BS: Have you considered................

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: MarkS
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 10:41 AM

Hard to believe nobody has brought up the young woman who is sure to exist because I heard about her from a friend who heard about her from a friend.....................

Ophielia Tietz

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 02 Dec 04 - 10:21 AM

Pres. is talking to a nun and says:
Well what do you know, I'm sort of a superior mother myself!

Boom! Boom!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:42 PM

Chief Chaos, that reminds me: about twenty years ago, my wife and I were visiting a friend who lived in Long Beach (CA). He had occasion to go to Riverside one afternoon and we went with him. While we were there, he suggested we go to a restaurant where he said they served the best hamburger in all of California. Excellent hamburger indeed!

The name of the place was "Mother Fuddruckers."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:06 PM

Years ago, my ex was treated in Bath (UK) by a Dr. Reckless. When we got back home her usual GP, Janet A. Butlin, thought it was hilarious 'till I pointed out her own initials!

Dr. Jab!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

SO did anybody ever get dyslexic on the poor girl?

I know I used to have a hard time with Fuddruckers!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:22 AM

I went to school with a girl named Cary Hunt. I always thought her parents should have been prosecuted for criminal naivete.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:13 AM

I had a landlord whose name was Dick Haire. .....yikes!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 12:09 PM

Cluin,
Want to bet that Amanda names her daughter Anita?

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Metchosin
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 12:19 AM

I also went ot school with a fellow whose last name was Pister. We called him Mister Pister, he took it well, as did our friend, Master Bates. However, Gummy Evercripple wasn't at all happy with his nickname.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 11:36 PM

I know a lady whose married name is Sharon Dick.

She named her daughter Amanda.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: annamill
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 07:52 PM

Ok, here I go again. For those of you who haven't heard it before...

I went out with a guy, before Honey, who had a boss named Eberhardt Wonderlik. I always wanted to say "Is that true?"

I knew a guy in San Francisco back in the '60s named Dicky Horn. Poor kid. Wonder what ever happened to him?

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 07:50 PM

Jim,

Glad to see that you still got yours,
or is that your last name?

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM

In all my life, I only knew one guy (in high school) who tried to turn my last name into a dirty pun.

His name was Cox.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 08:22 AM

I had a bit of a hard time in school on account of my first name, Scott, thanks to Scott Tissue. I was always being called "Snot Rag", "Ass Wipe", etc. Jokingly of course. Remember the old toilet paper commercial jingle? "Scott Tissue - One hundred and thirty feet loo-oong!" I'd walk into a classroom and kids would chime in with that one all the time.

S

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 08:13 AM

Chuck U Farley! If you can't jake a toke, go in yer own jack yard and back off!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Charles Ulysses Farley
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:04 PM

Yes, Amos, one thing I have learned from the handful of times I have visited this forum is that some of its members were born without the gene that promotes an understanding of irony. And others are just slow on the uptake no matter how the cheese is sliced. So, it is perhaps best to make one's point in increments and "leave no bases untouched" as it were.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Amos
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 06:45 PM

Worked that one right down to the bone, dintycha, Chuck? Didn't wanna leave anything to the imagination. Chuck U. Farley!! Nice to hear from you again.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Charles Ulysses Farley
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 06:23 PM

You people thoroughly disgust me! People who have been given unfortunate names by their parents (who were possibly intoxicated at the time and thought it was funny) deserve your compassion, not your ridicule.

Take my own name, for instance: Charles Ulysses Farley. At first glance it appears to be a fairly innocuous name, not one that lends itself to ridicule. In fact, my own parents had no idea they had given me anything but a fine upstanding name. Not being the type to use "nicknames", my parents have always called me "Charles" and would be surprised to learn of the difficulties my name has caused me.

It was when I entered the public school system that the problems with my name became apparent. Throughout elementary school, my classmates called me "Charlie" and seemed to have thought "Charlie Farley" to be one of the funniest rhymes ever concocted. But, things got much worse when I started high school and people began to call me "Chuck". Inevitably, someone discovered that my middle initial was "U" and I got hung with the moniker "Chuck U. Farley". Believe me, it's not pleasant to be walking down a school hallway and have someone yell out, "Hey! Chuck U. Farley!" and then to have some other moron chime in with, "Did he say, 'Fuck you, Charlie?'" Not pleasant in the least.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 04:22 PM

Friend's girlfriend was named Rottencrotch. Never understood how he got past it.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: jaze
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:41 PM

Spaw, you've had way too much time on your hands!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:40 PM

We kept trying to get two of our petty officers to go out together. His name was Freaky and hers was Virgin. We figured if she hyphenated her name she'd be one Freaky Virgin

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

Spaw, have you considered that the name of this thread "BS: Have you considered................" is witlessly generic, gives no hint of its content, and just invites people to cruise right on by without stopping. If you wuz a hooker you'd be broke. Maybe something like "BS: HEY FUCKFACE! Have you considered this shit?" would be more appropriate.

