Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: The Sandman Date: 28 Jul 21 - 03:26 AM there was a brave old scotsman at the battle of waterloo . he lifted up his petticoat and showed his cock a doodle doo his coocka ddoodle doo was dirty so he owed his number one his number one was sirtier and made all the frenchies do a bunk |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Mark Finn Date: 27 Jul 21 - 06:56 PM The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers written by Mike Cross Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Chorus: Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh, (repeat last line of previous verse) About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by, One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye: "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built? I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!" (Chorus) They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be; Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see. And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt, Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. (Chorus) They marvelled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow, Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. (Chorus) Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the trees. Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees. And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes, "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!" (Chorus) |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: The Sandman Date: 26 Jul 21 - 04:32 AM a man who came from pratts bottom his pants hed quite forgotten em he bowled a maiden over as a nudist in dover for she was a nudist from tottenham |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Lighter Date: 25 Jul 21 - 06:46 PM Laurence Stallings, "The War to End War," American Heritage (Oct., 1959), referring to 1918: "Then there was a great marching song, ‘Over There,’ which the lads overseas changed to ‘Underwear,’ with some unprintable allusions to the long drawers furnished by the quartermaster’s department." |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: MickyMan Date: 25 Jul 21 - 11:10 AM To the tune of "Over There" ( _____ is forgotten) Underwear, Underwear, __ __ __ in my woolly underwear, How I wish I'd gotten, a pair of cotton, and then I wouldn't itch everywhere. Underwear, When the breeze - from the trees - hits my knees, I freeze, I'm coming over, I'm coming over, in my ___, ____, ____, ____, woolly underwear. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,henryp Date: 14 Dec 19 - 04:27 AM Snow - Jesse Winchester I don't have no heavy hip boots I don't have no furry hat I don't have no long-john underwear No layer of protective fat I'd take a plane right to sunny Spain Oh, but I don't have no dough But I'd build a bridge and I'd walk there To get away from all that snow |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST Date: 14 Dec 19 - 12:12 AM Jingle bells, shotgun shells BB's thru the air Oh what fun it is to ride In ______'s underwear! |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Howard Kaplan Date: 26 Dec 18 - 08:42 PM Clicking on the blue clicky will get you to a recent live recording of my song Do socks count as underwear?. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Big Al Whittle Date: 26 Dec 18 - 07:31 PM My hymn to a beloved lady and her knickers. https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/psychedelicpanties |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 26 Dec 18 - 05:20 PM THE MAN ON PAGE 602 is sort of an underwear song, since it was an underwear ad that caused all the fuss. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Katherine Rhoda Date: 23 Dec 18 - 03:56 PM "Bye-Bye Longjohns" as documented by the Maine Folklife Center: https://umaine.edu/folklife/what-we-do/programs-and-events/maine-song-and-story-sampler-map/places/bingham-bye-bye-longjohns/ |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 22 Dec 18 - 04:49 PM Not a song...but certainly germane to ths thread. I have a "hobby" of fixing half century old UK machinery in the USA. It is a challenge...and frequently, as the covers come off, I am reminded of the Lawrence Ferlinghetti 1955 poem, "Underware." I didn't get much sleep last night thinking about underwear Have you ever stopped to consider underwear in the abstract When you really dig into it some shocking problems are raised Underwear is something we all have to deal with Everyone wears some kind of underwear Even Indians wear underwear Even Cubans wear underwear The Pope wears underwear I hope Underwear is worn by Negroes The Governor of Louisiana wears underwear I saw him on TV He must have had tight underwear He squirmed a lot Underwear