Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Donuel Date: 19 Nov 24 - 02:06 PM In these times when good men do nothing where MAGAs do their worst we shall do our best to rise above the rest and do public good for people of any color any language that lifts the voice of freedom |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 14 Nov 24 - 04:13 PM That'd go well with a banjo or a uke, Mrrzy. Sadly (or happily for everybody else), I can't update the topical references. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Mrrzy Date: 14 Nov 24 - 11:00 AM Accompanied by an 88-stringed guitar: Oh, the white folks hate the black folks And the black folks hate the white folks To hate all but the right folks Is an old established rule But during National Brotherhood Week National Brotherhood Week Lena Home and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek It's fun to eulogize The people you despise As long as you don't let 'em in your school Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks And the rich folks hate the poor folks All of my folks hate all of your folks It's American as apple pie But during National Brotherhood Week National Brotherhood Week New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic Step up and shake the hand Of someone you can't stand You can tolerate him if you try Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics And the Catholics hate the Protestants And the Hindus hate the Moslems And everybody hates the Jews But during National Brotherhood Week National Brotherhood Week It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week Be nice to people who Are inferior to you It's only for a week, so have no fear Be grateful that it doesn't last all year! |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Donuel Date: 11 Nov 24 - 11:26 AM song by Captain Max Buzzkill |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Donuel Date: 09 Nov 24 - 10:45 AM I miss John Lennon. one-two-three-four! Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Trumpism, racism, manism, trasnsism, fascism, illegalism This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance Hit it C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about Rabbis, ministers, Bannonites and Cannonites Bishops and Pedos and Muslims who terrorize and bye-bye, bye-byes All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Insurrection, revolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, Shit hole nations, congratulations All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Don and junior, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Tommy Copper, Tucker Carlson, Rupurt Murdoch, Palmer's cock, Adolf Hitler, Stephen Miller, White killers All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a glance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance All we are saying is give hate a chance |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: robomatic Date: 08 Nov 24 - 01:28 PM lear jet swat team on a midnight run with the m16 and the ingram gun we parachute in we parachute out death from above we're screaming now where the pay is good and the risk is high it's understood we'll do or die stun gun in hand where the gun is law from oovamboland to nicaragua strength and muscle and jungle work three young men in a russian truck with a little mac 10 sent em running to the huts these few young men the few who dare to battle in hell le mercenaire strength and muscle and jungle work |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Nov 24 - 06:41 PM That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid … Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own needs Don't mis-serve your own needs Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength The ladder starts to clatter With a fear of height, down, height Wire in a fire, represent the seven games And a government for hire and a combat site Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry With the Furies breathing down your neck … Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low plane, fine, then Uh oh, overflow, population, common group But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched … It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine … Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline … It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) I feel fine (I feel fine) … It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) … The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right … It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) … It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) … It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) … It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Thompson Date: 06 Nov 24 - 05:03 AM This mourning morning In sad sojourning, I fear the dawning Of a time of fear, With recollection And sad reflection I know the planet's Death is near… |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Donuel Date: 05 Nov 24 - 09:05 AM May your telomeres grow long and your money procreate Flat earthers only fear sphere itself As mites went up tights came down upside down frowns on inverted clowns are painted smiles for the beguiled. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 04 Nov 24 - 06:17 AM And the waitress said Eggs and saugage and a side of toast Coffee and a roll,hash browns over easy Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries What kind of pie? |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Thompson Date: 04 Nov 24 - 05:56 AM Misty moisty was the morn Chilly was the weather When I met an old man Dressed all in leather Dressed all in leather Against the wind and rain With a how-do-you-do, and a how-do-you-do and a how-do-you-do again. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Mrrzy Date: 03 Nov 24 - 11:41 AM And it's milk! Milk! Milk! That makes your skin like silk On the farm, on the farm And it's milk! Milk! Milk! That makes your skin like silk On the Leland Stanford, Jr. farm Mine eyes are dim, I cannot see-ee-ee I have (!) not (!) brought my specs with me! |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 03 Nov 24 - 10:41 AM Give me some milk or else go home. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 16 Jun 22 - 06:50 PM Milk the cows of gladness, before they all run dry. Search the rim of madness, before you lean and sigh. Feed the hay of havoc to the mouths that starve for such, And milk the cows of gladness with a firm and gentle touch. Churn the butter of happiness, Milk the cows of gladness, Put them out to pasture beneath the olive trees, So they might feed and flourish in abundance, And you and I may live. