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Subject: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:21 AM We do already have threads on Scams from Nigeria, etc. This thread is devoted to some of the gems that appear in my inbox. Sadly, I don't have time to read them all, most of them just get trashed by Mailwasher unopened, but occasionally I do skim the contents of some of them - Mailwasher lets you do this without previewing anything but the text (ASCII text only) & the headers. It ignores images, links etc. I'll start off with one that represents the style of gibberish intended to pretend to be real messages in the hope that anti-spam scanners will think it is a genuine message - but they don't fool Mailwasher! The punctuation has only been slightly changed - occasionally... We could have a song challenge related to some of this gibberish - "Your Red Scarf matches Your Eyes" is an old song of that ILK! ~~~~~~ Any earring can sanitise related to toothpick, but it takes a real bride to behind line dancer. When you see beyond CEO, it means that living with CEO self-flagellates. Bubble defined by tornado - ignore tuba player near pickup truck. Graduate from hand around. ~~~~ Well.... Creativity is a truly terrifying thing - this almost makes sense to me. Where is that room with all those monkeys and typewriters? Chongo, all is forgiven... Or is it really just coded messages from the Taliban? The CIA has to be picking up SOMETHING that they call 'chatter'.... If 'trousers' is code for 'weapons' or 'false pasports', god alone knows what it really means... Robin |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:26 AM And here's a nice bit of, er, well, Poetry? Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door. This is it, and nothing more. In other Parts it leaves wide sandy Plains; That he could hear, like a sentinel's tread, Loveliest of trees the cherry now Is hung with bloom along the bough. Only a few lines advertising some crap that I wasn't interested in buy to enhance my Member (The politicians get paid enough now, I think!) were deleted, as the spoiled the flow of the, er, poetry.... Robin |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Little Robyn Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:01 AM Dear Sir, Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to London via your Country today by Express Cargo Flight. WOT? Not me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:48 AM When we were setting up the Yahoo list for our folk club ("we" does not mean I had anything to do with it, Chris was doing it all, I received a message from him regarding the technicalities of the list. I would have clicked on the attachment if the spammer had written in English. Fortunately the body of the message was 4 random words that did not make sense, so I never accessed my password & found out how the list worked. I wish I could remember the words. Chris also received an identical message from me & immediately deleted it. When he was setting up the list several spammers joined & were no doubt disappointed to find that they could not send messages, so it was probably one of them who sent the messages And I still don't understand how I am the listowner (or whatever my title) & what we do to send messages to the fans of Sydney's best acoustic venue. Long live Listmaster Chris. sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 Aug 04 - 12:52 PM I am particularly in awe of the wisdom of spammers who attempt to circumvent spam filters by respelling frequently filtered words. I have told my spam filtering software that I do not wish to receive any messages which contain the words "enlarge" or "penis". So, the wise spammers send me messages asking if I want to "e*n*l*a*r*g*e" my "PENI$" as if, in a moment of weakness, I would forget that penis enlargement is not very high on my list of priorities. Now, if I were a marketer of any kind I would be inclined toward trying to get my message in front of people who are at least somewhat likely to respond to it, not people who have already said that they are not interested. And the fact that someone has told spam-blocking software that they don't want to receive messages about "Viagra" probably means there's a 99.999% chance that they also don't wish to receive messages about "V!agra", so I'm not going to waste my time trying to trick them. But, hey, what do I know? I've never claimed to be a wise person. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: s6k Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:15 PM all i have to say is F**K OFF SPAM |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:26 PM Thank you for that contribution, but 1) there isn't much wisdom in that, it's just obvious... 2) it didn't have anything to do with the contents of individual, or generic Spam Messages. Robin |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:07 PM You 2 can have a l@rger P*E*N*I*S in 3 daze plus receive a LO-intere$t l-o-a-n on a new Mortg@ge and achieve astonishing W-eig*t l@ss accompani3d by a fre-e gallon of V!agra and a miracle hare grower that will guarantee a more vibrant S-E-X-X-X life with n*ked stewardesses!!! Also get perscripshun drugs like Vanex and Librimot for 30% off and a F&R&E&E vakation in Cancun and a new wardrobe autographed by Britney Spears! Then send away for a mail order diploma in nuclear physics, engineering or law at a nominal fee that will surprise you, and EARN BIG BUCK$$$$! You can inlarge your B-R-ests to 3 times their present sieeeze with *MAJESTIC IMPLANTS*, autogrpahed by Suzanne Somers! Buyeeee now, payeeee lader! Then get new SPAM-BLOCKER and stop ALL SPAM MESSAGES DEAD IN THIER TRACKS! Limitteed time offffer only! Online CA$$ino is waiting for you at loseyershirt.com!!! This is not an ad! This is a message from God! Be sure to click on all links NOW. This opportunaty will expire soon. VEry soon! Don't hesitate! Click the link NOW. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Pogo Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:11 PM I like spam...It tastes great on a cracker Or as I like to say " I'm pink...therefore I'm Spam " |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:39 PM Little Hawk, just what do you do for a living? You seem to be a natural... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:46 PM Yeah. :-) Well, I'm observant. I think it would be kind of fun to send out ads for a casino at loseyershirt.com and see how many people actually responded. Quite a few, I figure. I'm going to go and see if there really is such a site... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:55 PM Well, well... loseyourshirt.com They spelled it right, that's the only difference. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:05 PM So you can still get yours... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:10 PM Wow! The domain name's for sale if we can just offer 'em enough money! And, meanwhile, loseyourass.com is "coming soon"! Gee. Wonder what it'll be about. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sorcha Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:11 PM Little Hawk, you forgot Mortgages..... and loans...LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:47 PM No I didn't, Sorcha. They're both in the first line. In fact, they are together in a single, combined offer. Beat that! :-) On a typical day I used to get about 10 or 12 such spam. Now it's down to 1 or 2 a day. I don't know why. But...one day I got a veritable flood of them...several hundred in a few hours. It was unbelievable. Then things went right back to the usual 1 or 2. Again, I have no idea why. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Don Firth Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:25 PM Too bad I keep getting the mortgages ones as spam. I much prefer the phone calls. Our mortgage was paid off twenty-three years ago, we have no credit card debt (we each have a card for the same account and we pay it off every month), and the last payment on the car was sent off three months ago. We are completely, totally debt free. It completely flummoxes the telemarkers when I tell them so. It's so rare that I think they feel like they've wound up in the Twilight Zone. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 23 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM ineligible backyard sponsor cents splashy cohesive repented socks adversely integrated prestige synagogue benches audition unshared intruded barbarous hasher cognition This appeared on my latest bit of spam - almost poetic, isn't it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:39 AM tonight's haul included "if the felling is comfortable, do!" What's a felling? I remember run and fell seams in primary school sewing lessons (can't remember exactly what they are, tho) or maybe the sender is referring to falling onto soft surfaces. ID Theft Comm told me "(email address) Your ID was stolen" (twice) Koshman & Koller both sent me an email with the subject "Your Health" And I wonder what the message with the subject "Effects last 36 hours - wv" means I also had an offer of cheap software, and 2 message asking me to meet them, one didn't say when, the other suggested Tuesday 2pm. What a boring crop, I'm almost embaressed to post them after some of the efforts above. snadrsa |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: GUEST,Bagpuss Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM The Felling is my home town! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM "Effects last 36 hours - wv" Makes your VW run backwards for 36 hours? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 23 Aug 04 - 08:13 PM No, Robin, "Effects last 36 hours - wv" means they last 36 hours in West Virginia. In the rest of the world they go away in 12 hours or less. That is, with the notable exception of a couple of sparsely inhabited islands in the general vicinity of Tahiti where indigenous locals have been known to prolong the effects for weeks at a time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Joe_F Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:44 PM I received two emails from a Chinese who claimed to have intercepted an email from the prophet Elijah to the prime minister of Israel, giving him advice on foreign policy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Amergin Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:53 PM Long Spam Email |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:27 PM Mailwasher lets me skim the Subject lines without opening the emails This one caught my eye... "Young boys digging an old chick!.. testimonial" Wonder which female singer she was? Good to see young people taking an interest in historical music culture. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 25 Aug 04 - 02:48 AM Ah, now we see the wisdom inherent in spam messages. Come and see the wisdom inherent in spam messages! Help! Help! I'm being addressed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:45 AM Another Subject line... "Tips and Tricks for Babe Hunters" So just who is this person? I don't remember any songs that singer recorded... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:50 AM I opened one that had something to do with Loads of Girls in a Bowling Alley, or something... "I could not tread thsee perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving ssnee of humro." [sic] So that's what I apparently have - "a saving ssnee of humro"!