BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 09:20 AM

Reading causes crime and hemorrhoids.

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 09:19 AM

I recommend farting at will and dropping a load when the urge strikes you, even in your neighbor's yard. Be less anal. I also would suggest avoiding zealots, politicians, and other humorless people. Then again, you could be genetically prone to the problem. Chances are that if your family is a pain in the ass, you are too.

Spaw

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Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 08:54 AM

Well since we're down here already I can't lower the tone much, so I'll tell you about my friend who had them surgically removed. She had me in absolute fits of laughter when describing the row of cones in increasing sizes that she was required to insert sequentially into the arseforesaid orofice. This is apparently in order to prevent the patient from becoming a 'tight ass'
I'll leave you all to think about that!
John

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 08:06 AM

I suppose that';s to push them back in...??


A

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: weerover
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 07:14 AM

A tennis ball???

wr.

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 06:52 AM

Be very clean. Eat lots of fiber. Sit on a tennis ball.

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 06:48 AM

All I have to say is ' Preparation H '
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 06:13 AM

thanks Jock, you get the award for responding!

Subject: RE: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM

Well Freda, I suppose that's the opposite of 'in your face', but if we can discuss GWB on here, then I'm sure that piles is an ass-ociated subject, seeing as he is such a pain in the backside.
John

Subject: BS: Haemorrhoids and how to avoid them
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 02:00 AM

Or, how I have lived a haemorrhoid free life.

yes, the time has come to share all. this came up in a chat room a couple of weeks ago, and it seems selfish not to share it. so in the interests of helping some catters have a haemorrhoid free life, read on if you dare..

I went to a doctor 20 years ago with the first flare up of a potential haemorrhoid. she told me to take a vitamin supplement called Rutin - its something which helps the body absorb and utilise Vitamin C. It is good for healing wounds, bruises, scratches, scrapes and.. for preventing the formation of haemorrhoids. and it worked. totally obliterated the thing.

Do you already have major established ones? too late. But if you're one the way, or only have one, take Rutin whenever it flares up. it'll be gone, and you'll be dancing!

sorry

freda