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Donuel Date: 14 Jun 22 - 07:01 AM Pore Jud is Daid a candle lights his haid! He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice He looks like he's asleep, It's a shame that he won't keep But it's summer and we're running out of ice. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 08 Jun 22 - 03:41 PM We were riding back to have ourselves a party To celebrate the robbing of the train We were talking kind of low and easy 'Bout not having to go out soon again. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 07 Jun 22 - 07:53 PM We may never pass this way again. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 06 Jun 22 - 06:57 PM look for the ! Bare Necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife . . . |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 05 Jun 22 - 09:46 AM Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what Spring us like On Jupiter or Mars |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 30 May 22 - 03:50 PM Hummingbird, don't fly away, fly away, DON'T fly away, don't fly away don't fly away don't fly awaaaaaay .......... {that's such a pretty bit of music) |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 29 May 22 - 08:48 PM Yakety Yak Don't talk back |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Mrrzy Date: 24 May 22 - 02:46 PM On the gripping hand... Every day at 4:00 I wash my friggin' head. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Stanron Date: 23 May 22 - 02:07 PM On the other hand; I can't use ya cos your feets too big. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 23 May 22 - 02:00 PM You're everything I hoped for Everything I need You are so beautiful to me... |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 23 May 22 - 12:29 PM then a beautiful thing happened And we were one And all the world was A beautiful face to be lost in (Just now discovered that those were the real lyrics. I've only listened to the song for over fifty years. What I believed the words were, belongs on a Mondegreen thread.) Sorry, I have nothing else to contribute, but it would be a pity to let this silly thread go down with the setting sun. In times like these, a little silliness goes a long way towards lightening things up. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 20 May 22 - 10:30 AM "Long ago, but not so very long ago, The world was different, oh yes, it was..." |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 May 22 - 09:57 AM Now if Khandu could only refresh the original MOAB. It has been under repair for years. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 20 May 22 - 05:16 AM It seems so long ago Nancy was alone |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: keberoxu Date: 19 May 22 - 06:14 PM if it isn't the reprobate Khandu who started the Mother of All BS Threads a long time ago. That thread got so long they had to start a new MOAB. and they call ME a refreshatrix. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 19 May 22 - 01:24 PM A long long time ago I can still remember How that music used to make me smile... |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,eldergirl Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:24 AM An I hates 'em, one and all, God damn their eyes!! |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:23 PM Dang me, dang me, They oughtta take a rope and hang me |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Celtaddict Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:02 PM I be hanging in the shed. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 06 Dec 11 - 04:33 AM So we tanned his hide When he died, Clyde And that's him... Hanging on the shed. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 11 - 02:53 PM He don't move and he don't flnch. Clyde he don't move an inch. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 23 Sep 11 - 12:27 PM He's homeward bound this evening, and with me he will stay Go get a move on sailor jack, get cracking on your way |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:40 AM Then I climbed on the back of a giant albatross Which flew through a crack in the clouds |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:32 AM ah fare ye weel says Mary she was innocent and fair |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: gnu Date: 13 Feb 11 - 05:24 PM She turned and looked at me in white innocence and with the clearest eyes of forever grey |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 28 Jan 11 - 07:20 AM Then I carried along a corridor until I came to a table On it was a bottle that said 'drink me', so I did |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Cluin Date: 27 Jan 11 - 03:21 PM Billy was a mountain Ethel was a tree, growing off of his shoulder |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 16 Jul 10 - 12:33 PM I'm gonna grow my hair down to my feet so strange Till I look like a walking mountain range |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: khandu Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM And the sign said "Long haired freaky people need not apply" So I stuffed my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask them why |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 03 Jun 10 - 04:48 AM Hey Susan, come to me Just forget his straggly locks o hair |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: frogprince Date: 10 May 10 - 03:35 PM Going way back, Metchosin and I were largely to blame for perpetuating this for quite a while. Hey, Susan, it's still rolling on!. Dean |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Ebbie Date: 10 May 10 - 01:19 PM Ah, what the heck. 3500 |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 10 May 10 - 01:17 PM The night watchman clicks his flash light And asks himself if it's him or them that's insane. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: Ebbie Date: 10 May 10 - 11:45 AM This thread is just insane enough to deserve 3500 posts... nudge, nudge |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: GUEST,Cluin Date: 09 May 10 - 07:29 PM I am stuck on Band-Aid coz Band-Aid stuck on me. |
Subject: RE: You must leave now!! From: David C. Carter Date: 26 Apr 10 - 12:40 PM The toy tin soldier brass band plays Sunday morning songs of praise But all I hear is Purple Haze Up on the old band stand. |
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