BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh

Subject: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:24 AM

A horse I know said that. But he wasn't worried.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:41 AM

How often are horses worried?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: open mike
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:08 AM

they are such neigh sayers....

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Dead Horse
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 05:40 AM

Was it a People Whisperer?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 05:42 AM

I always thought it wqas SHEEP that got worried .

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 09:11 AM

He wasn't worried, but was he singing folk songs?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 09:17 AM

I figured it was a cinch someone would grab the reins and say this. And it turned out to be the mane man, Marty. Shoe, who'd thunk that he'd start something like this, where all hands could have the post position? Rather than geld the lily, I'll let other contribute some mare to this.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 09:22 AM

Shoe 'nuff Rap

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 10:53 AM

He musta been worried - he had a long face....

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 10:57 AM

A horse goes into a bar.....

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM

Saddled with another duff thread for Martin to Stirrup trouble on. Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,A whinnying Horse Fly
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:18 AM

Oh please let this Horse (thread) Fly Away.

A whinnying Horse Fly

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:23 AM

Galloping groans are O.K folks but no halterations to the jist of the thread. I think a whip round for Martin is in order....something he canter refuse. The race is on furlong threads so go for it. Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:37 AM

Georgiansilver, you have a very big bug up your very tight ass rectum.

Be Damned.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:38 AM

A horse is a horse of course, of couse................

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:44 AM

Aw he's just punnin' witcha MG, don't go all colicky over it! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:46 AM

If you say so, Susan.

I'm just jerkin' him around, also. It's just so easy to!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: beardedbruce
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:51 AM

I don't mean to rein on this wonderful discussion, but you all seem to be shouting yourselves horse over the comments of one animal... seems like we would want some conformation before running away with the topis like this... (bg)

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:25 PM

Well, this thread sure ain't a "Run For the Roses"

...more like I stepped in "it" thread.


Someone needs to Halter Martin, Quirt him, and tube him for worms while you'r at it.

However, no need to "beat a dead horse"

Hoarse Horsey

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:00 PM

Not to nag or anything but I'm still waiting for a pun I've never heard before.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,John (horse-face) Kerry
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:02 PM

A donkey wanders into a gay bar. The bartender says to him, "Hey, we only let gays in here."

The Donkey replys, "It's OK, I'm the horse's ass."

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:45 PM

Ever the character you choose to be
Martin. Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Don Firth
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 02:40 PM

Jeez! Why did I even open this thread? I should have stud in bed!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM

Oh-oh ... my allergies are back:

horseSHOE!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 04:06 PM

they shoe horses, don't they?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Nerd
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 04:14 PM

Personally I think Martin should be hung for starting this thread...that's right, like a horse.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Nerd
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 04:54 PM

Also, MG, you refer above to Georgiansilver's tight ass rectum. Now I was under the impression that all rectums were ass rectums. And anyway, this is thread drift, because this thread is about HORSE rectums.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 05:08 PM

Actually, there are a few here who have head rectums.

Please, now. get back to the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 05:37 PM

Hung! No! Gelded Yes! (if he isn't already!)


MG: I just could not resist. *BG*

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 07:46 PM

"Head rectums".....wonder where you keep yours?? Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Don Firth
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 08:12 PM

Probably in the stall. It appears that it stalled some time back and he can't seem to get it started again.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:02 AM

Don Filth, isn't it time to change your diaper?

Georgiansilver, Be damned. You are a phony with all of your be blessed crap. That popping sound is your head being removed from your very unholy ass. Worry about blessing all of those priest friends of yours that play with little choir boys. Aren't you part of that fraternity?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 03:18 AM

Well Martin, once again living up to your character as expected.
Enjoy yourself friend as I do in my own way. I feel happy to be the way I am. What you see is what you get!! I am certainly not phony as you put it as I am in real life what I am on here. I sincerely hope that you are different in your life outside Mudcat, as the character you display on here is surely not what you really want of yourself.
Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Pied Piper
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 07:05 AM

While we're on the subjuct, have you ever tasted Horse meat?



It's dobbin.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:51 PM

I had a girlfriend once who's nickname was Fillie. Does that count?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:01 PM

BC Did it taste like Fis...er, Chicken?

dobbin? as in "oh no! we jus ate ole dobbin!" (our pet horse)

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:07 PM

Modesty prohibits a response.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:34 PM

I got a good laugh out of that BC!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: jack halyard
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 08:35 PM

I quote my esteemed friend John Dengate:

"Old Caligula the roman,
So the history books say,
Put his horse into the senate,
Where it always voted neigh..."

                            Jack Halyard

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 11:43 AM

Maybe so, G-silver. But cyber-space and my real world are easily distinguishable. I would still rather choose the real world.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:46 PM

Then why don't you choose it? Why come on here? What purpose do you serve? Is this really what you want for yourself? Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 06:14 PM

Yes, it is. Because it entertains me, it's relaxing to sit down, I contribute and learn from the music section, and I like to think how it makes your sphinctor get tight.

Be continouisly bothered.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 06:22 PM

Georgiansilver is holier than thou, Marty. And holier than the rest of mankind.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 07:03 PM

I sincerely wish I could be but unfortunately am just a poor sinner..the same as all the rest. Martin...a bit of banter is hardly likely to tighten my sphincter. Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 07:18 PM

Guest, perhaps you should reveal your true identity and your reason for choosing to attack me. Have I done something to upset you?? Explain and I may have to rectify things. Be Blessed.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Judge dread
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 07:34 PM

Well said GS anyone taking the office of guest should not be attacking anyone. Nothing for you to rectify. Ignore the pig.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:00 PM

G-Silver, the Guest is probably your best friend.

Be horny.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 10:01 PM

Shouldn't that be "Be horsey?"

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 11:00 PM

SSDD.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 03:07 AM

Nice thought Martin but the people I spend time with are not known for insulting remarks. Be Blessed.