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Subject: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:26 PM

I checked, but can't find that this has been done before.

Often when perusing the titles of threads, I misread them and come back with a "Huh? Can't be!" Upon rereading the title I recognize my mistake, which is probably caused by reading too fast and mentally filling in the blanks to my own expectations.

Anyway, here's how I've read some of the current thread titles:

Reagan rupture
Dicks have accents
Nine Head Norsemen
Hotmale trouble
Ronald Reagan -- Madly Pissed

How I read the thread titles may (sadly) say a lot about my mental processes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:53 PM

Aw, hell, Rap -- I hate ta tell you this,man...damn---but, well, we better face it, and come to terms with the whole thing. This is not just some funny thing that happened a couple times, dude.

You are, unfortunately, AGING. OVER THE HILL. GETTING OLD. LOSING IT, DUDE. ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PRIME. SLIP-SLIDIN' AWAY. Not getting any younger. I mean face it -- you're probably farting more than you'd like to hear about, too.

Well, anyway, we can at least get a few laughs out of your fading eyesight. Woththell, mehitabel!! :>))

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:55 PM

Rapper, I too thought it was Reagan Rupture. Sad. Very sad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:36 PM

good thing there's no threads on "curcumscribed Pinnice envy" or "Hard disk non-functional"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:39 PM

Not that I have that problem, but I have noted that it is like the brain, seeing a familiar letter or length of word or context, throws up words at random in the hope that one will be correct.

Actually, sometimes the random puke is very funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 07:47 AM

kangaroos in the top paddock...


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 09:25 AM

It depends on how one learned to read, to a certain extent. People who learned by the word-recognition method (as many of us do before we go to school) tend to get it wrong sometimes, especially when tired or when it's time for new glasses.

For this to work I think we need to give the thread title as it IS as well as what we SAW.

Penelope Routledge OBE
Penelope Routledge OB/GYN

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 09:53 AM

You are, unfortunately, AGING. OVER THE HILL. GETTING OLD. LOSING IT, DUDE. ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PRIME. SLIP-SLIDIN' AWAY. Not getting any younger. I mean face it -- you're probably farting more than you'd like to hear about, too.

Amos, did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor, complaining that he was troubled with extremely noxious, but silent, flatulence? Told the doc that he'd already passed such gas four times since they'd been talking. Doctor said, "Well, first thing we're going to do is get your hearing checked."

So if I turn off my hearing aid I'll be okay?

Next thing you know you'll want me to get a rocking chair and sit in the shade all day, sippin' decaf whilst hummin' "Shine on harvest moon" and "Back in the USSR" and other old folk songs.

Ya ever hum while sippin' decaf? It's messy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 10:53 AM

US big guts invading Australian politics

Fat Americans have been commenting on Australian politics in recent days. Federal Labor president Carmen Lawrence said the United States administration had a lot of gall, throwing their weight round like this. Dr Lawrence's comments were the widest from any Labor figures in the wake of attacks by President George W Bush and other senior administration officials. Lawrence said that the comments were a load of blubber, and that US-Australia alliance would not be corseted by obese fat cats feeding the electorate with offel comments.

But Dr Lawrence said it was unseemly for US officials to become involved in Australian menus. "Australians are a proud people and don't much like being told how much to eat by other governments," Dr Lawrence said. "The relationship between our two countries goes much wider and broader than that. Asked if she thought the US government was working to re-elect Mr Howard, Dr Lawrence said: "I have to say the bloating of some of the comments must lead to that digestion."


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 12:08 PM

Very funny Freda!! LOL!

Rapaire, I should learn not to sip decaf while reading your posts. You are a force of nature, even from he other side of the hill.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 12:36 PM

BS: Misread Threads
BS: Misread Thoughts

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 04:13 PM

Misread messages could be disasterous, depending on who is invloved...
like a conversation between China and W...
darn I can't find that piece I wrote years ago, you could probably do better anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:52 AM

Missing Mudcatters: Where Are They?
Kissing Mudcatters: Where Are They?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:17 PM

Dear Lord, I just thought it said

Legendary Pot

and not

Legalize Pot.

Maybe it's because, you know, back in the '60s, we were all...nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 10:16 AM

"US big gums invading Australian politics"
10-foot Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles, parachuting into Melbourne...

Cheers
Tracey Dragonsfriend
Scorch's Pyrography


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 01:47 PM

The Basic Causes of Western Stupidity
The Basic Course in Western Stupidity

~PhD


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Jun 04 - 02:30 PM

I think it's not me this time, but the thread title:

Disney Hopper Passes

Who the heck is Dis Hopper???? And what caused his demise? And why have the Clones not yet added an OBIT tag?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: jack halyard
Date: 18 Jun 04 - 03:42 AM

I'm surprised that Freda Underhill has the guts to make comments about my grammar. Still, I suppose since a lot of Howards policies do reek of obesity-and its obscene how obese (and indeed obtuse) some of our politicians have become-I can hardly object. I've decided not to be obstinate and obstruct her objectives, indeed it would be objectionable not to be objective so,Freda Underhill, right ob!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM

Moon Proclaims Himself Messiah
Mooh Proclaims Himself Messiah

BTW, what if one was dylslexic AND had Tourrette's?

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 07:19 PM

Honest to God:

First fracture in transatlantic axis?
First fracture in transatlantic anus?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 10:30 PM

I keep reading it as

"Where to find rubbish in hell"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 01:09 PM

Underrated, Underused Movie Stars
Underrated, Underabused Movie Stars

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Celtaddict
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 01:49 PM

Susan, all this time I have thought the thread was "Basic Cases of Western Stupidity" and I did not open read it because I have plenty of examples right here at hand....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 01:54 PM

LOL!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM

I'm reading the threads with dilated pupils and it's a blast!

A fart on all your horses
Sheep prostate photography
OFFICIAL "hide me" thread
What are the anti-war people

And these are just a few examples. I don't really recommend it, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:18 AM

Intergalactic Strife: How to avoid it.
Intergalactic Shite: How to avoid it.

