Subject: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: GUEST,Vinnie Date: 04 Oct 04 - 07:57 PM Hi All, I'm getting married in Ireland soon and was looking for a comic song on a wedding theme to sing on the night, any ideas?? Thanks Vinnie |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Joybell Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:10 PM Well there's a couple of "Fatal Wedding" songs here in the database. Depends on what you regard as funny. The Chad Morgan one is pretty extreme. Should go down a treat if you like black humour. Good luck. Joy |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Bernard Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:26 PM Side By Side parody... I changed the words when I couldn't remember it, so this isn't the original... We got married on Friday And I really thought it was my day Till we went to our room The new Bride and Groom Side by side. We got ready for bed, then And I nearly dropped dead When her leg and her hair She laid on a chair Side by side. Her glass eye was followed Closely by her teeth When she took off her Playtex Longline There was nothing underneath! I was really downhearted From most of my wife I'd been parted So I slept on the chair Cos there was more of her there! Side by side. It fits the tune loosely... ;o) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Gurney Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:20 AM Be careful. I once told the old joke at a reception, you know, the one about the Mexican newlyweds and the burro, "I'm a-telling you once..." and the bride never spoke to me again. It is a romantic and memorable day to the gentle sex. What strikes guys as funny may not be seen that way by your new wife on THAT occasion. Sing a love song, it will go down better. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Snuffy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:51 AM Mary Mack The Drummer & the Cook Whirly Whorl (Maids when you're young) Never Wed an Old Man Lots of versions of the dismembered bride family etc. etc |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Bernard Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:58 AM Don't forget Leon Rosselson's 'Don't Get Married, Girls'!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:16 AM There's a wonderful song from Lancashire a sort of sung toast to the newlyweds, done I think by Harry Boardman. It's on an LP called Deep Lancashire. Giok |
Subject: Lyr Add: GETTIN' WED (C A Clarke, Harry Boardman) From: GUEST,LFF at Work Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:39 AM That'll be this one, Giok GETTIN' WED (Words C A Clarke; tune Harry Boardman) It corn't be helped, it corn't be stopped When aw is done an' said Whatever comes whatever goes Young folks keep gettin' wed Owd folk may kindly caution 'em An' marriage woes proclaim But young uns taks no heed of 'em They just get wed awt' same Young chaps feel lonely by theirsels So does young women too Therefore they go and tee theirsels In knots they corn't undo. But stil I wish aw happiness On' mony a sunny way To th'gradely lad an' bonny lass That's reached their weddin' day. Let each ha' t'other's confidence An' may they never clem; May they allus trust each other E'en if t'grocer weren't trust them May aw their life be good an' sweet One endless towfymoon No fawin' out - especially if They're up in a balloon Here's joy to 'em, here's luck to 'em At booard an' at bed May they never know that they are born Still less that they are wed And so I end this jolly rhyme In a wish we all may share - Th' best of health, an enoof o' wealth To th' newly married pair. The sleeve notes on the Deep Lancashire LP say: This wry congratulatory song was written by Allen Clarke, who wrote under various pen-names such as Speedwell, Capanbells, etc., but who was more popularly known as 'Teddy Ashton'. Clarke was born at Bolton in 1863. The son of cotton operatives, he founded 'Labour Light', the first Labour paper in Lancashire (1891). He also founded at various times @Bolton Trotter', 'Cotton Factory Times' and 'Teddy Ashton's Journal' (1896). Although Allen Clarke was a serious political writer, he made time to write many humorous sketches and poems. 'Gettin' Wed' is not only typical Teddy Ashton, but typical straight-faced Lancashire Humour. The tune adapted by Harry Boardman. LFF (Who can't remember which bit of the internet he lifted this from) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Steve Parkes Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:48 AM There's always Spike Jones' take-off of I went to your wedding ... but if you want to stay friends with everyone, maybe it's better to avoid it. Steve |
Subject: Lyr Add: I WISH I WAS SINGLE AGAIN From: Skipjack K8 Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:53 AM How about I WISH I WAS SINGLE AGAIN When I was single, Oh then, Oh then, When I was single, Oh then, When I was single, My money did jingle, I wish I was single again, again, I wish I was single again. I married me a wife, Oh then, Oh then, I married me a wife, Oh then, I married me a wife, She's the plague of my LIfe, And I wished I was single again, again, I wished I was single again. My wife she died, Oh then, Oh then, My wife she died, Oh then, My wife she died, I laughed and I cried, To think I was single again, again, To think I was single again. I married another, Oh then, Oh then, I married another, Oh then, I married another, The devil's grandmother, And I wished I was single again, again, I wished I was single again. Good luck with the wedding, anyway! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Leadfingers Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:10 AM Skipjack beat me to it with 'I Wish I was Married Again' BUT I will add the penultimate verse -- :- I went to her wake , Oh Then I went to her wake , Oh then I went to her wake , But not for her sake But to view the young women again . And as I have said in the past ,the Folkie crowd round here reckon a couple arent properly wed unless the Copper Family's Wedding Song has been sung for them . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM For a short one, there's Abe Burrow's: "Oh how we danced on the night we were wed I needed a wife like a hole in the head." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: vectis Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:28 PM "The Wedding Song" from the singing of the Copper Family is always a good bet. Gentle humour and a happy ending. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Deckman Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:33 PM Some years ago I heard a little ditty. I can't remember much of it, it went something like this: "Why should I marry, Are there no steeples, tall buildings to jump from, Why should I marry, when I'd rather be dead ...." Hopefully someone else can supply the song. CHEERS, Bob |
