BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?

Subject: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST,too wimpy to be named!!!! (& cookie over-hea
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM

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Parodying that famous (Nixon cartoon)

would you buy a used car from this guy?.....................NO   NEVER

(Dubbya cartoon with square lump on back)

would you watch a movie this guy was in?................ NO    HUH?

(Kerry cartoon in battle fatigues)

would this guy hit the target? ......................................YES    PROBABLY

Tick one from each category

(if I betray any preferences it is purely the effect of the guys' images on
a dispassionate observer)

cartoon can pithily precise aspects of a subject so.......
any other observations on presidential candidates (successful or not)

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 07:02 AM

Not that I want to EGG you on, but you should CRACK these YOLKS carefully...

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 11:03 AM

(Dubbya cartoon with square lump on back)


would you watch a movie this guy was in?................ NO    HUH?

Well, I did watch, with enjoyment, a movie in which he was the central character. Called Fahrenheit 911.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 11:06 AM

Hold the jokes. It won't be over for at least 4 years.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:04 PM

No, we need the jokes in order to survive the next 4 years!

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:08 PM

Screw the jokes. Say something funny instead.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:20 PM

The next time you are at a urinal, realize the joke is in your hand.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:35 PM

The water is cold and--DRUM ROLL--deep.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:50 PM

so VERY helpful, Martin...as usual... I never quite understand why someone will go out of their way to be offensive....and I guess also I don't understand why I bother to point it out when I know it will do no good.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Nerd
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:02 PM

The only thing more childish than small dick jokes is being offended by small dick jokes....

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:28 PM

I hope you don't think I was offended by the 'joke',Nerd (the weak attempt, anyway)..*grin*....I am just awed by the continuous attempts.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:36 PM

I think you were offended or else you wouldn't have commented, tap dances afterwords not withstanding.

One man's humor is not for everyone.

Especially little girls.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:47 PM

humour to soften the blow

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 06:56 PM

George W Bush, the missing years: one, two, three, four.

And after 2008.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 06:58 PM

And looking for terrorists, ostensibly, and leaving no stone unturned.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:58 AM

Martin Gibson is not offensive, he's just a very naughty boy.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 06:17 PM

Yes, it's safe to crack the jokes NOW, but not for very much longer, when the new Head of Homeland Security steps in (So long, Ridge) and the latest version of the Patriot Act gets rammed up our collective asses. Eat drink and crack wise, for tomorrow you may be detained indefinitely -with no access to legal representation- on suspicion of being Not So Damned Funny As All That. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 08:44 PM

I've always been naughty.

And people quite frankly, have always found me interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 09:50 PM

Unfortunately, you have a lot more attention on being interesting than you do on being interested. This is your fatal flaw.

It is praiseworthy that you have the courage to be naughty, but it is a waste of great talent that you choose to exercise your courage against the idle, the innocent, and the passer-by instead of using it for worthy causes. It speaks to a hole in your character, or a deep unkindness toward others.

A

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 09:59 PM

Not all others, Amos.

Just the ones here who get so bent out of shape. Also, from my view of the world, I prefer to take my social action out in a real 3-D world, not in cyberspace.

As I have said before, Mudcat provides me some musical information and some interesting entertainment.

Yes many here are idle, some not really so innocent, and I nail the residents as well as the passer-bys equally.

I don't consider everything just that interesting, Amos. Some things yes, other things absolutely not.

You are still way to close to the situation, emotionally. Perhaps your "vacation" wasn't long enough.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 10:58 PM

Pretty flowery jusitfications, Martin, for what is essentially a delight in abusing other beings.

Your endless reams of explanation don't change your basic appetite for being cruel needlessly, Martin, and some day you will have to let go of the intellectual machinery and face your own peculiar and convoluted condition of degradation and bitterness. Your condescending and perfectly-justified superiority toward others in the world has the stench of perverse elitism and barbarity in it. I hope you recover. I needed to catch my breath. You need to redesign your soul.

A

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 02:21 AM

Funny stuff, guys.

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: matai
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 05:01 AM

If a man thinks his penis is a joke who are we to take that away from him. It's when he thinks it is a cigar that we need to question his sanity....oops wrong president

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM

Cluin

I suggest you investigate the book "the Apes of Wrath" - published by the Gaudian (UK newspaper) by Cartoonist Steven(?) Bell. Unless you have any affections for Blair or Dubbya - it is a hoot - with occasional references to UK politics that would pass most US citizens by. It ain't polite but it sure is funny. Make that hilarious

Subject: RE: BS: is it safe to crack the jokes NOW?
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:18 AM

Amos, you sound like such a Republican preaching all of your morals.

I'm sorry that you have such a self-esteem problem.

One day it is you who will realize that you have spent your life just analyzing it, instead of really living it.