They must be getting smarter - they don't admit they posted to the wrong thread now...


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM

Good idea. Report all your alternative thread titles (misreading or mischieving) here. This could rid us of a lot of unneccessary threads:

Father of...
Uncle of...
Great great aunt of ... all would have been reported here only.

I dislike threads only started for the fun of the title, but I love seeing all the ideas you have. Same like the joke threads: Have them all at one place.

My evil ideas were:

Fatter by sprite
HESPERIS IS GETTING MARRIED AND SON
I' racist but I don't vote BNP

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 08:42 AM

I keep thinking that BNP is the British National Petroleum company and wondering, momentarily, why anyone would vote for it.

Yes, I know better.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 09:19 PM

" Still, I suppose since a lot of Howards policies do reek of obesity-and its obscene how obese (and indeed obtuse) some of our politicians have become-I can hardly object. "Jack Halyard

I read it as pelicans.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: robomatic
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 10:50 PM

Avoid drinking while scrolling


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:27 PM

Misread Threads
Misread Threats

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM

Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bunker
Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bucket

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 10:15 PM

Okay, I'm tired. So I read them this way:

Squirrels in my panties
England trashed the Aussies
Does anyone care where Kerry lives?
59% of the people in favour of haunting
Fish flingers

I think I'll go to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 11:16 PM

Looks like I put my misread thread title on the wrong thread (misquotes). And now Rapaire's beat me to it on this thread (squirrels in my panties). Ah well. It's a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:04 PM

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Erection?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
BS: Mount St. Helens - Volcano Watchers

became

Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election?
BS: Mount St. Helens - Vagina Watchers

Time to log out! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 03:19 PM

I keep reading it as

Singe "virginia voters" decide election?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:00 PM

I'm just glad that either way, we keep talking about vaginas.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Toenails John
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 04:55 PM

reading these I Couldn't help but laugh over the story that broke on saturday last about a certain Bedford couple, one mr and mrs Peacock who decided a month before their son was born to call him Drew. went on the birth cert and all before Mr Peacock just decided to search his sons name on the web, seeking famous namesakes and was asked,
Do You Mean....DROOPY COCK!
What a Fkn misread that was to make huh! (no offence to anyone concerned of course)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM

"BS: Pre-senile dementia in Bush"

My dyslexic eyes always see "Penile dementia in Bush"

Good Gawd. . . it's not only a Freudian slip of sorts, it's a really bad pun. . .

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:52 PM

I keep reading the "flatpick" thread as "flapjack", every single time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:48 PM

It could be worse, SRS. I keep reading it as "Pre-penile dementia in Bush," and that conjures up all sorts of mental questions and pictures.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:33 PM

Rapaire,

Perhaps the headline writer was calculating that we would all reduce this to "Bush is a Prick." (Which can also get really complicated if you take the politics away).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 09:10 AM

I keep seeing "Is LH a shat-head?" as "Is Little Hawk a Shetland?"

which brings VERY bizaare images into my head.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM

BS: decayed presidential election?

BS: World's Worst Pottery


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 09:48 PM

Tech: WOW! Submarines in the Search!!! (Canadian Submarines)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:03 PM

BoTox take it all!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM

Orthodox Rabbits Endorse Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 01:02 PM

Ikeep reading "So how do I Linux" as "So how do I do LLamas?" Just goes to show where my mind-tack leads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM

"Loco Fireman Words Wanted" - who wants the song about the crazy fireman?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM

I keep seeing that one as 'So how do I Linus', and have a picture in my head of that boy from the Peanuts cartoons, with a bemused expression....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:09 AM

Keep hold of your blanket Liz.

There's also a BS thread about rabbits supporting Bush!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM

THE ERECTION -- your thoughts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM

Shooting Blacks

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM

We also have "The South will Rise again" !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

I just got a Misread thread and "Thread name game" together!!
it went
My wood should be in soon
National Celibacy day in the USA
Should Bush be Impaled?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM

Bush won't be impaled if the Celibacy day comes about.

Pity.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
Sorry I misread this as "How to keep squirrels out of Office!!!" Don't vote for Him!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
makes me think that is an american expression similar to keeping bats out of one's belfrey....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 03:07 PM

Musicians you wish you'd live to see.

What's an elbow?

A stinking ship?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM

I must be getting tired,
I contributed to "When Do You Deteriorate"
and then saw "When Do You Decorate"
I thought I had a Miread thread there!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:10 PM

Oh, dear.

"What constitutes bad pot?"

"Muppet in hell."

"A tree falls on America."


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:11 PM

And just now:

"New Nightbird shite."


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHA... *ahem*


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 11:05 PM

LOL Actually, I have several times read it as 'New Nightbird Silo'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

'Mudcat Singles' - why is there no thread about MudcatLPs & CDs?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Crystal
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

I misread the title of this thread (it is ironic in a wierd way!) and was wondering why a thread titled "Musical Threads" was in the BS section!
Dyslexia, it is great!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 05 - 08:38 PM

Well, it continues:

Burning a fiddle
Whata ya got?
Washing the car........


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 07:28 AM

What snog do you want at your funeral?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: PoppaGator
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:51 PM

I don't always misread "Hull" as "Hell," but for some reason I ALWAYS misread "Muppet in Hull" as "Muppet in Hell."

Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:21 PM

's okay, I just read a thread title as "More Sperm".


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM

I keep on seeing all these 'Salami Relief' threads....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM

I keep reading

"BS: Uncle primatism-on the decline!"

as

"BS: Uncle priapism-on the decline!"

I'm an uncle....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Layah
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM

I keep reading "mudcatters supporting murder" as "mudcatters sporting murder"

This is a great thread, as then people can share their ideas for bastard threads without actually making them. Glad it got refreshed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM

Unsolicitated farts - how to stop them?

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM

Combining two that were next to each other --

Michael Jackson finds Walmart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:56 PM

This thread may be useful for those trying to find homophones (or other parodies) to actual thread titles. No need to start a thread for a play of words, just write your idea in here:

Must slim in toll errands.

