BS: Help! Bed Squeaks

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:39 PM

I really don't see what the point of this thread is. It was started by His Majesty khandu, King of All Mississippi. He is the King, for God's sake! Why should he worry about whether or not the bedsprings squeak? He can get butt-naked and screw in the middle of Interstate 55 in broad daylight if he wants to and nobody can do or say anything about it 'cause he's the KING!

Just don't try that kinda stuff in Arkansas or Tennessee, Kenny boy. You're just another guy when you cross that state line.

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: khandu
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:04 PM

I thought I saw you coming down 55 last week! Damn, B-dub! You almost ran over my naked Royal Bohunkus!! I guess I better put up some road signs, eh?

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: bbc
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:24 PM

I thought what to do about the bed was buy a new one that doesn't squeak. ;)

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: robomatic
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 11:10 AM

Long ago I read about a small town in California where they had devised some linguistic oddities. One of them was 'rickychow', their word for sex. Can you put that together with the purpose of this thread and figure out why?

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 11:15 AM

TEMPURPEDIC, Your Majesty!! Honest!! Try it out in a store and you will love it...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: robomatic
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 11:56 AM

Re Tempurpedic:

Coming from Alaska, my fear with those body hugging contour jobs is that if you hop into one in a cold room, you will bounce off its cold hardened surface, and have to 'burn' your way in.

Not believing in electric blankets, I've always relished the leap into a cold, but SOFT situation with plenty of insulation, then providing the body heat necessary to obtain comfort.

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:06 PM

Yep, that was probably me, khandu. White GMC van with a "Redefeat Bush!" bumpersticker? But, errr... I was drivin' on I-65 at the time, not I-55. That would mean you were prancin' around buck-nekkid about a hundred miles to the wrong side of the Mississippi/Alabama line. Better watchit, Bub. I wasn't kiddin' about that "Your Kingship stops at the state line" stuff. Ain't no tellin' what those Alabama State Troopers might be prone to do with a skinny nekkid white boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: s&r
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:18 PM

Flash Dash (silicone spray) is excellent for general light lubrication of springs etc. Squeaky planks respond to talc or graphite (known as having lead in one's pencil)

Stu

Subject: RE: BS: Help! Bed Squeaks
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:26 PM

(known as having lead in one's pencil)

Now does that ever sound like the right double entendre for this thread!

SRS