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:04 AM I like the ones that discuss music - reminds me of the Mudcat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject: befuddle Wallstreet Insider Any omphalos can give secret financial aid to abstraction inside grain of sand, but it takes a real hydrogen atom to globule over. Estella and I took of gonad (with anomaly about customer, inside cloud formation. Pig pen around industrial complex is mean-spirited. He called her Estella (or was it Estella?). Turn signal throw at toward trombone. Maestro living with mortician buy an expensive gift for bubble around clodhopper. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:23 PM I just had to share this little piece of "literature" with y'all. Sounds vaguely suggestive - "throbbed alfresco archenemy" and "cerebral orifices"?? And I wonder what "hooper rectors" are? picofarad ethers substrate leukemia Tokyo Gaelicize splicings edible Eskimo primes cowling academics insincere fortunes balmy Indochina deluding astutely rivet carpenter appearer hoodwink cuttings microfilm collapse vehement glass combinator Yamaha easterner Salle negatively Gilead fence faking chemise imperative Prometheus modulo Iliadize restraints scalding intended Delft vogue Dickerson throbbed alfresco archenemy Celeste Bontempo hooper rectors seconds Werner mountable worked magneto munched examiner odious embodied reorders engross asinine inception unfit rocked blaster cerebral orifices Pappas seaming Coulter bookkeeper copyright reduction planks smartest celebrated Mathias postulates canto parallax lager |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Big Al Whittle Date: 27 Aug 04 - 07:42 PM I think the only wisdom we can interpolate - is that it gives us an insight into the human condition, because presumably they do sell to somebody:- 1) there are a lot of people worried about the size of their penis 2) there is a lot of demand for pornography 3) there are a lot of lonely people - many dating agencies 4) there are a lot of people out there who don't qualify for credit cards in the normal way of things 5) loads of people worried about their health - colon cleansing, losing weight 6) drugs -= a huge market for drugs of all kinds perhaps there is other stuff I can't think of |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Aug 04 - 01:09 AM I've got something important to ask you about women. Have you ever asked yourself... * What does it take to make a woman feel totally comfortable making out with me - even if she barely knows me? * How do I get women to WANT to sleep with me? After all, what good are all those "bedroom techniques" I learned if I don't even know how to get her back to my bedroom in the first place? * Why do women melt around some guys, but they are totally unresponsive to me? What do they have that I don't? Wouldn't it be nice if you knew a guaranteed way to "get physical" with any woman you go out with? Have you ever been on a date with a woman, and wondered *how* you can start "making out" with her? (by making out, I mean kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc.) Well I have some good news! My good friend Chris Jackson has just released a not new report that will teach you everything you need to know about getting *close* to a woman on a date. Chris is an absolute master at making out with a woman on the first date. Whenever he goes out with a woman, he seems to put them under some kind of "love spell", and they want to make out with him more and more as the date progresses. By the end of the date, the women usually invent all kinds of excuses to invite him back to their place. It's like he has magical powers! I am only telling you about this because I know you want to learn as much as you can about dating and s^x. Do yourself a favor and click this link right away. He's got a surprise waiting for you at his website. Go check it out now, while it's fresh in your mind. http P.S. - There is NO other person out there who is teaching these skills. If you've ever wanted to learn how to make out with a woman on the FIRST date... not weeks or months later... you MUST check out his site. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Sep 04 - 03:45 AM From the Subject Line of a message padded with giberish It is known that dogs eat horses! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Gudrun Miller Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:54 AM I receive HEAPS of this stuff. The most current thing is "Instant university degree"8- "all softwares 80% off!" And there are emails with lists of words which have nothing to do with nothing. I had one recently subjected "is my father in pain?" Inside was written "are you in pain?" --sorry no. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Teresa Date: 19 Sep 04 - 05:36 AM "parallax lager?" hmmm, sounds like good stuff ... The more you drink the farther apart home and pub become? I'll post the next gem I get. The thing that's made me chuckle lately is the offers for pilot insurance, sent to an email address I have, "flyingbat@ ..." ... and I'm totally blind. :) T |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Sep 04 - 09:43 AM ... and after drinking the "Parallax Lager", you'd certainly be 'flying blind'... Jerry Lewis had a scene in one of his movies where he was watching TV, and for every ad that came on, he had the product right beside him. so he'd have a beer when the beer ad was on - it got exciting with those multiple 5 sec spots.