BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 10:49 PM

..Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr Cohen and Dr Levy, Psychiatry & Proctology".

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias & Posteriors".

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids & Haemorrhoids". No go, so they tried "Catatonics & High Colonics."

Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives & Anal-retentives." Still not good, so they tried "Minds & Behinds." Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls & Ass-holes". Still no go. Nor did "Analysis & Anal Cysts", "Queers & Rears", "Nuts & Butts", "Freaks & Cheeks" or "Loons &
Moons" work either.

So they finally settled on "Dr Cohen and Dr Levy, Odds & Ends".

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 11:21 PM

freda - I thought you were going to refresh the thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:39 AM

she did, her humour was refreshing

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 07:50 AM

who said this was a bum thread...nothing to do with threads......If you have any more comments on Haemmoroids, please sit on them.

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 02:54 PM

I like Emma Freud
John

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:55 AM

This thread nearly went down the toilet!!! Pushed from the bottom!!

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Schantieman
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:56 AM

The son of a friend of mine is a colo-rectal surgeon. Having reached the heights of being a consultant now, he doesn't have to look up people's bottoms, but has minions to do the ...erm... dirty work for him. My then 10-year old ex-step-daughter (work that one out!) heard about this, and asked him, "Are you a bum-doctor?" to which he replied, "No - I'm a very good doctor!"

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 01:21 PM

Arse and thou shalt receive.
John

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:11 AM

LOL 'Giok'!!!!!..xx...e

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: GUEST,Gypsy
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:37 PM

This is a long thread...has no one got to the bottom of it yet!!!!!