BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name

Subject: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:28 AM

A while back we had a thread on how to make up your own blues guitarits name: a disability, a fruit, a US president -- as per Blind Lemon Jefferson. Waiting for a doctor's appointment this morning (never you mind; but I'm fine, thank you) I had an inspiration for an alternative BGN: a disability, a slang or colloquial or other name for the male member, a more-or-less contemporary folkie -- as per Blind Willie McTell. Apologies if we've had this one before ...

Anyway, let's have some suggestions. I'll start the ball rolling:
Wall-eyed Whang Whyton
Alopecic Pecker Carthy

(Alliteration not compulsory)

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:09 AM

Limp Dick Paxton ?

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:14 AM

Big Willie Dickson!

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:31 AM

Deaf Knob Brady

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM

You know, I may be starting to regret this already!

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: el ted
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM

Elk Trouser Cladding. oh.... I'll get my coat!

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:49 AM

Deaf Donger Dylan

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:50 AM

One-eyed Trouser Snake Campbell

RtS
(don't forget to inflate the rubber ring, Steve)

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST,pinko
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:52 AM

Pink hung like a donkey O.

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 10:03 AM

Shakin' Todger Rodgers.

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 10:11 AM

Stiff Todger McColl

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 10:59 AM

Bent Willy Papavgeris
Withered John-Thomas Waterson

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 11:32 AM

Limping Boner Bogle

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 11:46 AM

halitosis todger dylan

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:50 PM

Pink Polo Neck Peter
E Giok Yourlate
Gonads R Danglin
Mrs Slippin' John Hurts

I'll get me sheath!

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 09:44 PM

Salvador Diddley and the Bent Watch Bluesmen

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: pdq
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 10:32 PM

Eddie "The Best Accompaniest Ever. Period" Lang
   (thanks, Greg Stephens)

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 12:21 AM

Punch the Hung Like a Horse

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:08 PM

Red "Weepy" Johnson

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:31 PM

S.T.D.Sid Phillips.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 08:09 PM

"Hot" Carl Dickenside

Juan "Dirty" Sanchez

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 08:14 PM

Pimply Pecker McGowan

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: s6k
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 06:25 AM

Hairy Schlong Rusby

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Matt_R
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 12:04 PM

Slim Philly Richards

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: khandu
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 09:19 PM

Stutterin' Root Rodman
Slobberin' Rod Rootman

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Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: s6k
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 09:22 PM

reminds me of austin powers 2.... with all the penis references

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Aug 04 - 09:37 PM

Don't forget Alotta Vagina.

Subject: RE: BS: Your (alternative ) blues guitarist name
From: mcgrathof altcar
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 04:03 AM

Bad Back Banana O'Reilly