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 21 Sep 04 - 03:51 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Sep 04 - 09:16 PM Subject: U are stupid dumass if U.... I don't bother to read any more in Mailwasher .. I just delete it. I do wonder about the level of intelligence that thinks that insulting me will cause me to open the viral load contained therein. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Sep 04 - 03:02 AM Subject: viagra 80% off bathrobe The mind boggles.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Teresa Date: 23 Sep 04 - 03:05 AM Ha ha ha ha ha! ROTFL!! Hey, Robin, ... are you sure it didn't say 100%? Beery T |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:41 AM What are the washing instructions? Man is stark mad he cannot make a flea, and yet he will be making gods by the dozens. ~~~~~~~~~ Subject: FW: Just select "Be Ordained" to complete the process [I just HAD to open this one!] Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church! Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins Visit Correctional Facilities Want to start your own church? [but a company with a url that says futureinvestmentproduct.com???!!!] :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Teresa Date: 23 Sep 04 - 10:47 PM Well, this thread must have warded them all off. Haven't gotten any of those wondrous schizophrenic ones. I'm still chuckling over "parallax lager". Heheheheheheheheh. T |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:43 AM 'parallax lager' - affects the parallaxity of one's visual apparatus - BTW Teresa - can you still get 'blind drunk' these days or are you immune now? ;-) ~~~~~~ Subject- Crocodile: New antidote found. [if only...] |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 04 - 04:16 AM Subject: You need only 15 minutes to prepare for the night of love! enzymology blomquist Who is 'enzymology blomquist'? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 04 - 04:18 AM sugar used married started has settled hard all floor similar writer dollar forget game |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 04 - 08:34 PM girl poacheerily befit cabinetmakeselectman upraise aldebarandoggone crucible bestialambush levi gluingtask hornblende doctorhydrosphere appear godkinquarrelsome sickroom krusetower bulkhead atlanticbuxton spay laundercollins workbench countrymenantagonistic hex counterintuitivesinusoid baggage bosesalvatore cauldron neuroanatomictarpaulin thirteenth blisterfiery astronomer gigginghomology chenille delhihattiesburg sciatica figuralparsifal armata butchdeforest buckley sidetrackflintlock canvasback knobuniversal transvestite minglecarbuncle ghastly coalitionnatty keyboard chartahereford seance loamypeculiar volume corralledabound ruben fluorescefirebreak calcify methaneautosuggestible cushman leadsmanslurp shop cobracolumbus counterflow lukecandace profess seethinglist salute journeymenalbacore quakeress accompanimentmanchester foxhole muskratcourthouse teensy assistantdiligent benthic devilishcarl postscript nitridecognac |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 04 - 08:39 PM Subject: teen anus can destroy your life [and you wonder why I don't open some of these?] |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Burke Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:07 PM Click conepate me to stop this... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Teresa Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:41 PM LOL! "Teensy assistant?" Ah well, no, Robin ... I get "sighted drunk". Everything looks very clear to me when I get drunk. Except when I get drunk on parallax lager. T |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Big Al Whittle Date: 25 Sep 04 - 08:33 PM shit! So that's what Finnegans Wake was about! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Sep 04 - 11:15 PM Subject: Holy Fat Dick! cigarette brittany tetrafluoride paragonite throaty cult mash bam baudelaire coronado beefsteak despoil baffle taxonomic contemplate cognition give plywood adirondack cognizable passe alveolar bayou elephantine chartreuse transferral delectate vestal lecher cassandra catv genevieve air congresswoman tribe definite seduce illimitable arachne septic hackett disciple disperse daley dutch mathematik aristotelean accompaniment hanford salesmen bodybuild couldn't alphabet riven emeriti mckinley embody but siege borosilicate abovementioned fossil less cottonwood mend oxen fled willie coolant bernie definite backfill copywriter articulatory coefficient bilingual aftermath anger greet sternal rotate chink aileron revelation corruptible infima share bromley hackmatack culprit devoid |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Sep 04 - 11:17 PM Subject: No Testing qualify today for a degree ~~~~~~~~~~ [Hmmmmm..... how long has this been going on?] |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: GUEST Date: 26 Sep 04 - 10:21 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 27 Sep 04 - 05:51 AM My latest spam: chlorinate zoology injudicious patriotic telemeter handyman belligerent goldfinch boatswain climatic arctan sideline chord boltzmann charcoal meredith copernicus campsite moon zazen fathom bateau chorale echo cubbyhole psychotherapist accomplish dietary stator extirpate firework accuse participate patron arturo genus julie bought jade aerobic mardi motif lunchtime bedimmed stylish nielson oblivion dayton accommodate existent whirligig poncho avogadro attendant prophetic boggy press serenade zealand hecatomb hubert mollycoddle woke corporal collegial ginkgo collard engel factious creedal N0 m0re Can't see much wisdom in there, but I think I'll give a belligerent goldfinch a wide berth. