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GUEST,Fred Maslan 17 Sep 04 - 06:19 PM
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GUEST,Crystal 17 Sep 04 - 06:55 PM
MaineDog 17 Sep 04 - 07:31 PM
Joybell 17 Sep 04 - 09:23 PM
Cats 18 Sep 04 - 05:24 AM
McGrath of Harlow 18 Sep 04 - 08:37 AM
Alaska Mike 18 Sep 04 - 10:18 AM
open mike 18 Sep 04 - 10:27 AM
Joybell 18 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM
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Liz the Squeak 20 Sep 04 - 02:39 AM
GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - Spokespirate 11 Dec 04 - 02:48 AM
Dave Hanson 11 Dec 04 - 04:32 AM
Eric the Viking 11 Dec 04 - 06:29 AM
GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate 11 Dec 04 - 06:41 AM
Eric the Viking 11 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM
GUEST,Roger the Pirate 11 Dec 04 - 08:07 AM
GUEST,Peg leg Pierce - SpokesPirate 11 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM
Eric the Viking 11 Dec 04 - 07:31 PM
Dead Horse 12 Dec 04 - 01:03 AM
Lady Hillary 12 Dec 04 - 01:08 AM
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Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Dec 04 - 04:00 AM
Dave Hanson 12 Dec 04 - 04:17 AM
Eric the Viking 12 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM
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Subject: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Fred Maslan
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 12:38 AM

Need a list of pirate songs for Sunday

Thanks

Fred Maslan


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,GUEST Londoner
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 11:43 AM

You'll need to tune your guitar to open C


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Subject: Lyr add: TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY
From: GUEST,ClaireBear
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 12:04 PM

Just found this goodie at www.talklikeapirate.com

What I was actually looking for was the "talk like a pirate filter" that you could run any song lyric through to convert it to pirate-speak. After all, it's talk LIKE a pirate day, not talk ABOUT pirates day.

Anyway, here's a song for ye:

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Words and Music Copyright 2003 by Tom Smith

Dedicated ta Cap'n Slappy an' Ol' Chumbucket, fer creatin' National Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th)

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade my computer for rum! ARRR!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price to pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho ....

- Anyone see my keys?
- Just off the coast o' Florida, matey! ARRR!

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Your ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"

Ye can't keep this fun to yourself, I bet,
So sing "Aye", "ARRR", and "Ayy", every man!
We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet,
But a damn good retirement plan! (raucous laughter)

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Whatever's in fashion is in for a thrashin'
And bein' polite is passe!
When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty
And let out a hearty YO HO!
And if this offends you, hold your breath as we sends
you
Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go!

- Where IS Davy Jones' Locker, anyway?
- Right near Monkee Island! Arr, aye, arr....

We'll tell every banker "Heave to and weigh anchor!"
Buy latte with pieces of eight
We'll fight to be chosen as cap'n or bosun
The loser, o' course, is worst mate!

When we hoist Jolly Roger the landlubbers dodge 'er,
We fill 'em with loathing and fear,
We'll plunder and pillage each city and village,
Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer!

- Ahoy, mateys! And Welcome ta "Iron Chef Pirate!"
Let's see the secret ingredient!
- Oh ho! There'll be some cutting-edge cuisine!

- "AWK! AWK!" - Hold still, Polly! I need this for me salad!
- Avast there, me bucko! Ye need CARROT shavings! CARROT!
- But Captain, I be on Atkins!
- Moron...

- And you! WHAT are ye doin' with that salmon?
- I'm grillin' it on a hunk o' cedar, what d'y'think?
- Ye CAN'T do that in a JAPANESE STIR-FRY, ye bilge rat!
- Oh HO! Ye never heard o' "wokkin' the plank"?

There ain't no computin' or morning commutin',
No "Parking Lot Full" signs for me,
No lawns ta be mowin' or bills to be owin',
I'm knowin' the pull of the sea.

