BS: One of our farts is missing.

Subject: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 05:43 PM

Guess which one?

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM

Not Fartin Gibson?

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,ritchie
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM

it's the 'old one' isnt it?
failing that it could be 'the boring one'

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Once Famous
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:08 PM

The one in Jack the Sailor's coffee cup?

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Once Famous
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:09 PM

The one Georgiansilver gargles with.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:10 PM

It's at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:11 PM

ROFLOL. Love your humour Martin Gibsons alter ego!!

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:25 PM

Have you tried looking down the back of the couch? They're nearly always there.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:29 PM

Forget about it and it will turn up unexpectedly.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 06:55 PM

It would be easier to find if we knew what color it was.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: s6k
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM

the silent but deadly one

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:13 PM

with the bad taste

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:48 AM

A fart is just a little thing
But often does it please
It warms the bed on a windy night
And suffocates the fleas

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:02 AM

fart B****rd

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 05:58 AM

A newly qualified teacher felt rather nervous as she took her first lesson and this caused her to suddenly pass wind very noisily. Deciding to blame it onto one of her pupils, she exclaimed "Jimmy - stop that at once !". "Yes Miss", said Jimmy, "Which way did it go ?".

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:15 AM

Get your own Farting Fat B****rd Doll!

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM

My girlfriend seems to continuously notice them lying around... perhaps the missing one is here.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 10:08 AM

Essex Girl often leaves them in the bed - she can snore and fart at the same time. You'd be welcome to one of her's.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM

Foolestroupe, I do believe I love you......you've immortalised me

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:44 PM

Oh... here it is.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:19 AM

Jaysus, Cluin, where DO you find this stuff. That was pretty good. Green. Jaysus. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. LOL.

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:02 AM

So much for Low Comedy for Today...

The Bigger they are, the Harder they fall...

Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM

do farts have lumps in them?





























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