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Amos Date: 28 Sep 04 - 12:13 AM This came straight out of a hoime business spam message: Whose golden white t-shirt falls. A given smart house fidgeting. Whose silver mouse is thinking. Any beautiful forg stinks. Whose slopy tall tv got an idea the time that a little binocyles got an idea. A tall kitchen falls. Any given round-shaped purple spoon calms-down. A given hairy recycle bin fidgeting. His shining exam book walks. His white expensive glasses stares and still our children hairy car run. Mine white round-shaped bluish bed smells however, her daughters round-shaped soft hairy computer calculates. Her expensive tall sofa adheres. Their well-crafted balloon sleeps and their hairy eraser walks and still whose beautiful bra walks. Her daughters bluish clock stares Sheesh! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 28 Sep 04 - 02:41 PM I've set my spam filter to low, purely because i have an infantile sense of humour and can't fail to laugh when someone anonymous dimwit offers me P;e!nI!s enlarg-----ment. Mainly because i am precluded from having a penis on account of my gender...you'd think they might realise this, as i have an email address that begins with 'amy', but no! Does anyone actually fall for this stuff? It beggars belief, really... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 28 Sep 04 - 09:38 PM I have a .au address - and that doesn't stop them - and God only knows how I got on the list to get Russian Language Spam.... I don't speak it - and I can't read the character set as I don't have it installed... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:20 PM Perhaps they just assume eveyone's multi-lingual. But it's probably the good ol' hit and hope startegy... it works when i'm playing pool, anyhoo... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:53 AM Subject: cyprus mulch 344 mirrors We are going to be closing soon! We have the highest quality, and now, lowest priced prescription drugs online. Buy something while you still can! Viagra! VIOXXX!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I should buy cheap Chinese copies of dangerous drugs from a company that is about to go out of business??!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:18 PM Subject: Pregnancy and Sex link Established |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Oct 04 - 08:27 PM Subject: Cute Wemon wants a date Hello, hello, who's your lady friend? I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Oct 04 - 04:56 AM Subject: Women change your life. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Oct 04 - 07:12 PM This one for our British Friends... Subject: The Best Deals on the Net! 9p |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 25 Oct 04 - 10:46 AM These two came in within twenty four hours of each other: From: Hatty Bdliyp To: Laurence Yjawnsgi Subject: We desire, that is what you demand. My pills is a full elemental herbaceous tablets incorporating a miscellanea of weeds known for encouraging sexual desire and execution. By using our pills you should experience an increase in sexual desire, a betterment in your volume and discharge, also as increased power and pleasure during sexual activeness. click me and From: Raphael Shnu To: Lauretta Fexowngo Subject: Each drugs at 0.82$ per draught Have you ever speculate how much a common individual hires for his medicine? Painkillers, remedy to better the choice of real life, weight trim narcotics, and many more. I transport you the same pharmaceuticals, the vegetative variant - the same class, the equivalent prescription at a greatly wise monetary value. examination it The scary thing is - they almost make sense! Love the names too. Just imagine... "Hi guys, I'd like you to meet my good friends Lauretta Fexowngo and Raphael Shnu" :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 31 Oct 04 - 09:39 AM Here's another one - the mind boggles! From: Rosalind Gmacowfn To: Win Tgiam Subject: Pampered and soluble pills for genuine anyone Our lozenges are only like standard tablets but they are especially developed to be spoiled and soluble below the tongue. The tablets is took up at the oral cavity and gets in the blood direct alternatively of rising through the tummytum. This results in a speedy much more powerful upshot which even up to 36 hours! Get it |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 31 Oct 04 - 06:22 PM What looney would want to buy that crap!... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 01 Nov 04 - 07:11 AM Maybe a genuine anyone? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 01 Nov 04 - 08:13 AM subject of one received today - 'We offer a variety of different lice' - just what everyone needs I thougth. However when I put the curser on this intriguing title I saw the hidden characters - it was about licencing of software. ho hum, how very ordinary sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 04 - 11:58 PM Subject: You might become to the superfine individual for her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Nov 04 - 08:49 AM WOW! Say, what's this "metting" kinky business? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject: Goddess of Love seeks Rhayes merry Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 03:03:56 -0800 Hey Rhayes, I am a 20yr old xsexyfemale, I have long blonde hair blue eyes and weigh an athletic 110 lb. I like to stay trim and take good care of my health. I like to get straight to the point, so here is what I am looking to need xsex. If you truly are interested in metting and understand what I am hoping to find. Please leave me a number and if things go well, tomorrow wouldn't be to early as I am very willing. Cant Wait maybeangle |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: JennyO Date: 12 Nov 04 - 08:42 PM Here's one for "cavernous failure" - the mind boggles! From: Stella Lrace To: Charles Vmysndhp Subject: You must transmute to be the top grade guy for your woman This medication is used to cure cavernous failure, as well known as impotence. This is if a man cannot get, or keep, a stiff vertical member good for sexual action. My pharmaceuticals is : * suitable to be used as a discharge foil * has many advantages over other narcotics * can function for 3 days * can erect up in the torso click me As for "erect up in the torso" - that sounds rather uncomfortable! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:47 PM I clicked and nothing happened... Depends on whose torso, I suppose.... Narcotics are supposed to put you to sleep... And what on earth is a "discharge foil"? Makes me think of those funny looking alfoil hats that some people wear to stop the aliens reading their minds... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 13 Nov 04 - 01:49 PM From: walton pang Subject: works great more confidencebefore her now To: josiah vliem Can your horse talk? she askedAh, OUI! Eet is ze two dollar, M'sieur All right; I can stay about a day before I go bankrupt joilla16hrushtshevista 01etelcarolinalaisessa juottopaikoilla kahdeksankymmentviisi |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 14 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM there was an item in one of the computer/internet magazines we get at work saying that nasties in some spam emails are activated by previewing or opening them, that it is not necessary to click on any link. Has anyone noticed an increase in spam/malware/spyware since reading rather than ignoring spam? sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Nov 04 - 06:05 PM No - I preview them in Mailwasher. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Nov 04 - 06:40 PM Subject: You can transform to the good person fo r your girl. This drugs is used to remedy erectile failure, likewise famed as impotence. This is when a somebody cannot gain, or keep, a firm erect phallus suitable for sexual activity. Our narcotics is : - likely to be used as a discharge foil - has many vantage over another drugs - can last for four days - can build up in the organic structure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'discharge foil' -- again... maybe it works as a condom? you wear the packet over your head? Maybe they mean 'infamous'.... :-) Four days? I have to do the shopping occassionally you know... 'vantage over another drugs' - I don't like to look down on the unemployed... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:25 AM Subject: microshit xp critical update - november 27th |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:38 PM Subject: Spoiled and soluble pills for genuine somebody These lozenges are simply like usual tablets but they are especially developed to be spoiled and dissolvable under the glossa. The tablets is took up at the oral fissure and gets into the blood straightaway instead of progressing through the stomach. This effects in a quicker much more powerful consequence which still up to 42 hours! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:11 AM Subject: You need only 15 minutes to prepare for the night of love! contagious escapade - no prescription requiried - fast descreet delivery - no long questioning form pomposity ~~~~~~ Not really sure that I would want one of those.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Mar 05 - 06:10 PM Subject: You need simply 11 min to make ready for the time of sex! Our production is the modern men's infirmity cure medical product that all people is reiterating about. It may be mingled with spirituous, they operate much more sooner than any other well known treatment medical production, you will drive with ease and conduct heavy mechanism. Our produce penetrates the circulation of the blood immediately in return for getting over the abdomen in such a way you will take just 10 minutes until you have a sensation of the consequences. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Mar 05 - 04:16 AM The countdown is in progress - looking for the 5 minute version.... ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:30 PM 32 messages missing from start of thread after Big Crash - so time to add some more... Know vary fire. Sea one simple hold. Pound include came. Like point noon, give baby between. Hole, silent country. Left many, man are. Don't oh took man hear, and soon. Way result, can room the hair, garden. Kept expect arm. Spring night, some much, wait break. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:35 PM Weird - opened thread agan - missing posts were back - opened it again to post this - they're gone again... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Jun 05 - 02:24 AM At last! A Spam on Music... Subject: Sexual problems? We have the answer. orchestrate frank sinatra music 50's name the artist song title the most beautiful girl in the world reverend jim jones who founded the people's temple commune. cher music 80's name the artist i found someone. letter unscramble this word l t e r e t asparagus plant of the lily family with edible shoots. pop musik music 80's name that tune artist m marrs music name the band pump up the volume. asparagus plant of the lily family with edible shoots. Bolivia geography which country was formerly named upper peru cheryl ladd which actress was not an original 'charlie's angel' body animals the electric organs in an electric eel make up four-fifths of its pig animals by age 6 months, the voracious will have increased its 3-pound birth weight by 7,000 percent. atomic energy commission in 1947 us confirmed . patrick simmons music 80's name the artist so wrong |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Paco Rabanne Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:58 AM so many |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Paco Rabanne Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:58 AM posts here from |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Paco Rabanne Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:59 AM from Robin... oh... 100! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Jun 05 - 07:15 AM Sorry matie - about 32 posts got wiped in the crash.... and if you would have been patient, there would have been a few more so you wouldn't have had to pad the thread!... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Tracey Dragonsfriend Date: 23 Jun 05 - 07:54 AM Cool spam! I don't seem to get the gibberish one, just lots wanting to increase the size of bits I don't have, or buy products from me with Nigerian credit cards. Not so much fun. Although there was one memorable spam, presumably for viagra, whose title & sender stuck in my mind for humour and originality : "Knock down trees with your mighty COCK" from OneEyedWilly@BigWang.com |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Jun 05 - 08:20 PM Don't they have bulldozers in Nigeria? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Tracey Dragonsfriend Date: 24 Jun 05 - 08:10 AM Evidently not! And why are they always from blasted Nigeria? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 16 Jul 05 - 01:53 AM Subject; Programs downloaded instantly. bugeyed |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Jul 05 - 09:26 PM duke of windsor the royal family edward viii's title after his abdication lone star food and drink beer what brand used to love to party. manderley literature crime stories the cornwall mansion in rebecca. julian barnes who wrote flauberts parrot and england, england ranjitsinhji in 1872 vibhaji india, cricketer/politician, born jumna the taj mahal was built on the southern bank of which river miami vice in 1984 premieres insects what is the main food of most bats. "coonskin hats what 1955 fad was good for new york city fur dealers" jerry was a racecar driver music name that tune primus captain pierce was a fireman strong as any man alive joe dowell music 60's name the artist song title wooden heart Rhinoceros movies in jumanji, a stampede is released. What is the slowest animal?. clint eastwood movies who starred in and directed the gauntlet blake babies music alternative music name the band that juliana hatfield was in before the juliana hatfield three phillip marlowe literature crime stories raymond chandler's gumshoe. peter revson which shadow team driver was killed testing at kyalami prior to the 1974 south african grand prix mad max movies numbers movies mel gibson patrols the roadways of near-future australia (first in a series) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Jul 05 - 06:44 PM Subject: If you suffer from depression, there is help. Let us show you. curvaceous Subject: we make naughty neighbors into you ham |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Tannywheeler Date: 23 Jul 05 - 02:34 PM BTW, hubby got a (snail)mailed Nigerianscam LETTER claiming to be from someone who graduated from his high school 2 yrs before him. Too funny. The writer'd never learned much American syntax, not to mention so'west Texan. And I got an email of the same family coupla weeks before my hotmail got sick. Grateful to my early days at Mudcat for the hedzup. Tw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:41 AM Hello, Blood is a great thing ... Woland said gaily, with no obvious point, = = Scat! the cat barked suddenly, bristling his fur.alas, had quite a = sizeable deficit. Fuel had to be bought for the heatingsleeper. She = knows that Ivan Nikolaevich will wake up at dawn with a painfulsounded = far away, muted and menacing, and a nasal voice was very clearlyedge = of the sky the whitish dot of the morning star. The lamps had gone out = The trio shot down the lane in an instant and came out on = Spiridonovka.to speak to me, but it is even hard for you to look at me. = And I am now yourfellow, who was simply shoving his way into the = store, vehemently butted A shame! What about a game of dice, = then? Or do you have some otherand hand.growing.half the sky, aiming = towards Yershalaim, boiling white clouds raced ahead ofGoodbye drily, = and made as if to leave.the curtain, leaving their dresses there and = coming out in new ones. A whole Ivan slapped himself roundly on the = forehead with his palm and rasped: |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:38 AM Has Rapaire been writing to you again Cluin? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 23 Aug 05 - 09:24 AM Tannywheeler - at least you have a Nigerian stamp so some stamp collector of your acquaintance can profit from the letter. sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 23 Aug 05 - 01:58 PM If so, there are more than a few things I'd like him to know I'm not interested in: I'm not looking for singles in my area, my penis is large enough, I don't need any cheap herbal alternatives to medications fast, I'm not looking for another mortgage, I'm not interested in taking part in any cola surveys (no matter what the prize), he can find another way to get his millions out of Nigeria... the list goes on and on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:17 PM Wheel tree young together invent. Off, horse, main. Class, river, told, plant would was. City, men, come listen port, paper do. Port gone point exact room pay. Decide, pose dictionary pay be, ring moon. Ocean, talk student cover. Pull call short on red walk. Often sister complete. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:23 AM this turned up at work today. I work for a federal govt agency, and our only product is boring official publications, clearly listed on our website under "Publications" I can hardly wait to see the reply a colleague is composing. No doubt this mob will stop using our generic address & use hers for future spam. .................. Dear Sales, We will like to places an order but before we do, i will like to know the following: If you can ship to lagos Nigeria via UPS, USPS,EMS,DHL,TNT,OR ANY FRIEGTH FORWARDER, and also if you accept VISA/MASTER CARD as the mode of payment.if yes i will like you to get back to me with your product website for me to choose the items i will need in your store. Shipping Address: 14,balogun street off ladipo street City: mushin State: lagos state Country: nigeria Zipcode:23401 Get back to me soonest. ............................... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:26 PM When my world was shakin'You were there to tell me fpbel ejhqz dokick HZ02 fbgetpass cqgv And every wants to take the next flight out! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: bobad Date: 15 Dec 05 - 02:50 PM Youre Lavier! Queen of the Faubourg, sole contact to the Jackals woman, the generals wife. Dont tell me Im wrong ... I followed the two of you out to Neuilly-to that church with the bells ringing and priests everywhere-one of them Carlos! Moments later his whore came back out, but you didnt. She left in a hurry, so I ran inside and described you to an old priest-if he was a priest-and he told me you were in the second confessional from the left. I walked over and pulled the curtain and there you were. Dead. I thought youd just been killed and everything was happening so fast. Carlos had to be there! He was within my reach, my gun-or maybe I was within his. I raced around like a maniac and finally I saw him! Out in the street in his priestly black clothes-I saw him, I knew it was him because he saw me and started to run through the traffic. And then I lost him, I lost him! ... But I had a card to |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:54 PM So who the hell is Luciano and why am I getting his e-mail?
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:01 PM ya sure it's spam - the spelling & grammer make sense! Poor Luciano, missing out on reading all about it cos his friend Dalya can't get his address right!! sounds like the type of advertising mentioned in the news here recently - folks are paid to promote products in conversations to their friends & strangers. sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: bobad Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:37 PM It looks like it may just be a ploy, made to look like you mistakenly received someone else's mail - which you would sooner read than if it was obvious spam. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 PM I get lots of these spam messages that look like they've been misdirected to me and a pile of other addresses in the TO: field. Some unknown friends of some other unknown persons telling them about some really cool pharmaceutical site. Yeah, I'm falling for that... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 18 Feb 06 - 05:01 AM Here's a couple more I got today:
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 10 Mar 06 - 03:01 PM SUBJECT: Is your bigness keeping you depressed. No, thank you, weldo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 10 Mar 06 - 03:07 PM By the way, I think the Mangled Lyrics thread may have solved the mystery of how most of the weird wordings in these spam messages have come about. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Helen Date: 20 Aug 06 - 06:00 PM have known I was watching him, for without warning he turned and swungRestoration comedy; and I knew the height the dupe has fallen isfailure. Then I went round all the ground floor rooms in the house,interesting." Conchis kissed her hand, and then she reached it to me,one; screwed it into a long black cigarette holder she carried in amoment in mine. "Why did you do that last night?" "Not come?" She satall prickles erect. Lily Julie got to her feet. She stood on a ledgerapid scrawl: Darlings, I've been frantically busy with all the doodahput the book into the bag behind her and as she turned the fabricnow." "No." "She told me you live on a yacht." "She told me what aon. We all stood. "Maurice, that was so remarkable and solived in England. I mean he was English." Country of residence:arm along the seat back, and contemplated me. "Of course I know youboth hands. In four long strides I got to her and her arms went round copious copernicus bonze boulevard bayesian barfly This one has dramatic potential, I think. You could write a play around it, and people would walk out of the theatre at the end of the play exclaiming, "Yes, but what does it all mean?" Note: some of the words run on together but you can see the separate words. I particularly like the word "doodahput" in "Darlings, I've been frantically busy with all the doodahput". A new word for our interesting words collection, perhaps. Also, I have the Mailwasher programme, so I didn't download the email, I just read it from the server & deleted it so it didn't get near my machine with it's nasty attachment - a doodahput? Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Jan 07 - 09:03 PM See also Email Nonsense Gems |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages From: Cluin Date: 19 Jan 07 - 03:04 PM This just in... from QJR Systems [Tobytoby0357]: Subject: Re:Yes |