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM

Thanks for the belly laugh. It's been a quiet morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM

Catholic Priest clears his throat
Catholic Priest bares his chest
BS: why do you last so long
I hate to brag - finding a comfortable one!
BS: How often do you battle?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:30 PM

Boob Snogs (Book Snobs)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:59 PM

I've read that one as

Boob snobs

several times.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:02 PM

Do You Deteriorate for Halloween?
(Do You Decorate for Halloween?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

Who did your ex do after you?
(What did your ex do after you ? )

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:11 PM

Snap!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Woodward blows Scooter


Oh, wait.... That's what it says.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM

The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Repent
(The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Reprint)

Repent overstuffing, I mean.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM

Secret Santa Claus goes nuclear.


Really. That's the way I just read it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM

The right to attack -- what a gal!!

(Yes, I really read it that way.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:02 PM

And I keep seeing "I Have Three Sets of Tits".


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:36 PM

I've only just seen this topic. I thought it was only me just needing new glasses. I've just read 'Pinocchio Dies'. I thought, thats really sad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 06:50 PM

BS: If You Could Murder One Mudcatter-Who?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:24 AM

BS: Nuclear weapon use in mid-East Ohio.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:13 AM

Put another tickle in...

(actually Put another nickle in... )

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:24 PM

Are Zodiac suits single or double-breasted? And, are Best Western songs about the motel chain here in the U.S.? Why not Motel 6 songs? After all, they leave the light on for you.

Jerry


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:36 PM

Rapaire , you may be more lysdexic than I.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:34 PM

the lack of virility at video chains...

?W?T?F?

Oh!-- the lack of variety at video chains...

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:52 PM

When's Britain coming into the utero?

When indeed-- Probably not until:
When's Britain coming into the euro?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. troops
10 Worst Mistakes by US Presidents
War protestors

Add these three and you get a misread thread name game.

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. Presidents: War protestors


US pres could be lil Bushies, or cash. Large denominations are
sometimes called "presidents' because they have prez pix on 'em.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:31 PM

100


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Scoville
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:34 PM

I just now got three mixed up and saw "unlikeable violin protests". Whew. Thought my attempts at fiddling had gotten me in some hot water there for a moment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM

I keep reading it as

Give a shit, Canada


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:52 AM

Really-- glasses failing aleready???

===================

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Ate the Teacher's Toe!
(Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe!)


Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundlands & Labradors
(Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundland & Labrador)


Tech: your movies on Youtube
(Tech: your memory on Youtube)


BS: My Sorcha is broke
(BS: Mr Sorcha is broke)



BS: First hillbilly bloom
(BS: First daylilly bloom)


BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in New York (UK)?
(BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in York (UK)?)


Violets
Voiles
Votes
(Voles)


BS: Giggingbox UK - specific type ??
(BS: Digigbox UK - specific type ??)

============

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:56 AM

Why am I supposed to misread threads?

are there any dyslexics here?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 04 May 07 - 09:04 PM

Nothing to do with Dyslexia. More to do with scan reading the large number of semi meaningless thread titles. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 May 07 - 08:09 PM

Does Being Drunk Matter?
(Does Being Dark Matter?)


BS: Fer like, horses, eh.....
(BS: Fer like, hosers, eh..... )


~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:10 AM

Giant Kangaroo ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:18 AM

Boing! Said Giok...


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

What's your primate name?

(What's your pirate name?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:36 PM

Old Sailor-Posts (early 1900s)

Old Sailor-Poets (early 1900's)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:07 AM

Can We Afford Bifocals?
(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

irony, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:30 AM

I keep seeing that one as bifocals too.. but that could be because I need them.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 01:31 PM

"I keep seeing that one as bifocals too"

Wow, Liz, that makes up almost like identical twins. Except for your having multiplying tits and all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:17 PM

Can We Afford Brothels?

(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:47 PM

What's your private name?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 10:06 AM

Bookmark! the source for facts
when i read it i substituted an "r" for the "c" in "fact",
so i started a thread by that title complete with a link
to a movie of a guy lighting a candle with a fart..
funny thing, i do not think SPAW has posted there yet,
I thought it would be his flatulant...i mean favorite


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 08:22 PM

What would you do to your dog?

(What would you do for your dog?)


~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM

I just saw a thread titled "Bed wetting memories" - when I looked again someone had changed it to "Best wedding memories" which looks a good deal more boring.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:55 AM

Not a thread title, but I read a sign a few months back, which actually said "XXX - improving the image of construction". To me, it said "XXX - improving the image of castration"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Declan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 01:46 PM

Appropriately-

First Misquote of the new summer

First Mosquitoe (sic) of the new summer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 05:02 PM

Are there any EYELIDS near Liverpool?

(Are there any ceilidhs near Liverpool?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:37 AM

Guess I'm the third one on Bi-focals too.

The other one: the Dinos in the bible thread--I've mentally said dEEnos a hundred times.


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:55 AM

Dino's from the Flintstones, or from Las Vegas? Cuz I'm with you on that one, with both images colliding every time I see it! :~)

~S~


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From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

Dino from the rat pack! For some weird reason-I say well I'll not think that again. But I Do! Then I smile-and think he shudda been!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 05:03 PM

Well, good, cuz next time I get called on the carpet to answer questions about creationism-- not a doctrine our denomination is backing as literal BTW-- I'll break the tension with this Dino thing! Cuz Dino might not be in the Bible, but the rest of the Rat Pack are so we can assume he's one of the many implied instead of mentioned by name!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 05:16 PM

Selling my Leg - Harry K.
(Selling my Mg - Harry K.)



BS: Misheard Threads
(BS: Misread Threads)


~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 11:44 PM

I may as well admit it:

Pleasant, satisfying moves

(Pleasant, satisfying movies )

Exercising for Charley

(Exercising for Charity)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 02:46 PM

Aiming Select Sunnis
(Arming Select Sunnis)

Beast feeding in public
(Breast feeding in public )

Fast Breeding in public
(Fest Breeding in public )


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 10:59 AM

I swear I've misread this one lotsa times!

