BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads

Subject: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 06:00 AM

meouw scratch scrath............

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: 42
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 07:54 AM

"would someone let that damn cat out?!"

j

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 07:55 AM

Woof.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: mack/misophist
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 10:20 AM

Hiss. Spit. Back off.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,Miss Nifty
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 01:21 PM

Martin Gibson is a raving loony. Meroww! Fttt!

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Megan L
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 01:29 PM

now miss that is not being catty that is being truthfull

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,Miss Nifty
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 01:40 PM

And his personal grooming methods are appalling!

(how's that?)

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Megan L
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 01:49 PM

ah now that might be catty LOL

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 03:28 PM

Cats are great, stir fried.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 05:18 PM

!&*(#%&^^%*%^@#!!!!!!!

Someone obviously thinks of this sort of tripe as a subtle ironic humor.

Sheeshe!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 06:30 PM

(aww, Amos....*I* resisted commenting..*grin*. Some just view the forum as a 'catbox', with obvious results)

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Emma B
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 08:14 PM

purrr purrrrr   purrrrr

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 10:12 PM

No, Amos. This is not subtle ironic humor. This is something else.

(Not sure what, exactly, but they seem to be having fun. I play the accordion, write higgledy piggledys, and post to the MOAB... who am I to judge?)

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Jul 04 - 04:52 AM

Humour is calling bodhran players ' musicians '

eric

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Dead Horse
Date: 11 Jul 04 - 07:57 AM

At least they are bashing dog skins!

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Jul 04 - 12:33 PM

Amos
- go press your pants - now that is subtle irony.

Dead Horse

I ain't never seen equine hide being musical but I am willing to try - got any spare (I might have to dye it red - with Eric's blood).

Come to think about it - I have never heard of a chamois bodhran, and what do fiddlers and tennis/squash/badminton players use (traditionally?)

Personally I don't go for greyhound - I play fast enough on the Goat - which just goats to show...........

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jul 04 - 12:52 PM

Amos
- go press your pants - now that is subtle irony.

Subtle ironing, perhaps.

So that's what this thread is, Amos. It's a punnery.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Hrothgar
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 05:33 AM

How to make a cat bark:

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it.

It goes "Woof!"

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Guessed
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 06:35 AM

Maybe Red wanted to throw a pebble and watch the ripples.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 01:47 PM

Monty McBain's cat, left behind when they moved, came from nowhere and sat on the step beside me. Monty's dad had told him it had died and gone to live with Jesus, which turned out to be true, almost. It took up residence underneath the Methodist chapel where it seemed quite content. Unfortunately, the 'Little Darlin' bulldozer came by three days later and mashed flat the house of God.
I'd never seen a wet cat before. This one looked like an animated oil rag and stank to the heights.
"Hello , Corky," A big drip smacked him on the head and he closed one eye in resigned disgust. "They forgot me. But they'll be back any second. My dad thinks I went earlier with my mam, but I never." Clouds pushed closer together and the light faded a bit.
"All the kids'll be in class now. I bet it's nearly milk time. I'm s'pose to be milk-monitor this week. Wonder who'll do that," The cat shook his head and shivered. "They'll be back any second. You could live in our back yard now. Dad won't chuck stones any more. We've shifted." I wiped my nose along my sleeve.
"Wish I had a hat."
Something broke the skyline at the top of the hill to my left. It was Spike Batty. Spike was always by himself since his dad had gone to prison. None of the other kids was allowed to play with him and had soon got into a habit of interrupting our games and punching someone. Danny Bligh and my brothers had kept me safe before, but now there was only me and a calico cat. Two seconds after I made this observation there was only me. Corky took off with the start that only cats display – like they suddenly remember an urgent appointment in another place. Obviously he had met Spike before.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 03:47 PM

Guest, Miss Nifty

OK you shot first. You dished it out, so now you have to take it.

In keeping with the cat thread theme, worry about your own grooming habits, not mine. Bad pussy odor can be considered offensive.

did I just walk past a fishmarket, or did you and Megan just walk near me?

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 04:21 PM

Well, I guess your right, Carol -- everyone is entitled to their own bad taste, as Martin Gibson demonstrates to the full.

A

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 04:32 PM

Bad taste is subjective, Amos. Again you are predictably preachy.

A couple bitches started with the insults thinking they were cute and funny. I don't think anyone has to take that. I never had any encounters to my knowledge with either of them. They deserved to be insulted back and maybe not necessarily in such a cute and funny way. If you are going to hit, be prepared to be hit back harder. If you were offended along the way, I guess that's just too bad for you.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,Miss Nifty
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 04:46 PM

I knew you could be lured forth, Martin. It was just a question of time. That awful odor you are complaining about is coming from your own shoes. Time to change those week-old socks, you slob!

Those catters who are accustomed to the genteel decorum of the drawing room rather than the alleyway had better run for cover now! Martin Gibson has been antagonized. This thread is about to descend into a sordid maelstrom of total bad taste and mindless oneupmanship that will cause the more serious-minded to blanche and cross themselves nervously. Be warned. M'row! Ftt! Major catfight ensuing!

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 05:01 PM

Actually, you wench, this thread just got more interesting. go ahead and cross yourself. Beg Jesus to help you.

Criticizing my socks is a laugh! can't you do better?

If you lured me forth, please realize I will answer you quicker than Jesus will. If you want some entertainment from me, I will be happy to oblige. I have stated many times that entertainment is what I come here for.

Now, I'll consider changing my socks when you stop turning your panties inside out for a fresh surface.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,Miss Nifty
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 07:09 PM

I don't need Jesus' help to deal with an impotent wretch like you, Martin. And what makes you think I'm wearing any panties at all at the moment?

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 07:23 PM

Better run for cover, Martin. I think Miss Nifty's flirting with you.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 13 Jul 04 - 12:59 PM

open wide, Miss Nifty.

Phew!

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,archy [mehitbel's friend]
Date: 13 Jul 04 - 04:02 PM

Wishful thinking, MG, since you suffer from wet noodle syndrome.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 Jul 04 - 07:40 AM

Just to lift the tone of this thread a little..........


http://www.ray.hutchings.dial.pipex.com/catsa.htm

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 04 - 08:08 AM

Me thinks Martin Gibson & Guest Miss Nifty is the same person.
MG you are talking to yourself, up the medication, lay of the bottle and get some sleep, the above fantasies will only be in your dreams, night night.

Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
From: Once Famous
Date: 14 Jul 04 - 11:56 AM

Guest

I assure you Miss Nifty is not me.

However, you are just an idiot coward who has to make a comment without using your usual posting name.