The fresh salty brace of the wind on my face
Through hurricane, sunshine or squalls,
I'm keepin' my eyes on the distant horizon,
Verizon can hold all my calls!

To wear a red coat full o' buckles,
To earn a few duelling scars,
Well, at least we can get a few chuckles
By filling the office with ARRRs!

And maybe we'll never get closer,
Than watchin' 'em on the big screen,
So here's to old Errol and Depp as Jack Sparrow,
And every damn one in between!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
That time in September when sea dogs remember
That grown-ups still know how ta play!
When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy
And a soft-wear patch covers your eye,
Ta hell with our jobs, for one day we're all swabs
And buccaneers all till we die!

So hoist up the mainsails and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we're havin' a party,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Yo Ho!

(Visit Tom Smith's Web site here to buy a copy of this song - and more great filk!)


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 02:29 PM

Maybe BS could become PS for the occasion. ("Pirate Speech", as any honest cut-throat would tell you, as he sliced up your gizzerds).


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 02:33 PM

Well - what about Buccaneer Speech.

"BS" is such a versitile acronym


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Gorgeous Gary
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 02:46 PM

So of course the MD Renaissance Festival's Pirate Weekend is **next** weekend...someone forgot to check the calendar! 8-)

-- Gary


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Fred Maslan
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 06:19 PM

Thanks Claire, now I've got Barges, You can't be a pirate with all of your parts, The last Saskatchewan Pirate and A pirates life(from Monkey Island)


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 06:25 PM

Here's the result's page of a search through the DT (DigiTrad database of songs) with "pirate" as the keyword: click here

Whoops, that didn't work, well just type in "@pirate" without the quotation marks in the search box and hit GO; it'll get ya there, too.:-)


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Crystal
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 06:55 PM

What about Barretts Priveteers?
That is suitibly piratey


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: MaineDog
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:31 PM

In order to speak like a pirate, you need to learn the pirates' alphabet:

A is for AAARRRRR
B is for beer
C : see if there is any more beer
D : de dawg needs a beer
E : 'e needs a beer
F : fer Gawd's sake gimme beer
G : gee, I need a beer
H : how about some beer?
I : I need a beer
J : just now a beer would be great
K : Kan I have a beer"?
L : let's all have some beer
M : more beer!
N : no more beer ??!??
O : open some beer
P : what you do when you have too much beer
Q : Quick, get some beer
R : AAAARRRRR!
S : Sh--, I need beer
T : Tell the waiter we need beer
U : you need a beer?
V : Ve all need beer!
W : Would you like a beer?
X : Xcuse me (see P)
Y : Y not have more beer?
Z : Zee beer is good --

heard at a ceilidh where pirates were present

MD


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Joybell
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 09:23 PM

We've got an evil old parrot for hire. (cockatoo actually). Would look good on a pirate. He swears and all. Dances and sings! Bites too. Pure badness. Joy


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Cats
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 05:24 AM

Does anyone have the Pirate Training Day Sketch from the Multi Million Pound Radio Show? And don't forget, Pirates always speaks in the present tense...!!!!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:37 AM

We've an evil old parrot for hire,
Amy pirate might greatly desire.
He swears and he bites,
And he dances and fights
And he sings like a bird in a choir.


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 10:18 AM

Did anyone ever notice that the pirate was always missing the eye on the same side that the parrot sat?


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: open mike
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 10:27 AM

there is really no need to start a new thread about this...
we currently have two going in the b.s. section...
search the threads and find them, you scurvy bilge rats!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Joybell
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM

McGrath, I loves it!! I'll go out and sing it for Spunky (we didn't give him his name or it would have been Long John Silver or something).
.....time lapse...
Yep! he likes it too. Gave (sorry) gives a deep bow and says, "Silly old Bugger!" He's up in a gum tree at the front barking at cars.