BS: Selling my Leg - Harry K.

(BS: Selling my Mg - Harry K.)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 07:52 AM

Morning eye-goop blended these two:

Non musical chairs
BS: The Bulbous Thread

into:
BS: Non-Biblical Chairs

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 01:46 PM

I just read it as:

Do you think it's ok for a man to play a maj 7th?

and wondered why it wouldn't be.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:05 AM

I got:

Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!!


Out of:

Back to the Front- news note
Happy Belated Birthmonth Joe Offer!!!

(multitasking before awake with too much blood in my caffeine stream)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:18 AM

And:
Why should everyone vote?

Out of:
Should everyone vote?
Obit: Jane Wyman (10 Sept 2007)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: TheSnail
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:52 AM

WYSIWYG

Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!!

Really?

I had that as -
Happy Related Behemoth to Joe Offer!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 01:00 PM

We should swap glasses sometime just for variety. :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 11:31 PM

I've been reading

BS: Help! info on Woody's Cook-In Sauce

as

BS: Help! info on Woody's Cock-In-Sauce

and I shall refraim from further comment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Sep 07 - 11:47 AM

BS: Bush declares war on American people

BS: Bush declares war on Appalachian people


YOU decide which one's the "real" and which one's the "misread"! :~) :~(

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 07 - 04:16 PM

Once again, I read

On Same-Sex Marriages

as

On Same-Sex Marines

and wondered what the big deal was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 10:42 AM

DOG MELODEON WANTED

(DG MELODEON WANTED)


Well, it IS Mudcat-- innit?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 06:52 PM

BS: Replacements for incandescent thighs

!!!!!!!!!!

(BS: Replacements for incandescent lights)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:24 PM

BS: Town morals

for

BS: Town murals


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:14 PM

Secret Santa Massages '07

(Secret Santa Messages '07)

Rats!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 01:02 PM

BS: How to end the US occupation of Idaho

(The Larry Craig thread was just above it.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 10:34 PM

Foolestroupe, I kinda like the idea of "snogs" at my funeral.   *g*

As for misread threads, I sometimes read the words right, but not the intent.

As in:

Craft stalls at festivals



Just who is this Craft person, and why does he or she stall at festivals.   Inquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 08:57 AM

And does Craft stall only at festivals or also elsewhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: TheSnail
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM

"The Craft" is what insiders call Freemasonry. (I just happen to know.) It sounds as if the secret handshakes aren't going down too well at festivals.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM

BS: Signs Of Santy

The reindeer hooves on rooves aren't enough?

Oh-- it's BS: Signs Of SANITY

That explains it.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 11:51 AM

Canadians taste Polish man in airport

(eeeeew! sausage??!!??)

Canadians TASER Polish man in airport

(O, that's alright then!)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM

Naive Behaviors in Mudcat Society (Native Behaviors in Mudcat Society)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM

Stealing eggs from the pros (Stealing GIGS from....)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:09 PM

You egg-sucking DOG, Rap.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:31 PM

Well, yes. Yes, I am. Chocolate eggs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 12:03 AM

Sorry about my funeral!! - JeZeBeL
(Sorry about my funwall!! - JeZeBeL)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 09:18 AM

WWII Cleared for Public Release
(WWII Archives Cleared for Public Release)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 12:14 PM

REAL benefits from REAL Winter Sun
(RNLI benefits from Herts Winter Sing)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Dec 07 - 10:53 AM

Frank Hamilton and my musical wife............

!?!?!?!?!?! ......

Oh, my bad! Frank Hamilton and my musical life.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 07 - 01:41 AM

BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but

(BS: I said I wasn't gonna TELL ya, but)

BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but I wasn't gonna tell ya, but....

Aiee!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Dec 07 - 09:11 PM

Wow! I thought I'd found the perfect example of a Catter that needs to get a life!

I'm Speaking to Blowup Dolls...

But no, it was just:

I'm going to be an inlaw..........
Speaking of Blowup Dolls...


And THAT one belongs in the Thread Name Game! :~)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 07 - 10:55 PM

BS: I'm going to be an inlay.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 11:45 AM

BS: Too early for blueballs?
(BS: Too early for bluebells?)

Too much pudering for these old eyes!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 09:22 PM

BS: Mark Penn's Hates

I also read it as

BS: Hilary adopts Tanya Harding


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 02:13 PM

BS: Rescue Santas. Thank you so much

BS: Rescue Panties. Thank you so much


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 07:45 PM

You see what you want to see.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Apr 08 - 04:02 PM

Thumb steps on english concertina

Poor concertina!


(Thumb straps on english concertina)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 08 - 10:09 AM

I just combined two thread titles which were separated by a couple of other threads and came up with this:

Cheech and Chong Do Not Speak For McCain


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 05:25 PM

Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this? -sob I see it as Would YOU be happy if Rig did this?

Giok's Bday... aka John MacKenzie - sob I see Giok's Baby...aka John MacKenzie

The Gnome is Back:-) - The Throne is Black

Lint On A Blanket: Help - Life on a Blanket

ai ai ai I just did a preview and saw, clear as day: Life in a Blanket.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 05:55 PM

You think that's bad, I keep reading

Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this?

as


Would YOU be happy if Rap. did this?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM

lol Well, would you? Would you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 04:16 PM

Since I learned to read primarily by word-recognition, I've always been subject to misreadings by conflation. Today:

Priest bars Obama Supporters from Communion

    plus

Pirates capture Saudi oil tanker

    became

Priest captures Saudi oil tanker!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 06:48 PM

"Birth Control While Singing".


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 02:06 PM

Obama moving in tonight?

That would be cool! But....

Obama moving to the right?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 02:44 PM

Immediately after seeing the infamous "Ethiopian Scam" etc. thread(s) here, an item at MSNBC (no longer up) looked like a new one:

"Liberian leaves 2.2 million to college"

Gotta be a SCAM!



