Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Tweed Date: 08 Nov 04 - 10:12 AM HAW!! This one allus meks me larf and larf. From memory, it goes.... Sir Bedevere : There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1 : Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere : Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1 : Burn them. Sir Bedevere : And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1 : More witches. Peasant 2 : Wood. Sir Bedevere : Good. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3 : ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere : Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1 : Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere : But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1 : Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere : Does wood sink in water? Peasant 1 : No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere : No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1 : Bread. Peasant 2 : Apples. Peasant 3 : Very small rocks. Peasant 1 : Cider. Peasant 2 : Gravy. Peasant 3 : Cherries. Peasant 1 : Mud. Peasant 2 : Churches. Peasant 3 : Lead! Lead! King Arthur : A Duck. Sir Bedevere : ...Exactly. So, logically... Peasant 1 : If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere : And therefore... Peasant 2 : ...A witch! |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: HuwG Date: 08 Nov 04 - 10:12 AM Quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Bat Goddess Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:44 AM "Oi'll 'ave the lot." Wahfer thin mint I seem to quote "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (all of the books, radio shows, etc.) a lot, too. Linn |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The DeanMeister Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:35 AM "Crucifixion?" .... "Nah, freedom, mate." |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:31 AM Actually the French Knight (I fart in your general direction!) scene has a weird link to reality - the English were besieging a certain French castle which ran out of food, except of bread, cheese and garlic. In the tradition in the village today, allegedly the smell of the French Farts was so bad it drove the English away.... I'm not making this up you know... |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Charmion Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:20 AM "THERE IS NO RULE SIX!" "It's not dead; it's asleep." I work in an office at the Department of National Defence. These lines come up frequently, sometimes even out loud. "I seem to have come over all esurient." At lunch-time, any given lunch-time. "Run away, run away!" Especially at quitting time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The Beast of Farlington Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:08 AM No, you haven't. Maybe we should start a thread for Python misquotes that you have heard Like ' the comfy cushion' which was actually 'the comfy chair' Wjile they are all saying 'the comfy chair', Radio 4 will explode |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dave Hanson Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:53 AM I've told you once. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: clueless don Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:36 AM zwei peanuts vere valking down die strasse und vun of zem vas assaulted ... peanut (hee, hee, hee) |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: GUEST,kingcobra Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:03 AM "Dinsdale"! (squashed hedgehog) |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: sledge Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:05 AM He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: jacqui.c Date: 08 Nov 04 - 06:40 AM Gannet on a stick - said by me when reading the book 'Silverlock' out loud to Kendall and coming to the passage referring to the Ancient Mariner and the albatross..... Since we are both Python fans we use quotes a lot of the time - I'm still waiting for a chance to use 'rat souffle'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Nov 04 - 06:23 AM Danger! There are Llamas! |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: greg stephens Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:20 AM Not a lot of people know this, but Terry Jones is known to sing folk songs from time to time, and I have recordings to prove it. I appreciate that this is not a quote from Monty Python, but it does tie the thread to Mudcat a little more closely. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Paco Rabanne Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:14 AM "my hovercaft is full of eels" from the suspect Belgian phrase book. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: muppett Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:13 AM Your Lupins or your life? |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Jeanie Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:08 AM My daughter does the "hamster/elderberry" one a lot. I'll have to see if she says it this week. For Skipy's "learned research" (as in the first post here) it would be good if people added who they had heard using the Python quotes this week and in what context. Very interesting (...aah...but that was another show entirely !) - jeanie |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Ellenpoly Date: 08 Nov 04 - 05:00 AM French Soldier : I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. From; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The DeanMeister Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:57 AM "We are the Knights who say...Ni...!!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Jeanie Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:47 AM Alan Titchmarsh, in his latest TV natural history extravaganza, talked about "The Mighty Scots Pine." Said by my daughter this very morning on school run (and for no particular reason I could fathom): "Bad Zoot ! Wicked Zoot ! Naughty Zoot !" I'll listen out for more quotes this week, skipy - I'm sure there'll be some. As you say, so many of their expressions have become common parlance. It's interesting that first generation Python watchers are passing on a love of the Python humour and expressions etc. to the next lot. Of the comdey around at the moment, it is phrases from "Little Britain" that I'm hearing most often (in our household, at least) e.g. "I'm a laydy", "If you ask me on a Monday, I'd say yase..." - jeanie |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:15 AM Albatross! |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: s6k Date: 08 Nov 04 - 04:05 AM he puts on womens clothing, and hangs around in bars |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: George Papavgeris Date: 08 Nov 04 - 03:37 AM "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" "NO - not the comfy cushion!" "Apart from the aquaducts, roads etc etc, what did the Romans ever do for us?" "You had a hole in the road, and you think YOU had it rough?" "This is getting silly!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: denise:^) Date: 08 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM "Run away; run away..." |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 08 Nov 04 - 02:53 AM Just found it in an interesting article by Michael Moore: Always look on the bright side of life. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: GUEST,SueB Date: 08 Nov 04 - 01:09 AM He's not dead, he's just sleeping. He is not sleeping! This parrot is defunct! Does it have to be Monty Python? from Young Frankenstein, "Put..zhe kendle...beck!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:22 PM Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink! |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:19 PM Yes Michael |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Metchosin Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:10 PM say no more, say no more |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:07 PM G'day Bruce, How are you Bruce ? I'm a bit crook Bruce, just saw a pommy streaker in the Earls Court road. Must have looked like a bald wallaby |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: beardedbruce Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:02 PM Mind if we call you Bruce to keep things clear? |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Nov 04 - 09:48 PM I'm Brian, and so is my wife. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Nov 04 - 09:26 PM I wish I'd said that. You will Oscar, you will. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Metchosin Date: 07 Nov 04 - 09:22 PM Her Majesty is like a stream of bat piss. |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:37 PM "He's gotta be the President - he's covered in Shit" |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: freightdawg Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:36 PM "And now for something completely different..." Freightdawg |
Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes From: Steve Latimer Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:34 PM Well, 'ow'd you get to be King then? |
Subject: BS: Monty python quotes From: skipy Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:19 PM Monty Python is now 30+ years old, but still we hear quotes from the shows several times a week, or is it just that I hang around with sad poeple? Use this thread to report Python quotes that you hear during this week, if we don't hear any then the thread will drift to the bottom of the list & die. Today a friend of mine said "Fear, pain, & surprise" Skipy |