Anyway, I once knew a girl named Anita Ball. It was true. She'd fuck anyone.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 02:28 PM

I've mentioned this one before but I went to school with a girl named Sharon Peters. I swear we never thought a thing about it until my best friend's Dad cracked up when he heard it and asked, "What's that? Some kind of bathroom game?"

Dense? Yes, I'd love to.....Fox trot or tango?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Metchosin
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 02:18 PM

In elementary school, the surname of one of our classmates was Mycock. Nobody called him by his last name. I also worked with a Bob Dickout once upon a time. We often wondered if he had a flasher in his ancestral line.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM

In the Navy, I once did a stint on limited duty while recouperating from surgery, and was assigned to a base dispensary (sick bay). Their medical record filing system was in a mess. There was an index card on file for every one of the thousands of medical records they kept at the facility. I was tasked with sorting out these cards in alphabetical order. Though it sounds tedious, this job was actually quite amusing because of some of the surnames I came across in the process, like Liddeldich, Glasscock, Horney, Woodcock, Cumming, to list a few.   The Navy uses an abbreviated designator to indicate whether an individual is an officer or enlisted person. These are "OFF" and "ENL", and they appear at the top of these index cards, immediately following the individual's surname. One card turned up which read,

JACK, OFF
Michael P.   

Here in Northern Virginia, there is a practicing OB/GYN physician by the name of Dr. Harry Beaver. Honest. Talk about a name fitting one's livelihood.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:48 PM

And was Patterson a paedophile?

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,LF
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:13 PM

There's a spoof on commercials that plays on the radio waves around here for cider, more specifically, Dickin Cider.

*GROAN* Bad, bad, bad....I know.....

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM

(and I bet I can pull it off.)

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM

I've decided to petition my neighbors to change our street name to Morningwood Lane.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:06 PM

My teenage boys returnt from Church a few weeks ago in fine form. Seems the supply minister had come to class to introduce himself. The boys seemed spent the rest of class commenting that Rev. Woodcock was a fine upstanding gentleman. At least it wasn't my week to teach....

tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:54 AM

My best friend's father is Richard Steele... and yes, he voluntarily goes by the nickname "Dick"... I heard later that the main character in the Naked Gun movies (with Canadian Leslie Neilson) had that as his name....

Brian

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:53 AM

NASCAR had a drive named Dick Trickle.
Someone should have locked his parents away for cruelty!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Chris Green
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:51 AM

I was once at a murder mystery evening which was won by a guy called Mike Hunt.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:44 AM

Spaw:

What are you smoking?

Love,

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:23 AM

I went to school with a guy called Richard Head...in those days the nickname that he would get now did not get used.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Mooh
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:54 AM

...oh yeah, Dick was head of some department or another...Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Mooh
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:52 AM

Once knew a school principal named Gottschalk and at a staff social it brought the house down when I pointed it out to everybody, some of whom had known the guy for years. Also knew a guy named Bob Dick, as in shortened penis.

Back to your regular programming.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

I guess I'm just dense...I never noticed ANY of those till just now. Come to think of it, when I was a kid, I never thought it was cute to play those "say a naughty word" games that guys passed around..."look down your shirt and spell 'attic'"...dumb!

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:32 AM

we have a politician here in Australia with the unfortunate name - Richard Face.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:25 AM

Thanks Spaw, in all my innocence I had never noticed the Peter O'Toole thing. I was too busy sniggering over the unfortunately named Irish TD, Dick Spring.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:54 AM

No.

Subject: RE: BS: Have you considered................
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:49 AM

well.... my name on here is ToulouseCruise (the name of my duo)... pronounced as "Two Loose Screws"... I call our fans the "Too Loose Crew".. so yeah, I have might have considered stuff like that :-)

Brian

Subject: BS: Have you considered................
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:43 AM

Of course you have. We all are aware that Peter O'Toole is a double phallic name. No problem. But awhile ago I was reading that gawdaswful, sillyass Dainty Davy, Curley Pow thread and encountered something I had NOT considered before. Someone brought up the poet, Emily Dickinson...........

This may well be the ultimate in sexually referenced names as "Dickinson" implies elements of homosexuality, pedophelia, and incest.

Something to consider..............

Spaw