Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 May 04 - 10:05 AM

Ein Volk, ein Ei, ein Führer

on the serious side: There is no indication (beyond rumours and a British book) that this is true. Since the same story has been told one and a half centuries before about Napoleon, we can take that as an indication that the British* like to rumour about sexual deficiencies of their respective enemies. Now, didn't I read lately about Saddam Osama...

Wolfgang

* this tendency isn't at all restricted to the British

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Brakn
Date: 13 May 04 - 10:05 AM

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, a dirty bugger
Took it from him when he was small

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 13 May 04 - 09:56 AM

Words by the late Hubert Gregg.

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 May 04 - 09:32 AM

During the second world war, due to this little ditty, Hitler's deficiency was discussed in the ' letters ' column of the Tmes no less.
eric

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Flash Company
Date: 13 May 04 - 09:26 AM

Max Miller Joke

Assistant runs across stage with dummy leg
Max-- Hitler's left leg! (Audience cheers)
Assistant runs across stage from other side with dummy leg
Max-- Hitler's right leg! (Audience cheers again)
Assistant runs across stage with a potato in each hand
When laughter has subsided- Max -- No, Lady, King Edwards!

FC

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: GUEST,Hootenanny
Date: 13 May 04 - 09:13 AM

I remember it from childhood as Goering with two but very small.

The folk process - or a dodgy memory - strikes again

Subject: RE: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 May 04 - 09:11 AM

I like that!

Subject: Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
From: LindsayInWales
Date: 13 May 04 - 08:42 AM

Last night on TV I was watching a documentary about the last 10 days of the life of Hitler in his bunker. It transpires that the Russians, who did an autopsy on the charred remains said to be that of Hitler found that the corpse had only one testicle ... and never allowed his medics to examine him during his lifetime ... so it looks like the songwriters may have been right after all ...

(sung to Colonel Bogey)

Hitler, has only got one ball
Rommel has two, but very small
Himmler, has got two simmler
But poor old Goebbels, has noebbels at all