BS: My wood should be in soon.

Subject: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM

I hope it stands up o.k., so my wife is satisfied. She's been begging for it for quite a while.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:44 PM

"My wood should be in soon", said the carpenter to the receptionist!

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:44 PM

Getting the furniture all out of the way, and getting the sub-floors cleaned up ready to glue it down, has already been the biggest job I've let myself in for in a long time.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Deckman
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:50 PM

"She cried as she lifted her wooden leg .... lumber's going up!!! CHEERS, Bob

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:34 AM

In whom?

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 05:44 AM

Just as long as you get it in before Winter.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 06:02 AM

Ah... then you get the joys of clearing up for months afterwards... but just think, at the end of it, you'll get a beautiful warm, living thing, it's just a bit harder on the feet.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 07:25 PM

If it hurts your feet you're doing it wrong Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 08:27 PM

C-Flat - you ain't lived yet if you think you can do it without hurting your feet!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Deckman
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 08:38 PM

What the heck are we talking about here? Bob

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 11:50 PM

I'm confused now...

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 12:11 AM

Mine is in and stacked...burning it now...LOL

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Dead Horse
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 08:28 PM

Knot holes!

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 01:15 AM

Aghhh! No! It's Burnham Wood come to Dunisane!

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 07:37 AM

Shouldn't this thread be below th X-rated line?

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 08:41 AM

What do YOU think we're talking about John? I know for sure, that I haven't got a clue...

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: C-flat
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 02:37 PM

For the benefit of the confused here is a link to Rogers' Profanisaurus which, if you scroll down to the "g" section as far as "getting wood", you will find a helpful explanation.

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: frogprince
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM

What is wrong with you peoples minds, anyhow; a guy mentions that he is in the process of putting in hardwood floors, and look at you all...

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: C-flat
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 02:50 AM

I'm sure it stems from being children of the "Carry On" generation that some of us have a highly developed sense of the double-entendre!
Anyway frogprince, I hope you managed to get it laid nicely and to your wifes' satisfaction. My wife is also very partial to hard-wood and would like to have it in every room in the house if she could find a man who could stay hard at it,hammering away all day until the job was done.
My knees just aren't up to it these days!

(cue Sid James laughter) Heh,heh,heh!!


C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 05:18 AM

Oooohh Matron!

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 12:37 PM

Mine comes in boxes.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Gurney
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:30 AM

Not a single golf joke???
As they say in parts of northern England, I'll go to the top of our stairs! (It means, Goodness Me!)

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:53 AM

Golf is its own joke, it needs no outside help.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:18 AM

"To the woods! To the woods!"

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:26 AM

But the woods are dirty, I'll tell the vicar.

Next line please.

We could start a serial joke.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:08 AM

What's so funny about weetabix?

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:34 AM

Weetabix is not funny if you live in Burton Latimer.

Are you a cereal killer?

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:41 AM

It weren't me right? Who said it was? Cheerios.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: Den
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:41 PM

That's probably Liz's problem...corn flakes.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 07:16 PM

What with a couple of the current threads, I thought maybe I'd revive this for the heck of it. Hard to believe it's been seven years.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 08:31 PM

Well, it must be getting cold with no wood to heat things up for that long.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: jimmyt
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 12:43 AM

I just put in a big log and it is hotter than hell right now

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: GUEST,Ian Mather sans cookie
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 01:32 AM

I thought I was a northerner, although geographically only just.

Hence we say that we'll go to the FOOT of the stairs.

Funny what you find out whilst waiting for the sap to rise.

Subject: RE: BS: My wood should be in soon.
From: open mike
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 03:37 AM

the forest fire that destroyed 60,000 acres here left a lot of dead trees standing, and the wind drops them every time there is a big gust. So there is plenty of wood here for fires. Also many of these fire killed trees were milled for lumber to build my new house...so there is plenty of kindling from the scraps from construction, so this winter will be a warm one!