BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM

Write a story about Xmas, each person can only post 3 words at a time.
I'll start=

One Day, Santa

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM

and an elf

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM

was busy making

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM

ate some sandwidges

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

made from snow

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From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

ho, ho, ho

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From: Seaking
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM

bought in Marks

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:42 AM

said Albert Tatlock

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM

to Ena Sharples

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM

Haddock Norse Porridge

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:10 AM

Kippers and custard

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:12 AM

when along came

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM

a big hamster

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM

oh my giddy

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM

sphincter is about

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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM

giddy giddy gander

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From: Partridge
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM

all over hammy

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:53 AM

covered with tinsle

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM

carrying a parcel

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM

which rhymes with

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:59 AM

A huge erection

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:14 AM

bad boy Rudolph

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From: Seaking
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM

said Santa removing

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:27 AM

black cocktail dress

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM

Black cock; DRESS?

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM

Oh! Sir Humphrey

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:30 AM

you are big!

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From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:32 AM

Brace your self

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:33 AM

attach the clingfilm

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:36 AM

damn the torpedos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:42 AM

penetrate at will!    Cluin, you are allowed an extra word, because ' your self' is one word, not two.

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:43 AM

Eventually, the pain

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM

caused my sphincter

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:03 AM

to explode unfestively

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From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM

in your face.

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:41 AM

Too much detail

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From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM

feel free to edit

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:41 PM

where upon it

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM

rolled over and

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM

fell over the

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From: Padre
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:51 PM

misletoe festooned mantel

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From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM

Luckily, Mrs. Clause

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM

removed her bra

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:15 PM

and santa jumped

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From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:17 PM

mono-clonal in-utero pregnancy

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From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM

and jumped and

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM

into the fire

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:50 PM

to find his

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:51 PM

neighbour looking through

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From: Eye Lander
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM

the key hole

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:16 PM

and what did

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM

he see but

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM

santa on top

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From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:32 PM

of things generally

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:30 PM

with a sprig

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From: webfolk
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM

of holly and

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From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:55 PM

a big red

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:43 PM

piece of edam,

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From: Metchosin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:58 PM

stuffed up his

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From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 12:38 AM

sleeve, as he

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From: open mike
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 02:36 AM

continued to prepare

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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 03:04 AM

the reindeer jerky

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM

santa says here

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

hold still , Jerky

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From: Metchosin
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM

while I get

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM

my sack of

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From: Seaking
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM

sorry, sack off

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From: InOBU
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 12:58 PM

some story, yeach

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 02:53 PM

toys are ready

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM

Lets go then

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM

just need batteries

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM

and a salt

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 09:17 PM

and a pepper

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM

plus tomato sauce

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 03:38 AM

and a versatile

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM

plus GPS navigation

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From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM

meanwhile, the hamster

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 08:00 AM

got squashed by

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 02:45 PM

a pet shop

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 02:49 PM

delievery van owned

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM

by none other

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM

than Sir jOhn.

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From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 09:53 PM

John felt extremly,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:29 AM

unknightly with his

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From: GUEST,bflat
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM

nightie so tightie

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:35 AM

and thus revenged

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:47 AM

himself upon Santa

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM

Help! Santa's unconscious.

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From: PoppaGator
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM

Call the cops

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM

call the ambulance

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM

because jOhn has

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:28 PM

told me that

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM

he wants me

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM

to beat Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:30 PM

to the 100th

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM

OH NO HE

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM

he wont do

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM

oh yes he

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM

no he wont

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM

100th

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM

Sorry Sir John AND sUPER TED

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:48 PM

Fuck it all

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

yelled the elves

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

said santa claus

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

hissed Mrs Claus

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM

cheered the reindeer

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:02 PM

yippee its Christmas

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:21 PM

Shaddup said Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM

the sleigh's broke

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM

and my hemmorhoids

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM

my prostate too

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM

swollen to piss

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:05 PM

his bladder full

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From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:10 PM

of damn milk

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:23 PM

of too dr's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:24 PM

to see if

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM

he can help

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM

poor santa claus

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 08:51 PM

mend the slay

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM

But he couldn't

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:40 PM

put Humpty together

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From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:00 AM

With reindeer snot

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From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:14 AM

SUddenly, ferociously, caterwauling...

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From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:18 AM

Rudolph raised his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM

big red swollen

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From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:44 AM

nose, and he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:46 AM

let loose a

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From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:53 AM

really really big

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:03 AM

and fantatically loud

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:13 AM

burst of malodorous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:18 AM

masticated tundra burps

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM

which reverberated around

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM

the freezing grotto

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM

to the point

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM

of no return

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From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM

Santa's had enough

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:49 AM

of roof traversing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:53 AM

and ass compressing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:57 AM

so he removed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM

his finger from

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From: Schantieman
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM

the woodpecker's hole

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:21 AM

and wiped his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM

nose with it.

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM

Then the reindeer

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From: Bernard
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM

droppings for miles

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM

began to glow

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM

like Rudolph's nose

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From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 10:56 AM

. Soon, the night

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:13 PM

was dark and

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM

thick heavy snow,

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM

and children slept

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM

the sleigh heavy

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM

with bulging stockings

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:48 PM

food for reindeer

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 01:07 PM

was not available

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From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM

for repainting, as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM

the Abominable Snowman

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM

spilt the paint

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:20 PM

while reaching for

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From: MaineDog
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:21 PM

cheered the baby

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM

who was crying

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM

his little heart.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM

Mary and Joseph

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:43 PM

could'nt stop Jesus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:58 PM

biting his nails

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From: Cluin
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:45 AM

into his hands

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM

and throwing them

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM

into the snow

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From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 04:52 AM

where they melted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

due to salt.

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM

intake being excessive

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 05:56 AM

vomiting projected across

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From: matai
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:23 AM

the grand canyon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:36 AM

and far beyond

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM

barbed wire fences

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM

and the electric

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM

christmas lights which

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM

were really nice

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:27 AM

except for the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:29 AM

illuminate santa claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM

which was punctured

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM

and slowly deflating

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM

and his sack

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From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM

mysteriously levitated skywards

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM

and reappear in

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM

The North Pole.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:29 AM

Break three eggs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM

fry the bacon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM

feed the world

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:12 PM

cod and chips

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM

instead of presents

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM

So of Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:23 PM

goes into the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:24 PM

sky above the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM

North Pole heading

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM

towards the third

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM

world countries of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM

and them beyond

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM

and suddenly he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM

remembered that he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM

passed 200th posts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:17 PM

festooned with tinsel

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:24 PM

little things please

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:53 PM

the little people

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM

who are called?.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:10 PM

Children, go where

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:26 PM

I send thee

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM

Pack your bags

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM

as soon as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:31 PM

possible,go now

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM

and sin no

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:02 PM

mower for lawn

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM

grass has grown

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM

harvest and smoke

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM

gets in your

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 03:36 PM

eyes you stupid

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 04:28 PM

stupid, stupid, STUPID

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:39 PM

reindeer and children.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM

this thread gets

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:44 PM

more tenuous hourly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM

it sure does!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM

Christmas is a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:57 PM

time for giving

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM

big rip off

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:01 PM

over-priced gifts to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:02 PM

jOhn from Hull

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:03 PM

just to break

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM

the monotony of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 08:41 PM

socks and hankies.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 02:41 AM

after shave,perfume

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM

and much chocolate.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:41 AM

santa decided that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM

now's the time

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:01 AM

for rectum replacement

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM

No more genocide

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

Oiled fairy cakes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM

came to santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM

and said its

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

nearly christmas eve

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

and the childrens

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM

xmas list isnt

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM

finished yet as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:04 AM

isotope periwinkle hardboard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:06 AM

have run out

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:20 AM

of sex aids

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:34 AM

and condoms for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:46 AM

harri watts band

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM

slippery customers those

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:03 AM

beige clad wankers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM

dancing spanish style

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

in pink satin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM

never yet caught

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 12:22 PM

in a rat-trap

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 05:06 PM

by their hairy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 08:32 AM

hands and feet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM

playing with their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM

ghoulies and ghosties

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

and nebulous posties

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM

Goat Herring Concrete

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM

were talking rubbish

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 02:13 AM

while seducing Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 02:26 AM

with feather dusters

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 03:11 AM

Bung plaster helical

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 03:34 AM

before it spreads

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:08 AM

Gold flat moisture ( go on, make something from that then, you bugger!)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM

seeking difficult equilibrium

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM

I give in!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:35 AM

Generous Self implosion?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:38 AM

I've been drinking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM

Fell off chair

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM

Ho Ho Ho

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM

It's a stool

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM

Eight inches long

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

size doesn't matter

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 10:08 AM

Entre deux Merdes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:47 PM

that blasted heath

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 05:35 PM

kits into space

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 05:41 PM

nearly knocking Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 06:21 PM

Fat old bastard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 08:34 PM

that he was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 09:26 PM

off the loo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 09:27 PM

off his sleigh

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM

he retrieved a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 09:41 PM

bemused looking Rudolph

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM

said "Lessoftheold" Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM

Portmanteauwordsdon'tcount said Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM

clevershit said fB (Nice one , Giok.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM

Happy New Year

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 09:37 AM

Ceud mil failte.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 12:03 PM

Je ne comprend pas (pardon, c'est quatre)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 12:16 PM

quatre mots non permettez!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM

Aussi c'est interdit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 03:52 PM

Eh bien, maintenant

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Dec 04 - 04:31 PM

Defense de fumer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM

pilae tibi mate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM

Baiser mon cul

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM

Anglaze sayvoo play

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 01:26 PM

Ja. Oui. Yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM

Three word story ? How about -One !

