Subject: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Georgiansilver Date: 26 Jun 04 - 03:08 PM Fair to say we have probably all met these before but please add one or two anyway. "The Cannibals" by Henrietta Mann "Impotence" by Drew Peacock "Death and Burial" by Naomi Downwell" "Indian Cloakrooms" by Mahatma Koat and Mayum Brela "Regular Prayer" by Neil Down "Fairy Tales" by Alison Wanda-Land Have a go, Be Blessed. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: jonm Date: 26 Jun 04 - 03:14 PM The Nail in the Bannister, by R.Stornoway |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,harlowpoet Date: 26 Jun 04 - 03:48 PM The History Of Piles By Ena Little-Paine |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Georgiansilver Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:27 PM Thought the history of piles was by Emma Roid... |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:55 PM Antiques and their prices by Emma Chisit. Shrubberies and Arbouretums by Teresa Green/Andy Bushes Regretably, a true one - but funny all the same.... a biology textbook in the UK, F Slaughter, Living Things. LTS |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 26 Jun 04 - 06:00 PM The Bonding of Atoms by Molly Cule |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Little Robyn Date: 26 Jun 04 - 06:58 PM The Scottish Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McCoatup. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad Date: 26 Jun 04 - 07:44 PM Dentistry by Phil McCavity Death at the Precipice by Eileen Dover Russian Billiards by Inov the Red Killer Cats by Claude Balls ah, yes ... the old ones are the best ... |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mudlark Date: 27 Jun 04 - 12:20 AM Straight from jr. high.... Yellow River, by I. P. Daly |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Metchosin Date: 27 Jun 04 - 01:04 AM Coins in the Toilet by I.P. Nichols....Grade 4 |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deckman Date: 27 Jun 04 - 04:58 AM "Under The Grandstand" by Seymore Butts (grade three). Bob |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: BaldEagle2 Date: 27 Jun 04 - 03:10 PM "The Retired Lion-tamer" - Claude Bottom. "In Praise of an Older Woman" - Pastor Prime "Children's Footwear" - Susan Sox "Keeping the Peace" - Laura Nordor "My Life as a Slave" - Isaac Humming-Masser. "The Pirate's Way" - Eve O'Maherty. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Cluin Date: 27 Jun 04 - 03:35 PM "Desires of the Spinster" by Amanda Fiedenfuch |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: khandu Date: 27 Jun 04 - 03:59 PM Viagra!! by Peter Rose |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bobert Date: 27 Jun 04 - 04:29 PM And the ultimate third grader: "Forty Steps to the Outhouse" By Willie Makkit Illustrated by Betti Wount No, make that more like 2nd grade, 'er less... Bobert |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Oldie Date: 27 Jun 04 - 08:41 PM "The Hole In The Matress" by Mr. Completely |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bev and Jerry Date: 27 Jun 04 - 08:59 PM "The Republican Conspiracy" by Nadia B. Leevme Bev and Jerry |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: JennieG Date: 27 Jun 04 - 10:02 PM "A Schoolgirl's Troubles" by Lucy Lastic "A Long Way Down" by Eileen Dover Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,FoolishGuest Date: 27 Jun 04 - 10:24 PM "Over The Cliff" by Hugo First. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Metchosin Date: 28 Jun 04 - 02:28 AM "The Mark on the Wall" by Whu Flung Dung |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: sledge Date: 28 Jun 04 - 02:42 AM "Adventures in Winter fishing" by I.C. Butt |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Splott Man Date: 28 Jun 04 - 03:34 AM Gardening For Beginners by Moses Lorne Dealing With Headaches by Irma Ceetas Casual Drinking by Gwynfor Aquickone Karaoke Culture by Gerupta Singh |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Jim Dixon Date: 28 Jun 04 - 02:38 PM "Republicans in the Cabinet" by Upton O. Goode "Leo Tolstoy" by Warren Peace "Guide to the Movie Serials" by Cliff Hangar "Guide to Bestsellers" by Paige Turner "Viagra Overdose" by Hugh G. Rection "Redistributing the Wealth" by Sharon Sharalike |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Billy Weeks Date: 28 Jun 04 - 03:55 PM Even older: The Baby's Revenge by Norah Titz Show the Boss you Love Him by R Slicker |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: JennieG Date: 29 Jun 04 - 12:46 AM Across the Desert on a Camel by Major Bumsore Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Dáithí mag Fhionainn Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:34 AM Any Irish speakers heard of "Don't Be Late!" by Jane Jeffer? Or "The Exile" by Jimmy Shea? Or " "Conditionally yours" by Mo Conneelack How about.. "Caught in the Rain" by Tommy Fluck? Others greatly received!! GRMA -Slán , Dáithí |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Richard Date: 29 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM Advancing Years by A.Jedd and D.Creppit |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST Date: 30 Jun 04 - 11:13 AM "Life of an African Princess" by Erasmus B. Black "Secret of a Happy Marriage" by Maud FitzGerald and Gerald FitzMaud. