BS: Funny headlines

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: kendall
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:06 AM

Guest, the key word is "SUIT"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: kendall
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:05 AM

I'm talking about REAL headlines.Not jokes.

MYSTERIOUS HOLE APPEARS IN MIAMI STREET. AUTHORITIES ARE LOOKING INTO IT.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:44 PM

Headline in the Telegraph sometime ago.

Viagara Lorry Hijacked!

The in the main story a quote that police were 'looking for hardened criminals'

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 08:24 PM

Surely one cannot beat a real one from the NJ situation. I never even look at the Post or the Daily News (-pure crap)---but the headline did jump out:

HE SAYS---HE SAYS.

Bill H

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:41 PM

Two peanuts walked into a bar....One was a salted.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:38 PM

Young lady walking home from the laundry she worked in was sexually assaulted by an escaped lunatic who then ran off .- Headline in the paper was :-

NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS

   OK I'll get my coat .

Subject: RE: BS: Funny headlines
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:34 PM

This isn't a good start. I don't get that one?

Subject: BS: Funny headlines
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:29 PM

How about getting some humor into this forum? We have all seen humorous headlines, let's share some of them. (I don't mean things like, CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES)

Here's one, LAWYER LOSES HORSE SUIT