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM

Three hundred

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM

That was going to be One Two Three Hundred but Lauar got in just ahead of me !

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 03:29 PM

Tel can't count

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 04:29 PM

In CHRISTMAS town

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 05:00 PM

where the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:17 PM

Christmas is OVER!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:20 PM

disjointed syllables abound

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 02:23 PM

and children frolic

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 04 - 06:39 AM

unphotographed by parents.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Dec 04 - 11:30 PM

and eat cake

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Jan 05 - 01:14 PM

laced with hashish

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Jan 05 - 03:36 PM

made from soapandoxocubes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 01:33 AM

sprinkled liberally with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM

hundreds and thousands

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 01:58 PM

of body parts.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM

from Hannibal Lecter's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM

new K-Mart line

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 02:21 PM

Not Xmas now!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM

Sweet dreams, Kiddies!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM

was just introduced

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM

To Saddam Hussein

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:28 PM

and Billy Barty

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 05 - 01:36 PM

The following year

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Jan 05 - 01:48 PM

and joyfully they

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 05 - 03:00 PM

celebrated the holiday

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM

by dancing with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM

cats and dogs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Jan 05 - 03:01 AM

while dangling his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Jan 05 - 03:22 AM

nuts from a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Jan 05 - 01:47 PM

traditional may pole

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jan 05 - 12:10 PM

While exchanging gifts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM

With Neddy Seagoon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM

in Bora Bora

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 01:14 AM

and the band

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 04:23 AM

played Waltzing Matilda

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 04:36 AM

as our ship

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 05:24 AM

was held up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 08:14 AM

to close scrutiny

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 08:44 AM

by cannibal warriors

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM

and Hannibal Hayes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 12:08 PM

In fishnet stockings

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 12:12 PM

and killer heels

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 12:15 PM

which he bought

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM

from Paris Hilton

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 03:49 PM

after she finished

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM

making sex films

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 06:04 PM

and Tiddy Oggies

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM

her famous cookies

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 08:58 PM

were bitten by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 05 - 09:00 PM

sex starved mutants

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 01:59 PM

They exchanged gifts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM

and F***ed off

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 04:30 PM

with all the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM

relatives who visited.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 06:36 PM

every bloody Sunday

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 07:22 PM

protestor witnessed murder

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 10:07 PM

But this year

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM

protestor murdered witness

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 05:40 AM

protector Oliver Cromwell

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 08:40 AM

and his Roundheads

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM

and his blackheads

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM

raped the Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM

poor Freddy Mercury

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM

No, poor Elizabeth.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM

lost her mittens

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:57 PM

while reaching into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:07 PM

Diana's toy box

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:18 PM

while Prince Harry

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:42 PM

fondled his member

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 11:59 PM

thinking theriouth thoughth

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 05:03 AM

of Britney Spears

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 09:34 AM

and her dogs.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 11:22 AM

toking a number

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 03:10 PM

with other friends

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 04:00 PM

and deeply incestual

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM

thoughts of cousins.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM

O my brothers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 12:53 PM

Camilla Parker Bowels

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 01:52 PM

on the loo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 03:47 PM

clutching the strainbar

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 05:47 PM

while blowing Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 01:15 AM

A Royal Blumpkin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM

Merry Christmas, Chuckie!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 10:40 AM

she said with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 11:06 AM

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM

her mouth full

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM

Prince Harry's next!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 06:08 AM

HRH pubic heir

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:02 PM

approached Camilla cautiously.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:40 PM

she was mounted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM

on a horse

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:42 PM

16 hands up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:39 PM

Come my prince,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:10 AM

Let me drive

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:36 AM

your royal wand.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:55 AM

ride a cockhorse

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM

and give you

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM

a heavy box

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM

with in is

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:40 PM

a heavy box

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM

full of gold

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 04:43 PM

I'm already rich

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:27 PM

but you'll need

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 05:45 AM

a proper job

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:36 AM

to keep up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 09:52 AM

with Charlie Windsor.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:44 PM

And Mabel Slough

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM

not to mention

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM

the royal consort.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM

Mrs Ethel Shroke

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Ooh-Aah2
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 02:12 PM

Suddenly, Rupert Murdoch

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM

asked to buy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 03:19 PM

some excellent grass

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 04:18 PM

Camilla and Charlie

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:07 PM

Smoked one's lawn

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 10:34 AM

and threw up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 10:44 AM

all over the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 11:08 AM

Queen's corgis (pretend it's 3 words)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM

and Dinky Toys

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 12:50 PM

which were scattered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 09:15 PM

throughout the kingdom.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:25 PM

Rudolph's mum, Rudolphiniaopolis

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:28 PM

Known as Ruby

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:46 PM

Sat on her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:21 PM

pin cushion, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM

tickled her fancy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM

not to mention

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM

Scratching her Volvo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:20 PM

She jumped up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM

and hit her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 03:46 PM

catabas with a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 07:54 AM

large blunt instrument

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:47 AM

of torture which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:56 AM

was shaped like

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM

a large spatula

HA!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM

OH DEAR GOD...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM

What will become

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM

of the porcupine

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM

up George Bush's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM

tight presidential cheeks?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM

Its pointed quills

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:00 AM

and trembling knees

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 08:34 AM

were signs that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM

it was repressed,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM

and depressed too.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 01:49 AM

Thrusting with gusto,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 04:04 AM

came and went

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM

then was gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM

into a bottomless

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 10:08 PM

dark, stinking pit.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:55 AM

Pass the Cheetos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 06:37 AM

hide the silver

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:33 AM

stash the drugs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:51 AM

here comes nameofinfamouscelebrityrenownedforfuckingupbigtime

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:13 AM

Leslie 'Dirtyden' Grantham

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:23 PM

who prefers 19yrold

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM

sheep to women.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM

I love ewe

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:16 AM

U2 played the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 06:29 AM

the last torpedo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM

from their album

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM

of rude photos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:11 PM

of farmyard animals

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:04 PM

and British Royalty.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:18 PM

Bono boned a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at friends house (i WILL convert he
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM

large pink spatula

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:18 AM

doffed his colander

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:23 AM

and shouted "WherethehellamI".

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:22 AM

That was the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM

end of that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:34 AM

Mornington 'Bloody' Crescent

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:51 AM

Huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM

Five fat squirrels

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

fucking four ferrets

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:44 AM

for fun & profit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:23 AM

This is getting to be quite unfunny and highly uninteresting.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: harpmaker
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:45 AM

Take me big boy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 02:49 PM

lick my love pump

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM

I say.steady on.......

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 10:48 PM

Christmas soon returns

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 11:40 PM

Credi card debt

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 03:56 AM

Jesus, Scrooge, Blair.
g

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 06:43 AM

no bloody snow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 02:24 PM

inside my closet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:27 AM

It's a girl!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:47 PM

Santa freaked out

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:57 PM

the lord came

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 01:11 PM

a girl what?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM

...this runs smoothly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:45 AM

Mary's daughter Jessie!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:44 AM

Wrong...a hermaphrodite.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:30 PM

Well, I declare!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:39 PM

It's Yogi Bear !!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 10:42 AM

and boo boo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 10:56 AM

meanwhile, the hamster

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 03:27 PM

saw his chance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:15 PM

to get laid

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Alba
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:23 PM

..back and festive!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM

He took it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM

in one gulp

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM

Five oh oh

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 02:59 PM

Twenty Three Skidoo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 01:14 AM

. . .