(OK, it was "LIBRARIAN" leaves ...)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 10:02 PM

Kendall's Wealth


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 11:52 AM

Bobert Drives Beer to Suicide


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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 03:01 PM

The Invitation From Hell


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:49 PM

Time for new glasses-- comes too soon this year...

BS: Growing my heart back (BS: Growing my beard back)

and

Blindness or daftness (Blindness or deafness)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:03 PM

Growing my head back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:04 PM

[snrk]

Please don't, we like you as you are! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 06:37 PM

Maine Makes Same Sex Marriage Legal

I read as

Maine Makes Some Sex Legal


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 May 09 - 01:24 PM

The Cuckoo is Pretty Dead

(The Cuckoo is a Pretty Bird)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: jeddy
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:09 AM

thank you so much for creating this thread i have laughed my sock off all the way through paticularly the peacocks!!!!

igot dead excited at the my tits have multiplied oh the dissapointment!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM

No fun to kick a toad

(Well DUH, who would want to do that?!?!?!)


But it's really:

No fun to lick a toad

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:42 PM

How is that, every year, I need the new glasses earlier and earlier in the year, but the "health" benefits STILL only cover them 12 months apart? Am I the only one adding WalMart-quality cheaters on top of my prescription specs???

Midsummer, De Clutterbugs are gone!

(Midsummer De-Clutterbugs are here! 2009)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:17 PM

It depends on one's budget, of course - down on our luck, we may be forced to opt for retreads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 06:31 PM

No fun to lick a tool.   (That is, toad.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:30 AM

Further to my last post: I haven't owned a car for donkeys years, but there used to be a way of checking if we had enough left via a credit card, or such lick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:57 AM

I bought some retreads back in my college days -- they blew out and caused the young lady and myself several weeks of worry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM

Yes, Rapaire, retreads can certainly be more costly in the long run.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 09:49 AM

Teak Oil Rangers

(Teak Oil Dangers)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:31 AM

This thread is kinda like self-reporting all KINDS of dysfunctions!

Folk Against Erections

(Folk Against Fascism)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:36 AM

Whoops!

Jesus to be outlawed!


WTF......


Oh!

Jeans to be outlawed!

:~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

BS: Who's next: Iran or Kansas?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 11:48 AM

Jesus to be outlawed!

Wizzy, that's exactly how I've been reading it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM

Mus' be true then. Conspiracy!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 12:37 PM

BS: Eating cats is heart-healthy


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:43 PM

how much room for a hose concert

what exactly is a hose concert?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:48 PM

should I keep my nephew out of Amy


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM

Is Fox a News Organization???

(Is Fox News a Terrorist Organization???)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jack Campin
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 08:06 PM

BS: easily erected *en*s - recommendations?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

Folklore: Do kids still do crapping rhymes?

No.... must be Folklore: Do kids still do crappy rhymes?

Oh. Folklore: Do kids still do clapping rhymes?

OK then!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM

Oh, it was 200!

BS: Plastic Teddy Bear

(BS: Plastic Paddy slur)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM

Plastic Paddy slut


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 02:46 PM

Misread posts:

Plastic Paddy shit

(Plastic Paddy slut)

~S


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 06:45 PM

BS: Romulans flee Belfast homes after attack


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 05:55 PM

Origin Of John Henry--part TWO

becomes

Organ of John Henry--part TWO


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM

BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Babes

(BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Bees)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: meself
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM

What's on in Her Bed, UK; Permathread

(What's on in Hert/Beds ... )


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:23 PM

BS: Missed threads

(for this one!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:08 PM

BS: Musing On Wannabes

(BS: Musing On Wimbledon)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:27 PM

ok well this one is a mystery to me

why did I read a conundrum solution wanted as

a condom solution wanted

I blame the heat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:18 PM

charlie brown wrote Nine Pound Hammer

(charlie bowman wrote Nine Pound Hammer)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:21 PM

Ever seen Elvis fly?

(Ever seen Elvis live?)

Yes, and no.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Aug 09 - 12:01 PM

Another experience I suspect will be frequent-- now that I use "Messages Since Last Visit" a lot-- is scanning the titles listed there to find threads of interest (and misreading them hilariously).

Amplifying a pumpkin

(Amplifying a mandolin)

... which I only caught because I had already seen the thread correctly, earlier! Who knows how many I have misread, going too fast, and didn't know it! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 09:00 AM

Hat laws.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 04:25 PM

Withering ballocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 10:52 PM

BS: bulky singles dating ?

(BS: folky singles dating ?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 09 - 08:09 PM

Folklore: Who did you do in the van, Ewan?

(Folklore: What did you do in the war, Ewan?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Sep 09 - 09:49 PM

Mudcat Poverty Corner

Oh I say it IS crowded....

Uh....

Mudcat Poetry Corner

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM

I swear I am NOT kidding:

BS: A nation founded on BS threads


(BS: A nation founded on injustice? + The Mother of all BS threads)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 10:50 AM

Uncle Joe's Mini Balls

(Joe WHO?!?!?!?!?)

(Who's been TELLING?!?!?!?!)


OH!!!

Uncle Joes Lint Balls?!?!?!?!? That's OK then....


Oh. "Uncle Joes Mint Balls."

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 12:01 AM

Any potheads out there?

oh.. it really is
Any parrotheads out there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 09:19 AM

Water Aid - wet again?

(Water Aid - wot again?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 10:50 AM

I read

The BNP conundrum

The BNP Condum which ain't such a bad idea.

and

Trombones at sessions

as Thrombosis at sessions which can be true too if you sit for a long time on a hard pub chair with heavy instrument on your lap.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 11:46 AM

The Misread Thread Name-Game gave me this:

How many Mudcats have bugs?

(How many Mudcats have cats!?/ New or startling bugs in your area)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 12:04 PM

Home Education YUK

(where the Y came from I have no idea)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:15 AM

What is Micca?????

