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Subject: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 04:56 AM

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: el ted
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 04:59 AM

You could always do a George Best and get a new liver. You are famous enough to queue jump.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Nick
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:11 AM

Homer Simpson -

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:28 AM

LOL!! ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:38 AM

im not as think as you drunk i am


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:41 AM

Yeah yeah wateva piss'ed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:49 AM

its very rude to swear you bastard!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:50 AM

Right, outside NOW!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 08:52 AM

Has a bar recently been installed at the college, or is the heat?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 09:07 AM

ive had one too many robinsons fruit & barley


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:38 AM

There's only one problem with beer - you don't actually buy it - you just rent it for a while !


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Rain Dog
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 07:25 AM

The piano has been drinking, not me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 10:53 AM

MY KIND OF THREAD BABY!!! Oh yeah!!! There ain't no problem that can't be fixed with enuff beer, eh? I am on my 3rd today and I only got up like a half hour ago eh? Beer is like the fowndashun of life, man! This town would die without beer. I would die without beer. I don't even wanna think about it. I'm gonna have another one as soon as this one is done. Glug! Ahhhhh....

Egxample of problem fixin: You got a girlfriend who is naggin' you too much? Drink and drink and drink. Soon she will go away!

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 11:43 AM

To semi-paraphrase Douglas Adams....

You don't think there is anything wrong about being drunk? have you ever asked the glass of beer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: beadie
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 11:56 AM

As a resident of a state (Wisconsin) where the tax on beer is significantly less than the tax on gasoline and WAY less than the tax on whiskey (and the other "hards"), I can only say, "Amen."


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 12:03 PM

Oh, wheee! Let's promote the cult of reduced awareness!! Wotta fun game!! We can all get stupid and blame it on others, eh? Far out!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 12:11 PM

Amos, have you been drinking?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 12:50 PM

its your fault man, like, whatever


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:47 PM

Yer a flippin retread, Amos! If you were, like, here...like, in this room, eh? If you were I would shake one up good and squirt it in your face! I got one simpe rule in life. The other guy is always wrong. That includes the customer. Arf! Arf! Good joke eh? Have one on me, ya flippin looser!

I was deviastated last night cos the Flames lost the hockey game to those boltholes in Tampa, so I decided to drink until I felt better. Everyone in town feels the same way. We were FLIPPIN ROBBED!!! The ref oughta get the flippin chair!

Anyway, I feel like i'M ON THE WAY to recovery now, eh? A few more beer should do it. We'll flippin DESTROY em next year!@!!!

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:03 PM

i need kofi annan just to translate what everyone in here is saying!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST, Bob MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:14 PM

If yer hosed it comes in jis fine, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:51 PM

Jaysus, I came here to read about beer only to find out the Flames lost. Thanks a fu#kin' bunch. So, like, will Tampa get a beer named after it or somethin'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 05:01 AM

There is one bad thing about beer...BEER BELLIES!!!! Which are soooo not attractive! Oh yeah, and that it can often lead to situtations, were if you still could walk in a straight line and knew how many fingers your friend was holding up, you would totally avoid...


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: MudGuard
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 05:14 AM

Beer is alcohol. Alcohol is your enemy. But the bible says you should love your enemies...

Found on the wall of a pub in Portaferry:

Beer is not a matter of life or death.
It is much more important!


But if you really want to be in Beer, go to this place!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 07:41 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Blackcatter
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 10:58 AM

Tampa used to have it's own brewery. Ybor Brewing Company, but it closed it's doors last year. The beer is still being brewed, however - in Melbourne, FL on the east coast.

By the way - I dislike nearly all bottled beeers, prefering to have only premium draught beers.

What say you all?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Blackcatter
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 11:10 AM

Am I missing something, or is this song not in the Digital Tradition?

Beer, Beer, Beer

Chorus
Oh, he must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing!
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer.
The Lord bless Charley Mopps, the man who invented beer, beer, beer!
Tiddley, beer, beer, beer.

A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea
Along came a man by the name of Charley Mopps,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

A bushel of hops, a barrel of malt, you stir it around with a stick
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick
Fourteen pints of wallop a' day will keep away the quacks
It's only eight and six a pint and one and four in tax

The Clancy's Bar, O'Reilly's Pub, the Hole-in-the-Wall, as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Charley's beer they sell
Come in all me lucky lads, eleven o'clock she stops!
Five short seconds now, to remember Charley Mopps.
1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . .


Mostly based on the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem version.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 11:11 AM

Beer Belly Myth, see here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3175488.stm


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Les from Hull
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 11:24 AM

Ah the town of Beer! And very close to it - Beer Head!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 05:38 PM

Remember proper man have a barrel under there chest, which proves six packs are for puffs.
As for Amos. Are you a twat or what, son?


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Blackcatter
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 05:49 PM

At least Amos has the "guts" to post under his name. GUEST must indeed have a short third leg to say anything like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:01 PM

Doh, a beer, I'll have a beer
Ray, a bloke who buys me beer
Me, the bloke I buy beer for
Fa, I'd go to have a beer
So, I think I'll have a beer
La, la la la la la la
Ti, no thanks I'll have a beer
That will bring us back to
Doh for more beer....

(repeat ad infinitum)


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 10 Jun 04 - 01:23 AM

Ooh! Folk music content! Here's the local version:

Do, the stuff that buys me beer,
Re, the guy who pulls my beer,
Mi, the guy who drinks my beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Ti, no thanks, I'll have a beer,
Which will bring us back to
Do, do, do, do...

~ Becky in Tucson
what me? I never touch the stuff! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Jun 04 - 06:36 AM

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
First worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won't get worms.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 10 Jun 04 - 06:14 PM

"...malt does more than Milton can
    to justify God's way with Man"


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST, Barney Gimble
Date: 10 Jun 04 - 06:28 PM

ats fahkn deep man ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 10 Jun 04 - 07:04 PM

MudGuard

I hope you've noticed how close Beer in Devon is to Sidmouth - you can walk there along the coastal path, and it's all part of the World Heritage Jurassic Coast site.

On the CD (recorded by El Greko) of the Herga club's 40th birthday party last year, Mac McKay sings the song about the Benskins Brewery (Watford) worker who fell into the vat and drowned. The chorus goes "In the beer, beer, loverly beer, up to his neck in great barrels of beer." I think the song was written by Colin Dipper - then a resident singer at the club, and father of John (of Patterson, Jordan, Dipper and No Man's Band).

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: MudGuard
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:25 AM

Herga, you should have told me 3 years ago, when I cycled along there (coming from Plymouth through Exeter, Clyst Saint Mary, Newton Poppleford, Bowd, and Sidford to Beer).
It was a hot day, so I went for a short swim - now I can truthfully say I swam in Beer ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: mouldy
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:48 AM

As an old lady (85, ex Royal Navy, and a Yorkshirewoman) said to my friend last week on the subject of beerguts -

"They don't put bay windows in shithouses!"

Andrea


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: MudGuard
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:54 AM

Excuse my ignorance - but I can't find beerguts in my dictionaries.
Is it the same as a beer belly?

TIA
MudGuard (who should start to learn English properly)


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:31 AM

MudGuard, it's exactly the same, I will write to "The Concise Oxford Dictionary" and tell them to enter beergut ASAP...well spotted


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:52 AM

Work is the Curse of the Drinking Classes ! ! !


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:00 AM

Correction...Exams are the Curse of the Drinking Classes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:36 AM

I new they'd put a bar in that college


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: GUEST,Wotcha in Vinoland
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 07:19 AM



Well, it's beer, beer, beer

That wants to make me cheer

In the halls of [insert college/univ.]


My eyes, grow dim,
I cannot hardly see,
I think I'm drunk as I can be ...



Courtesy of some fellow from Philadelphia that I learned it from in 1979 ...

Cheers, burp ...

Brian


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 10:02 PM

Dick Greenhaus, thank you so much for quoting lines from one of my favorite A. E. Houseman poems!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: DonD
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 04:54 PM

After too much time indulging in Beer in Devon, you may find yourself nearby in Putts Corner. (Even if they don't know the correct spelling is -- putz.)

And I sit here surrounded by over 500, sadly empty, beer bottles, all different, and not a full one in the house!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 11:53 AM

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in
the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to disappear.


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: s6k
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 12:24 PM

^^ i dont believe you Sttaw..... so the only thing to do is set about testing your theory to see if its correct!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 07:09 AM

I will!! I volunteer to test out Sttaw balls thoery, and it's my B.day on friday...the perfect excuse to get hammered, for scientific purposes of course...*bgrin*


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