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BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?

wysiwyg 16 Jul 04 - 11:58 PM
Amergin 17 Jul 04 - 12:34 AM
GUEST 17 Jul 04 - 12:42 AM
Amos 17 Jul 04 - 12:59 AM
Seamus Kennedy 17 Jul 04 - 01:22 AM
Bev and Jerry 17 Jul 04 - 01:23 AM
Bev and Jerry 17 Jul 04 - 01:24 AM
Jack the Sailor 17 Jul 04 - 01:43 AM
McGrath of Harlow 17 Jul 04 - 07:14 AM
Bobert 17 Jul 04 - 08:09 AM
Amergin 17 Jul 04 - 09:10 AM
GUEST 17 Jul 04 - 09:14 AM
SINSULL 17 Jul 04 - 10:12 AM
Bert 17 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM
Blackcatter 17 Jul 04 - 12:27 PM
Don Firth 17 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM
Bill D 17 Jul 04 - 03:00 PM
Ebbie 17 Jul 04 - 04:13 PM
YOR 17 Jul 04 - 05:13 PM
GUEST 17 Jul 04 - 06:17 PM
Bobert 17 Jul 04 - 08:24 PM
Peter Kasin 18 Jul 04 - 02:44 AM
Alaska Mike 18 Jul 04 - 01:21 PM
DougR 18 Jul 04 - 07:43 PM
Once Famous 18 Jul 04 - 09:02 PM
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Little Hawk 18 Jul 04 - 09:35 PM
Thomas the Rhymer 18 Jul 04 - 10:06 PM
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Peace 18 Jul 04 - 10:52 PM
Amergin 18 Jul 04 - 11:47 PM
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Subject: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 11:58 PM

On Leno it was mentioned (as part of recent hyping of a possible Dump Cheney conspiracy) that whoever replaces Cheney should, if possible, make the Dubster look, um, SMARTER. As soon as I heard this, an indelible image flashed into my mind. It had a soundtrack too.

I dunno who YOU want to see, but my pick is:

BUSH - GOOFY for 2004, yeah! Uh kyuh, kyuh, kyuh!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:34 AM

Ronald Reagan


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:42 AM

Alfred E. Newman!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:59 AM

Monica Lewinsky?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:22 AM

Dan Quayle.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bev and Jerry
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:23 AM

Dan Quayle. What a pair that would be.

And, since Cheney was the peson who most wanted war with Iraq, we can blame that on him after he's gone just like we blamed Tenet after he was gone. Quayle, on the other hand, isn't aware that we had a war with Iraq.

Bev and Jery


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bev and Jerry
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:24 AM

Seamus:

Great minds etc., etc.

Bev and Jerry


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 01:43 AM

I vote for Seamus!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 07:14 AM

Doug R

Or why not use some imagination and have Daddy Bush?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 08:09 AM

Spiro T. Agnew was the first to come to my mind. The fact that he's dead shouldn't matter too much and help make Bush look even less dumb...

But I heard that the Repubs are going to try to out Kerry Kerry and are in hot negoitiations with Michael Moore though this isn't going to help with the I.Q. issue...

Other possibilities:

Lynn Cheney, since she may allready be running the country

Bo Winkle the Moose

Archie Bunker

Rodney King

Miike "The Bite" Tyson

Saddam. They'll call him Sad-am like daddy didand maybe noone will catch on til way afetr the election

Martha Stewert

Teribus, though word on the street that the T has allready turned them down... Ahhhh, it wouldn't have worked anyway...

Jerry Falwell

jus' to name a few...

BTW, GUEST, Alfred E. Newman? Bite yer tongue! NO way!... Alfred is my hero of heros and has personally assured me that he is still very much a Green Party thinker....

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 09:10 AM

Yeah but Bobert think of the possiblilties....with Alfred E Neuman on the ticket they could have a slogan....Vote for the twins, twice as good, twice as secure, twice as united.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 09:14 AM

Athlete's foot


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 10:12 AM

Seamus Kennedy or Seamus, the dog? DIdn't know the dog was Republican.

As to Seamus Kennedy - even he couldn't get me to vote for bush...but it would make the decision tougher.

Now George is a good choice but I think old Barbie Bush would be better. A woman on the ticket and one who actually thinks bush jr is smart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bert
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM

Hillary Clinton


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 12:27 PM

Hermann Goering would have been an equal trade. Good thing that Bush isn't as smart as Hitler.

They're all Nazis underneath their false American Patriotism.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Don Firth
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM

Whoever they decide to replace Cheney with, it should be done without DeLay.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 03:00 PM

LOL...and keep the Hatch closed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 04:13 PM

Frank Murkowski. He's a clown. And not funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: YOR
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 05:13 PM

The VP has such a hard job it will take two: Tom and Jerry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 06:17 PM

YOR Right! YOR are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 08:24 PM

Amergin,

Okay, so I contacted Alfred E. about the possibility of running with Bush and I think I'm quoting him correctly:

"In the word of Larry Holmes, 'I wouldn't let that weisel 'carry my jock strap'."

Not too sure who this Larry Holmes guy is, or the reference to the jock strap, but as much as I love and respect Alfred, sometimes I don't understand him?....

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 02:44 AM

Don Firth: LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 01:21 PM

Ebbie, bite your tongue. If Frank went back to Washington, that would put Loren Leman in charge of Alaska. We would have an official religion before they finished swearing him in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: DougR
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 07:43 PM

No one is going to replace Cheney on the ticket. He will be re-elected along with Bush.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:02 PM

And then this is another thread that I will resurrect in November just for fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:31 PM

If so Doug, look me up after the election, I'll be starting the revolution. We'll put you on the short list.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:35 PM

God, I hope you're wrong about November, Martin. Although...I expect little better from the Democrats if they should win it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 10:06 PM

It occured to me that it would be acceptable to me if W. replaced Cheney and McCain took over as pres... Not desirable in the final analysis... But almost tollerable, really...
ttr


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: DougR
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 10:16 PM

Hmm, Blackcatter, should I take that as a threat?

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 10:52 PM

If the requirement is someone who makes Bush look smarter--well, does it have to be a human? The average Terrier is smarter than Bush. Forget dogs--the average gold fish is smarter than Bush. Frig the fish--anybody got a parakeet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 11:47 PM

I nominate Chongo the Chimp!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 06:23 PM

Consider it a pleasant invitation.

I know from people that things will get violent if the neo-Nazis keep in power.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 06:31 PM

The basic requirement is that as few people as possible are going to think that the VP would be an improvement on the president. I think Nixon once said that was why he picked Spiral T Agnew - he reckoned noone was going to shoot him to make Agnew President.

That makes Cheney a pretty good selection.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 06:36 PM

Donald Duck. When he loses his temper no one can understand him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 02:47 AM

Anyone but Dick "F*ck You" Cheney- such vice presidential material indeed.


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