Mrs. Claus' elf . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 01:57 PM

finished her knitting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:13 PM

and cast off

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:01 PM

his spotted undies.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM

Or maybe hers, . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM

anyhow, together they

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 06:45 AM

dropped a stitch

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 04:49 PM

and stiched a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM

pocket or two

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 08:04 AM

in time for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 08:43 AM

playing naked twister.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 10:49 AM

wearing only a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 11:59 AM

smile. Joining them

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 01:44 PM

were three very

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 01:51 PM

open minded reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 03:11 PM

four wild chimpanzees

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 09:01 AM

and a bunch

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 11:41 AM

of seedless grapes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 11:04 AM

hanging from his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 11:26 AM

multi purpose hook.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 07:24 AM

and decorated with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 10:10 AM

silver glitter. Across

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 12:56 PM

the frozen tundra

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM

galumphed a huge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM

moose on skates

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 10:55 PM

with his dangling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 01:54 AM

tail upon which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:16 AM

glowed a large

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 11:22 AM

neon sign proclaiming

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 02:01 PM

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

(This is, afterall, a Xmas story)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM

Meanwhile, inside the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 05 - 05:55 PM

igloo something stirred.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Nov 05 - 04:56 AM

no bigger than

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Nov 05 - 04:57 AM

Orson Welles' head!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Nov 05 - 11:55 AM

The huskies trembled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 10:53 AM

under their duvets

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 12:55 PM

It was the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 01:48 PM

Seventh Fire Brigade

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 03:56 PM

speeding across the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 06:21 PM

JESUS WAS BORN

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 08:08 PM

banner unceremoniously discarded

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 05 - 10:46 PM

over the icey

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 07:07 AM

features of Charlton

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 10:12 AM

Heston, playing a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM

sweaty bi-curious charioteer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 05:51 PM

Meanwhile high above

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 08:48 PM

George Bush's head

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 10:13 PM

flew the cuckoo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 05 - 11:03 PM

It let loose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 12:22 AM

a well placed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ghost
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 12:32 AM

Santa was here

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 04:47 AM

into the ear

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 11:42 AM

of the president

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 12:17 PM

who was sitting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM

on his thumb

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 05:40 PM

and chewing thoughtfully

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Nov 05 - 06:10 PM

on bamboo leaves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Nov 05 - 09:43 AM

and a bud

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:43 AM

from the plant

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:14 AM

with which he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:08 AM

never did inhale.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 02:13 AM

It was peyote

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM

given to him

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM

by a crazy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 08:02 PM

son of a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 09:53 AM

business man with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:41 AM

an extendable ladder

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:13 AM

and other extendable

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 01:19 PM

equipment that he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 01:25 PM

waxed lyrical about.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 07:41 PM

and kept in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 07:45 PM

case he ever

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:48 PM

felt like a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:53 PM

trip to the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 06:03 AM

lower reaches of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 11:24 AM

Billy Cotton's Bandshow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 01:13 PM

or Northern Ireland

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 09:46 PM

or any other

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 10:12 PM

place of beauty.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 07:13 AM

that took his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:56 AM

fancy. When three

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 11:23 AM

wise men appeared

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM

(christmas, after all)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 03:02 PM

carrying peculiar packages

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 03:48 PM

they were arrested

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 08:31 PM

and deported to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 08:37 PM

lower Mongolia, where

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 09:10 PM

they opened a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 09:31 PM

life of Jesus in 3 words...

Host, toast, ghost.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 09:44 PM

store selling counterfeit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 05:48 AM

tickets to a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 07:42 AM

low budget nativity

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 11:33 AM

starring Elmer Fudd

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 01:46 PM

as the virgin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 04:26 PM

and Jessica Simpson

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 04:35 PM

as the Babe

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 05:13 PM

and rolf harris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 10:34 PM

as the extra

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Nov 05 - 10:36 PM

leg and 600!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 05:43 PM

{...and 600] screaming Chinamen as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM

lots of sheep.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 06:30 PM

Meanwhile, back at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 07:00 PM

santa's twinkly grotto

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 08:34 PM

Ricky, the magic

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM

dildo decided to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:03 PM

surprise Mrs. Claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 11:58 PM

with a manoeuvre

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM

so forceful that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 10:35 AM

he almost broke

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:11 PM

into a sweat.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:47 PM

thinking about it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:09 PM

Ricky jumped,humped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM

and pumped the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:14 PM

bodacious Mrs. Claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 01:35 AM

with her consent

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 07:09 AM

of 'caus'. Suddenly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:22 AM

televisions everywhere imploded

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM

from the force

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:49 AM

On the mantle

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 02:00 PM

her granny's photo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM

morphed into a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM

hideous face of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 08:14 AM

a gargoyle, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 12:38 PM

looked a bit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM

like Santa's testicle

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 02:25 PM

(the left one.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 08:02 AM

"Balls!" said the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM

saggy, baggy granny

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 11:55 AM

to the immensley

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM

hated Morris dancer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 08:51 PM

who was juggling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM

career and family.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 09:55 PM

and three handkerchiefs.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:26 PM

A completely unrelated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM

Iraq war protest

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 01:42 PM

was making its

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM

icy journey eastwards.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 01:47 PM

Uzzi armed militants

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 02:24 PM

with painted faces

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:07 PM

danced a jig

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 09:28 AM

to the tune

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM

six four three

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM

Santa's Gotta Pee.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 02:08 PM

Whenever a reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 05:39 PM

dropped a turd

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:42 PM

there was heard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM

BAH, hum bug!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 12:54 AM

All presents opened.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 03:47 PM

Carols softly playing.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 08:47 PM

Three geese a-laying

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 09:15 PM

Stars magically twinkling.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Today's my birthday!
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 09:54 PM

Nankypoo and Yumyum

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 05 - 10:44 PM

barked so excitedly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 10:07 AM

at the tree

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 12:11 PM

Suddenly, an IRA

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 12:45 PM

official leaped manically

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 02:20 PM

then fell over.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 06:27 PM

breaking his nose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM

It glowed red.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 05 - 09:47 AM

At dinnertime, everyone

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 05 - 05:58 PM

farted and belched.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 06:10 AM

as you do...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM

after getting laid.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM

back and stoned

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:16 AM

like a fat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:19 AM

Greek green olive.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:57 AM

or a juicy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 01:48 PM

ripe cherry tomato

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 02:56 PM

inserted lovingly into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 03:03 PM

Mediteranean Lamb Stew.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM

and garnished with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM

fresh lark's vomit.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:37 PM

"That's disgusting" said

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 05 - 11:03 PM

a critical elf

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM

as he masturbated.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Epona
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM

on Santa's sleigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM

or rather, masticated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM

curds and whey

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:33 AM

till Santa said

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM

Begone, fair fay!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 11:25 AM

That's 12 words daylia. You're cheating!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM

The elf refused

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 03:04 PM

Santa sacked him.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM

Spoiling children's toys

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 05 - 07:42 PM

deliveries for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM

Ho, ho, ho

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM

three wise prostitutes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 08:05 PM

saw a star

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 09:21 AM

while having sex

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 09:42 AM

this becomes stranger

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 09:48 AM

when the camels

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 11:02 AM

brought hunchbacked leprechauns

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM

for the craic.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 02:54 PM

and armed camels

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 23 Dec 05 - 06:37 PM

at check points

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 12:05 PM

wished peace to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM

reign forever more.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 02:05 PM

Throughout the world

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 02:50 PM

a calm descended.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Dec 05 - 05:02 PM

'how lovely' sighed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 04:06 PM

Fiona,SAnta's mistress

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 05:21 PM

as she slowly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 05 - 11:07 PM

strangled three elves.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:30 PM

while Morris dancing.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 07:22 PM

which strangled everybody.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM

with white handkerchiefs.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 12:54 PM

She then did

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 08:47 AM

a very peculiar

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

backflip, while hanging

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Celtaddict
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 07:46 PM

beneath the yardarm

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 08:26 PM

whilst whistling dixie.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 09:28 AM

through her arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 05:10 PM

Unfortunately, three wise

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 10:52 PM

proctocologists were waltzing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Murray on Saltspring
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 11:11 PM

back to back

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:24 PM

They approached Fiona

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM

as Christmas neared.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM

Only seven shopping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:47 PM

months had passed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:49 PM

when the Visacard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 01:45 AM

expired, so Fiona

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM

traded sex for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM

gold, frankincense and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:27 AM

a G string.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 10:47 AM

Tuned to open

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM

by remote control

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:38 PM

(the "mute" button).

