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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:15 PM Rap - she already knows the words.. this is the child who fell off a chair at 18months old and said 'Oh Bowwocks'. EPN, is it a good idea to stand with your back to the fire? Remember the last time you ate beans and stood by a nekkid flame..... I'm going to curl up in the big armchair with my sewing, and listen to a few rare tunes from the corner.... pass the mulled wine and the chocolates please! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MMario Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:20 PM Liz, I tried to mull the chocolate, but it all melted! So I guess you'll just have to dunk this fruit and sponge cake into it if you really want it. Or shall I just hunt you up a spoon? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Dec 04 - 08:03 PM Who needs a spoon? Just pass me the bowl.... I'll do it 'natures' way'.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Elf one Date: 08 Dec 04 - 02:01 AM Its ok for you lot....someones got to WORK around here!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 08 Dec 04 - 03:51 AM The derelict in the corner stirs, exhuding a miasma of stale brandy and starts to mumble Leadbelly's "On a Christmas Day",rattling his tin cup hopefully... RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: InOBU Date: 08 Dec 04 - 08:42 AM Limpit wakes to find a room full of happy Mucatters nattering away, but it is VERY quite, reaches up to find earphones taped to her head... Someone is holding up the words to the song that Sorcha Dorcha (with Dick Cheney and the Quakers) is singing... so she wont feel left out... the words, on big cards are all about kittins and candy... those who can hear the words ... know that they are all about a dirty night out in Dublin... Cheers Lorcan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Thisbe, with her silver salver Date: 08 Dec 04 - 10:55 AM Walking into the room with a large bottle of good red French wine on her salver, Thisbe gazes around in astonishment at the mess in the room. "I have only been away for a few minutes--when that nice DougR came in and bought drinks all around I went to retreive this Nurse Ratched was acting a little funny back there near the wine cellar, and wanted to set up the electro-shock machine. I TOLD her it wouldn't work on me, my head is a polymer resin and there is no frontal lobe to shock. . . The statuesque figure moves through the room offering wine to those who are still upright and who have something resembling a vessel to hold the fine drink. She reaches down to pat the head of the child under the tree, and asks quietly "would you like to help decorate the tree? Most of the ornaments are up on the rafters, and the kitties and ducks can help you, but there is a box of stuff behind the bar also. And while you're at it, the Nissetroll needs to be made comfortable in someplace where she can guard the tree but not be seen by most of the crowd. Up in the rafters, I think. She has a big job ahead of her! Look--there's a harness you can try out. Moonglow can show you how to put it on." Visions of a manic Peter Pan performance drift through the empty chamber of Thisbe's cranium. . . "Mr. Rapaire, may I assist you to your feet? Let's find you a place next to this nice lady in the thong and red fur-lined teddie." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Amanda Plain and Tall Date: 09 Dec 04 - 12:01 AM Amanda raises her eyebrows, first indepentantly, then together, and silently points to the new arrival, an honest-to-gosh fully-decked out from ten-gallon-to-spurs shurrif. The man gasps, fall to his knees, and extends THIS . "Scuze.....me....ya'll...*gasp*...has...*gasp*...anybody seen this...this...MONSTER?!??! Suddenly everyone in the room realizes the sherrif is two feet tall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Amanda Plain and Tall Date: 09 Dec 04 - 12:02 AM (What dirty night out in Dublin? What did I miss??!?! ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:36 AM Seem to be missing all the action, had to go and do some intensive Christmas shopping. Still it's all over now and I've even managed to wrap both the presents. Glad I kept those festive sweet wrappers, they did the job a treat. Also managed to get some needle rash ointment for Lynne, not that she's feeling much after all that alcohol and jello. Just been served by a waiter with frogs legs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: InOBU Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:51 AM BRILLIANT POSTER !!!! Good youve sobered up Amanda! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 09 Dec 04 - 11:31 AM Yes, I sobered up Amanda. It wasn't easy mind you as her trifle had been over sherried and the last 5 portions had proved too much for her. I won't of course say how I did it as the reindeer involved shall remain nameless. Can't say that I'm overly keen on these frog's legs, terribly difficult to keep them on the plate. Garlic sandwich anyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Dec 04 - 01:05 PM Duck's head appears over the parapet! "Oi Frisbee"! "You may have a plastic head you can skim across the room, but that doesn't entitle you to 'Volunteer' us web-footers for child minding." "I've known Squeakie Minor for long enough to know you don't aproach Limpet without suitable body armour." "By the way - why is Squeakie covered head to foot in chocolate?" "Barkeep - that reminds me - have you a barrel of Young's Chocolate Stout behind the bar. Pour me a good measure and I'll send down the basket! Cheers!" Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Rapparee Date: 09 Dec 04 - 01:17 PM "I had frog legs once," he mutters, "but I had a really good orthopedic surgeon who fixed me right up." And he passes out into the furry thong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Dec 04 - 02:27 PM Furry Thongs - is Jimmy the Mad Dentist selling them now? It must be a very accurate crumple to pass out and land in one of those! Do you have to have a colleague hold it out at the correct height? Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:00 PM el_punkoid smirked gently at the thought of furry thongs. "That'd keep me toes nice and warm" he muttered. Mindful of LtS's advice, and having a mildly scorched bum, he sidled away from the fire, and eyed up the heap of recorders in the corner of the bar. "Nah - done that trick. What this fire needs is a bit more willow - these cricket bats will do nicely, now we've finished the Zimbabwe tour. What we really need is a good pair of bellows." He looked around the crowd. "Anyone got a concertina? Accordion maybe?" he yelled. He turned to the bar. "Hey, waiter" he called. "have you got Frogs Legs?" "Well hop over here with an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!". The punkoid was not reknowned for his sparklingly original wit... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: jacqui.c Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:41 PM Well, it's nice to be able just to settle into a comfy chair for a while and not think about where we're travelling to next! I'd love to know where the tree ornaments came from - never seem any quite that ....... interesting. All I want is a nice glass of wine, feet up and a snooze for an hour or so. Mmario - those fillets look lovely and did anyone mention squid? Almost as good as lobster. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Dec 04 - 07:11 PM I think the tree decorations were a Waltons Family outtake special - John Boy hanging from his balls on the Christmas Tree.... Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:24 PM Plenty of squid left over in that jar. People know where that squid has been. Ahh.... it's about time that blasted cat removed itself from my shoulder. I was afraid to move for awhile (remembering a cat a few years ago and it's nasty nature) Ha ha ha to you Mudcat-No claws- ha ha ha.(It is most deserving) I can sure smell that those picked eggs got eaten up, don't even need Spaw and the Reg boys to tell you that. One thing I forgot to mention though, was a little secret ingredient in those eggs. If the lights on the tree start to look like rainbow strobe lights and the frog legs start to dance, well my friends, then you found yourself a good egg. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MAG Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:47 PM Gator Sandwich. ugh. nasty stuff. I tried it once in that little joint out Tornado Alley way -- the one with the poster of Donna whats-her-name on the wall. Now, this smoked salmon from the Pacific Northwest is something else chocolate stout. Is there a form of alcohol with chocolate in it besides those syrupy licquers? er, liquor -- licquere ... er, never mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 09 Dec 04 - 10:58 PM Sage was not aware of the (alledged) reputation of the small child Limpit, so engaged her assistance in retreiving the ornaments from the rafters to place on the tree. The jello-daubed harness wasn't needed, and was left dangling near the wall out of sight. Sorry about no more squid--the last one refused to practice self-immolation and scuttled off to sea. You'll have to do with hot dogs instead. Jacqui.c, did you check under that chair before you sat down? I think there were a couple of eeeewwwwwwww! you'd better clean your shoes before you try to put them on again. It has been confirmed, there are ducks beneath your chair. "Thisbe, what is Rapaire doing with that coffee?! He might ruin that leather thing." Winks and says under her breath in the Mudcat secret language: Considering the possibilities of images, from handbags to thongs and far beyond, my choice was quite moderate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MBSLynne Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM MBSLynne rolls on the floor...helpless with laughter at Geoff the Duck's last posting. Quick someone...give me something alcoholic...I need to catch my breath! And that Pacific smoked salmon sounds JUST the thing I need too....But don't let me look at the Christmas tree or it'll set me off again...snigger...giggle...titter.