(Where is Micca?????)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:34 PM

How Many Mudcats Eat Cats?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:06 PM

Newfangled songs


(really is Newfoundland song)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:53 PM

Help! Weird Child in Corner


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Oct 09 - 04:24 PM

One of the Gilda Radner SNL News characters would have field day with THIS one-- I can just see her stirring up all the Gibson owners:

Vaulting a Gibson

(Valuing a Gibson)

"Nevermind!"

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 03:05 PM

Dell Suck

became

Sell Duck

I Mrs. Geoff had put him in the mudcat auction.

Quack


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM

I keep reading it as

"BS: Gordon Bok's Labour conference"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 04:32 PM

And

BS: UK immigration too high?

reads as

BS: UK ammunition too high?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:00 PM

Guitar Bellying Dang

first thought it said

guitar belly dancing. Damn that is versatile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:18 PM

I'm just lysdexic enough that I initially read this thread title as

"TS Eliot named the nation's favourite pet"



Genie


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:33 PM

I thought it was...

The God THREAT to end all GOD THREATS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:48 PM

Every time I see a a thread about Nadia Cattouse I read it as
"Nadia CatHouse"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 02:53 AM

Oh dear

I just saw the lyr/tune request for

Jesus is a "Waymaker

take out the "yma" and replace with "n"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 06:45 PM

And I just read a thread as "The Three Cows folk group."

(Didn't notice that "r" at first.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 09:58 PM

I have repeatedly read "What happened to Shag Connor?" as "Who happened to shag Connor?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM

BS: Odd Cemeteries

(BS: Old Cemeteries)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 11:20 AM

...dark unfathomed caves of ocean beer..

(...dark unfathomed caves of ocean bear..)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Nov 09 - 10:44 AM

Bury St. Edmunds sessions

Would that be an instruction?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 11:04 AM

BS: Goat Boats (Ships o' Fools)

(BS: Great Boats (Ships o' Fools) )

(I was thinking the "little people" in another current thread would crew it.)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 02:24 PM

BS: Woman joins The Red Arrows

BS: Women join The Red Army


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:41 AM

To change or not to change...make do?...risk a puncture miles from home..?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:54 AM

At a fleeting glance thought one said 'Hopeless Harmonisers!'


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:10 PM

BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wings back! ?

(BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wages back! ?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: LilyFestre
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:38 PM

Just read Susan's post and at first thought it said, "Ooh, yes please, cut my wigs back!"

;)

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM

Overcoming Child Stars - Thoughts?

(Upcoming Child Stars - Thoughts?)

~S~O


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 03:53 PM

Sacking the Tower


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 10:43 PM

Why Guys Should Not Marry, Simplified

(Why Gays Should Not Marry, Simplified)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 07:16 AM

Lyr Req: Vaughn Monroe Song - Navajo Nose?

(Lyr Req: Vaughn Monroe Song - Navajo Rose?)
        


Lyr Req: 'Auctioneer, don't smell our house...'         

(Lyr Req: 'Auctioneer, don't sell our house...')

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 02:36 PM

This one's been persistent:

BS: World Cup seedlings

(BS: World Cup seedings)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Dec 09 - 12:14 PM

Tech: Where are your lives? What takes space?

Tech: Where are your files? What takes space?

===

Good reminder from strokebrain.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Dec 09 - 01:01 AM

BS: Fast away the old year's asses

(BS: Fast away the old year passes)

I wish! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Dec 09 - 06:21 AM

BS: Ten Little Nuns

(BS: Tiny Little Nuns)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 09 - 06:57 PM

DK if it's so much that I misread this one as that I misunderstood it:

BS: Gas generators -info & opinions?

I facetiously posted that at first I thought, from the title, that the thread was about Spaw.

But that was only partly facetious.   I did - until I read some detail about the recommended generators -- take the title to mean the thread was about machines that generate gas.

I had never heard of such equipment (aside from flatulent humans and other mammals) and wasn't sure if it was some new technology to bypass the Gas. Company and retrieve your own natural gas, or maybe some method of capturing methane (e.g., from your farting cows or your compost heap) to be used as fuel.


It was only after reading some detailed posts that I realized it was about gas-powered electricity generators, not gas-generating equipment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 09 - 09:50 PM

BS: Film : Avatar

I keep reading as

BS: Film : Vibrator

and wondering....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:51 AM

BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Goat

(BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Grout)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:02 PM

BS: Watch The Fear

BS: Watch The Bear

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 04:10 PM

BS: Getting Coffee Out of a Goat

(BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Goat)

Really!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,WYS-out
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:33 PM

Adopting a person via songwriting

(Adopting a persona in songwriting)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Dave Roberts
Date: 14 Jan 10 - 08:04 AM

So it's not just me.

There's a current BS thread:

Help: Need to block Explicit Sites

which, try as I might, continually appears to my eyes as

Help: No Need to block Explicit Sites


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM

Over several days:


BS: What gun can you use in a microwave?

BS: What glove can you use in a microwave?

BS: What gnu can you use in a microwave?

(BS: What glue can you use in a microwave?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Feb 10 - 04:00 PM

BS: Moose in beer bottle

(BS: Mouse in beer bottle)         

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:50 PM

BS: Torture in a civilised thread

?~?~?~?!!!?~?~?

(BS: Torture in a civilised world)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:21 PM

Should folk songs be banned in folk forums?

(Should folk songs be sung in folk clubs?)

I kid you not-- I really "saw" that. (I'm in the wrong glasses on the wrong monitor.)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:36 PM

One news page I visit fairly often recently ran - for several days -

" *** elects fat lady premier "

At least that's what I saw every time I opened the page.

(" *** elects 1st lady premier " ?)