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM

Sometimes the batteries

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:00 PM

Stolen from WAL-MART

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:04 PM

spontaneously combust, causing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:12 PM

ticklish short circuits

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 08:18 PM

that excite her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM

short and curly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:30 PM

pubic hairs shaped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 09:32 PM

like a mistletoe.

(This is, afterall, a Christmas story.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 05:58 AM

in perfumed abundance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM

Thanta thwished into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 09:48 AM

his private aeroplane

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 10:03 AM

Air Force One

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM

pinched his riendeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:05 AM

Checked his rearview

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM

, blew his nose,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM

lost his ballance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 09:48 PM

and skydived down

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:05 AM

"Lookout George!"cried..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM

the president's proctologist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM

as he grabbed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM

at the nearest

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM

excuse for a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM

president since the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM

invention of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:51 PM

star spangled jockstrap

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM

Suddenly Santa kerplunked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:09 PM

twice - 'Kerplunk, Kerplunk'

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:49 PM

Struming his banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 07:05 PM

he started singing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM

"Grandma got runover..."

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM

...By a rein

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM

dear oh dear!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 02:53 PM

Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Kerplunk.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM

"Grandma was drunk..."

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 03:57 AM

so is water

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 06:56 PM

water,cool clear...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 10:11 PM

water, water everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM

Santa walked towards

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM

his grotto's revolving

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:02 PM

toy wrapping machine.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 03:59 AM

unwrapping some WMD's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM

He disarmed them

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:43 PM

with a smile

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:45 PM

and promptly tripped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:46 PM

on the LSD

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 01:40 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 01:41 PM

Visions of candycanes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:25 AM

flashed before his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM

rapidly blinking eyes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM

and he reeled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM

jigged and hornpiped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM

until he reached

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 06:51 PM

the christmas wagon!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM

Which was clamped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM

for illegal parking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:16 AM

on the roof

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM

of the Kremlin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:44 AM

newly whitewashed and..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:54 AM

renovated with a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:12 AM

stroke of genius

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:17 AM

and lots of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:20 AM

complete indifference,but

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM

fortunately the termites

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:35 AM

back from Siberia

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:51 AM

had so expertly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:54 AM

infiltrated the inner

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM

circles of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:03 AM

KGB Christmas card

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:28 AM

he had lovingly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:54 AM

decorated with curly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM

Moe and Larry.

(The Three Stooges for those of you across the pond.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:50 AM

that Santa burst

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 09:19 AM

out laughing instead

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:09 AM

and split his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:46 PM

pants,exposing curly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:53 PM

patterns on his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:11 PM

genetic makeup,however

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:54 PM

seven little elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:06 PM

also split their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:49 PM

pants when they

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sorcha
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:54 PM

Wrapped Christmas Presents.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:39 AM

Suddenly,without notice,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 06:30 AM

an Elvis impersonator

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM

sprang through the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM

saloon style doors

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 08:25 AM

waving a gigantic

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 10:28 AM

dildo adorned with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 11:28 AM

three traffic wardens

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 11:42 AM

tastefully arranged in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 11:47 AM

wellington boots with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 12:33 PM

roses in their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 05:15 PM

Pussy willows,pruned

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 12:04 AM

within an inch

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 05:20 AM

of decency,or

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 09:31 AM

any kind of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 11:35 AM

respectability. Whereapon the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 11:46 AM

local constabulary,weilding

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM

dainty white handkerchiefs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 01:08 PM

and swaggering somewhat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 04:50 PM

started Morris dancing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM

- panic ensued! Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 11:45 PM

picked up his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 05:10 AM

wellfare cheque to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 07:16 AM

slap them with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM

but was overpowered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 08:17 AM

by the squire

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 08:21 AM

who leaped ontop

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 08:26 AM

of the nearest

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 08:28 AM

white bearded crocodile

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 12:10 PM

and fiercely wrestled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM

the Easter Bunny.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 12:14 PM

Meanwhile, the Morris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 04:39 PM

Island Lighthouse Institution

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 05:01 PM

lit the light

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 05:11 PM

fandango,did a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM

perfect impersonation of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 06:22 PM

Muffin the Mule

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 06:39 PM

an unseemly passtime

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:20 PM

considering that Muffin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:40 PM

died years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:45 PM

of a terrible

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 03:37 AM

contract misunderstanding between

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 07:19 AM

Andy Pandy and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:09 AM

Jack and Jill

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:14 AM

when the pail

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:18 AM

developed a leak

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:26 AM

it was time

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:59 AM

for a quick

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 09:25 AM

toke behind the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM

bicycle shed.Unfortunately

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:23 AM

those pesky dancers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM

with their sticks

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM

errect,poised ready

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:15 AM

to inflict grievous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:32 AM

boredom to people

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM

emitted a bloodcurdling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM

waving of handkerchiefs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 12:12 PM

and an outrageous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM

pouting of red

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 12:45 PM

fluffy feather boas

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 01:07 PM

and charged directly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 01:20 PM

to their accounts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM

secreted in Switzerland

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:29 PM

$300,000,000 worth of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:39 PM

stock options,lying

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:22 PM

about their age.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM

and their height

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 03:45 AM

extremely economical with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 04:29 AM

whipped cream topping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 04:40 AM

spiked with lashings

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM

(whatever lashings are)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 05:54 AM

plenty,copious amounts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 06:10 AM

of large luscious

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 06:30 AM

belly dancing hippos.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 07:10 AM

Strange as it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 11:08 AM

seemed, this was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM

merely an average

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 11:34 AM

afternoon in Wales.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 12:17 PM

Down the coalmine

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 12:38 PM

and up the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 01:22 PM

down stairway limped..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 01:35 PM

Prince Charlie and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM

the ghost of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 02:54 PM

Princess Diana who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM

in the circumstances

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM

that now exist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:21 AM

only to confuse

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:00 AM

the issue of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:03 AM

the existence of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:35 AM

the deceased Princess

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

or anybody.Quasimodo...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:09 PM

humped his bluey

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM

duckey while Charles

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 04:58 PM

humped his Camilla

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 05:28 PM

ontop a camel

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:48 PM

cigarette, crushing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:15 PM

the Queen's rump

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM

was tender and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Guest chungo Matney
Date: 05 Aug 06 - 06:07 AM

subtly tandoori seasoned

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 05 Aug 06 - 09:15 AM

not forgetting the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 06 - 12:36 PM

carefully placed sprigs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:05 AM

in her blowhole

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:22 AM

making it highly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:46 AM

unattractive to view

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM

regardless of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM

expensive plastic surgery.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:38 AM

and plastic explosives

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 11:28 AM

that were strategically

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM

placed in her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Aug 06 - 04:47 PM

unexplored,virgin quarters

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 09:10 AM

During Christmas dinner,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: hilda fish
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 09:26 AM

Don't do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 04:30 PM

But she did

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM

So Santa said

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM

in a voice

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 05:42 AM

reminiscent of Garbo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM

Joe Bloggs, garbo...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 08:43 AM

garbo...ho ho!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 08:49 AM

Bring out the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM

dancing girls.Meanwhile...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 06:09 PM

some merry elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 06:35 PM

dressed in drag

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM

reenacted the battle

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 11:18 PM

-field band, playing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 02:29 AM

We Three Kings.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 07:02 AM

Battle broke out...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 09:01 AM

over who's gift

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 10:59 AM

the turbo banjo,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 11:22 AM

or the accordion

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 11:54 AM

played the best

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 12:56 PM

trumpet solo since

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 02:18 PM

the trumpet union

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:31 PM

whose members,considering...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:50 PM

their previous arrests

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:58 PM

telling the judge...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM

about the unfortunate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 08:08 PM

runin with reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 12:09 AM

turds, inside their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:38 AM

mocassins, which had

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:44 AM

padded cells,plus...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:53 AM

extra springy soles

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 07:14 AM

and curly toes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:03 AM

with multi-colored tassles.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:16 AM

and silver baubles

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM

nefariously attatched upon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 02:46 PM

body parts unmentionable.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 02:48 PM

