Subject: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:53 AM jOhn's been moaning about all the Kerry threads. Other people have been moaning about all the Hull threads. We need to determine who is actually more popular on Mudcat, Kerry or jOhn from Hull...jOhn from Hull or Kerry? Then we can ban the less popular one and save bandwidth. What say? I don't want to influence the voting process unduly, so I will not reveal my vote at this time... :-) Get out there and vote, Mudcat!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:54 AM jOhn of course, he is not as UGLY as Kerry either. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Cluin Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:57 AM I'm not making up my mind until after the John Kerry - jOhn from Hull debate. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,TIA Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:00 PM I'm not sure...help me out here before I vote. Kerry looks lke a horse, Bush looks like a turtle - what DOES jOhn look like? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:09 PM I've been wondering about that too, TIA. The mental picture I have of jOhn from Hull is pretty disturbing. I picture a tall, bearded, unkempt individual with a mad gleam in his eyes, his clothes disheveled and dirty, his fingers stained with nicotine and detritus. I picture him shambling down the seamier streets of Hull giving the eye to washerwomen and uttering incoherent outbursts at passersby. I picture him advancing ominously into seedy pubs, as the patrons shrink back, assaulting people who are foolish enough to ask him for a cigarette, and demanding "Whisky!" in thunderous tones which brook no opposition. I picture him cackling insanely as he types the word "rubbish" for the 6 millionth time on his computer keyboard in his noxious hovel of a flat. All this may, however, be entirely innacurate. He may look like a nice little respectable clerical chap. An accountant or something like that. Who can say? (By God, Bush DOES look like a turtle!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: curmudgeon Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:14 PM Lets have a picture of jOhn on the members photo page before voting. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:15 PM John gets my vote. Four More Beers ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: pdq Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:16 PM I voted for jOhn before I voted for Kerry. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Amos Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:32 PM JoHn Kerry is the MAN. JoHn from hUll is the MOAN. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ellenpoly Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM No contest. jOhn for Prime Minister. It's only a shame he ISN'T American! ..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM John from Hull (Second picture from top- middle person, and bottom picture.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: PoppaGator Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM Either one fulfills *my* primary criterion, "Anybody But Bush." jOhn would probably be more fun and more unpredictable, so I'll give him the nod. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: MMario Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:42 PM definately j0hn |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Augie Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM Where do I get a lawn sign for j0hn? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ellenpoly Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:49 PM Takes a while to download all of these, but worth a look. Now I'm SURE I'd vote for jOhn..xx..e http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=3332&display=photoshop |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM Are we SURE thats jOhn?...he's SMILING..... ...& no, I wouldnt know, never met the fella! (there are 350,000 people in Hull...& a lot of hats & beards in that lot!) But H*ll, even so, I'll vote for him, just on principle.... Good thread, LH....*G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM Oh, man, Ellenpoly. Now I just want to go wash my brain out with soap. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:04 PM Oooops..& I really should have said SIR jOhn! Hmmm...does that mean we shouldnt be voting anyway, but that he should sit in the House of Lords as His Right? ...& Ellenpolly, those pics are just all kinds of wrong.....*L* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Georgiansilver Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:30 PM You still haven't seen a pic of jOhn.....evasive or what...come on jOhn,picture on! for the uninitiated. Best wishes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:33 PM Well, he's jollier looking than I would have expected. jOhn from Hull in a definite lead, but the night is young! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:52 PM *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: CarolC Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:01 PM My 01 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM post to this thread should not be construed as a vote in favor of John from Hull. In this election, I'm voting for Santa Clause. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Paul from Hull Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:31 PM Duly Noted, CarolC *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:36 PM jOhn from 'ull. He makes more sense than Kerry AND Bush combined. Funny, he doesn't look 93. Has the typical grin of a cat lover. Delicious says he. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:40 PM I figure it like this: jOhn would start an "Is Iraq Rubbish" thread (in one of its variant spellings--all original) and by the time the thread was done so too would all interest in the geographical location of Iraq be done, and hence, peace would reign. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM What a disappointment! The picture makes jOhn look just like a human being! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Blowzabella Date: 01 Oct 04 - 05:47 PM jOhn gets my vote - no contest. (How can it be a shame he isn't American? If he was American he couldn't be jOhn from Hull - or is there a Hull in America?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:04 PM Hull, Alabama Hull, Georgia Hull, Illinois Hull, Iowa Hull, Marathon County, Wisconsin Hull, Massachusetts Hull, Portage County, Wisconsin |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Bill D Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:05 PM Hull |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Bill D Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:08 PM I suppose there are already LOTS of Johns ...but few j0hns... here. I'll vote for Kerry for pres., and j0hn for cultural attaché |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:09 PM * Hull, Florida * Hull, Massachusetts * Hull, Minnesota * Hull, North Dakota * Hull, Ohio * Hull, Texas |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Peace Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:10 PM jOhn, when you decide where you'll move to, let us know and we'll warn 'em, OK? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Big Al Whittle Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:32 PM jOhn has better jokes than Kerry. Kerry has that cryogenic look about him , and his jokes were crap on letterman. The thing that really works for Kerry is that he hasn't started any wars and that people like Martin Gibson who go about being nasty to everyone don't like him. At least Blair made some sort of apology for this last war. It's inadequate when you consider what a terrible thing war is. Bush keeps banging on that the world's a safer place - not for those people who are dead its not. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: pdq Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:33 PM Hull, Abaloo? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:04 PM Three hours to go, and jOhn is way ahead! Does Kerry still have a chance? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Georgiansilver Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:11 PM The pictures you thought were jOhn were NOT jOhn. You have been misled folks. Best wishes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:15 PM i vote jOhn is the best, he shud be pressident |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM It's not clear to me what we are voting on... If it is whether I've found the us pres. election, etc. threads more interesting than the rubbish, etc. threads then Kerry gets my vote. If we are voting for an intelligent person with integrity and decency, or for the person I'd prefer to have a drink with, or for US president then John From Hull gets my vote. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,milk monitor Date: 01 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM jOhn off course. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Ron Davies Date: 01 Oct 04 - 10:07 PM Can we get a proviso that jOhn only takes over after November, just as Kerry will only take over from Bush in January 2005? On the long term, there's no question--jOhn is the one--hope he has a lot more than "'4 More Years" as ruler of the Mudcat threads! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 01 Oct 04 - 10:34 PM The choice is easy, Sir jOhn from'Ull for World Leader. Then he can tell any president or prime minister that they are crap! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 02 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM Did "Herman Munster" Kerry ever start a folk club?? Did jOhn serve in Vietnam? Horses for courses. RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:30 AM Sir jOhn wins hands down - we know all Sir jOhns secrets but we dont know Kerrys beware! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: jacqui.c Date: 02 Oct 04 - 07:37 AM jOhn for sure. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:45 AM My vote goes to John from Kerry (We must have one, surely!) :D |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Chris Green Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:49 AM Having just read the "Dead People in Freezers" thread, I would unhesitatingly vote for sir jOhn from hull. I've often felt that Kerry is unduly ambivalent about the whole area of cryogenics. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: ThreeSheds Date: 02 Oct 04 - 09:37 AM I'd like to know how jOhn stands on hamsters |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Chris Green Date: 02 Oct 04 - 09:44 AM With hob-nailed boots? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Blowzabella Date: 02 Oct 04 - 10:19 AM And in terms of knowing your opponent, Kerry doesn't know as much about jOhn as jOhn does about curry!!! (In fact jOhn from Hull is possibly more popular than curry, never mind Kerry!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Cull the Bull from Hull Date: 02 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM There is Slur jOhn9 from Hull And there is Les from Hull PLEASE, No Mor(e) from Hull Just kidding. jOhn is better looking than Kerry or Bush and definitely sMarter than (a) Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM Well, it's official. No recount required. jOhn from Hull is more popular on Mudcat than Kerry. This is despite the howls of a few Kerry-loving, jOhn-hating individuals who seem to comprise a very small but vociferous minority here. Bush is, of course, less popular than either jOhn from Hull OR Kerry, but we all knew that. It's an undeniable fact that jOhn from Hull has won this Mudcat election. Now live with it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:36 PM I consider this a Straw Poll...it just sucks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:38 PM Ah...there's one them now. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:41 PM Okay Little Gawk (jOhn9's name for you) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM Here is a photo of me= Click Here |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM Click Here [photo of Sir jOhn from Ull |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Strollin' Johnny Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM Looks as though that one was taken when you were much older jOhn! :0) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:32 AM Surely that's Dubya doing an impression of jOhn doing an impression of a freshly landed cod. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:23 AM That cant be you jOhn you haven't got your hat on. Millinery the true path. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST,Partridge Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:25 AM No contest, jOhn gets my vote pat x |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:37 AM My God, what a horrifying visage! He looks even more depraved and dissolute than I had expected. There is shockingly little mention of jOhn from Hull on CNN today, and I think that picture may have something to do with it. I am beginning to think that Kerry will edge him out in the polls. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Wyrd Sister Date: 02 Nov 04 - 02:24 PM Sir jOhn, does posting a pic mean you have accepted the nomination? I think we should be told. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dead Horse Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:37 AM I got my ballot paper stuck in the CD drawer. Must've been the spilled curry & bears on it. P.S. I aint tellin who got my vote, it's secret9 |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:49 AM forget about kerry and bush, what about j0hn from hull or arnold schwarzenegger? schwarzenegger has said he wants to be pressident, and j0hn from hull is also a worthy contender, for precident. I VOTE j0hn FROM HULL, HE WOULD BE BETTER PRESCIDENT THAN ANYONE ELSE, AND WOULD GET FREE CURRIES AS WELL. vote j0hn, or the hull posse will be round to sawt you art |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:07 AM j0hn, is that you posting on s6k's computer? *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:41 AM Quote=That not you, you not weering hat etc" I took hat off for photo, passport form say, "no hat allowed to wearing in photo". |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: GUEST Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:51 AM s6k, is that you posting on j0hn's computer? *G* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM Guest-Is that you writing on Guests computer? g |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM Ps=Anyway, i havent got a computer, so waht you on about then? stupif! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: muppett Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:39 AM JOHN FROM ULL GETS MY VOTE, see yer next month |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Dead Horse Date: 03 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM If you havent got a computer, jOhn, you cant vote, as that would make you illiterate. I am sure Clinton would loan you his lap-top for a few bears. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: s6k Date: 03 Nov 04 - 12:43 PM IF I CANNOT VOTE FOR JOHN FROM HULL THEN I VOTE CLINTON |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM Yep, dpont forget that Mr Muppet is doing a jig in hull, next munth, see thread= Muppet in Hull. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kerry or jOhn from Hull more popular? From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM jOhn, I suggest that you marry Hillary Clinton. Then you have a shot at becoming the "First Gentleman" or something like that... |