Even as written, it seems a bit ambiguous to me; but then headline writing is an art of sorts.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 11:25 AM

BS: Canadian Rose Commander charged with murder

(BS: Canadian Base Commander charged with murder)

(Canadian Rose is one of my workout songs)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 10 - 05:35 PM

BS: Declutterers March 2010 Like a Lion

becomes

BS: March 2010 Declutterers Would Like a Loan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 10 - 02:41 PM

BS: Most Beautiful Thong In The World?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 10 - 12:46 PM

Papal Scam Warning


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 10 - 07:16 PM

BS: Paypal scam warning

has become

Papal scam warning
Papal scum warming
Paypal scum warning
Papal scum warning
People scum warning

and I expect I will misread it even more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 10 - 10:09 PM

Frogprince and I sometimes see the same things!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 10 - 01:44 PM

Have seen:

BS: Defecating Deer in the Garden
BS: Defeatist Deer in the Garden
BS: Deflating Deer in the Garden
BS: Deflated Deer in the Garden

When it was:
BS: Defeating Deer in the Garden

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 10 - 07:34 PM

BS: self deprecation and humour/humor

becomes

BS: self decapitation of humour/humor


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 07:19 PM

Okay, now I just read it as

BS: self defecation and humour/humor


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 11:21 PM

Big Dog, Small Dog


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 06:58 PM

Who Sang for Your Funeral?

(What Song for Your Funeral?)

Think about it!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Aug 10 - 06:44 PM

BS: How to stop hotdogs from fouling your lawns

(Homer & Jethro / How to stop cats/dogs from fouling your lawns)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 02:00 PM

You too,Susan? I kept reading it as How to stop cats/dogs from FONDLING your lawns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 05:16 PM

LOL!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 09:59 PM

Snot the Whitby Concertina Player ... 'nuff said ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Sep 10 - 10:39 AM

BS: A Thought (protecting mosquitoes)

BS: A Thought (protecting mosques)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:20 AM

Bude Session 14 Sleep with Valmai!

nonononono0000....!

Bude Session 14 Sep with Valmai!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:28 PM

All week i have been "reading"

Burning Koreans!!!!!

of course it should be
Burning Korans


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Sep 10 - 08:30 PM

BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Reduce Sanity'

(BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Restore Sanity')

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Oct 10 - 04:51 PM

BS: ? Raise the voltage age to....

(BS: ? Raise the voting age to....)

(So it's NOT about capital punishment?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:08 PM

BS: Tea Party = Flavored Economic Model

(BS: Tea Party = Flawed Economic Model)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 08:36 AM

BS: True Test of a Midchuck

(BS: Happy Birthday Midchuck         
BS: True Test of an Atheist)

Not a comment, just that my eyes were crossed and I conflated the two threads.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM

BS: Invest in your pot dealer =

BS: Investigate your pot dealer


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:27 AM

Keith Richards in the box

(Keith Richards on the box)

Penalty box, hockey-- image too funny

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:02 PM

BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder

became

BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colon Collapse Disorder


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:38 PM

The only way I knew this was wrong and not a MudJoke-- I know beekeeping.

BS: Possible cause of CCD - Colon Collapse Disorder

(BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 03:25 AM

My Word!!..We've reached the point of discussing collapsed colons!?..That is some tight shit, we're in!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 07:09 AM

Man of Double Deed -> Man of Double Reed

(oboe, bassoon ...; here, I couldn't resist to write an entry.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 07:54 PM

BS: Turning into my parents. I am my father.

became

BS: Turning in my pants. I am fatter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 09:37 PM

BS: What get's you toungued???

(BS: What get's you torqued???)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 10 - 10:15 AM

Well, I finally did it. Misread two in a row and combined them!

BS: Start Drooling Ladies-Connery Nude Found         

and

BS: Rhubarb juice

became:

Start Drooling Ladies -- Rhubarb juice found


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM

BS: We've never Told you so!

(BS: We've never had it so good. Told you so!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM

Hubby traveling in wintry weather for ministry, so:

Advent Weather Event Cancellations         


(Adverse Weather Event Cancellations /Obit: Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart) 1941-2010

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM

Why would you sing Peggy and the Soldier?

(Would you sing Peggy and the Soldier)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM

BS: Where do all the penises go?
(BS: Where do all the pens go?)

Silly, everyone knows they went to the Pen Ilends. Or, "everyone knows they went to Pen Island."

~Susan-on-son's-puder


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM

BS: Fired for not believing in Italy

instead of

BS: Fired for not believing in hell

Don't ask, because I don't know why I read it that way. I've never even BEEN to Italy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM

BS: If you talk to your pants, ......

(BS: If you talk to your plants, ......)


I'd have opened THAT one!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM

BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entrails

(BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entails)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM

Any comic book readers here ?         
Bullock Smithy         
Stan Lee songs

Both a namegame and a misread threads group-- cuz it's actually Stan GEE songs.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM

BS: Polio season starts May 1

(BS: Polo season starts May 1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 May 11 - 10:13 PM

BS: The Rapture: ... Mudville Style...

(BS: The Rapture: Saturday May 21st 2011/BS: 'The Dozens'.. Mudville Style...

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 May 11 - 10:12 AM

My first white attempt

(My first website attempt)

(I had just been doing some anti-racism correspondence about reparations, but no-- it was too good to be true!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:18 PM

Why should anyone mis read threads?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:33 PM

That explains it!!..now I feel better!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 May 11 - 11:10 PM

Lyr Req: The Loo Song from that scene in Jaws


(Lyr Req: song from that scene in Jaws/Lyr Req: The Loo Song (from The Corries)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 30 May 11 - 09:19 AM

Here are two recent candidates ~~

Perversion of U.S. Constitution & Values

Spanking new Nigerian Scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 11 - 03:53 PM

BS: How can DNA terrorize a person?

(BS: How can DNA convict a person?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Peter Laban
Date: 31 May 11 - 12:51 PM

gun has to quit smoking


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 May 11 - 01:58 PM

LOLOLOLOL>>>>>..........

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 11 - 10:36 PM

BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are delicious.

(BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are dyslexic.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM

It's quite easy to misread a thread, no glasses, screen glare, migraine, hangover......


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM

Dr, Who truths about Fox gettin unrine smell outta carpet studying memorial day stories in Guam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM

Lyric reqd: I shall not piss this way again (Rod McKuen)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM

Misread Threats!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM

BS:Cruelty at trooping the colon

Ah....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM

Help me get 'exposure' with e-sex song?