Not to mention

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 04:20 PM

unmentionables not mentioned.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 07:11 PM

hence the name

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 11:13 PM

"The Unmentionables"! Meanwhile

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:46 AM

under the table,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 06:25 AM

certain things had

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 06:26 AM

begun to stir

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:39 AM

accordinly,adjusting his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:42 AM

black leather codpiece

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM

testimonials,tattooed with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:33 AM

a blowtorch,depicting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:44 AM

a Kwanza celebration

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM

and related issues

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 01:41 PM

of unrelated issues.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 02:11 PM

and multiple impossibilities

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 04:32 PM

with multiple personalities

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 06:32 PM

.   After much deliberation

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM

and several pints

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 10:30 AM

of ice cold

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 10:33 AM

turkey turd beer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM

prune cocktails,supplied

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:03 AM

by Santa himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:15 AM

Now,if you

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:41 PM

really want to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 01:37 PM

try a new

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 02:41 PM

Christmas party tradition

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM

you could all

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM

learn a thing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM

or two from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 06:28 PM

the Maquis de

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 03:47 AM

Sade, or Tomas

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 10:59 AM

the Tank Engine

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 02:04 PM

I'll pay that :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 12:55 PM

caroler to sing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:00 PM

a Christmas dirge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:26 PM

on the roof

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 05:22 PM

of the manger

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM

in tones sweet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 10:36 PM

and so high

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 11:28 PM

that little children

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM

's ear drums burst

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 07:36 AM

like tiny balloons

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 01:31 PM

pricked by a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM

giant cactus growing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM

in the inner

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 01:44 PM

*1000 posts* (interlude)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 04:11 PM

ear of Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 10:39 PM

Lucia. Fortunately the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 06:09 PM

senior choir had

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:15 AM

filled up their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 05:59 PM

hot water bottles

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:16 PM

with lots of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:40 PM

plain, old fastidousness

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:57 PM

and outrageously expensive

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 11:52 AM

cheap,imitations of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM

Santa's most favourite

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 11:45 PM

White fur-trimmed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 12:22 AM

rhinestone covered set

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 11:05 AM

of Mrs Santa's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 03:18 PM

Unmentionable, sort of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 08:49 AM

furry,stretch rewashable

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:03 PM

Rudolph cast-off

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 09:15 AM

set of antlers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 10:32 AM

which she found

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM

buried deep under

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 06:12 PM

her neglected,pulsating

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:51 AM

pussy cat called

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:21 AM

its not xmas yet, stupif!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:37 AM

GUEST,jOhn - Don't interrupt the story if you don't know what you're talking about!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 10:22 PM

Noel, of course

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 11:04 PM

Leon for dyslexics

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 06:45 AM

, who had previously

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 07:37 AM

used up most

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM

of his confiscated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM

french letters which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 02:07 PM

accessorized splendidly with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 04:01 PM

his Italian shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:18 PM

Meanwhile, the chimney

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 10:15 PM

sweep had climbed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 11:03 PM

Mount Everest with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 05:29 AM

-out his glasses

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:02 AM

or a bottle

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:16 AM

in which to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 08:42 AM

place his collection

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:00 AM

of furry wombats

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM

of top shelf

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:35 PM

furry wombats, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 12:05 AM

are not marsupials

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 06:10 AM

and neither are

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 08:24 AM

unfurry wombats,however

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 09:26 AM

patchy furred wombats

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM

are classified as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 04:48 AM

a close cousin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 06:07 AM

to bushy eyebrows

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 07:44 AM

little johnnie howard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:08 AM

the gravedigger's son

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:18 AM

had bushy eyebrows

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:31 AM

which went feral

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:47 AM

roaming his forehead

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 07:24 PM

and even reaching

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 12:19 AM

the peak of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 05:47 PM

pre-Christmas madness

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 11:19 PM

as they teetered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 08:45 AM

on the precipice

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 10:48 AM

of his ears

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 11:14 AM

he carefully combed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM

his hair, searching

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 12:05 PM

for bird droppings

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 12:45 PM

and other signs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 01:04 PM

of cross-species

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 02:12 PM

before Christmas dinner.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM

Anyhow, in elfland

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 12:03 PM

an employment war

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM

between elves and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:03 PM

reindeer was raging

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:51 PM

My husband and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 11:10 PM

the reindeer claimed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 01:03 AM

that some elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM

LOOK LIKE KANSAS

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM

and believe me -

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 04:09 PM

Not great escape

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM

^ (you makethis hard) ^

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM

IBO

Either play the game right or go away.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM

*anyway* (the reindeer claimed that some elves...)

had stolen Santa's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:28 PM

bottle of Viagra

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:44 PM

which he kept

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM

just in case

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 10:08 AM

Mrs Santa failed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 12:16 PM

to come home.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 05:43 AM

Or felt like

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM

sleeping with elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 11:32 AM

or dancing with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 08:26 PM

esquimos. The elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 10:18 PM

used the viagra

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 06 - 08:26 AM

while chasing reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Oct 06 - 11:52 AM

. It raised their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 06 - 01:34 PM

desire to escape

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 10 Oct 06 - 03:11 PM

from the planet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Oct 06 - 11:07 PM

of extreme apathy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Oct 06 - 07:05 PM

and highly increased

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM

their urge for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,catter not signed in & feels like being myst
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 07:48 PM

tapas and candyfloss

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 01:13 PM

soaked in vodka

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM

and topped with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 11:59 AM

POST NUMBER 1100!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 01:20 PM

glace cherries. "HORAAAAY...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 11:12 PM

shouted an elf.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 11:19 PM

"Bring on the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 09:20 AM

female impersonators who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 09:38 AM

can show us

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 11:29 AM

a really good

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 12:31 PM

pair of fishnet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM

pantaloons that fit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 04:30 PM

all arse sizes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM

including the Queen's.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 09:31 PM

and her 1111 ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 11:25 PM

Victoria's Secret catalog

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 08:29 AM

which revealed everything

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 05:01 PM

including some unmentionable

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM

items of edible

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 08:20 PM

unmentionables. The Queen's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM

edible unmentionables were

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 09:14 PM

cotton candy undies

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 10:26 PM

that were eaten

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 11:55 PM

and seasoned with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 01:26 AM

coffee coloured toads

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 06:21 AM

-tools which poisoned

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM

(very good JennyO)

the Prince when

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 10:24 AM

he indulged in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 11:07 AM

a spot of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 11:18 AM

finding THE spot

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 12:29 PM

Shocked, Santa decided

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 02:00 PM

that the Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM

had no knees

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM

or knephew to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 06:37 PM

take the place

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 08:02 PM

of the troll

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 10:51 PM

named ibo who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 06:23 AM

had eaten the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 10:12 AM

figgy pudding. Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 12:01 PM

had been hoping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:25 PM

to catch the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:39 PM

nude skydiving demonstration

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:49 PM

before it started

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 02:41 PM

arousing the spectators

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:58 PM

resulting in fallout

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 09:23 AM

and rising expectations

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 09:48 AM

which could prove

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 10:02 AM

disastrous for the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 10:04 AM

That Rudolph's red

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 02:36 PM

Whoops out posted) state of Rudolph's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 02:38 PM

mighty member which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 04:51 AM

was rapidly exceeding

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 05:11 AM

the speed limit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 02:46 PM

for safe sex

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM

-agonal containers that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM

are normally used

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 11:42 AM

to ship illegal

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM

substances to France.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 09:26 AM

where dwarfs use

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 01:15 PM

coffe and prunes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 01:17 PM

to stimulate their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 24 Oct 06 - 01:46 AM

thier libidinous aardvarks

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 24 Oct 06 - 01:50 PM

who are well

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Oct 06 - 11:11 PM

pissed from drinking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 12:22 PM

weak imported beer.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM

Three more sneezes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 09:41 PM

and you're out!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 09:49 PM

in the dark

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 10:13 PM

with ghosts, goblins

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Oct 06 - 01:46 PM

and small furry

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Oct 06 - 02:08 PM

gerbils that bite

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Oct 06 - 08:40 PM

hard in unexpected

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Oct 06 - 10:02 PM

parts of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Oct 06 - 10:22 PM

anatomy below the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Oct 06 - 10:27 PM

surface of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Oct 06 - 05:12 AM

moon, making craters

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Oct 06 - 06:10 AM

inhabited by Clangers.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 30 Oct 06 - 11:27 PM

Celebrating Halloween, Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 30 Oct 06 - 11:51 PM

ate more cheese

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 04:46 AM

from the moon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM

Presents of genius.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 06:24 AM

PC, happy Holidays

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 07:20 AM

much rejoicing ensued

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 08:18 AM

and the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 10:37 AM

got pissed again

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Oct 06 - 10:56 AM

and danced around

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 05:28 AM

naked in their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 07:03 AM

uncontrollable joy. They

***how come our post count has gone down to 4 hundred and something....?*****

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM

finally decided to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 09:42 AM

forgot about the


***Probably for the same reason that the MOAB count went from 14,7?? to 8,1??. Try clicking on one of the other pages at the top of this thread and look at the number in the address bar. It changed from 495 to 1183 for me. That is probably a lot nearer to a correct count. You will notice that there are 24 pages, and 23 of them have 50 posts each, so although the count is wrong, our posts are probably all still there (give or take a few).***