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Pete Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:08 PM "how to get anything free" by Ben Stolen "grow trees fast" by Pete Moss later folks |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:35 PM "British Twilight" by Norman Conquest |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM "Tall Story" by Warren Peas "Strip Tease for Beginners" Eza Vestof "100 Metre Dash - Training Manual" Serge Ahedov de Rest |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:01 PM "Managing Diabetes" by Poly Saccharide. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deckman Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:08 PM Some years ago I was given a dozen fake book covers with outrageous titles. I would slip a few over existing books and leave them lying around. I remember some of the titles were: Embalming: Self Taught How To Kill Anyone Counterfeiting Made Simple How To Dissapear (that book actually dissapeared once during a hoot) CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Crane Driver Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:28 PM "The Long Ride Home" by Wendy Buscombe "From Russia with Love" by Getcha Legova |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq Date: 03 Dec 05 - 06:39 PM "English Made Simple" by Poly Glott |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:21 PM I've not seen "The rewards of Crime" by Robin Banks here yet. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:28 PM "Rural Transportation Problems" by Rusty Ford |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: bobad Date: 03 Dec 05 - 10:41 PM "Practical Proctology" by Dr. Ben Dover |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Dáithí Ó Geanainn Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:47 AM I play this game in my Irish class, using a mixture of English and Irish..eg "At the North Pole" by Tommy Foor (Tá mé fuar = I'm cold) "Too Late" by Jane Jeffer (Déan Deifir = hurry up!) Just for your interest....I'll get me cóta! D |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:57 AM "My Life as a Prop Forward" by Neil Back (Neil played rugby for England and I imagine his book will have a suitably punny title any day now) |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM The German Rent Collector by Karl Bach |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:12 PM "Rethinking Israel" by Phylis Stein |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deda Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:37 PM "Driving Taxis to Airports" by Pikkop Andropof "Statistics for Slow Learners" by Marge Inhof Eyrer "Gracious Greetings" by Heywood Jabuzoff All with apologies to the Car Guys on NPR. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM Two Chinese literary classics:- "Night Receptacle" by Wee Tin Po "Breathless" by Wun Tin Lung Don T. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Lanfranc Date: 10 Dec 05 - 08:00 PM "Death under Sail" by Lee Ho Fook "The Complete Letters" by Al Farbet "A Little Night Music" by Mose Art "The Hungry Fishmonger" by Nora Codshead Alan |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: The Walrus Date: 11 Dec 05 - 08:30 AM "Debagged in Moscow" by Serge Trousersoff "Smash and Grab Made Easy" by Eva Brick "You Won't belive This" by C. Fore-Yerself "Start Sewing" by Fred de Needle "Speying and Neutering" by Dr. de Catt and a specialist publication for A&E/ER/Trauma Ward staff: "Genital Wounds" by Arthur Bollokoff |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Fliss Date: 30 Sep 07 - 03:51 AM "Stormy Crossing" by Eileen Dover and Eva Lott "Fun on your own" by Paul Mycock "Floating Downstream" by A.S.Upwards "Quick Flush" by W.C.Chain "Popular Radiophonics" by Mike Rowfone and Ann Plifier "Percussive Music" by Cy le Fone "Popular Magic" by Wanda Waver "Field Electrics" by Jenny Ratar "Clothes for big people" by Hugh Jarrs "Origins of Jazz" by Tim Panally "What's in your freezer" by Ivan I. Slolly "What's for Easter?" Jo Cletegg "The perfect man" by Richenda Vailable "Clean Shaven Scotsman" by Natasha Beard A lot of these are coming straight out of the inventive mind of my partner TOny, with lots of chuckles. My late father had loads of these fun titles. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: van lingle Date: 30 Sep 07 - 05:05 AM "Sex for Dummies" by Ivana Mannequin |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Chris Green Date: 30 Sep 07 - 10:51 AM Life in a Public School by Roger McCrevis |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Rapparee Date: 30 Sep 07 - 11:13 AM Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,282RA Date: 30 Sep 07 - 11:14 AM "Military Hygiene" by Pvt. Harry Partz "Chronic Flatulence" by Iva Grossbaum "Talking Crap" by Nas T. Lippschitz |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Rapparee Date: 30 Sep 07 - 01:55 PM Long Yellow River by I. P. Freely. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: wysiwyg Date: 30 Sep 07 - 02:03 PM Lowfat Cooking by the Count of Monte Crisco ~S~ |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: PMB Date: 01 Oct 07 - 04:51 AM Self Defence for Women by Nora Bolokov The Trouble With Dogs by Sonia Schuh |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bryn Pugh Date: 01 Oct 07 - 08:19 AM 'Russian Rugby Tales', by I Kikabolokov 'Puddles under the bed', by R Jerry Leeks |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Genie Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:39 AM "Not Tonight, Dear" by I. Chava Cheadache "Introductory Jurisprudence" by Habie S. Corpis and Rita Mandamus "Why I Love The ACLU" by Cybill Liberties "Human Resources Manual" by Hiram N. Firam "Dating For Dummies" by A. Horace Gudanoff "Why I Hire A CPA" by I. Kenny Count |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Linda Kelly Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:47 AM 'The Frenchman's Sandal' by Phillipe Feloppe |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:05 AM "Curing Erectile Dysfunction" by Hugh G. Recshon "Our Third World Brothers" by Dwight Mannsburden "Past the Missionary Position" by Connie Lingus "Sex on the Flip Side" by Anna Lingus "24 Hours-48 Women" by Red Ruffensore Spaw |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Amos Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM Why haven't I seen those ancient hoary versions from grade school? "Wildcat's Revenge" by Claude Bawlz, "The Yalu River" by I.P. Daly, and so on? They had us rolling in the lunchroom aisles back in fifth grade. A |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bryn Pugh Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:06 AM 'A Level Sodomy Revision Notes' by Ben Dover and Phil McCaverty |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Splott Man Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM Coarse Fishing by Courtney Bigguns-Lately |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 02 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM "Stickett Inn" by Dewey Chambers |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Greg B Date: 02 Oct 07 - 03:17 PM We did a whole list of spoofs of titles by Fr. John Powell SJ after it became clear that the humanist Catholic guru had a long history of diddling girls and women. Like "The Secret of Staying in Bed" Or "He Touched Me [Down There]" Or "Fully Human. Fully Alive. Fully Aroused" |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Desert Dancer Date: 03 Oct 07 - 12:56 PM Amos, check the top of the thread! |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Donuel Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM The oldest one I know is The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Riginslinger Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:20 PM The oldest one I know is: "The Yellow River," by I. P. Freely |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 03 Oct 07 - 01:39 PM "Too Soon Comes Love" by Justin Cider |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Cool Beans Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:52 PM "Advanced Microphone Technology," by Chaim Pedence |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Geordie-Peorgie Date: 04 Oct 07 - 01:48 PM "The Indian Lesbian" by Minjeeta |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Pseudolus Date: 04 Oct 07 - 02:23 PM How about..... Whale Oil Beef Hooked by I.M. Amazed The joy of Sex by Heywood Jablome |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST Date: 04 Oct 07 - 02:26 PM "Sex for Dummies" by Peter Gozinia |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red Date: 05 Oct 07 - 03:16 AM I thought the Joy of Sex was by Dr Alex Comfort not as funny but a real book, Mr Comfort died a year or so back. |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: The Walrus Date: 05 Oct 07 - 06:24 AM "The Russian Chipendales" - Serge Trousersof "Overcoming bladder problems" - I.P. Freely "Increase You Penis Size!" - Hugh Jampton "The Scottish Regiments" - C. Forthylandas "Musical Entertainment in Sikhism"- Dansan Singh "British Army Field Ovens" - Tommy Cooker "US Army Field Equipment of WW2" - G.I. Issue "Making Plans" - Ivor Nidea |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Bill the sound Date: 05 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM Divorce by Marianne Lever Hostile Cats by Claude Hands |
Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Lonesome EJ Date: 06 Oct 07 - 02:41 AM Random Category by Miss Elaine Eeyus Great thread! |
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