You must leave now!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Jun 22 - 06:50 PM

Milk the cows of gladness, before they all run dry.
Search the rim of madness, before you lean and sigh.
Feed the hay of havoc to the mouths that starve for such,
And milk the cows of gladness with a firm and gentle touch.

Churn the butter of happiness,
Milk the cows of gladness,
Put them out to pasture beneath the olive trees,
So they might feed and flourish in abundance,
And you and I may live.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jun 22 - 07:01 AM

Pore Jud is Daid a candle lights his haid!
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep,
It's a shame that he won't keep
But it's summer and we're running out of ice.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 22 - 03:41 PM

We were riding back to have ourselves a party
To celebrate the robbing of the train
We were talking kind of low and easy
'Bout not having to go out soon again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Jun 22 - 07:53 PM

We may never pass this way again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jun 22 - 06:57 PM

look for the
! Bare Necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife . . .

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jun 22 - 09:46 AM

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what Spring us like
On Jupiter or Mars

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 May 22 - 03:50 PM

Hummingbird, don't fly away, fly away, DON'T fly away,
don't fly away
don't fly away
don't fly awaaaaaay ..........


{that's such a pretty bit of music)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 May 22 - 08:48 PM

Yakety Yak
Don't talk back

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 May 22 - 02:46 PM

On the gripping hand...

Every day at 4:00 I wash my friggin' head.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Stanron
Date: 23 May 22 - 02:07 PM

On the other hand;

I can't use ya cos your feets too big.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 23 May 22 - 02:00 PM

You're everything I hoped for
Everything I need
You are so beautiful to me...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 May 22 - 12:29 PM

then a beautiful thing happened
And we were one
And all the world was
A beautiful face to be lost in


(Just now discovered that those were the real lyrics.
I've only listened to the song for over fifty years.
What I believed the words were,
belongs on a Mondegreen thread.)

Sorry, I have nothing else to contribute,
but it would be a pity to let this silly thread go down with the setting sun.
In times like these, a little silliness goes a long way towards lightening things up.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 20 May 22 - 10:30 AM

"Long ago, but not so very long ago,
The world was different, oh yes, it was..."

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 22 - 09:57 AM

Now if Khandu could only refresh the original MOAB. It has been under repair for years.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 May 22 - 05:16 AM

It seems so long ago
Nancy was alone

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 22 - 06:14 PM

if it isn't the reprobate Khandu who started
the Mother of All BS Threads a long time ago.
That thread got so long
they had to start a new MOAB.

and they call ME a refreshatrix.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 22 - 01:24 PM

A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,eldergirl
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:24 AM

An I hates 'em, one and all, God damn their eyes!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:23 PM

Dang me, dang me,
They oughtta take a rope and hang me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:02 PM

I be hanging in the shed.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 04:33 AM

So we tanned his hide
When he died, Clyde
And that's him...
Hanging on the shed.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: gnu
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 02:53 PM

He don't move and he don't flnch.
Clyde he don't move an inch.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 12:27 PM

He's homeward bound this evening, and with me he will stay
Go get a move on sailor jack, get cracking on your way

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:40 AM

Then I climbed on the back of a giant albatross
Which flew through a crack in the clouds

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:32 AM

ah fare ye weel says Mary
she was innocent and fair

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 11 - 05:24 PM

She turned and looked at me in white innocence
and with the clearest eyes of forever grey

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 28 Jan 11 - 07:20 AM

Then I carried along a corridor until I came to a table
On it was a bottle that said 'drink me', so I did

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 11 - 03:21 PM

Billy was a mountain
Ethel was a tree, growing off of his shoulder

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 12:33 PM

I'm gonna grow my hair down to my feet so strange
Till I look like a walking mountain range

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

And the sign said "Long haired freaky people need not apply"
So I stuffed my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask them why

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 04:48 AM

Hey Susan, come to me
Just forget his straggly locks o hair

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 May 10 - 03:35 PM

Going way back, Metchosin and I were largely to blame for perpetuating this for quite a while. Hey, Susan, it's still rolling on!.
               Dean

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 May 10 - 01:19 PM

Ah, what the heck. 3500

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 May 10 - 01:17 PM

The night watchman clicks his flash light
And asks himself if it's him or them that's insane.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 May 10 - 11:45 AM

This thread is just insane enough to deserve 3500 posts... nudge, nudge

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 09 May 10 - 07:29 PM

I am stuck on Band-Aid coz Band-Aid stuck on me.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Apr 10 - 12:40 PM

The toy tin soldier brass band plays
Sunday morning songs of praise
But all I hear is Purple Haze
Up on the old band stand.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Apr 10 - 06:55 PM

He danced with the girl with the strawberry curl,
and the BAND played on.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 25 Apr 10 - 12:38 AM

Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they are forever banned?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 05:14 PM

When Boney commanded his army to stand
He leveled his cannon all over the land
He leveled his cannon his victory to gain
And he slew my light horseman on the way coming hame...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 04:55 AM

and while Boney commanded the Prussians
he swore they'd win the day

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 08:10 PM

Oh the bones, oh the bones, oh the jee-umping bones.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 09:01 PM

O Sally Sally Jones We all did love her bones

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:35 AM

Meeeeee.. and... Missus... Missus Jones!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Sookite
Date: 25 Aug 09 - 04:57 PM

You know something is happening here, but you don't know what it is....do you, Mr. Jones

DG

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Aug 09 - 01:19 PM

mrs McGuire peed in the fire

the fire wis too hot she peed in the pot

the pot wis too wide she peed in the Clyde

and a the wee fishes swam up her backside

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 10:23 PM

And some say they've watched as she's lain with the sea,
And some say she's wed tae the river.
But she'll ne'er be a bride
Tae Calvin nor Clyde
While others hae kisses to give her...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,DannyC
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 01:08 PM

Cryin' you have had a cruel mother, Willie,
an' I have had another,
an' now we'll sleep in the Clyde Water
like sister an' like brother.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 07:32 AM

And as Mary was sleepin
Her true love came creepin
Into her bedchamber, so slow
Saying rise up lovely Mary
For I am the ghost of your Willie O

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,bigrickpa
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 05:34 PM

spread that window baby, i can ease out sumpthin slow