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Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas

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AUSSIE TWELVE DAYS OF XMAS
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Leadfingers 27 Oct 04 - 02:57 PM
katlaughing 28 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM
alanabit 28 Oct 04 - 04:20 PM
Leadfingers 28 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM
katlaughing 29 Oct 04 - 01:21 AM
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Subject: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas
From: Leadfingers
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 02:57 PM

Thought I would put this one in too - Cant remember where I got it !
^^
On the twelfth day of christmas my taxman sent to me

Twelve Bills for Payment

Eleven Last Reminders

Ten Cheques for Signing

Nine Forms for Filling

Eight Large Policemen

Seven V.A.T. Men

Six Burly Bailiffs

Five High Court Writs

Four Tax Returns

Three More Bills

Two Summonses

And a Rebate of twenty one P.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM

What are V.A.T. men, LF? Thanks for sharing this one!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas
From: alanabit
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 04:20 PM

I thought that was funny. However, I am going to be a bit pedantic here. There is no such thing as a "tax rebate" - contrary to mythology. Tax "refunds" or the Revenue's preferred term "repayment" (happily) both occur. A quick reference to your dictionary will explain everything!
I'll pinch that song off you though, Leadfingers!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 07:32 PM

I just wish I could remember WHO I stole it from though !!


V.A.T men are the branch of the Excise who chase up Value Added Tax problems - V A T replaced Purchse Tax when we started the procedure to join up with Europe !


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Taxman's Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 01:21 AM

Thanks!


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