harriWattsband X Factor not

Subject: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 05:03 AM

harriWattsband will be performing/in attendance at the following fun factories:

Tuesday 14 September - Kingstown Radio - "1350 Khz AM" - 10.00am

Friday 24 September - Oddfellows Arms - Beverley

(special guest Super Ted on tambourine & comb)

TBC September - X Factor - ITV1 (repeated later on ITV2)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:14 AM

Have we got that 'X-factor'? Remember it's singing only unless we can disguise our instruments as doggies to keep Sharon happy.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 08:32 AM

Sharon stated she would like to inspect our instruments, then proceeded to discuss doggies and fashion.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 03:17 PM

Is Ozzie playing?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:09 PM

Any decapitated bats?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 05:07 AM

I say! The harri watts band on the wireless! My tambourine can be in attendance on the 24th. You puppies going to Otley on the 17th then?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 06:18 AM

On course again Otley weekend Tedward. I wish these people would consult before they decidididid the dates.....

Can you also bring comb and Izal bog paper on the 24th and play on "The WInd is Blowing My Way"?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:09 PM

Is SuperTed wanting to join the band? His dress sense will need to be brought into line and his other habbits tempered. Does he play flamenco style bass guitar?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM

Watts the "X Factor"? i neber heard of it, is it somethinhg like The Krypton Factor?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:17 PM

anyway=I wish they'd stop putting that green stuff in my curry, i don;t like it, i been working there 10 years, get my staff meal everyday, and say "no corryander, i don't like it", still put it in,
i'm sure there all bluddy thick!
either that, or there trying to piss me off.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:48 PM

Fresh 'erbs are good for you. Corihander helps break down the smell of garlic on one's breath and it's less painful than a cricket bat over your head.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:52 PM

Oh.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 10:50 AM

jOhn if you contact the Curry Ship Human Resource Department I feel sure they will have a Diversity and Inclusion Policy. Discuss the issue with your Diversity and Inclusion representative and inform them that you no longer want coriander including in your curry. Hopefully this will resolve the matter.

As a last resort you can contact the European Court of Human Rights or Withernsea. Good luck.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:14 AM

i think harriwatts band have the X-Factor

what with the sensuous vocals of HPB, and the flowing locks of Sttaw Legend, there is not a man nor woman who can resist

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:20 AM

harriWattsband are Rush in disguise

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 01:09 PM

harriwatts band were born long AFTER rush were playing! the fountain of youth runs through them, you cannot fool me

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 08:16 PM

We don't like to rush about. If we did we'd be famous by now. However, sensuous is a good desciption although 'highly intelligent' would have been better, thus attracting a different type of groupie.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 07:20 AM

"the fountain of youth runs through them"

That CD cover seems to be working a treat hpb.

s6k, have you got the strad yet?

Beast, have you had a Rush of blood from your last victim?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 08:14 AM

I wish...

The only flaw in my argument about harriWattsband being Rush is that there are only two of you and three of them

And your songs are shorter

And you are not Canadian

And you are older

But then, that's what disguise is all about isn't it?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 04:16 PM

We are classed as 'Mature Youngsters' who run out of words easily but can pose with the best of them with a mid-atlantic accent, and hete-sexual overtones cunningly disguised as musicians.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 03:23 AM

Well, we are on this morning, we get a free bacon butty or three!!

Tuesday 14 September - Kingstown Radio - "1350 Khz AM" - 10.00am - 12.00.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 03:38 AM

We will be wearing matching bow ties

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 12:08 PM

my mother heard you, as her garage plays kingstown radio.

would it be possible to hear the show again on the intra-web thing by any chance?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:12 AM

s6k we love your mother, don't know about the "intra-web thingy" will try and find out. They didn't supply bacon banjos this time!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,holly johnson
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:04 AM

I agree that CD cover makes you look like a couple of lovely young boys, who did it? I'd like him to work on the artwork for my next album cover.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:45 AM

We are hoping for a copy of the radio interview at some stage. We'd like to hear it ourselves just to confirm all of the rumours!

Oh yeh, we ARE loverly young boys!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:26 PM

harriWattsband

Friday 24 September - Oddfellows Arms - Beverley

special guests:
Chris on mandolin
Super Ted on tambourine & comb

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:29 PM

I been to Withrensea once, it was rubbish.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:35 PM

jOhn, there are many oddfellows in Withernsea, but we by far prefer the Oddfellows PUB in Beberlee

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 07:41 PM

One day Withernsea will be under water due to global warming, coastal errosion, connerbation (!) as it gets absorbed into the Nederlands or Germany and a backlash from the Spurn conservation society for allowing scotsmen to holiday there once a year (it's only protected on one side). Rubbish is probably too harsh a word as you can't blame the town, it's the people who live there that make it what it is.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:10 PM

still looking forward to harri watts next conciertos in hull, eg: the queers, the Camp, etc

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:10 PM

i meant lamp

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 01:24 AM

Wahts a Connerbation?
and Wahts the Sperm Conversation Society?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:51 AM

jOhn, the Sperm Conversation Society is when a group of people come together and talk about it.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 08:31 PM

And then conserve it. A bit like jam which can be referred to as conserve although it's usually red which may confuse. Confused conserve of Cottingham, or conserve the Cottingham confused. It's quite simple really although Jam is made all over the country. I know that Withernsea is being overlooked here but that's because it will soon be history anyway dependant on the severity of the waves whereas Cottingham is the biggest village in the world according to the current women's institute who, I'm assured, make gallons of sloppy, red jam or similar. I hope this clears things up. PS jam became really popular when CD's were introduced and were spread with the stuff to prove that they would still play. Unfortunately it never worked on the old style LP's and, to be honest, it was a stupid idea putting it on CD's as you could never get the CD drawer open again once it had set, meaning you had to listen to the same songs over and over again. jOhn, it's been nice talking to you.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 09:20 PM

oh.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 06:49 AM

thanks for clearing that up

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,Eric Buxton
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 09:37 AM

So this Friday it is then @ Oddfellows, you 2 owe me a pint

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 11:42 AM

ps harriWatts band do not live in Cottingham or Withernsea.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:18 PM

Do they live near Market Rasen Folk Club in Walesby?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:28 PM

Nice one Villan.

When is the Market Rasen Folk Club in Walesby?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:48 PM

They have raisons in Wales? That's incredible.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:55 PM

Every other Friday night. Next one is this Friday :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:59 PM

Would love to be there but we are playing at Oddfellows Arms in Beverley this Friday!

I feel sure we'll brave the whelks in the near future and come to Market Rasen Flok Club which is on alternate Fridays!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 01:12 AM

if your psychiatrist does manage to get you over your phobia concerning the Welks on the bridge,just let me know in enough time, and I will do my best to give you a 20 minute floorspot. :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: harpmaker
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:30 AM

Hello everybody, from me! As I have been offline for some months.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 11:59 AM

Hello John. At least you can verify our sanity to interested parties. Dear Villan, we appreciate the offer of 20 minutes but how two us us will stand and play on one spot will need to be explained. We have both watched with great interest the performance of the gymnasts at the recent olympics, especially the ladies, and are now ready for the challenge ahead.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:02 PM

Sorry about that Hand-Pulled Boy. We have a nice stage where you can stand, sit or lie down wherever you please. :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:11 PM

I flatly refuse to wear those leotards again it did nothing for my figure and the colour was atrocious.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:14 PM

Hello John-harpy hows it hanging.
What you upto in Whitby hasn't anyone told you the festival has finished?