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 09:44 AM

all right...             forget about the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 10:27 AM

seeing the Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 10:30 AM

opps...didn't continue with the previous last word

Queen having sex

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM

on the workshop

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 12:13 PM

covered in sawdust

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 01:05 PM

, and instead concentrated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 03:46 PM

on her majesty

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 08:04 PM

's large bottle of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 11:17 PM

industrial strength laxative

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 10:02 AM

that was spilling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 10:53 AM

down her throat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 01:08 PM

and rapidly increasing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 01:23 PM

the pressure in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 05:27 PM

-side her lower

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 05:38 PM

intestines to dangerous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 05:29 PM

levels of pressure

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 05:34 PM

Finally, the Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 07:11 PM

, with unexpected panache,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 09:11 PM

and grenache, opened

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:02 AM

opened her butthole

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 05:08 AM

to pull out

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 05:57 AM

a white rabbit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 09:09 AM

with three ears

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 10:43 AM

of corn, buttered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 10:48 AM

and she burped.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM

Satisfied, the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:27 PM

went back to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 06:34 PM

wrapping each other

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM

in burlap nightgowns

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:40 PM

decorated with floral

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 07:10 AM

print. The reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 07:02 PM

ate the flowers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 09:03 PM

and the nightgowns

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 06:33 AM

leaving the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 07:16 AM

without a single

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM

way to protect

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:53 AM

certain tender parts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 01:00 PM

from fondling by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM

a sexually frustrated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 11:09 PM

member of a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 02:02 AM

Select Congressional Committee

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:23 AM

investigating deviate practices

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM

of Mudcat members

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 11:45 AM

!! Shock Horror! Cried

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 12:51 PM

Shambles again, again

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 03:52 PM

and yet again

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 05:18 PM

How did they

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 06:41 PM

know where to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 09:21 PM

find his proclamations

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 09:29 PM

!? It's most disturbing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 09:33 PM

how he rants

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 06:41 AM

about the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 09:26 AM

deleting his messages

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:11 AM

closing threads and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:34 PM

eating his shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM

which tasted really

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 05:11 AM

revolting because he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 01:57 PM

in stinky, revolting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 03:30 PM

cheap, nylon underpants

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 07:45 PM

with steel lining

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 10:31 AM

had enticed thousands

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 11:08 AM

of fellow posters

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 12:12 PM

to engage in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 03:53 PM

a virtual boycott

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 10:52 PM

of any posts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 08:15 PM

or pior herein

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM

whereupon everyone decided

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:04 PM

Let's get a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM

fruitcake fight started

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,harlot
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:27 PM

Santa flung a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* (on laptop)
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:44 PM

large slice of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM

gingerbread man tushie

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:57 PM

which landed on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 08:01 PM

a penguin tap

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM

dancing with gay

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 11:31 AM

marsupials singing dirges

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:20 PM

with Bare Naked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:26 PM

bears, who stripped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 03:47 PM

eleven Lords a-leaping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM

Twelve gates to...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:43 PM

inherit Bill's Microsoft

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:48 PM

floppy discs which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:52 PM

make festive ornaments

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 10:18 AM

look like hulking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Grinchette
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 11:58 AM

elves from Paris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM

Hilton's apartment building

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM

that was hit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 07:17 PM

by an unexpected

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM

chocolate eclair bomb

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 07:53 PM

thrown by Tony

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 08:17 PM

Blair.
It was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM

a Blair eclair

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 08:38 PM

thrown through air

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM

by a hare

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 09:21 PM

on a dare

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 09:30 PM

with great flair

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM

towards a derriere

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 10:59 PM

smeared with Gruyere

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 11:04 PM

mixed with hair

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 12:22 AM

of the dog

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 05:06 AM

that bit Paris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM

Hilton on the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 01:07 PM

Left ear lobe

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 01:21 PM

while she was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:03 PM

bending down to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:18 PM

decide which pair

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM

of balls she

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 02:49 AM

had hung on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 09:27 AM

during her sexual

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 12:35 PM

encounter with two

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 02:00 PM

moose dressed as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM

the Queen and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:20 PM

Sir Paul McCartney

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM

having sex while

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:26 PM

a French chef

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:34 PM

basted her rump

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM

with a mixture

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM

of marmalade, tapioca

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 05:07 PM

and Keith Richards'

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM

special, home made

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:28 PM

spicey salsa sauce.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 08:09 AM

and Jack Daniels.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 02:41 PM

Then Santa said,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM

Where's me shirt ?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM

Her highness replied

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:10 PM

Rudolph was chewing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 10:05 PM

Red Man Tobacco

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM

and spitting on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 11:48 PM

Prince Charles' head.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM

like his butler

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 12:40 AM

who sported women's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:49 AM

Aftershave,which scorched

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 09:25 AM

his private parts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 11:55 AM

every time he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM

he engaged in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM

in and out

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 02:28 PM

with Chongo Chimp

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM

and his potato

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 03:36 PM

head friend Sweet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM

George Brown who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

liked to dance

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 04:35 PM

in rural cemeteries

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 06:07 PM

with John Dillinger's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 10:18 PM

codpiece which covered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 10:48 PM

his shooting pistol

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM

a pocket bazooka,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM

aimed at Bobert's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM

weapon of mass

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:07 AM

conception, his large

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:42 AM

squeezebox,somewhat wilted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:44 AM

and drooping badly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:49 AM

from climate change

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM

and old age

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:05 AM

needing a splint

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:14 AM

to keep it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM

ridgid in cold

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM

sexual organs of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 05:00 PM

recently deceased exotic

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 05:33 PM

species of inchworms

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 06:10 PM

wrapped in tissue

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 06:15 PM

deep fried,marinated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM

Stop! You're making

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM

me hungry for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM

a sample of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM

inchworm pie, with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM

Champagne,oysters,stuffed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM

lizards' gizzards, lightly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Black Beauty
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 10:28 AM

I love Christmas I'm like a big kid all of December.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM

sprinkled with garlic

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM

culled from the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM

eye of a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 04:05 PM

filleted fenny snake

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 04:24 PM

oil salesman posing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM

in a doily

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 05:42 PM

and nothing else

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM

Later that night

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 07:26 PM

while shepherds swigged

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM

white lightning at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM

the bus stop

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM

there appeared a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM

nattily dressed sausage

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM

proclaiming he was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM

King of Spain

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:39 PM

but he really

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:40 PM

was Moxy Fruvous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM

the love child

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 11:43 PM

of George Bush

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:29 AM

and Bea Arthur

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:19 AM

a regrettable incident

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 07:53 AM

caused by drinking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 10:02 AM

six vats of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 11:20 AM

nitroglycerine, cut by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 01:39 PM

rhinocerous piss, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 05:51 PM

had an odd

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:14 PM

bouquet like warthog's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM

after shave loton

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM

available in little

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 07:12 PM

mixed with armardillo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 10:36 PM

(Oh, no! The dreaded simultaneous post!

Trying to make sense here.)

After shave lotion

Mixed with armadillo

SNOT, WHICH IS

available in little

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 10:42 PM

Richard's lingerie drawer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 11:24 PM

for emergency use

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 01:52 AM

in the catbox

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 01:56 AM

after Tom Cruise

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM

has blessed it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 05:20 AM

with a little

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 05:40 AM

specimen of dubious

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM

colour and odour

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:24 AM

derived from the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 09:21 AM

oldest smelliest sneakers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 10:33 AM

in the Chernobyl

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Dead Horse
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:52 AM

Sale Now On.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 02:57 PM

at your local

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM

neighborhood funeral parlour

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:57 PM

barbecue sing around

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM

-the-rosie rag

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 05:39 PM

stuffed up the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 05:49 PM

astroturf, along with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:00 PM

various unmentionable objects

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:05 PM

mentioned in the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:12 PM

de Sade Guide

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:26 PM

Finally Christmas Dinner

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:29 PM

early this year,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM

will be postponed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:18 PM

until further notice.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM

That is all.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:59 PM

he said, as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 08:25 PM

the arrows flew

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 08:40 PM

from Cupid's bow.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM

damaging parts of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 09:19 PM

Rudolph's red nose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:46 PM

flute and bodhran

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 12:24 AM

and other abominations

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM

dangling obscenely out

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 12:15 PM

on the corner

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 12:19 PM

of Santa's hat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM

jauntily cocked on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM

or up,depending

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 02:14 PM

on which way

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM

his balls hung.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 03:22 PM

Meanwhile back at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM

Britney Spears's nannycam,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:09 PM