Help me get 'exposure' for ex-sex song?


(Help me get 'exposure' for e-sex song?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM

Was:
BS: More quakes in Chch
read:
BS: More Quakers in church


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM

Music Solves a Sewage Problem

(Music Solves a Savage Problem)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM

Screaming man appears in testicle scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM

Screwing Man Appears In Terrible Scam

(BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM

Folk Trap


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 01:17 PM

I've been having an interesting time recently:

BS: When you eat your smarties....
BS: When you eat your panties....
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BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downton Abbey
BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downtown Alley
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BS: Peeved with solicitor
BS: Peed on solicitor


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM

BS: Should testes on Chimps be banned.
BS: Should tasty Chimps be browned.

There were others recently...man, but them hospital drugs mess with you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:56 AM

core dances         
My clog is unwell

(core dances/My dog is unwell)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:08 PM

Another case of Papal infidelity


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:19 PM

Another case of Papal instability.

(I can't seem to read this one right.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 12 - 09:52 PM

BS: Prices rising. Causes other than unicorns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 May 12 - 10:31 PM

REALLY!

BS: Screwing Machines

(BS: Sewing Machines)

(Really!)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 12 - 03:40 AM

BS: Making the Bands Pay?

(BS: Making the Banks Pay?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 08:22 AM

Actual title BS: Back door to a new war

Misread as BS: Back door to a new car


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:01 PM

Randy Bunch Standoff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:56 PM

is standoff a verb?...like... oh, never mind


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM

Not without a comma, Bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM

BS: Getaway: Why Not In Jail This Year?

(BS: Getaway: Who's Not In Jail This Year?)



Great venue idea!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: mayomick
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:06 PM

her parents must have been communists


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:58 PM

Weeknights
Wee knights
Week nights


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 May 15 - 12:33 PM

THis is now a diagnoistic for my annual eye exam-- I conclude from the lack of seeing these sooner that it's my distance Rx that needs corrected.

Saw--BS: Where can I find Scotland
Really--(BS: Where can I fish in Scotland)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 02:45 PM

BS: Madonna for president?
(BS: Maradonna for FIFA president?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 09:10 PM

Happy 11th birthday misread threads thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 04:22 PM

Trump's Hair Catches Fire

(I wish, having seen and smelled burning hairsprayed hair, but it's actually Trump's Hair Catches On.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:18 AM

BS: 1/2 Tb in a memory stick?

misread as:

1/2 lb. memory stick
1/2 Tbsp. [tablespoon] memory stick
1/2 lb. on a memory stick


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 11:52 AM

"Origins: Why didn't Pamkin get laid?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:04 PM

"Donald Trump's Hair Catches On"
I thought it originally said "Donald Trump's hair catches on fire".


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 15 - 09:06 PM

Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get paid?

became

Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get laid?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 15 - 02:08 PM

One for the Apostrophes


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 04:07 AM

One or two regulars seem to make a point of misreading posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 07:12 PM

Attic Finch Rapist


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 07:16 PM

Gnu - keep darning your socks together


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Jul 15 - 06:29 PM

As for me, I am so contemptuous of euphemism, I *damn* my socks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 01:17 PM

I misread "BS: 'Majorities' that aren't" as "BS: 'Majorettes' that aren't".

Hey, if high schools are letting girls play tackle football with the boys, they should let boys wear cute skirts and twirl batons.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 08:38 PM

So you, Bee-Dub, can sit in the stands and whistle at the boys?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 10:12 PM

Rap's just jealous because I look better in a majorette uniform than he does.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 09:03 PM

Why don't the fracking companies speak?

(BS: Why won't the fracking companies speak?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 12:59 PM

I misread "Catholic Abuse of Children" as "Catholic Abuse of Chickens".

There's probably been a bit of Catholic abuse of chickens through the years, but The Boston Globe hasn't reported on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 03:59 PM

How do you think they get those fancy Easter eggs?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 06:58 AM

Misread threads, poor translations and misread tweets all go to show how vulnerable we are to nuclear war with a country where there is no red phone, ambassador or experienced secretary of state.

US free lunch missions aimed at starving nations. (could be misread)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 09:09 AM

Nearly fell out of my pram when I read ENDA KENNY in Sheffield Friday 15/9
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 11:30 AM

Hey rap and gun
(Hey rap and gnu)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 01:23 PM

BS: Catalonia: pros and cons of separation
read as
BS: Catatonia....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 01:25 PM

Tell me about it...


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 08:49 AM

BS: Fiddlers housed in kennel cages
(BS: Toddlers housed in kennel cages)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 11:56 AM

Neurotherapist - Nero the rapist


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 01:21 PM

Where have all the hunnies gone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jul 18 - 11:08 PM

(Can I trade mine for really small ones, puhleeze?)

BS: Passing boobs along
(BS: Passing books along)

)S(


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 09:39 PM

BS: Does sex cause delusional thinking?

was read as

BS: Does sex change cause delusional thinking?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Sep 18 - 12:49 PM

BS: My natural gas co.: explosions

(BS: MA natural gas co.: explosions)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 12:58 PM

Upstairs I misread a music thread as

King John and the Biscuit


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 07:34 AM

Just a moment ago I glanced at the thread title "Nae Pasaran wins Scottish Bafta" and read "Nigel Parsons wins Scottish Bafta."

Congratulations, Nigel :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 08:20 AM

Hahahahaha DMcG!!!!
.....my problem is not just misreading titles (infrequently but it does occur) but mistyping everything, particularly if i am having a rant!( usually political)
My brain does not seem to co-ordinate with my fingers.....and even with the auto text correction thingy switched off (in part because it disny unnerstaun' Scots
dialect!) I look at what is on the page and have no idea how half the gibberish got there!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jun 19 - 11:25 AM

"Pop songs done in the 'folk style'"

misread as

"Poop songs done in the 'folk style'"


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 15 Jun 19 - 12:14 PM

I forgot, is this a discussion on tracking or mistakes thereof?


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