mr & Mrs Fromdungloe and their daughter Mary

Mr & Mrs Nardine and their son Ray

Mr & Mrs Maryline and their daughter Rose

Mr & Mrs Franciscobayblues and their daughter San

Mr & Mrs Freeneasy and their daughter Sally

Don't worry, I've already got me coat on.

Pete