Mike, that's very true. I reckon parrot-decorated pirates have all their toes missing too. That is if their parrot is a cockatoo.

We plan to take over the whole of Mucat by Sunday, open mike! Can never have too many pirate threads.


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Joybell
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:23 PM

Avast! Shiver me timberrrrrs! It's Sunday here already! arrr!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:31 AM

A vast behind!!! Morning, me hearties!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dani
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 09:36 AM

'ave ye seen the new pirate movie, mates?

I wanted to take my little buccaneers, but it's rated AAARRRRR!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Snuffy
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:26 PM

If it's rated AAARRRR you should keep your buccaneers closed but your buccaneyes open!


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:43 PM

So it's halloween, and me wench opens the port to a wee trick-or-treater in a pirate outfit, and says (very cleverly), "Oh, a pirate", and the kid says, "arrr, yes, I'm a pirate CAPTAIN!", to which she replies, "well, where are your buccaneers?". The kid grins and say, "under my buccan hat".


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:44 PM

An' there once was a pirate named Gates,
Who used to do battle on skates,
But 'e fell on 'is cutlass,
Which rended 'im nutless,
An' pratically useless on dates!

Arghhh!
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: natonaal speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:39 AM

Arr, bugggerrrrrrrrrrrrr it, I be garn an missed it, arrrrrrrrrrr.... mind you, in the early hours I was actually saying arrrrrrrrrrrr, but down the big white telephone, prefixed by huuuugh.

Can I be early for next yearrrrrrrrrrr?

LTS


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - Spokespirate
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 02:48 AM

When we beat the elves in the Boxing Day winner-takes-all-the-Holidays football Match..EVERY DAY WILL BE NATIONAL/INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

And...Christmas will be twice a year. Those are our Campaign promises along with Beer for every man, baubles for every good looking wench.

We're gonna hand those elves their pointy little heads on a platter. They better not cheat, those sneaky elves. They did last time we played for who gets to take over the holidays. Now we want revenge AND CHRISTMAS.

Match begins 12:01 AM at The South Pole...not the geographic South Pole mind you, but the MAGNETIC South Pole. It would be just like those Elves to claim we didn't specify. The rotters.

Cutie Hot toes my arse.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 04:32 AM

Arrr Jim lad, were t'you put sand in the vaseline.

OY where's yer buccaneers,

On the side of me buccin 'ead.

eric


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 06:29 AM

Avarst lubbers. Can ye hang the eleves from't yardarm? Or shallee make em walk the plank? Send em down to Davy Jones cut up into peices o eight. Damm their eyes!!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 06:41 AM

Arr..that's thee Ideear, Matee. We plan to beat them soundly at Football, tie them elves up..force 'em down the plank right into the cold, cruel Sea, yes we shall.

Or...

Perhaps we''ll merely dip 'em in the cold, cruel Sea and then leave 'em at the Magnetic South Pole to form hundreds of pathetic little Elf-sicles.

Har..har..aarrr!
>cough<
>spit<
Arrh!

Then WE run Christmas from here on in. No Creches. No silly little useless gifts. Just Beer, rum & whiskey. Maybe a pearl or two for the girls. It'll be sweet boys. Baudy carols to sing, lots of wassail and NO giving to charities.

Join the team! Ol' Keith has the sign up list.

Peg Leg Pierce
International SpokesPirate
ChairPirate of the 2004 Beat The Elves Committee


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM

I hope there'll be buggery on board cap'n. I like to roger the cabin boy,I've seen seaman stains,and master Bates but I've never been in bed with the capn's daughter.I likes a good dose o the cat. Rum and whiskey makes ye frisky, but beer makes ye queer. If we wins, can we go pillaging and a raping o sheep?Arrgh!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Roger the Pirate
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 08:07 AM

Arrr me hearties, avast behind and all that buccaneering, there's nothing quite like a bit of rum, bum and concertina to bring a flush to the old cheeks.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Peg leg Pierce - SpokesPirate
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

ARrrrhh Maties, me thinks Eric O'Red needs to be tied up Hisownself and dunked in The Cold, Cruel Sea whatfor ta relieve his ill mind!

