You must leave now!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:39 PM

I'm gonna tell you a story
       I'm gonna tell you about my town
       I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
       Aww, it's all about my town

       Yeah, down by the river
       Down by the banks of the river Charles   (aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
       That's where you'll find me
         Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves (aw, but they're cool people)
       Well I love that dirty water
       Oh, Boston, you're my home   (oh, you're the Number One place)
       Frustrated women   (I mean they're frustrated)
       Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
       But I'm wishin' and a-hopin, oh
       That just once those doors weren't locked (I like to save time for
                                                   my baby to walk around)
       Well I love that dirty water
       Oh, Boston, you're my home   (oh, yeah)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:16 PM

So we walk the streets of London and the streets of Baltimore
And we meet at night in several Boston bars

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 07:03 PM

Here we come,
walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
everyone we meet...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 06:40 PM

Here she comes now, say Mony, Mony!
Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on Mony!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:15 PM

Rubber band, Rubber band Man, y'all!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM

Grab your coat and get your hat
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Just direct your feet
To the sunny side of the street

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:02 PM

I'm putting on my top hat
Tying up my white tie
Brushing off my tails...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM

Mama she raised me on riddles and trances
Fatback, channel-cat, lily white lies
Rocked my cradle in a jimmy-crack fancy
Never met papa and I never asked why

And people say papa wasn't no account anyway
People say papa was a rollin' stone
I turned twenty on the Waccamaw throughway
Hitchin' upriver in the dark alone

Sleepin' with a stranger in a no name town
Thanksgivin' dinner at the Top Hat Lounge
Christmas Eve at the Fantasy Tan
Lord have mercy on the crocodile man
Lord have mercy on the crocodile man

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:53 PM

Row,row,row your boat gently up the stream
And if you see a crocodile don't forget to scream...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:49 PM

inch by inch, row by row...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:42 PM

I'm just sitting watching flowers in the rain
Feel the power of the rain
Making the garden grow...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:01 PM

I need you, like the flower needs the rain, I need you

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 03:57 PM

People, people who need people...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 11:34 AM

I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:34 AM

He had the comon touch
And they were grateful for his patronage
and thanked him very much

---

(I can't believe I missed a chance at "Brucilosis"!)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM

Thank you very much
Thank you very much
That's the nicest thing
That anyone's ever done for me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 03:16 AM

Thank God and Greyhound she's gone

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 01:36 AM

Oh it's good to be a farmer 'til the hens refuse to lay
and the rain that falls in summertime destroys the bales of hay
and the cursed brucilosis is cripplin' your cow
and a rare disease you can't pronounce has carried off your sow

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:49 AM

Straw hat and old dirty hanky
Moppin' a face like a shoe
Thanks for the meal
Here's a song that is real
From a kid from the city to you

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: dianavan
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 10:54 PM

When the lawyer stands around
While the butcher cuts a pound,
He forgets that it's the farmer feeds 'em all.
And the preacher and the cook
Go a-strollin' by the brook,
They forget that its the farmer feeds' em all

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM

So take those coins you're stackin'
And put them all right back in
That giant trunk you're packin'
'Cause where you're goin' to
They'll be no use to you

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 09:32 PM

It's good news week
Lots of blood in Asia now
They butchered up the sacred cow
They've got a lot to eat

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 07:28 PM

In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus' always look the bleeding same...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 06:59 PM

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you can say

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 06:27 PM

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs. Worthington
Don't put your daughter on the stage...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM

Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad
There are lots of young men who will answer the call
Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.''

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM

The name she gave was Caroline
the Daughter of a miner
And her ways were free
and it seemed to me
the Sunshine walked beside her

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM

When the last rose of summer pricks my finger
And the hot sun chills me to the bone
When I can't hear the song for the singer
And I can't tell my pillow from a stone

I will walk alone by the black muddy river
And sing me a song of my own
I will walk alone by the black muddy river
And sing me a song of my own

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: dianavan
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 02:35 AM

And I thought I heard the banshee cry, and it chilled me to the bone

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 12:29 AM

STONEHENGE!
Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live
And they do live well

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 10:29 PM

Smile when I pick my twelve-string
Laugh when I hear my self sing

k

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:14 PM

You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:06 PM

Lay my head on the surgeon's table
Take me fingerprints if you are able
Pick my brains, pick my pockets
Steal my eyeballs and come back for the sockets
Run every kind of test from a to z
And you'll still know nothing 'bout me

Run my name through your computer
Mention me in passing to your college tutor
Check my records, check my facts
Check if I paid my income tax
Pore over everything in my c.v.
But you'll still know nothing 'bout me
You'll still know nothing 'bout me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:18 PM

Picture this a sky full of thunder
Picture this my telephone number
One and one is what I'm telling you
Get a pocket computer and make it do what you used to do...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM

If you look for me, Maria
You will find me in the shade
Wide awake or in a dream
It's hard to tell--
If you come to me, Maria
I will show you what I've made
It's a picture for our lady of the well

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:38 PM

Who'll walk me down to church when I'm sixty years of age
When the ragged dog they gave me has been ten years in the grave
And señorita play guitar, play it just for you
My rosary has broken and my beads have all slipped through

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:44 PM

Zsa Zsa's quite gaga but I don't care
'Cos I'm going out with an eighty year old millionaire...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:34 PM

Well the first thing you know
Ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kin folk said
"Jed move away from there!"

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:18 PM

My uncle Bill had a still on the hill,
Where he'd run off a gallon or two...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:21 PM

And it was moonshine, moonshine
to quench the Devil's thirst.
The law they swore they'd get him
but the Devil got him first.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:54 AM

Bad whiskey killed young Tom Greene
Bad whiskey from the still
From out behind the chicken shack
Just atop the hill
His friends were coming over
Like they would to quench their thirst
Before any of 'em showed up
Tom thought he'd taste some first

Tom Greene, he was well liked
Even by the law
Oh sure, he had his run ins
But no real character flaws
The sheriff kept the keys
To the lockup on the table
Where a sober man could reach 'em
Just as soon as he was able

Bad whiskey killed young Tom Greene
He cooked the stuff himself
He'd gotten into bottling it
For everybody else
They don't know what got into it
Or how long it took to die
His thirsty friends, they found him
When they came for their supply

   Tom Greene's whiskey
   Put a good shine on the moon
   They kept some underneath the counter
   In all the reputable saloons

Some nights there'll be a light on
In Tom Greene's old little shack
Smoke comes from the chimney
The snow won't have any tracks
There's been no investigation
The sheriff, he won't step inside
They say the man went sober
The day young Tom Greene died

Bad whiskey killed young Tom Greene
Though his was usually good
People'd come from miles around
To get some if they could
But ever since Tom left us
Most folks have dumped their stash
The odd bottle that might turn up
Will still fetch a bunch of cash

   Tom Green's whiskey
   Put a good shine on the moon
   They kept some underneath the counter
   In all the reputable saloons

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:39 AM

He drank ol' poison whiskey
and it killed him dead.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:07 AM

I want to take shelter from the poison rain
Where the streets have no name...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 10:07 AM

Slippin´ into darkness
Take my mind beyond the dreams
I was slippin´ into darkness
Take my mind beyond the dreams

Where I talk to my brother, oh, oh, oh
Who never said their name

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:09 AM

Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: dianavan
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:35 AM

Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So, Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:49 AM

Don't be afraid
it will not harm you
it's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:15 AM

Everybody's talkin' at me
But I can't hear a word they're sayin'...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 12:31 AM

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson