BS: Hull Bullfighting Club

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:27 PM

dont know, not enough advertising for it so i forgot

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:14 PM

What's happening tomorrow?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:57 PM

its tomorrow.

we have cut back on advertising this month

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM

That sounds like great fun Mr Legend, I think its a shame to see old traditions die out.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM

oh heck

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 10:57 AM

1 day to go

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 09:42 AM

oh!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 09:06 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: s6k
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 11:56 AM

A WEEK AND A BIT TO GO

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:47 AM

Superteds safetey campaign eh?
It was The Tufty Club in my day!

[Tufty was a big sqwirrel].

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:36 AM

Can we return to spiel on the Hull Bullshit Fighting Club please? Thursday, 2nd of Xmas @ jOhn's world famous folk event staring Muppppett and his support. There will be a stall at the back of the hall (poetry) selling fox-furs, seal skin jackets and moccasons (no socks please) all with a 12 month guarantee from El Ted the Entreprenour (Spell check's shit on this m/c).

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:15 AM

That is a bad photo. I am much slimmer than that now.This new 'fox only' diet is working wonders!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:13 AM

But we all know about Super Teds safety endeavours Super Teds Safety Campaign

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 08:52 AM

'risk assessment' 'safety action plan' blah, blah, blah! I went to a lecture yesterday on BS476 pt31.1 on the new regulations for fire doors, and now my brain hurts! Come the revolution in february next year, I will have all you safety clerks shot!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM

You can tell that Hand pulled Boy and Straw Legend are Elf and Safety Inspecters!

[do you have to wear steel toe capped boots while bullfighting?]

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 08:39 AM

I must interject here: has a proper risk assessment been completed by all the relevant parties on this establishment and duly inserted into the Safety Action Plan & Contract.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 07:33 AM

With steel toe-caps?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: GUEST,muppett
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 04:32 AM

wot about moccasins?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 04:16 AM

Seems like a good deal to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 11:52 AM

As the star of the show Muppet, I will even throw in a new sealskin jacket for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: GUEST,Muppett
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 11:49 AM

Does that mean I can keep your 10 % management fee now (by eck = to an extra Marmite sarnie), WAYHAY

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 11:37 AM

Penny is in charge of you two, I only deal with headline Acts nowadays!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 11:35 AM

I hope you're up to this Ted. You haven't heard our requirements yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: GUEST,Muppett
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 08:00 AM

Hay Ted, There's the beer as well, don't forget the following real ales as well, Snooty Fox & Black bull bitter oh & bluber ale.

Hic.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 07:34 AM

This should help you Ted Lard crisp pie

There seems a lot of flexibility in this contract you need to take firm control.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM

Gordon Bennet mupps!!! Isn't a selection of seal, fox and bull sandwiches enough for you? You want bloody crisps as well? Ok, I will make you some, I have tons of lard at home.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:36 AM

Wot about the crisps Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:32 AM

Georgiansilver - what do you expect if you travel economy class? Why not go the whole hog and take the £15.00 luxury package. After all what's £3.00 to a man of your means. Beware those Romanian bulls, many are still anti-capitalist and don't like buses either.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 03:53 AM

Rest easy girls. I killed a couple of bulls on saturday, and three foxes on sunday, so the sandwiches for muppet's visit are secured.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 09:31 PM

I thought that lard came from pigs. Wouldn't tallow be the fat of choice for bullfight sandwiches?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 07:18 AM

"Tell me, do the Get Stuffed Party still fight seats in Hull?"

The guy with the goat was a hardened member of the "get stuffed party" he was caught paying his subscription.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 02:53 AM

Clearly not the guy spotted from the train. He came at things from a completely different angle!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 03:10 PM

but who could be found to face this fearsome creature....not me for a kick off.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 01:54 PM

Hoist by some strange petard?

Triple points to you Mr Legend!

Tellme, do the Get Stuffed Party still fight seets in Hull?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 01:49 PM

Another Hull goat for LiC

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 12:12 PM

Ok Mr Legend that was pretty good but these goats are Texan........

.......... get the rest of the joke ........ after some beating about the Bush though

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:54 AM

Hull's goats for LfC

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:50 AM

I am determined to visit Hull for some Folk Music at some point but cannot make 2nd Dec as will be in Romania....freezing my b....... off.
Sleeping overnights for 10 days in a coach with no heating.
Will sure come sometime though. Best wishes to you all, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM

See, you are ignoring Gaots again! And no amount of small pointy beards can help

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:45 AM

Some people don't like cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 04:19 AM

All we are saying is give goats a chance, but you bullists never listen.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Dead Horse
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 03:10 AM

Au lait!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 03:39 PM

i wouldnt miss it if elvis came down and said.. "dont go to marlborough on the 2nd"

id say: "shutup elvis"

i might come if i am doing not doing nowt to be doing

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sweetfia
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 02:00 PM

Dec 2nd is one I will definately won't miss...as long as i've been a good girl and got all my course work done that is!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM

jOhn, your spelling is getting worse..it should be the bullshiting club!
Only joking, Best wishes Mate. Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM

(that seems more like the bull THROWING club)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:53 AM

"you need to combine a few of these clubs, else you run out of days in the month. Perhaps Spelling & Bullfighting....if you can't spell a word, you have to fight a bull blindfolded."

The 'Boveril' (sic) thread seems to bring the two clubs together nicely.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:16 AM

shagging a skate ain't the same thing dave.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:11 AM

I seem to recall something about mermaids and head!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Bullfighting Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:08 AM

You never see mermaids with human legs and a fish's head do you?