BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?

Subject: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: dianavan
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:24 PM

A few years ago my daughter was convinced that Bush was an alien reptile. She told me to watch him when he was speaking. He constantly thrust his tongue just like a snake! After lots of PR work, he suddenly lost this habit. He no longer has the tell-tale, tongue thrust but...

He now appears to be a beaked turtle. Most photos show him with the camera angle from above. When the camera is focussed upward, he looks like a very hostile, turtle. Maybe he is an alien race, after all. Maybe thats why U.S. intelligence won't tell us about U.F.O activity. Maybe they have already taken over the Whitehouse! This is the only logical explanation I have for the lot of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:27 PM

silly, silly, silly.

a BUSH is a plant.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST,the Omnipotent Krill
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:27 PM

Oh, you are in big trouble now, dianavan...

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:39 PM

Reptiles and amphibians deserve more respect than to receive this unfavorable comparison.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:48 PM

I prefer the question: Mineral or vegetable?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:51 PM

Not to be nit-picky but I believe that amphibians are a subclass of reptiles.

To me he often looks more like a simian.
(Sorry Chongo.)

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:56 PM

If he lays his eggs on land, he's a reptile. If he lays them in the water (or in water saturated mud), he's an amphibian.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:01 PM

No, I don't think so, Chief. Amphibians are an earlier form of life (according to science) that predated reptiles. Amphibians were the first creatures to emerge out of the seas and start breathing air. Reptiles came later. That's the official story, anyway.

Chongo finds Bush quite irritating, because he does vaguely resemble a chimp. An ugly, immature chimp.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Hawker
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:06 PM

In Folk Song, the bush referred to is usually a polite way of talking about an intimate part of the ladies anatomy! But I guess that you are talking about the other bush - though the two could get confused!
Cheers, Lucy

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:21 PM

He's a reptilian, and part of their agenda.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:33 PM

I think Steve Bell of the Guardian has the most accurate insight into this.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: DougR
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:51 PM

The question is too stupid to merit a reply.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:05 PM

Come on, Dougie, ya' gotta loosen up...

I'm with some other folks on "niether". Reptiles are cool. Bush isn't. Might of fact, he's a real jerk and doesn't seem to possess any human qualities at all. I think he's an alien! I really do. I think he was sent down to kill off about half the population be starting WWIII so that his alien friends can move right in... That's what I think...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:13 PM

I did this long ago but you can almost tell which in this pic.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/predator4a.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: dianavan
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:36 PM

Yes, indeed! An alien reptile with a face like a beaked, turtle. No wonder we're in so much trouble. We've been overtaken by an alien race and didn't even know it.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Greg F.
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:30 PM

If yiz want reptiles it was the sainted Ronnie RayGun that REALLY looked like a galapagos tortise. Only difference: the tortises haver greater mental acuity.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:45 PM

But I notice, Doug R, that you did reply. What does that make you?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:59 PM

A reptile by any other name...
is still a reptile.

An amphibean in reptiles clothing !

A reptile is a reptile is a reptile.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:41 PM

You people are all nuts! Bush is neither reptilian nor amphibian nor simian nor any other kind of ian!

He's a weasel.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:43 AM

Bobert, even though it would great for us to be able to distance ourselves by saying he's an alien, I choose to accept that he is indeed a homo sapien...one of us.

Having said that, I do think the guy is quite possibly not completely evolved. It's about brain size, and if and when they discover he has one, I hope someone will promptly dissect it so we'll be able to figure out just what exactly went wrong..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:51 AM

Neither - they're all vertebrates !

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 08:02 AM

If you threw gasoline over him and set him alight, would every word he uttered from then on, be said to be coming from a Burning Bush?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:02 AM

Oh, that's nasty. I'm beginning to feel some sympathy for ol' George W. I wonder if he ever logs in here?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM

Oh, fer.... I'd think that you all would know better!!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Once Famous
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:22 PM

OK, here's the answer.

A Bush is a hairy female genitalia. All guys know that.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:35 PM

OK, to clear up any confusion: reptiles and amphibians are two COMPLETELY different things. Reptiles have lungs, scaly skin and lay eggs with leathery shells. Amphibians have moist skin. lay jelly-like eggs (and no, I don't know if they're good on toast) and go through at least two distinctive life phases (think tadpoles here, folks). Please do not insult either by comparing them to Dubbya. Personally, I think he is a pod person, or perhaps some mutated form of animated poison ivy.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:55 PM

Whatever he is, I just succeeded in battling my way, guns blazing, as G.W. Bush, defending the White House from hundreds and hundreds of ninja-like assassins! Try it out, and see if you can pass all 3 levels and save the World!!!

Bush gets SERIOUS with Evil enemies!!!!

You get to be Condoleeza Rice too!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:53 PM

Kendall says that Bush sucks...therefore he is a mammal.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:54 PM

Or a leech. Or a mosquito.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:32 AM

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bushold.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST,GuestSmartss
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:00 PM

Taxonomically speaking, Class Amphibia and Class Reptilia are separate classes. Both are of the Subphyla Vertebrata, but really separate classes with distinctly different charactersistics (anamniote v. amniote--cutaneous respiration v. lung respiration etc).

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 03:10 AM

If he could only be a ball of lead which THOUGHT it was amphibian---

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 05:16 AM

I'll never forget his speech immediately after 9/11; I told my wife "this bloke has cold eyes, the feeling is in the words and facial expressions, but totally absent in the eyes". This gives credence to the reptilian theory.

As a child of my time, flower power etc, I remain a supporter of the "make Love, not War" doctrine. So bring back Clinton... At least he knew all about sax, sorry sex, anyway that blowing thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Bush a reptile or an amphibian?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:53 AM

"Hairy Female Genitalia"??? OH Martin Gibson...NEVER have two kinds of Bushes been more different!