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BS: Dead Cats.

Scooby Doo 06 Aug 04 - 04:01 AM
Georgiansilver 06 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM
Big Al Whittle 06 Aug 04 - 03:32 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 05 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM
Bill Hahn//\\ 05 Aug 04 - 07:23 PM
Scooby Doo 05 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM
Roger the Skiffler 05 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM
Big Al Whittle 04 Aug 04 - 08:02 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 03 Aug 04 - 07:54 PM
Big Al Whittle 03 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM
Scoville 02 Aug 04 - 11:28 PM
Big Al Whittle 02 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM
Scoville 02 Aug 04 - 06:35 PM
GUEST,Blackcatter 02 Aug 04 - 03:35 PM
Wyrd Sister 02 Aug 04 - 02:55 PM
GUEST,Sherlock 02 Aug 04 - 09:11 AM
Big Al Whittle 02 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM
GUEST,Sherlock 02 Aug 04 - 07:27 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 02 Aug 04 - 03:25 AM
Big Al Whittle 02 Aug 04 - 03:18 AM
Megan L 01 Aug 04 - 01:37 PM
Nigel Parsons 01 Aug 04 - 09:55 AM
GUEST 01 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM
John MacKenzie 01 Aug 04 - 08:55 AM
Raptor 01 Aug 04 - 07:13 AM
sledge 31 Jul 04 - 12:28 PM
John MacKenzie 31 Jul 04 - 04:27 AM
Blackcatter 30 Jul 04 - 11:25 AM
GUEST,noddy 30 Jul 04 - 07:04 AM
Blackcatter 30 Jul 04 - 01:22 AM
Seamus Kennedy 30 Jul 04 - 01:10 AM
Blackcatter 29 Jul 04 - 10:35 PM
GUEST,John O'Lennaine 29 Jul 04 - 07:31 PM
Dead Horse 29 Jul 04 - 07:00 PM
GUEST,Blackcatter 29 Jul 04 - 03:39 PM
jacqui.c 29 Jul 04 - 03:11 PM
John MacKenzie 29 Jul 04 - 02:52 PM
TheBigPinkLad 29 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM
Bill D 29 Jul 04 - 02:29 PM
Blackcatter 29 Jul 04 - 11:59 AM
Bill D 29 Jul 04 - 11:53 AM
Dave Bryant 29 Jul 04 - 10:08 AM
Rapparee 29 Jul 04 - 09:19 AM
GUEST 29 Jul 04 - 08:25 AM
GUEST,noddy 29 Jul 04 - 07:27 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 04:01 AM

Sorry if i offended you,it was not my intention.My cat brings dead animals into my garden so i am use to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM

First the MUD in the bin, then the CAT,,strange eh John?
Mud..Cat...Mudcat......mmmmmmmmm. Someone playing tricks.....
It was great meeting the Hull crowd on Tuesday at Barton...would lovew to visit Hull Club but a bit far from here. Best wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:32 AM

"Cats have a lot of water in them...."

I wonder if Ranulph Fiennes knows that one, for next time he's stuck in the desert. You get thirsty....wring out a cat, the obvious solution.

To paraphrase Robert Frost one could worse than be a wringer of cats.

Hows the body count this morning jOhn?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM

Scooby do-its not funny,
anyway=how would you like ded things in youre garden? [youn wouldent!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:23 PM

Or---as Eric Bogle sings====She's Nobody's Moggie (spell?) Now.

Bill Hahn


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM

Hello Sir John if i can call you that.I have just lol so much that i have a stitch in my side.
I would think you have upset the local witchcraft society in you area,before long they may burn you at the stack for been a wizard.If i were you i would go away for a while it may die down.
Take care.
All the best.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM

When you find the head of Punch the Horse in your bed, THEN you need to worry! It means the Hull Riff Raff Mafia (or Raffia for short)are on to you.

RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 08:02 PM

the thing is jOhn - we tried putting live things in there, and they ran away. The zebra was insistent on being moved and we didn't catch it up until Cleethorpes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 07:54 PM

Hello=STOP PUTING DED THINGS IN MY GARDEN.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM

oh well in that case throw another moggy on the fire - no harm done!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scoville
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 11:28 PM

Naw--we still have that barbecue. He used gasoline (cats have a lot of water in them) and the heat took all the finish off the outside so it looks like crap but it still works OK.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM

bet the sausages had a funny taste after that

imagine that - finding a whisker on your burger - and thinking Poor Tiddles!


they f--k you up your Mum and Dad.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scoville
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 06:35 PM

Maybe it wasn't theirs. Maybe they found it and, since they didn't know whose it was, put it in the nearest garbage can (which happened to be yours).

