BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!

Subject: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:52 AM

A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest!

A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! We've found a guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! We've got a guest! A guest! A guest! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a guest! We've found a guest! A guest! A guest! A guest!

Mudcat Member #1: We have found a guest. May we burn her?

Forum Member Chorus: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

Joe Offer: How do you know she is a witch?

...etcetera...

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Benjamin
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 02:26 AM

She turned me into a newt!!
    Well I got better!

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 03:54 AM

If 50% of Guests are shit. Wouldn't that put out the fire?

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:39 AM

Depends whether they have verbal diarrhoea!

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM

Ah are the members bored with slagging off each other? Have another couple of weeks like you just have. It was fun to watch you all. Don't let us down now!

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:38 AM

If it brings a little happiness into the sad life of a Guest, then we will oblige.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM

Hot damn, a barbeque!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:24 AM

You really are getting carried away!! Perhaps some magnesium would help!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM

Or a coffin?

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:39 AM

"It was fun to watch you all."

Which is what it was all about, of course... "Shooting fish in a barrel"

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM

No McG you are wrong. It wasn't about anything. It wasn't orchestrated by some unseen hand. The last couple of weeks bitch fest was none of GUESTS doing.

Look through the more insulting derogatory postings. All named members, because of course as we have been told, named members can be as abusive as they like to EACH OTHER, because Hey they've signed their 'name'. We didn't make the rules.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM

Barbecue! Barbecue! Who's got the beer?

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:19 AM

"It was fun to watch you all."

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM

I also laugh at Fawlty Towers, but unfortunately had no part in writing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:16 PM

I didn't either, but I would have leaped at the opportunity.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:56 PM

I wish to apologize to everyone. I wake up some days and my head really HURTS. The voice told me to start this thread. Back away. All of you. FUCK.

There, thank you so much, I feel better now. It's just that sometimes my bad half takes over. FUCK OFF.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:06 PM

Burn, baby, Burn! LOL.....I gots the bears, Rap, not to worry...LOL, and ROF.....burn em all, I sez....(no,not really, I'll get me coat now)

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:32 PM

I am absolutely appalled by the behaviour of the previous GUEST.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Naemanson
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:35 PM

Maybe the voices made him start this thread. They make me do lots of stuff.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:37 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:13 AM

I too am absolutely appalled by the behaviour of the previous GUEST after the previous previous GUEST.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM

I got marshmallows!! And chocolate, and graham crackers!! Who wants s'mores????

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:57 PM

Guest - you miss the point. Named members are "permitted" (very loosely speaking) to slag because we can identify them. Guest could be, often is, unidentifiable & multiply posting to a thread. Admittedly, someone can post as frex, "Guest, Raedwulf". But I can deny any connection & no-one (I hope!) can impersonate me as a member. So if I decide to be an utter wanker under my own logged-in name, everyone knows exactly who it was & I will be treated as I deserve. But Guest ("Guest, anyone") can be, often is, anyone & anyseveral. So some people try to be tolerant, & others are not so patient.

If you don't like it, either give yourself a moniker, hang around somewhere else, or don't post. As someone approximately said elsewhere, if you tread on toes that are already sore, it may not be entirely your fault, but don't be surprised if someone reacts badly to you because of it!

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST,The Newt
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 02:03 PM

Hey Raedwulf, you really ought to get on board. GUEST is a witch, no matter what the guise, as we well proved with the duck.

We're just doing a little public service, a little random act of kindness here, shining the light of self-righteousness on the dark side of Mudcat membership.

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 02:03 PM

More irreverently, I prefer not to burn Guests unless we're out of firewood & the nights are cold. But if necessary, shit Guests don't put out the fire, provided you remember to dessicate them properly first. The Arabs used to (may still!) use dried camel dung for fuel, for example!

R

P.S. Sorch - I'd rather have a beer. You can keep the bears to yourself... :p

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM

Newt - see previous cross posting. I refuse to burn you except in desperation. Too much smoke & stench to be worthwhile. But, speaking of cross-posting, I could crucify you as a propitiatory sacrifice to the gods of Mudcat, in the hope of light, warmth & a cooked dinner, if you prefer? ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 03:42 PM

Anyone got a recipe for really good barbecue sauce? Mine's okay, but for long pig we should really use a truly great sauce.