Subject: Lyr Add: FLYING SAUCERS From: GUEST,reggie miles Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:43 PM "Flying Saucers", from an old 78rpm that I've now lost track of, around here somewhere.... What do alien space craft have to do with marital bliss? Well, I'm glad you asked. Oh our marriage used to be Like the sweetest harmony Everything was peachy from the start But like a rocket to the moon It was over much too soon The day she my head, she broke my heart (chorus) OOWWW! Flying from the hands of my wife Flying saucers, flying saucers Are breaking up my happy wedding life Last night I sure was blissed When she threw a plate and missed I cried this is goodbye to our romance But she pleaded as she said Though that plate just missed your head I'm your wife and I deserve a second chance (chorus) So to science I declare For those saucers in the air Yu don't have to look to Jupiter or Mars You can solve this mystery Just find a woman who is free Marry her and you will be soon be seeing stars (chorus) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:38 PM This was one of my favourites from when my age was in single digits... I used to love the sound effects of breaking crockery. |
Subject: Lyr Add: BLOOD WEDDING (from Oysterband) From: Cluin Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:49 PM Blood Wedding by Oysterband "Do you take this woman?" I said, "Yes, I do I love her like crazy and I think she loves me too But we'll do without the family, if it's all the same to you" Happy ever after... Your mother is a flake: my father's full of shite Your sister says you married me in white just for spite Well a party's not a party `til it ends up in a fight Happy ever after... (chorus) There was my lot, your lot, and us two in between Please, God, this is the last time I get married Please, God, this is the last time I get married My brother's never short of any substance to abuse There's rum and glue and Thunderbird and wizz and Special Brew And any minute, now he'll show us ALL of his tattoos Happy ever after... The nephews are obnoxious; the nieces are too tall There's a dozen drunken uncles pissing up against the wall And Granddad is still grinning, but there's no one home at all Happy ever after... (chorus) (bridge) For richer or poorer, for better or for worse Now we are married: a blessing or a curse Kiss me and don't forget What you see is what you get (break) And the best man is the worst man; the best man is a beast He's underneath the table with the sister of the priest And the way he's going at it, she is probably deceased Happy ever after... Granny's on the brandy and getting bleary-eyed One of your old boyfriends wants to talk to me outside Now someone's pulled the bridesmaid; has anyone seen the bride? Happy ever after... (chorus) la da da da da.... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: GUEST Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:25 PM What is the joke about "the Mexican newlyweds and the burro"?????? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Clinton Hammond Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:33 PM It's not necessarily about weddings, John Prines "In Spite Of Ourselves" is a great relationship song... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: 42 Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM Canadian Stringband alumnus Bob Bossin penned a very clever tune. not sure what the title is though. j i'll go look |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: 42 Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:09 PM that Bob Bossin song (Ya Wanna Marry Me) is available in real audio or as an mp3 at this address...I'm not sure how to make it blue http://www.island.net/~oldfolk/jukebox.htm best of luck with whatever j |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:41 PM Note: Blue clickies are reserved for Blues Songs - please use other colours as appropriate for other Genres. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: leeneia Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:04 AM Vinnie, have you lost your mind? Pay heed to Gurney's advice above. The place for a comic (i.e., smartass) song about marriage is the bachelor party, which, with any luck, will be cancelled. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: GUEST,bcoltman@mdc.net Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:08 PM How about The Monkey's Wedding? The monkey married the baboon's sister, Give her a hug and then he kissed her, Kissed her so hard she raised a blister, She set up a yell. Bridegroom stuck on some court plaster, Stuck so hard it couldn't stick faster, Surely was a sad disaster, But it soon got well. What do you think the bride was dressed in...etc. Song is in Sandburg's American Songbag, probably in Digitrad too, I haven't looked. (Lazy me. But you could.) -- Bob C |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: Dave Hanson Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:08 AM Clancy's Wooden Wedding. eric |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: GUEST,Observer Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:16 AM Cyril Tawney's Jenny Wren Bride? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM Eric, I Wooden sing that song at a Wedding... |
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