When our cat died, my father cremated her in the grill. He doesn't do this often but you might want to double-check next time you have friends over for a backyard barbecue . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Blackcatter
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 03:35 PM

jOhn - ever think about eating the cat and the mouse?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 02:55 PM

Perhaps your path is now haunted by a ghostly cat who frightens little mouses to death? Have you tested the area by leaving littlee furry things around and looking to see if any are dead in the morning? Or does this just happen when YOU ARE NOT THERE?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Sherlock
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 09:11 AM

Ye Gads you don't think it was Esther's Tom-cat?
Make room for the bull, pig and hawk then jOhn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM

no Sir jOhn you have slipped down a Yorkshire alternative reality interface - all these dead animals mean only on thing - you are now living in a Ted Hughes poem


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Sherlock
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 07:27 AM

Maybe someone living local to you had a mouse problem? They put poison out for the mice. The mice ate the poison and the cat ate the mouse....they both died from the poison. Perhaps this new little dead mouse was just looking for his mousey friend, not realizing he was long dead and in the moggies tum tum, and then the effects of the poison finally took hold whilst on your path and he breathed his last mousey gasp and keeled over?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 03:25 AM

Now there is a ded mouse on my path!
i just popped out to local shop, came back, and there is a dead mouse on my footpath.

Whoever is putting dead things in my bin and in my garden etc, please put something that i can eat.

and if they trying to scare me, it dident work, takes something bigger than a mouse for that!

john


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 03:18 AM

Its an old Sicilian message
Sir jOhn sleeps with pussies......


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Megan L
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 01:37 PM

ok john which wiches or landladies have you offended recently


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 09:55 AM

That previous post were I, cookieless!

CHEERS

Nigel


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM

From my schooldays, and definitely on topic!

"My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat.
He farted through the letterbox
And paralyzed the cat!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 08:55 AM

Dustmen are now called 'Refuse Operatives' or 'Refuse disposal Officers' There's dignity in labour you know!
Alltogether now....

Oh my old mans a refuse disposal officer
He wears a refuse disposal officers hat.

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Raptor
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 07:13 AM

Who are "dustmen" are they like really big dustBunnies?

I'd worry about that sooner than a dead Cat!

Raptor

And Why "SIR" John from hull were you Knighted?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: sledge
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 12:28 PM

Maybe it was from the Hull mafia for some reason and they were a bit short of horses heads, plus you locked the door so they couldn't leave it in your bed so the dustbin was the next best place? just guessing.

Cheers

Sledge


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 04:27 AM

That's inflation for you!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 11:25 AM

101 Uses For a Dead Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 07:04 AM

is there a "uses for 1001 dead cats out yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 01:22 AM

Yes, but that would elicit another of these most odd threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 01:10 AM

Blackcatter - NO! Then the old guy would REALLY yell at jOhn.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 10:35 PM

Then again, you could just chuck it out on the street like you did the apple core.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 07:31 PM

If it was intended as communication (along with the mud), then it's a pretty obscure way of getting a message across.

I'd be looking forward to the next instalment.

Maybe next week you'll find some BS in there.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Dead Horse
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 07:00 PM

I suspect they put it in your bin cos it was dead, and burying it was out of the question, what with the tarmac & all.
Why worry? It werent your cat.
Peace, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Blackcatter
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 03:39 PM

jOhn. Were you sure the cat was dead? I've heard tha Hull Mogies prefer a bit of kippin' on their back. Maybe it was just shagged out from a prolonged "Meow."


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 03:11 PM

There's also a 'Further 1001 uses for a Dead Cat'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 02:52 PM

I recommend a wonderful book called '1001 uses for a Dead Cat'
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM

Oh ... feet ... not 'meat.'


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 02:29 PM

it's what they beat their feet on in Mississippi.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 11:59 AM

I'm from Florida. Can someone finally explain what this "mud" is?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 11:53 AM

looks like "The Body in the Bag" finally found a home.

lots of songs about dead cats...maybe you can write one and sing it at the pub.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 10:08 AM

Sell it to the Curry Ship - they could probably make quite a few vindaloos out of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 09:19 AM

One name: Bast. It's a sign from the ancient Egyptian cat god. You're supposed to have it mummified and then build a pyramid around it. The pyramid is to become a church in honor of Bast.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 08:25 AM

jOhn,

You don't suppose it might be some sort of retribution from some of your neighbors for something like, oh, a "Dear Bastard" note stuck on their door? Who might you have pissed off recently? That might give you a clue.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 07:27 AM

heard that someone went on holiday for a few months and came back to find their house over-run with mice.
Someone had put a couple of mice through the door and they bred while he was away.
Hmmm who do I not Like.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 07:25 AM

could have been worse they could have posted it through the letter box.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Mooh
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 07:24 AM

It's a SIGN! Go forth spreading the Mudcat word! Just stay outa my trash...

Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: mooman
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 05:31 AM

jOhn,

I think C-flat might have something there, i.e. mud and then a cat.

Do you know any local Mudcatters that might do such a thing to you?

Peace

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 05:28 AM

Dig dong din
Pussy's in the bin
Who put her in?
It really is a sin.
Who pulled her out?
jOhn frm Hull


I know it doesn't rhyme but it was the best I could do at 5AM.
jOhn - maybe someone hit it and didn't want to leave it in the street. If it was meant as a threat, it would be on your doorstep. Bury the poor kitty and let it go.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 05:17 AM

LOL!

Listen jOhn, I don't know who did or why, but shame on them.

Care to have it stuffed?

..xx..e


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