Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 15 Sep 04 - 02:56 AM Can I play the Maggie move - Huddersfield? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:41 AM Still in Congleton, but back in the right century. I seem to have suffered a time slip. No wonder everyone seemed to be dressed rather strangely. Perhaps I was in Huddersfield? too. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Dave Hanson Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:54 AM I spent a week in 'uddersfield one Friday. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:44 AM Eric - have you not noticed that (H)uddersfield? has a question mark at the end of it. This is quite normal in Yorkshire place names and is believed to come from eg. Leeds? you'll never catch me there. Other examples are Rotherham? and Barnsley? Are you sure it was only a week? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:02 PM As were in Yorkshire.... Flushdyke |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:52 PM Are those chips past their Selby dates? (it figures) Mayhap they are chips that passed in the night (must be the chocolate they make in 'Ull? - a bit lax of me.......... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Dave Hanson Date: 16 Sep 04 - 10:48 AM Thats a bit sexist ced2. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 16 Sep 04 - 11:18 AM As one who has led a somewhat sheltered life, for example I thought for years that an Itchyfanny was a make of Japanese motorcycle, I could not begin to think about flush and dyke in the same paragraph let alone the same word. What is the world coming to? Cover those table legs immediately. How the hell DO you get out of Congleton? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 16 Sep 04 - 01:58 PM Really Eric! you would have to ask the residents of Flushdyke nr Ossett if they believed that to be the case... or is your mind working in a dirty little way again! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 16 Sep 04 - 05:00 PM Congleton? why turn left past the police station and RUN ***BG*** (like a Cheshire cat) Or you could try waltzing into a pub and shout Machester is much better than here. You will find a cohort of escorts will show the way - very quickly. Keele hauling will be the least of your worries....... Which reminds us we are near Crewe |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 17 Sep 04 - 04:01 AM But Machester IS much better. Manchester on the other hand! Discovered the easiest way out of Congleton - two bottles of Scotch. Not to drink but to use as bribes, although Stockport looks nice through very thick Scottish glass. ****even BG**** (Cheshire muddycat). |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Big Al Whittle Date: 17 Sep 04 - 04:09 AM Chapel en le Frith |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Dave Hanson Date: 17 Sep 04 - 04:55 AM ced2 I might yet get to Otley, where I can abuse you in pulic. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 17 Sep 04 - 05:21 AM Ah, may see you there Eric le Rouge, alas I find that it is impossible to insult or abuse you in public! Sithee, ced. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Micca Date: 17 Sep 04 - 06:13 AM well, it Must be time for..... Crianlarich!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 17 Sep 04 - 06:53 AM Sorry Micca bur Crianlarich can only be used when playing Oban under Caledonian (Highlands & Islands)(Clearances)(Kill the f*****g Redcoats)Act 1745 Rules. Under these rules of course passage may only be made using General Wade's military roads whilst wearing appropriate military garb of the period. Cagoules and anoraks even in camouflage colours not permitted. Nor sure why? But Pershore via Etruria. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:47 AM I once called a girlfriend Pershore lips Etrury (sic) sounds a bit potty to me. I don't think we properly finished with the Mull of Kintyre and I certainly missed rolling in from the sea. I got you all in a neck lock there - Crinan Canal |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 17 Sep 04 - 09:09 AM I finished with the Mull of Kintyre years ago at the request (sic) of her father and his shotgun. Look what you've done Mr Red, you've made me (sic)now, it must be all this water. I assume that by using the Crinan Canal you are on the Vital Spark, and heading for Loch Neck. Waiting for a bus in Telford. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Big Al Whittle Date: 17 Sep 04 - 01:47 PM Bassets Pole |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 18 Sep 04 - 10:24 AM my cousin lives in Drayton Basset - just had a massive upgrade from Wilnecote For those not familiar with Tamworth - it is pronounced Winc't and definitely the ass end of Tam'th which is - sort of populated with - Brum rejects - the ones that were spared from Redditch. Ducks and runs for cover............... to Rugeley well I would wouldn't I? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 19 Sep 04 - 05:12 AM Derby(Friargate) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Big Al Whittle Date: 19 Sep 04 - 05:52 AM Horsely Woodhouse |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 19 Sep 04 - 11:56 AM Hoof Hearted? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,JTT Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:45 PM Hmmmmm.... Angel. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:49 AM Croxley Green - just for old times sake. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Big Al Whittle Date: 20 Sep 04 - 05:26 AM breathtaking .......you guys are just toooo good at this! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Micca Date: 20 Sep 04 - 06:06 AM Croxley Green??? then it has to be ... Theydon Bois!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 20 Sep 04 - 07:01 AM Wait! Has Macclesfield been abandonded? Is the Pope a member of a religious organisation? Has the North Sea really been closed due to roadworks at Mablethorpe and resurfacing around Cromer. Managed to get away from the gravitational pull of Dorking and, using the Windsor 'effect', have been propelled to Uttoxeter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: DMcG Date: 20 Sep 04 - 07:24 AM Ah hah! I invoke the appalling pun rule and take you to Salt Lake City, where you can find a Utah Tacks hitter! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Snuffy Date: 20 Sep 04 - 09:05 AM Rocester |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 21 Sep 04 - 03:54 AM Two well dressed young men who, strangely, called themselves elders, called at my house once. My ex answered the door and asked them what they wanted. They replied we're Mormons. My ex replied "no thanks, I've already got one"!!!! Alcester. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Micca Date: 21 Sep 04 - 06:27 AM If we are confusing things by using "things not pronounced as they are written" Mingulay Leominster!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:45 AM You betcha - In Staffordshire they say Uchester (well the Burton / Stoke corridor anyway) Snuffy I didn't know Uriconium was on the rosta! We must have left Macclesfield (I had my maccles felt) so now I am Poynton |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Snuffy Date: 21 Sep 04 - 09:11 AM But have you had your 'Uddersfield |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 21 Sep 04 - 09:39 AM Ouch Micca. That felt like a clip round the ear. So for good measure try ARTLENOCK. I would advise seeking a native Northants speaker for this one. Sadly Dr Beeching closed the station but there are occasional buses. Ilkley - no hat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Zany Mouse Date: 22 Sep 04 - 06:45 AM For those not in the know - Peter is referring to IRLINGBOROUGH in Northants. Rhiannon |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Pied Piper Date: 22 Sep 04 - 06:55 AM Miles Platting via Warrington Central. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Mr Red Date: 23 Sep 04 - 07:56 AM Dusson and Cookno for the Norfamton folks Duston and Cogenhoe to the rest of you Meanwhile I am thumbing a lift from my favourite haulage company in Northamptonshire - in the village of Old Knights of Old |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:03 AM Mr Red - do I take it that you also speak proper and know the mysteries of 'ent, kent, shent and w'unt. I always thought that Knights of Old was a great name. Bozeat. (Not how it looks). |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:08 AM Avoch via Milngavie. Giok [Och via Mullguy to you] |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Big Al Whittle Date: 23 Sep 04 - 05:07 PM surely there is no way back from such places........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Sep 04 - 05:46 PM Well you can always go to Mornington Crescent! Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 24 Sep 04 - 10:48 AM Thornton Junction |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Micca Date: 24 Sep 04 - 11:49 AM Tyndrum(Upper) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Sep 04 - 12:32 PM By Gunter Grass I presume Micca? Anyway it sounds painfull. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Micca Date: 24 Sep 04 - 12:38 PM Giok. Tynbrum Upper or Lower depends on whether you are going to Oban (via Connell Bridge) or Fort William, Mind you the Gunter Grass reference suggests Danzig (Gdansk) which would be a suitably bizarre change of direction to the game. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Sep 04 - 12:43 PM Potsdam Central anybody? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: ced2 Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:48 PM Rannoch Moor |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Leadfingers Date: 24 Sep 04 - 04:06 PM Rannock Moor ?? Bloody hell _- - - - Campbeltown |
Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent - just the ticket From: Leadfingers Date: 24 Sep 04 - 04:06 PM Where ever the Hell THAT is ! |