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM Just attacking my fourth Double Chocolate Stout (yes there is such a thing and it's extremely moreish) and saw John Boy's balls through somewhat misty eyes. How DID he apply that glitter, if indeed it is glitter. John Boy's alcoholically lifeless hand drops an aerosol can emblazoned with the words "Knacker Lacquer - Adds Lustre to your Cluster". Ah the smoked salmon, a little pepper and lemon, buttered brown bread, maybe a smidgin of caviar. John Boy stirs and gazes enviously at MBSLynne now free from her arborial encumbrance. However, even that slight movement lodges the offending branch deeper into it's unwilling receptacle and the resulting tears once more cloud his sight. Millions of TV viewers rejoice, it's payback time. God! those pickled eggs..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: InOBU Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:03 AM Ah my good pal Punkinoid... I'll lend thee my concertina... but thee must promise quite faithfully not to throw it in the fire! Chheeerrzzzz Lor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MBSLynne Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:33 AM Damn Mingulay! Just as I was calming down...snigger..snort...guffaw..hhaaaahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Oh Gods! I can't breathe!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:44 AM Careful Lynne or you will dislodge that calming suppository from your previously betwigged nether parts and reinsertion is not an option, not without THE SCREENS. Besides, where can we find a hop pole this far from Kent. What's the pole for I hear you say, I'm going to open the top windows. Those pickled eggs......... Back to my Chocolate Stout and smoked salmon. Playfully cudgel John Boy about the head with a half burnt crumhorn in an attempt to stifle the moans which are drowning out the singaround in the snug. A banjo starts up in the corner. It is soon stopped by removing the rotor arm and battery. Its operator is hung by the scrotum as a warning to others. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:29 AM "Moose Drool," he whispers, with a furry tongue and a furry mouth and a furry head. "Moose Drool, please. I really need Moose Drool." And he falls backwards, landing on top of (and in the middle of the leavings of) several ducks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,The Amazing Rutherford Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:39 AM Woman gone. Tree gone. Amazing Rutherford go to make Christmas whoopee with Wendigo. Now Amazing Rutherford gone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:42 AM Rutherford was last seen pole vaulting through the door in hot pursuit of woman shouting "where did Wendigo?". Woman sneaks back in and is found looking admiringly at tree decoration. Meanwhile Rutherford is pogoing his way to the forest hoping for a deep snowdrift when he spots the rear end of a moose directly in his path at the end of this trajectory........... A four legged squid on crutches clunks his way into the bar throws a hula hoop onto the counter and says "my round I think". He retreives a dustbin lid and two bottle tops in change and, complaining about the prices compared to the Legion, immerses himself in jello. A nightingale sings in Berkeley CA. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MMario Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM This recipe looks tasty. Anyone know how uch hare I'd need to server 250? Christmas hare Zajac swiateczny 4 lb hare bottle white dry wine 1pint sour cream 3 tbsp butter 2 tablespoon oil 2 tablespoon flour 1/2 ham - diced 1/2 lb mushrooms 10 small onions 1 teaspoon sugar thyme, bay-tree leaf, fresh parsley 2 cloves of garlic, salt, pepper, juniper, basil Cut the hare into portions. Cut the onions into cubes and add to the wine. Add salt, pepper, spices and a tablespoon of oil. Mix and add to the hare. Leave for 8 hours in a cool place. Then take out the meat, leave it for a while, fry in oil and 1 tbsp butter. When the hare is well fried, sprinkle it with flour. Once again add the wine, thyme, parsley, garlic and salt and pepper. (reserve the onions) Cook under a lid for about an hour. Dice the mushrooms and fry in 1 tbsp butter. Fry onions in remaining butter with sugar. Now put the hare in a heat resistant pot, mix the sauce with sour cream, add ham, onions, and mushrooms, pour the sauce over the hare and cook, covered until soft. Add a tablespoon of flour to the sauce to thicken. Serve over toast points, potatoes, rice ,polenta or noodles. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:28 AM el_punkoid picks up InOBU's conertina, and smiles gratefully (a fatal think from a punkoid). "Does this thing give a good breeze?" He pulls and squeezes the box, and jumps back in amazement at the appalling sound it emits. "Holy flamethrowers!" he cries, doing his best impersonation of a certain caped crusader's assistant. His jump heralds further disasters, as he lands on a particularly sloppy bit of jello mixed with the reminders of duck presence. As he struggles to regain his balance, he throws the concertina - by sheer luck managing not to land it in the fire. He, on the other hand lands at the base of the Christmas tree, his hand on a round aerosol canister. el_punkoid picks the canister up. "KnackerLaquer" he says. "Aerosol can". He pauses, momentarily deep in thought. "That tina was no help in boosting this fire. Butane propellant though - just what any self respecting pyro needs!" The punk climbs onto his knees, and crawls, and starts to crawl firewards. "Hey guys - I could use a whisky as well" he calls... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:38 AM If you can't find enough rabbit, try this recipe instead (since you only need one bison, the shopping would be much easier): Yanasa Gunvhi (Cherokee Buffalo Stew) Buffalo meat is very tasty, and has less fat than beef. 2 lbs of buffalo stew meat, cut into 1-inch cubes 24 wild onions 4 qts wild game stock or water 2 lbs of wild tubers such as yucca 1 Tbsp sage Salt Brown the buffalo cubes on high heat until seared (about 3 min.) Add 4 quarts of water, tubers, onions, and sage, and boil until ingredients are tender. Remove from fire and place into baking dish. Bake at 425 degrees for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and salt to taste. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: InOBU Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM Not WHISKEY! Cries Amanda Plain and Tall, realizing that it is Punkinoid's intent to put out a wee fire started next to the grate, here throw this on it... APPLE JUICE! ...... WOOOOOOOOFFFFFF! she tosses the apple juice (whiskey... see earlier part of thread) Lorcan jumps up to help, putting his head through.... oh... there's the phone.... tell you in a.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM John Boy alerted by a prescence at the base of tree stares down in horror at the sight below. A mad punk covered in jello crawls toward the fire canister in hand, chaos in mind. John Boy knows the power of the aerosol contents only too well, with added flame who knows...... The concertina after describing a perfect arc through the air lands on the face of a slumbering drunk, who, thinking it some kind of bug, throws it off herself only for it to land on the punk's hand thus dislodging the can which rolls under a chair. John Boy faints with relief. Too many nuts have been scorched already. Four waiters stagger in with a huge hare pie, steam rising from its crust. They are closely followed by several hares protesting about the making and consumption of pies. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:55 AM Picking himself up, slipping several times in the...duck leavings, he downs the Moose Drool and gasps out, "Afterburner!" The barmistress knows what is needed, though she fears what is coming, and hands him a mixture of 151 proof rum and grain alcohol -- and a butane lighter. "Point it away from the drapes and try not to singe Limpit," she says. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Dec 04 - 12:56 PM Sage decides that the steaming hot tub out on the covered back patio looks like a quiet retreat from the chaos inside the tavern. Picking up her bag with the swim suit and fluffy towel and robe, she heads for the infamous Mudcat women's room to change. "Gotta remember not to get near that third stall, that's the one where Liz got stuck a couple of years ago." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Geoff the Duck Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:01 PM MMario - if you need to expand the Hare Stew exponentially I expect that Frizbee can use her connections to borrow a Cornucopia to cook it in. You'll have to keep it quiet though, I dread to think what sort of scenes we'd get if Oaklet and company hear that somebody has got a "horn of plenty".... Barkeep - by the way - who IS behind the bar this year? I like to have a face to attach to a name.... Anyway, whoever you might be, can you pour MAG a glass of the Young's Double Chocolate Stout and a round of their Christmas Pudding Ale for the rest of the company. BLICKY HERE You'll have to navigate to the beers yourself... And I don't understand why people are complaining about Duck leavings. About the only thing I've ever left in here is empty glasses..... Mind you - if somebody offered to refill them............... Quack!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:27 PM Who'da thunk it--I entered "duck poop" in Google images and got this. Of course, the image doesn't convey the slipperyness, the size or the smell. . . this is of the avian kind of duck, naturally! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MAG Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:31 PM OK, here comes the super green clean machine, which squirts water and sucks it up again. A quickie all around the floor. Have to get rid of the smell before I discover chocolate stout. wow. Can it get it in Portland, OR.? Round singers are taking a break. will resume shortly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:44 PM Thanks, MAG! I was just about to post a query about how the place could have been so clean 10 days ago and in such a state now! It just needed a little TLC (Terrific Licquor Concentration). Ask the barkeep if he'll pass along one of those hard apple ciders to the hot tub, please! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: InOBU Date: 11 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM (long phone call! Outer Mongolia, lost Friend, needed directions, on foot, to Katmando... wanted to stay on the phone till he got there...)... the back of dick Cheney's guitar... head poping out the sound hole. "Ah JAZUS will ye look at all this ree rah!" says Lorcan... "we need to slow all this down!" So, with Cheney's guitar still around his neck, he picks up his own, and plays as Amanda sings, leaving the Monkey House... (Lyrics posted in the music threads). Cheers - glad the fire was put out while I was on the phone Lor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 11 Dec 04 - 05:43 PM The punkoid looked around him. "Hey - where's everyone gone suddenly? It's a bit quiet in here - maybe they're watching out-takes from the Waltons... Or are they all in the hot tub washing off the jello flavoured duck empties?" Even the resident carol singers were quiet. Quietly, he begins to hum, and then sing... "It was Christmas Eve, Babe..." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 11 Dec 04 - 10:41 PM Sage invited Moonglow to join her, and they are soaking in the hot water of the hot tub, enjoying the dark, cool night air surrounding the steaming water. There are a couple of cats, Siamese-mixes, perched happily on the edge of the tub, the calico trying to delicately groom the wet hair when it moves close to her. The jello was apparently contained within the building, and judging from the green rivulets running across the pavement from the front and side doors, the hose-down seems to have done the trick for the inside. "Is there anything left to eat in there?" one of the women shouts towoard the open doorway. It that cute cook hasn't slipped back into an Elizabethan time-warp, maybe he still has some fresh rabbit stew. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Rapparee Date: 12 Dec 04 - 03:52 PM Nothing much was going on, and so, on the Seventh Day, he rested. Just as he had been doing the previous six. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Dec 04 - 04:48 PM Right, Limpit and I are back from the wilds of Norfolk and are ready to party... just as soon as I recover from last Friday - 40yrs old with a dicky ticker is NOT the time to start going to rock gigs! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: MMario Date: 12 Dec 04 - 06:56 PM Sorry - it wasn't an elizabethean time warp this time - just a Victorian one! But I brought back a bunch of figgy pudding, a big bowl of Wassail and all the leftovers from Clara Hollywells Christmas party. Mrs. O'Hara (the Hollywell's housekeeper) got a bit carried away - so there's a crown roast of venison; two untouched roast goose, some excellent pigeon pie and and entire tureen of lobster bisque! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 12 Dec 04 - 11:09 PM Ooooh--fix us up a nice tray and have Thisbe bring it out, would you? And maybe Liz and Limpit would like to join us out in the tub. A mother/daughter soak sounds nice. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:53 AM SRS - she's 8... she'll bring her Barbie mermaid, the Baby Born bathable baby doll, several rubber duckies and some unsavoury habits with her.... do you really want to share? Now I, on the other hand have learnt to get out of the bath to pee.... but I insist on there being lots of bubbles and a vanilla scented candle. However, the food will have to wait.. I've got 16lbs to lose before next month's surgery (or else they'll not be able to find the right place)... hang on though.... remove the pastry from the pigeon pie take the fatty skin off the goose - hey, it's all Atkins friendly - I can scoff the lot! (Oddly enough, my mothers' pet name for me when I was little... her pigeon pie.... could this be why I hate the damn birds now? Only good pigeon is a squab, with hollandaise!). Now.. where did those carol singers go? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:21 AM Did you sit on those carol singers by mistake? I heard a distinct squishy sound..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:42 AM YAAAYYYYYYYY!!! 200th Post!!! MINE, MINE, all LTs |