Kevin was stealing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM

Britney's lace undies

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM

from under her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM

huge collection of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:29 PM

Donny Osmond albums

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM

diaphanous,scanty,strawberry

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:37 PM

flavoured vinyl 33's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:39 PM

gathering dust beneath

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:16 PM

unread copies of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM

Paris Hilton's guide

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:21 PM

"Famous or Bust"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:24 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM

the seminal work

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:36 PM

of a dick

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 12:20 AM

sucking untalented whore

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 02:47 AM

-mongering corporate lobbyist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:26 AM

who inherited a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM

a black hole

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:13 PM

which contained the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:45 PM

secret of eternal

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM

irrelevance,irremdiable inebriety

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:13 PM

- a secret known

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:19 PM

and distributed by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:30 PM

nobody in particular

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:33 PM

internet smut chatrooms

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM

to politicians worldwide.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM

In this corner,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM

Meanwhile,back at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:50 PM

Abu Graib, interrogators

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 10:10 PM

and goddamned bastards

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 11:12 PM

were having fun

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 03:34 AM

fun, fun till

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 04:24 AM

daddy took the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM

monopoly board away

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:35 AM

and flogged them

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:56 AM

on Ebay, then

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM

he flogged the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM

the ghost of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:26 AM

MacBeth who haunted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM

The Merry Wives

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:17 AM

and pinched their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:09 AM

black leather thongs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

delicate assets while

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM

on their bottoms

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:23 PM

but useless when

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:37 PM

worn backwards causing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM

slightly awkward circumstances

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM

because tinsel chafes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM

and driving accidents

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM

especially with reindeer (Enough perversion. Back to Xmas)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM

claim more lives

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM

than accidents with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM

vibrating kitchen utensils

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM

because reindeer are

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:51 PM

prone to OCD

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 05:08 AM

especially round the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:15 AM

nether regions, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM

are exposed to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:47 AM

friendly fire from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM

Dwarves with bazookas

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:42 AM

Nevertheless, this Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:54 AM

the 800th. post

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM

will be celebrated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 11:38 AM

throughout the land

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM

with pomp and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM

peanut butter, according

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM

to traditional accordian

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM

player associations (ltd)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 01:25 PM

So squeeze your

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 02:47 PM

chicken as hard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM

as you like

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:56 PM

because there will

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:11 PM

be an aftermath

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM

plus foreplay. Elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:50 PM

nether regions will

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 08:45 PM

be included in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:48 PM

the kielbasa rodeo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 10:11 PM

where naked banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 10:44 PM

strumming chimpanzees are

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM

running amock,plucking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 11:03 PM

their eyebrows with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 04:57 AM

clams. Later on,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 05:21 AM

Father Christmas will

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 08:25 AM

swing from the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM

effects of his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 12:59 PM

drinking too much

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM

meths laced with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 01:55 PM

creme de menthe

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 02:52 PM

while Mrs. Claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM

twiced divorced and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM

covered in tinsel

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 06:03 AM

top to bottom

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 08:04 AM

will perform a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM

flying Arkwright over
                                                                                                                                     (Cloggies anybody ?)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 04:54 PM

the police station

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM

in Omaha, Nebraska

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM

while guzzling mulled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 05:45 AM

chloroform. Meanwhile, an

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM

advertisment in the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM

local Job Centre

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM

attracted several elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM

a photograph of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM

2 banjo players

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 03:44 PM

tarred and feathered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM

debating Einstein's theory

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM

of hot buttered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:57 PM

phlegm and watery

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 11:00 PM

time space continuums

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 01:07 AM

although polar bears

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 04:22 AM

feel the cold

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM

they combat it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM

in St.Tropez

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

eating natives that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:18 AM

eat anything snailing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:29 AM

and pointlessly posting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM

fanmail to reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:49 AM

risking restraining orders

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM

and the wrath

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM

and the sound

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM

of Spaw chanting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM

and furry slippers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM

sliding through poop

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: open mike
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM

deposited by snowmen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:30 PM

but not Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM

because he is

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:42 PM

nog-bound and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:34 PM

wearing only mistletoe

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM

which could prove

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:56 PM

his innocence, but

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 08:09 PM

for the tell-tale

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 08:14 PM

jingle bell balls

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM

and yellow snow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:15 AM

cones. Fortunately, Prancer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 07:20 AM

was, with a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:11 AM

fart and flourish,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:26 AM

coming like a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:15 AM

horse in heat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM

drenching Dasher in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM

aromatic reindeer aftershave

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 02:06 AM

which smelled like

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 02:22 AM

frankincense, myrrh, and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM

warmed over Guinness

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:19 AM

with hint of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:24 AM

nutmeg and Ginger

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:25 AM

and Mary Ann

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:43 AM

raised her umbrella

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:50 AM

with a flourish,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 12:07 PM

and smashed the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 12:25 PM

overhanging ornamental goose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:53 PM

with her banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM

laughing madly all

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 02:37 PM

because her furry

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:31 PM

warm little beaver

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM

was profusely vibrating

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:18 PM

his harp strings

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:20 PM

playing a tune

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM

on his piccolo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:56 PM

vibrating up his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM

flushed pink throbbing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:05 PM

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:06 PM

I'm talkin' bout Shaft...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM

disengageing his disproportionate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 09:15 PM

ego. Fortunately, stockings

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:03 PM

turned him on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mercy
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:13 AM

when hung by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 05:59 AM

the knackers from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM

Rudolf's antlers.

Suddenly...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 07:33 AM

nothing happened.Then...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM

the band began

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 09:41 AM

playing "O Tannenbaum

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM

or Red Flag

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 12:03 PM

in March Tempo.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 12:55 PM

Then the partridge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM

started to steam

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM

and flew away

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM

never to be

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM

caught,plucked,stuffed...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:20 PM

pickled, potted or

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:32 PM

poached.

Santa said:

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:37 PM

paraded naked,wearing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:39 PM

nothing but a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM

feather boa,protruding

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 02:30 AM

from the angel's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 06:06 AM

neatly placed embouchre (?)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM

much double-tonguing...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

"Where can I

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM

find a Furbie?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 08:27 PM

The shopkeeper laughed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM

perhaps unwisely at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 09:45 PM

Santa's dumbass question

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 02:51 AM

but kindly old

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM

Santa smiled, and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM

aimed his shotgun...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM

at the shopkeeper's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM

ring dang do

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM

assorted crushed nuts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM

tumbled to the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 03:40 PM

sawdust covered timbers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 08:43 PM

on Santa's head,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:11 PM

while two turtledoves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 10:52 PM

were flaming it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 11:42 PM

lightly over hickory

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM

for serving with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 05:33 AM

chips.

A loud

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 10:27 AM

"It's delicious!" cried

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM

the mistletoe-bedecked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM

but otherwise celibate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM

from the waist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 07:48 PM

-coat, reeking of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM

egnogg priest.

"Beware

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 11:27 PM

the Jabberwock, my

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM

children of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 06:47 PM

Night of Regret

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:34 PM

But fortunately, Kermit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:47 PM

the aquatically challenged

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM

nasally sealed amphibian

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:08 AM

sang off key.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:03 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:30 AM

although they often

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:55 AM

when seeking company

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM

will hum loudly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 08:59 AM

by rubbing their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:22 AM

stocking clad legs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM

lovingly against the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

private parts of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:55 AM

killer bees who...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 02:18 PM

made Michael Caine

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM

their bloody Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 04:51 PM

Did you know,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:31 PM

not many people

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM

believe that Kwanzaa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM

is nudists' favorite

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:59 PM

holiday because black

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:08 PM

is the colour

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:21 PM

of my true

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:24 PM

love's Labrador retriever

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM

But chestnuts roasting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retrieve.   But chestnuts roasting

on the barbie

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 05:07 AM

doll are often

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 06:20 AM

shaped like rugby

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:06 AM

players jock straps

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM

which proves that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:22 PM

nothing is ever

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:57 PM

what it isn't

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 03:17 PM

Christmas over for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM

some, but many

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:00 PM

don't even bother

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM

to stop carolling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM

even during sex

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:37 AM

while stampeding over

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM

dead bodies of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:45 AM

the January sales

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:50 AM

for hot bargains!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:57 AM

Santa,now jobless

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:10 AM

jumped off the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:15 AM

woman he'd just

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

lei'd in Maui,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

and abruptly started

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM

struming his banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:01 AM

which incited wailing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,mistletoes
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM

and projectile vomit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

plus naked elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:16 AM

furiously pelting children

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:23 AM

with rotten tomatoes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:35 AM

dipped in chocolate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM

Meanwhile, in ANWAR,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM

a sinister plot

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 12:13 PM

thickened,stirring up

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 12:14 PM

involving 20 elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 01:28 PM

and harriWatts band

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 03:48 PM

The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 05:25 PM

stormed the stage

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM

braless, with tattoos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM

adorning their muscled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:07 PM

bag-squeezing hands.   Kilts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:54 PM

discarded,flashing their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:38 PM

