BS: Sorry I'm simian and single!

Subject: RE: BS: Sorry I'm simian and single!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM

Well, try this little experiment, Mr. Chimp:

Put a member of your species in one cage. Put a member of Homo Sapiens in an adjoining cage. Wait and see which one will be first to fling poo at the other. I'll guarantee you it'll be the chimp every time unless the human just happens to be a politician.

Subject: BS: Sorry I'm simian and single!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 11:03 AM

I've noticed that posts written by primates tend to draw intemperate and unreasonable attacks by various abusive individuals on this forum, and I wish it would stop. As a proud chimpanzee who has led a productive and useful life bustin' criminals in the greater Chicago area and serving the cause of justice I feel that I deserve better than to be singled out and treated like a stereotype by various people who basically just hate apes! What have apes ever done to you? Did we put you in cages? No. Did we force you to perform demeaning circus acts in front of rubes and hayseeds and pay you peanuts for doing it? No. I'm really getting tired of all the prejudice, and I would appreciate it if people would just tone down the vitriol a little and act reasonable.

And I am makin' no apologies for being single. I just ain't found "Miss Right" yet.