can really get you in a bind Negroes often wear white underwear which may lead to trouble You have seen the underwear ads for men and women so alike but so different Women's underwear holds things up Men's underwear holds things down Underwear is one thing men and women have in common Underwear is all we have between us You have seen the three-color pictures with crotches encircled to show the areas of extra strength and three-way stretch promising full freedom of action Don't be deceived It's all based on the two-party system which doesn't allow much freedom of choice the way things are set up America in its underwear struggles thru the night Underwear controls everything in the end Take foundation garments for instance They are really fascist forms of underground government making people believe something but the truth telling you what you can or can't do Did you ever try to get around a girdle Perhaps Non-Violent Action is the only answer Did Gandhi wear a girdle Did Lady Macbeth wear a girdle Was that why Macbeth murdered sleep And that spot she was always rubbing Was it really in her underwear Modern Anglo-Saxon ladies must have huge guilt complexes always washing and washing and washing Out damned spot Underwear with spots very suspicious Underwear with bulges very shocking Underwear on clothesline a great flag of freedom Someone has escaped his underwear May be naked somewhere Help But don't worry Everybody's still hung up in it There won't be no real revolution And poetry’s still the underwear of the soul And underwear still covering a multitude of faults in the geological sense strange sedimentary stones, inscrutable cracks For does not the body stay alive after death and still need its underwear or outgrow it some organs are said to reach full maturity only after the head stops holding them back If I were you I'd keep aside an oversize pair of winter underwear Do not go naked into that good night And in the meantime keep calm and warm and dry No use stirring ourselves up prematurely over Nothing Move forward with dignity hand in vest Don't get emotional And death shall have no dominion There's plenty of time my darling Are we not still young and easy Don't shout. Sincerely, Gargoyle have you ever witnessed married morman men's underware in the loc ker room? |
Subject: Lyr Add: UNDERWEAR (Barry Louis Polisar) From: raredance Date: 19 Nov 18 - 11:06 PM UNDERWEAR - Barry Louis Polisar As recorded by Barry Louis Polisar on "Off-Color Songs for Kids" (1983) CHORUS: Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath. Usually, you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes or evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear -- or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. CHORUS Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise, I don't like boxer shorts; give me a pair of briefs. Some don't like to talk about it; that's because they're shy. People laugh at underwear, but I do not know why. CHORUS "Now don't use bleach on underwear." That's what my mom will say. "Cause bleach will eat the fabric and soon they'll wash away." Underwear with lots of holes is a sorry sight, Look around and try to see who's wearing theirs too tight! CHORUS TWICE |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 18 Nov 18 - 09:40 PM There’s Stan Boreson’s song WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR, sung to the tune of WINTER WONDERLAND. Do I need to tell you...? He sings it in his comically thick Norwegian accent, so it comes out “valking ... vinter ...” |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 18 Nov 18 - 08:22 PM Lyrics have been posted in another thread: FROM THE INDIES TO THE ANDES IN HIS UNDIES by the Hoosier Hot Shots. robomatic: even when you can't use the "Lyrics & Knowledge Search" you can still use the "Search Forum By Subject or UserName" on this page: https://mudcat.org/forumsearch.cfm. This is especially useful for searching for songs by title. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: robomatic Date: 17 Nov 18 - 09:11 PM Dr. Demento used to play this one on his show. I tried looking this up in digi-trad but I've had very little luck using the mudcat search utility. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Nov 18 - 01:20 AM LEAP UP AND DOWN (WAVE YOUR KNICKERS IN THE AIR) WHERE'S YOUR KNICKERS, LUCY? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Matty B Date: 01 Oct 18 - 04:39 AM I'm surprised this little ditty has not been included on here, sung in Cornwall in the 1970s: We break up! We break up! We don't care if the school blows up. No more English, no more French No more sitting on the old school bench. Teacher! Teacher! We don't care, If we see your underwear; Is it black or is it white; Oh my gar its dynamite! Not sure where it is from - French was certainly NOT a subject at our primary school. I suspect older siblings at Redruth grammar school. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Bert Date: 09 Nov 12 - 02:32 PM That was it Snuffy. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 09 Nov 12 - 02:06 PM Underwear Underwear How I itch In my new Underwear |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Snuffy Date: 09 Nov 12 - 09:29 AM I say, I say, I say, My dustbin's full of lilies. Well throw 'em away then! I can't: Lily's wearing them. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,BobL Date: 09 Nov 12 - 04:35 AM When he removed her underwear, He found the Red Flag flying there. (sorry) |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Bert Date: 08 Nov 12 - 06:20 PM Didn't Lonnie Donnegan say something like 'Rose is wearing them!'? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Carroll Date: 08 Nov 12 - 02:27 PM Ed Pickford once wrote a song entitled 'You Can't Wear Your Knickers at Ascot' as a response to a ban on hot pants at the race meeting. Then there's 'The Tailor's Britches', where the tailor swaps clothes with his dance partner and is left only her petticoat to preserve his modest, which eventually falls to the ground: revealing for all of the others to see, Just what it was that endeared you to me (another song) And last but not least: I know a girl in Waterloo, She don't wear no - yes she do. I know a girl in Berkley Square, She don't wear no underwear Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Mark Bluemel Date: 08 Nov 12 - 11:04 AM I know at least one person who thought that "Rose of Allendale" had a reference to bras... "One maidenform withstood the storm". |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Rusty Dobro Date: 07 Nov 12 - 03:50 PM And from the late and very great Monty Parkin, this parody: I wore my pants from Marks and Spencers And made pretences that they would do But in my mind I felt contrary, They were too lairy, not a nice plain blue. Far, far away, my wife's aunt Elsie, Who lived near Chelsea, sent them to me. And so I sat, through the Christmas season, With my new undies on, and watched TV. A crashing bore, the same old drag, When it was done I grabbed a bag, I went down to Marks and Spencers, I was not alone..... 'May I return these pants, please, missus, They're all right for sissies, not for us real men.' She looked at me, a trifle weary, 'I suppose so, deary', and I went home again. Give me my dull old pants, give me my dull old pants, Give me my dull old pants, give me my dull old pants. This was written for Monty's weekly spot on Radio Kent, but perhaps understandably they thought it might offend the original noble composer, and vetoed it. I still trot it out every January, though. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Haruo Date: 07 Nov 12 - 11:20 AM And speaking of not wearing any, what about the Scotsman who, upon awakening, said "I see ye won first prize"? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Haruo Date: 07 Nov 12 - 11:09 AM And here's one of Stan and someone else (I was a Patches Pal! I didn't watch Stan much as a kid even though we sang his songs every Christmas.) From: Haruo Date: 07 Nov 12 - 10:42 AM Meantime, here's a clip from Lawrence Welk of (the young) Boreson doing a straight "Winter Wonderland" and then segueing into "Uncle Torvald's way of singing it". And here's one of yust the Scandihoovian version by another singer, from Minnesota (Boreson is from Seattle; I always think of him as being from Ballard, because of the accent, but the fact is he went to Roosevelt with my Aunt Annie). |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Haruo Date: 07 Nov 12 - 10:33 AM I see Mary Garvey mentioned Valking in my Vinter Undervear by Stan Boreson; one of his last songs—he's not dead, but he has stopped singing for the public—is about the absence of underwear and all other attire: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore. (YouTube from a 2007 video) I'm surprised I don't see Vinter Undervear's lyrics in the database or forum. Will try to post later if nobody beats me to it. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Bert Date: 07 Nov 12 - 10:24 AM To the tune of Strawberry Roan. Oh Grannies red drawers Oh Grannies red drawers There's a hole in the middle so Grannie can piddle Oh Grannies red drawers. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,George Henderson Date: 07 Nov 12 - 06:43 AM I always wear nothing under my clothes. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST Date: 06 Nov 12 - 08:31 AM It ends with "He's our father! Ask our mothers! Jaaaaaaames McGILL!" |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Arielle Sax Date: 07 Apr 11 - 12:21 PM God Bless My Underwear My mom always taught me this line- From the washer To the dryer To the clothesline To my rear! |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Orson Trap Date: 18 Mar 11 - 05:47 AM Without going through all the replies, so apologies if it has already been mentioned. Zoe Mulford has a song "Lifes too short to fold underwear". Worth going to see her next time she is in your area. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: PHJim Date: 18 Mar 11 - 01:40 AM Hayes Carll's Flowers And Liquor has a verse that goes like this: We'll go home and leave the lights on Wear G-Strings and see-through tights oh We'll make love and we'll have a ball In the kitchen, against the wall I'm getting excited, Hope I'm invited I want to spend the night with you |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST Date: 17 Mar 11 - 10:03 PM oh ah i lost my bra i think i lost it in my boyfriends car or something like that |
Subject: Lyr Add: WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR From: Genie Date: 25 Aug 10 - 10:30 PM WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR (Bob Rivers) Lacy things the wife is missin', Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store there's a teddy, With little straps like spaghetti. It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say,"Whoa, Man! Let's wait until the wife is out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! (Tune: "Winter Wonderland") Copyright Bob Rivers. Recorded on "Twisted Christmas", Rivers click |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Lynne Phelps Date: 25 Aug 10 - 08:38 PM This was a patty-cakes hand slapping song when I was in first grade, very elaborate movements: John Brown, John Brown, sitting like a polar bear lost all his underwear, couldn't find it anywhere. Ten days later, found it by a polar bear way dow-own south south south. There were many verses but I can't remember them. One about swimming in a deep blue sea? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Date: 26 Oct 09 - 01:46 PM I lost my mind and composed this one in honor of this unique theme: Poor Jon was a young lad who toiled in tall cotton. A handsome young fellow who'd be long forgotten Were it not for the time, when most lads were at war, Young Jon found himself, after work, in a bar. A hard-working crew of young ladies came in, They were doing men's work, a-getting crops in.. They were all filling in for their male counterparts, Engaged in some battle in far distant parts. They soon cast their eyes on our hero, Big Jon, Who, noting the attention, began leading them on. And then, in a flash, poor Jon was surrounded For the young ladies' ardor, nay, lust - soon abounded. He was, after all, the first man they had seen Since their regular consorts had marched from the scene. They grasped at his shirt, and soon ripped it to shreds, They went for the breeches, filling poor Jon with dread. For what, after all, could one gentleman do, To satisfy such a libidinous crew? He made for the door, lost his boots in the scuffle, With his pants at the half-mast, he mastered the shuffle. He shed them right smartly as he ran down the stairs, With the girls in pursuit and himself nearly bare. What saved him from hell, at the hands of those pickers, Was the timely invention of breakaway knickers! He sprinted, he galloped, he ran double fast, He eluded them finally, albeit bare-assed. And so Jon's reputation continued to grow, Where the women are lusty and the tall cotton grows. He saved those young maidens from the dread Scarlet Letter, But, now, thinking on it, he could have done better. Were it me, praise the Lord, I'd have lain down and took it, But poor feckless Jon, why, the fool just forsook it. When the question of honor thus clouded his thinking, Jon fled from the scene with his "tail lights" a-blinking. I'm sure the girls' menfolk were grateful and all, But they laughed ever after 'bout how Jon missed the Ball. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Smedley Date: 26 Oct 09 - 12:53 PM Young Buchan's "We three kings of Leicester Square Selling ladies underwear How fantastic, no elastic Seven and six a pair " came with slightly different lines in my childhood, which (if I might be so bold) added a new dimension of dramatic urgency: We three kings of Leicester Square Selling knickers tuppence a pair So fantastic, no elastic, Very unsafe to wear. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Young Buchan Date: 26 Oct 09 - 05:27 AM A few more items from the underwear drawer: Take off, take off my gown of silk But let my petticoat be, And tie a napkin round my eyes That the gallows I may not see. Mary Hamilton (and also similar in Earl of Warriston) What's it to any man whether or no Whether I'm easy or whether I'm true? As I lifted her petticoat easy and slow And tied up my sleeve for to buckle her shoe. Dom Behan Flashy dashy petticoats Flashy dashy shawls Four and a tanner's worth of boots - We're the Gallus Molls from Jeannie Robertson Choruses of different versions of Robin-a-Thrush include 'Flashy green petticoats' and 'Show us your petticoat' She's kilted up her petticoats And after him rode she. False Lover Won Back and just about any other ballad where a girl gets on a horse As we jogged on together, my boys, together side by side By chance this fair maid's garter, by chance it came untied For fear that she might lose it, I unto her did say "Oh my love your garter is come untied, sing folderoliddle all day. As we jogged on together, my boys, the grass was growin' high I laid this girl upon her back, her garter for to tie While tying of her garter, such sights you never did see And we both jogged on together, me boys, sing folderoliddle all day. Umps and Dumps |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Young Buchan Date: 25 Oct 09 - 03:22 PM And to delve into even greater vulgarity: The rich girl uses a brassiere The poor girl uses string But Dinah uses nothing at all She just lets them swing. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Young Buchan Date: 25 Oct 09 - 06:42 AM We three kings of Leicester Square Selling ladies underwear How fantastic, no elastic Seven and six a pair |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Rockhen Date: 24 Oct 09 - 03:06 PM I wrote one about a friend's problems with contemporary female underwear. I have just loaded it onto my old band's myspace, in case anyone has a minute to have a listen. I don't really check the site now as I have a Rockhen one as my main one instead, but please feel free to check out the song, 'Give Me A Clue'... particularly if you have had confusion over aspects of the aforementioned items... :-) Check out song, 'Give Me A Clue' :-) |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear son From: Charley Noble Date: 13 Oct 09 - 04:37 PM Then there's the traditional sea shanty "Serafina," a busy flash gal from Calleo, on the West Coast of South America: Serafina's got no drawers, I've been ashore and seen her - Serafina, Serafina! She's got no time to put 'em on, Hard-working Serafina! Serafina, Sera-phi-na! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear son From: GUEST,Philthy Date: 13 Oct 09 - 03:21 PM Teacher teacher I declare, I see someone's underwear. Might be pink, might be white, might be filled with dynamite. That's the way I remember it. Philthy |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Mrrzy Date: 23 Mar 09 - 11:29 AM Underwear! Underwear! How I itch In my new Underwear! |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear son From: Genie Date: 22 Mar 09 - 06:56 PM The Tennessee Bird Walk ... Take away their feathers and the birds'll walk around in underwear ... cho: Oh, remember me my darling, when spring is in the air When the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere When you see them walkin' southward in their dirty underwear It's The Tennessee Birdwalk. ... And how about some feathers, so their underwear no longer will be seen ... |
Subject: Lyr Add: A LITTLE BIT OF 'LASTIC (Richie Kavanagh) From: GUEST,Peter Laban Date: 22 Mar 09 - 06:39 PM A song I heard sung by Vincent Boyle the traditional way although it later turned out to be a Ritchie Kavanagh song. "A LITTLE BIT OF 'LASTIC" Lyrics and Music by Richie Kavanagh I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace I was made for to cover your important little place Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace I come in all kinds of colours every shape an size The one thing about me is the element of surprise Every Monday morning I'm hung out on the line And left there all day if the weather it is fine I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace I was made for to cover your important little place Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace Ah sure I'm hanging here upon the line all through out the day An as the lads pass by they all ways look my way Ya know now if I could talk to them such story's I could tell But I know the way the look at me the know it all to well I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace I was made for to cover your important little place Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace Now the make me much smaller I hardly cover it at all A course the price is bigger though I am very small Now when I get a bit torn I know the end is near Thought I hear that big Maggie has the same one 20 year I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace I was made for to cover your important little place Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace I'm a little bit of 'lastic an a little bit of lace |
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