We Pirates have reputations for enthusiastic wenchin' to uphold and in he walks with all this buggery talk. I supose we might jess let 'im have at those dastardly and disgusting Elves but then they might not agree to handle the Proposed Christmas In July Gift-shifts. What's the point of winning the football match if we can't force the Elves at swords point to do the grunt-work fer us, eh?

I for one plan to be working on my Tan and my hangovers in July...not carving toys and stringing beads. I'll get to THAT when it's too cold n'blustery for sailing the high seas and pillaging unsuspecting millonaire yacht enthusiats attempting to solo 'round the world.


Ah, well, ye never knows bout them elves..they might fancy a night in the hold with ol' Eric O'Red! Perverted little galoots they be.

Peg Leg Pierce, Spokes-Pirate & Cochair of the 2004 Get them Elves Committee.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 07:31 PM

Black spot n plague upon ye! I'm not Eric o red, but Eric the viking. Us Viking were the original raiders and pirates.Afeared all round the northern shores. And elves is well known for their perverted ways! Why do ye think some folk call em fairies?-they all dwell in the dark forests far away from the swelling sea.

If this is what ye thinks, "ARrrrhh Maties, me thinks Eric O'Red needs to be tied up Hisownself and dunked in The Cold, Cruel Sea whatfor ta relieve his ill mind!", then I'm all for it. I'll sail out one dark night disguised as a helpless sheep and lay in wait for eric O red to sail by. Once caught we'll maroon him on a deserted island with just a sheep and a sheep dog!

me, I'm orf for a bit o rape in me bunk, then I'll run up the black flag!Pox n cusses upon ordinary folk.

Belch

spit


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dead Horse
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 01:03 AM

I 'as a sheep dog, an' e's black. I calls 'im Spot.
So unless e 'as a particalar likin' ta getting the Black Spot, then ye leaves my sheep alone, ya skilly livered bunch of no good privateerin' barge wreckers. I be gonna set me dog on yers, see if I dont!
Pickin' on poor 'elpless wee folks. I hopes ye get Dutch Elem in yer pegs, ta boot! Now sling yer 'ooks, the pair of yers, afore the sea witches take e.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Lady Hillary
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 01:08 AM

That should be "Takes 'e."


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,spqrbird
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 03:34 AM

Senatus Populusque Romanus a robin belongs to no nation it sails for its own purposes borrowing to be returned after a watery death plunder no what a horrible word tis mearly a negotiation to which one party has a sword to thier throats think of them as janitors of the sea cleaning up, cleansing the sea of her unworthy trespasser's.
They are merely the gaurdians of darwin. So we would honor these great sea goons with a day were we would speak like them?! I say we dress up like pirates and attack our enemies! whomever your enemy may be* I for one would like to keel haul pauly shore. Whos with me? NYyaargghh! sigh...if only


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 04:00 AM

i think speaking like a pirate is stupid, and i'm not going to do it.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 04:17 AM

AHHrrrrr jOhn lad, just wait till it be your turn in the apple barrel.

Blast your eyes, eric


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

So, Sir jOhn from Hull, ye wants to cross cutlasses with me do e ? Tis a brave mistake yer makin. As the crow flies, ye ain't so far away that alf a days sailing with the wind at me back will draw me clozer to yer port where I can bring me main guns to bear on ye. If ye've a sense o survival ye'd better scupper that curry ship o yourz an take flight ye scurvy dog.Arrgh

eric o the red, tiz a courting with danger ye are tryin t put a pirate curse on me

