BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!

Subject: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:18 AM

Yes, folks...now that we have done the unbelievable and catapulted Millard Fillmore into the position of most popular presidink in the history of the United States...thus eclipsing Ronald Reagan and even George Washington......it is time to do the one remaining thing that will cause Republicans to tear their hair out, scream, and beat their little fists on the floor!

Vote Hillary into number 1 spot among First Ladies.

Yes, I know that you are tempted to push Abigail Fillmore into the number 1 spot...but consider: the average Republican will simply be annoyed (and very puzzled) if he goes to Toypresidents and finds Abigail Fillmore in top spot along with Millard Fillmore. But...he will be absolutely LIVID if he finds Hillary Clinton there. Beside himself. Speachless with fury.

This makes it entirely worth doing.

Therefore I say, think not what Toypresidents can do for you, think what you can do for your country...and VOTE HILLARY CLINTON into number 1 on the Toypresidents site!!!!!!   We can do this together.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:23 AM

TESTIMONIAL

I have liked Hillary ever since she didn't shoot her husband for getting his weewee marinated by that girl in the Wet House. Hillary has class. I will vote for her.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:23 AM

Oops: White House.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:34 AM

Hillary is bisexual. She has tolerated Bill's affairs because she has her own. They are the Franklin & Elenor Roosevelt of our time.

The difference between Hillarnd Bill is she has enough sense to connect with women who have descretion. For Bill it's a power trip. I mean, doing an intern in the Oval Office. Hillary has persued quiet relationships.

Wait till they pass away, all the truth will be revealed.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:37 AM

Gotta get this to the gay marriage thread. It will really get the fur flying again. LMAO

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:41 AM

I dropped out of that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 01:45 AM

Yeah. I hear you. Me too.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 03:15 AM

OK! How do we do it, Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:38 AM

Here ya go

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Podger
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:49 PM

OK. I'll vote for Hillary on this just for fun. But Betty Ford has got to be the bravest ever.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 06:37 PM

Drive them nuts? Most of them haven't far to go, judging from mudcat.

Don't worry I don't live within range.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 06:58 PM

ya mean I can't vote for Eleanor anymore? shucks!

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 11:15 PM

I just voted for Hillary.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 11:19 PM

Hillary has got darn good gams for her age, and Abigail...well, Abigail hasn't been in the swim for a good while, so I say vote for Hillary. Besides, the Republicans have done nothing to earn the goodwill of apes and other primates. That movie Reagan made was slanderous. Bonzo should've got the Oscar. So, stick it to 'em! Hillary gets my vote every time.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Hrothgar
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 05:31 AM

Vote for dear, sweet Frances!

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM

It's a damned shame that Olive Oyl never became First Lady. I would vote for her if she was on the list.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: GUEST,Larry K
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 02:26 PM

Can we vote Mike Harris as best Canadian politician?   It would only be fair and balanced.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM

Get thee behind us, Satan!!! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 10:57 PM

Two more to give Fillmore (the guy) 6000 votes.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:02 PM

Huh? He's not near 6000. But I do notice that Franklin Pierce has left Baby Bush in the dust. Excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:02 PM

Huh? He's not near 6000. But I do notice that Franklin Pierce has left Baby Bush in the dust. Excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM

Is there an echo in here?
Abigail! Abigail! Abigail!

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:11 PM

Really? I gotta get glasses.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:11 PM

Really? I gotta get glasses.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:12 PM

Well, nit to put a damper on this little (hawk) movement but, hey, I ain't votin' fir no Vince Foster muderer. No sir... She was doing him and when it looked like he was gonna talk she did him one last time... An' furthermore, Hillary took over the columbian drug cartel from Nancy Reagan! Did you commies ever think about that? Didn't think so. And, if that ain't 'nuff, unbeknonst to my nieve Cat freinds, Lee Harvey Oswald had a check for $350 from Hillary in his wallet at the time of his arrest! See what I mean? Son't ven ask about the crop circles...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:15 PM

Well, forget the doll for my friend then. He definitely doesn't want it. Nooo way.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 12:05 PM

Those are scurrilous and unconscionable allegations, Bobert! You'll be hearing from our lawyers on this. :-)

Vote Hillary! Drive a Republican to drink!

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 12:12 AM

Screw the Republicans. Drive ME to drink. I will thank you for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 12:41 AM

(With apologies to WC Fields)

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:22 PM

RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!

OK, LH. I have been voting for Hillary at every opportunity. Are the Republicans nuts yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:28 PM

They certainly are. It appears to be working. Hillary's in 3rd spot now, but she's in for the long haul and will triumph in the end.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: GUEST,Larry K
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:34 PM

When I was president of a large folk organization, someone asked my wife "are you the first lady"?   She responded "Yes, all those other girls were sluts"

Millard Fillmore and Hillary Clinton- perfect together. I was really hoping for Warren Gamiel Harding but such is life.

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Peace
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:19 PM

LOLOL

Subject: RE: BS: Drive Republicans nuts! Vote Hillary!!!
From: Hrothgar
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:26 AM

Vote for dear, sweet Frances!