Lady Hilary, ye'd not be the first wench to feel the lash afore ye woz given to the crew for their spot o pleasure, remember some o them ain't seen a fine looking sheep for quite a while lady. Creckting a pirate fer the way e speaks is unheard of on all the seven seas. Yer noble blood won't save e, but ye'll mine a fine ransom I'll be bound. Even if ye's a bit used goods after we've done with ye. Arghh

Dead 'orse, ye be shark bait


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - Inertnational SpoksesPirate
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

Don't that Drat Sir John O'Hull reside in one of them silly Channel Boats? Weez could tech 'im a right lesson iffin we all hopped aboard a dingy..rowed up to Hill and sank 'im without ceremony. No need to cross sowrds, jess poke a hole in Hull's hull..so ter speak. Harrr harr har.

The enemies of Priates THIS Yuletide time are ELVES...nasty, snivling..CUTE Elves they be, with silly names like Hopsy Baby Curls and Frolic Toes Twinkle.

They're evangelizing via some dastardly christmastime site encouragin' the masses to plunk in thur names and then it does spit out a VILE Elf name. Woe is the world, says I. Tis an Evil Elf plot. They must be stopped.

Pirates unite against the Elves before it's too late and all the world has cute elf names!

Peg Leg Pierce
Co-chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee

P.S. Apologies t' Eric O'Red...never meant to suggest he was as vile as Eric O'Viking..baby buggerer, sheep buggerer and Sheep-dog Buggerer. Even >I< won't sail with Eric O'Viking and that's sayin' something.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:49 AM

AHHRRR Peg Leg, vikings baint pirates anyway, so 'e be a scurvy dog old Eric the Viking.

Avast there shipmates, eric the red


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM

Arrgh! Today's Monday, so knock off yer palaver, ye dogs!

And be therr no poirates without the accent o' the West Countree?


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,One-eyed Dick
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM

this thread is patronising and offensive to Pirates..
None of us talk like that anymore.
We are well educated and civilized people,
and as of recent years almost all of us
now have high level management careers
in major banks and insurance & mortgage companies.

please stop now before you cause us any more distress;
and find yourselves waking up one morning soon
with your throats cut..


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:07 PM

Thart woz well said Peg leg Pierce. I wouldn'ts sail wi miself if'n I ad a choize. "Baby buggerer" now ye've given me a idea, I allays likes ter try something new fer the season of badwill to all men, wimin and sheeps, so keep a weather eye on yer kids. I mite comes down yer chimenies dressed as an elf and board yer babies. So sez I.

If'n I baint be a pirate eric o red, pray tells I what I be? Us Vikings sailed the irish main, the spanish main (long before them spanish dogs called it so) and even up the east coast main. What be's I then? No scurvey dog I. I eats fruit wiv me meat and grog. A bit o sliced liver wiv a fresh horange from the cariabean. Be cafeful matey, I mites slice yers out n chew on it like a bit of old gristle afore I spits it into the briney! Arrgh.

Now, then one eye duck, I turns to ye n sez no matter what sort o cap'n ye be, even one of hindustry, ye still steals, robs and yer hoity toity talk won't change ye. So beware if'n ye've turned traitor then the black spot'l be placed into yer palm one day. Then ye'll know to be afeared!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:14 PM

Yarr! And when be National Speak Like Sir jOhn from Hull Day?


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 04:10 PM

eni dai u wint it two bee.eeez as good as feed fer the fishes when we sails up the umber at igh warter.Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh (sorry for the long aaaargh-stubbed me toe on me spare ook)


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 05:25 PM

What no Master Bates and Seaman Staines?- this ain't no real pirate thread!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 06:42 PM

Linda Kelly;(relation to Ned I'll be bound)ye didn't read the earlier treasure map o pirate speak wench, and ye who sings songs o the sea, like a siren luring us poor doomed souls to Davy Jones locker on the rocks hidden in the dark mists that swirl around    and muffle the sound of the waves a crashing. Them joke lines 'as bin 'ere before, see this 'ere date n time afore ye casts nasturtians upon us sea farers; 11 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM. There it be in black an white like an arrow pointing to Flint's treasure. Unless yo'self is awaiting a raid up the umber to be carried away and pleasured by the crew! But I warns ye, they be a scurvy lot with pox n puss, pimples n boils, rough 'ands on a lady such as yerself!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 06:57 PM

oh bugger-that's me keelhauled then!


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dead Horse
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:23 PM

Which will it be, lass? Buggerin or keelhaulin. We as ta know soon, like, as we have ta scrape the barnacles off. Comes to think on it, we has ta scrape the barnacles off either way.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM

AAAaarrrggghhhh, shiver me timbers, scuppered again by a viking,aahhhrrrrgggg could 'ave been worse, 'e could a
'ave buggered me.

eric


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:25 AM

Hello Mr Horne, my name's Sandy, and this is my friend Julian.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: Dead Horse
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM

How nice to barda your jolly old eke.


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:20 AM

Bona paloma! The thread was getting tired I suppose it could be said to have run off its lallies!
Where is this thread trolling to now?


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Guest : Elvish raider
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:25 AM

Left hand down a bit - steady as she goes..... round the Horn(e) ?

(BTW - shouldn't it be VADA your DOLLY old eke?)

Aaaaargh......


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - SpokesPirate
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

Arrh..See, thems stinkin' Elves are up ta their ol' tricks agin', pretendin' to likes to sail when weez all knows they hates the water. Roundin' the horn my arse. Theyz couldn't gets out outta harbour w/out sinkin', such lousy sailors is they.

Yooz all jess wait 'til Boxing Day when we Pirates thrash 'em good on the Football field at the Magnetic South Pole. When weez tru wit dem elves, Eric O'Viking is gon ta 'ave at them silly coaches of theirs, Kylie Minoque & Celine Deline. He'll teach them wwenches to warble a tune, he will.

HArrh Dee Harrrh harrrh.

We''l take over Christmas ifffin its da last thing thing we do!

Peg Leg Peirce
Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee


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Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
From: GUEST,Walden
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:59 AM

The Pirate's Alphabet
A - "A Beer"
B - "Beer"
C - "Tis what ya sails on"
D - "D Beer"
E - "E needs a Beer"
F - "F I only had a Beer"
G - "G I wish I had a Beer"
H - "H and everyone of U needs a Beer"
I - "I need a Beer"
J - "He poars the Beer"
K - "Jays Wife"
L - "Where U go when U die"
M - "Give M a Beer"
N - "Give M n M a Beer"
O - "O F I only had a Beer"
P - "Tis what U do after Drinking Beer"
Q - "Tis what U wait in when U need to go P"
R - "RRRrrrr a Pirates favorite word"
S - "S.. S is what ya fall on after having too many Beers"
T - "T... No thanks I'd rather have Beer"
or "The Reason we beat the Brits"
U - "U need a Beer"
V - "V need the Beer"
W - "U n U need a Beer"
X - "J's X-wife"
Y - "Y don't U have a Beer?"
Z - "Z Beer tis French"


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Subject: RE: Songs for national speak like a pirate day
From: open mike
Date: 19 Sep 10 - 10:13 PM

well, did you talk like a pirate today?
or sing like a pirate?


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Subject: RE: Songs for national speak like a pirate day
From: open mike
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 11:46 AM

arrrrgh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdNRPmCv9s


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Subject: RE: Songs for International Talk Like a Pirate Day
From: ClaireBear
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 12:49 PM

Aargh!


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Subject: International Talk Like A Pirate Day
From: Genie
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 01:36 PM

What does an octogenarian pirate say?


If you can't guess, the answer is at the beginning of this video:

"Grandma's A Pirate" (Zeke Hoskin and Flip Breskin)


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Subject: Songs for international talk like a pirate day
From: Genie
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 01:42 PM

Talk Like A Pirate Day Song


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