Green Cards. Dubya

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:54 PM

wretched violently and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 11:50 PM

mispronounced several words

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM

as usual. "Gorgileous!"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:03 AM

drooled the President,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:24 AM

dropping his dummy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM

Tony Blair into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:32 AM

a writhing pit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM

-bull terrier, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 11:06 AM

tonsil-swabbed him

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM

and forced large

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM

unidentified objects into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM

his stocking. Prince

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM

Edward was in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:45 PM

stitches, laughing at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:51 PM

Charlie's ears flapping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM

polishing Camilla's thighs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM

with organic talking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM

parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM

(Recap update) nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retriever.   But chestnuts roasting on the barbie doll are often shaped like rugby players' jock straps, which proves that nothing is ever what it isn't.   
Christmas over for some, but many don't even bother to stop carolling, even during sex while stampeding over dead bodies of the January sales for hot bargains!
Santa, now jobless, jumped off the woman he'd just lei'd in Maui and abruptly started struming his banjo, which incited wailing and projectile vomit plus naked elves furiously pelting children with rotten tomatoes dipped in chocolate.
Meanwhile, in ANWAR, a sinister plot thickened, involving 20 elves and harriWatts band stirring up. The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry) stormed the stage braless, with tattoos adorning their muscled bag-squeezing hands, kilts discarded, flashing their Green Cards.
Dubya retched violently and mispronounced several words as usual. "Gorgileous!" drooled the President, dropping his dummy Tony Blair into a writhing pit-bull terrier, which tonsil-swabbed him and forced large unidentified objects into his stocking.    Prince Edward was in stitches, laughing at Charlie's ears flapping, polishing Camilla's thighs with organic talking parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

Latifa flopped onto

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 08:52 PM

King-Kong, who gave her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 09:52 PM

a lecture on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 11:21 PM

not mistreating royalty

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM

during Kwanzaa.

Condoleezza

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:05 AM

Rice pudding,pouted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 12:05 PM

because Kwanzaa Claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM

no relation to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM

Claus Bon Bulow,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM

but Klaus Fuchs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM

"Klaus fuchs whom?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM

Cynthia Glovetight Snugfit...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 03:18 PM

had already visited

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM

great vengeance upon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 04:39 PM

mudcat members who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM

refused to post

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM

on THAT thread

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM

- you know, that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM

one who's subject

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 02:09 PM

Funny you should say that, Ebbie. As I think I mentioned before in this thread, Ruth likes drinking out of thin china cups and I like mugs. Kinda like Jack Spratt and his wife. I must have at least a dozen mugs, so I'm ready for an invasion of friends. We also have thin china cups and saucers for those of Ruth's persuasion.

We aim to please all..

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:09 PM

who broke the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:19 PM

record for the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:21 PM

longest missplaced post

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:25 PM

in the history

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 11:13 PM

of silly threads.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 12:44 AM

and composing posts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:06 AM

as opposed to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM

decomposing posts - eeewwww!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 04:32 PM

compost heaps,fashionable

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 11:53 PM

in the upper

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:11 AM

Volga, a region

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:24 AM

of inpolite boatmen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:29 AM

singing vulgar boatsongs..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:36 AM

to a balalaika

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:37 AM

and all that

(well I noticed the last post was 1066)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:50 AM

and the other

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 03:49 PM

was in plentiful

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 06:16 PM

supply, especially as

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 07:28 PM

Uncle Norman Conquest

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 08:43 AM

had recently opened

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 09:50 AM

a few supermarkets

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM

. Tesco's was fucked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,NorthernWrites
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 03:12 PM

while subordinate Clauses

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM

danced the polka

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 03:34 PM

with Morris Dancers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 04:29 PM

who should have

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM

been downsized,delocalised...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 06:49 PM

castrated and beheaded

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 07:09 PM

... unfortunately, the national

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 11:04 PM

debt eliminated foreign

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 11:18 PM

Absolutely NO snow.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 12:51 AM

(Tony, not Hank)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 05:07 AM

I'm confused said

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:18 AM

the Queen, biting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:21 AM

into her scones

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 12:16 PM

as jam dripped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 12:52 PM

over her royal

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM

lips, while singing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 02:56 PM

The Nun's Chorus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 03:26 PM

with 120 harlots

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 05:07 PM

and Prince Harry.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM

Then Al Quaeda

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 06:24 PM

and Al Sharpton

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 06:36 PM

burst into the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 09:14 PM

room stark naked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 11:28 PM

except for a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 11:33 PM

black leather codpiece

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 11:47 PM

garnished with anchovies.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 12:10 AM

and fluffy lavender

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad again
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 12:56 AM

bedsocks, impregnated with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM

impunity by the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 03:46 AM

Folk Mafia who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM

keep leaving horses

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 06:24 AM

heads lying about

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 06:36 AM

their whereabouts whilst

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:23 AM

Morris dancing on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 10:48 AM

the run from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM

The Style Council

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:26 AM

Isn't everybody?Over

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 02:37 PM

the hills and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 02:40 PM

under the bridge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 05:33 PM

(singing:) "to Grandmother's house

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 05:33 AM

with sawed-off banjos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 07:33 AM

concealed in their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 07:44 AM

diaphanous,scanty rainmacks

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:12 AM

made of thorny

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:13 AM

pieces of polystyrene

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:35 AM

with zippers,allowing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 03:24 PM

passions which stood

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM

Upright,ridged,ready

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 05:28 PM

for dark, moist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 05:40 PM

juicy penetrations into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 06:28 PM

fresh blackberry jam

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 06:33 PM

in succulent tarts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 06:41 PM

and cunning stunts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 06:54 PM

oozing perfumed elixirs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 07:12 PM

from their dreadlocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 07:14 PM

Meanwhile, back at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 07:47 PM

abatoir,accordions were

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 03:40 AM

ceremonially burned by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 05:10 AM

the fire brigade

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 05:49 AM

to make room

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 05:57 AM

for Line Dancing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:23 AM

and karaoke, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:29 AM

is contagious at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 02:52 PM

hip hop rap

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM

land - the club

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 05:08 PM

sandwich,turkey again,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:25 PM

was devoured by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 12:27 AM

turkey sandwich devourers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM

dressed as Morris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:04 AM

dancers impersonating Morris

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM

Dancer's children, such

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:18 AM

fiendish tactics can't

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:16 AM

be understood by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:21 AM

the Morriss Police

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:34 AM

yet are perfectly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:46 AM

alleviated with aspirin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:07 AM

and a good

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM

escape route,requiring

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:09 AM

wit and cunning

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM

and a huge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:05 AM

talent for deception

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 11:47 AM

, being invisible helps

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 12:20 PM

.INVISIBLE ACCORDION TERRORISTS!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 02:55 PM

who, disguised as















Please don't say musicians !!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:14 PM

invisibly disguised,looking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM

like their background

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM

musically non-threatening

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:32 PM

transparently translucent but

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:34 PM

not translucently transparent

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:06 PM

depending where you're

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:41 PM

sticking your shillelagh.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 11:52 PM

Water boiled over

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 02:53 AM

from the samovar

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:19 AM

into the murky

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:24 AM

steamy trousers of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:47 AM

time, which split

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:51 AM

the differentials dangling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:56 AM

their participles shamelessly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM

cavorting to strange

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM

and previously unexplored

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 06:16 AM

nether regions,situated

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 08:01 AM

(I knew you were going to say nether regions....)


below several layers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 08:12 AM

LOL
of kilts,blowing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 10:58 AM

freely and with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 11:05 AM

gay aberation considering

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 02:12 AM

Father Damien's inclinations.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 04:48 AM

towards certain practices

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 05:34 AM

perfected from self

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 06:56 AM

observation and hours

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM

cript creeping,waving

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 12:43 PM

Crypt creeping,waving...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 03:54 PM

the flag of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 08:16 PM

surrender.Unfortunately,George

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 11:37 PM

Sand wore trousers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM

out by rubbing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 05:52 AM

her shaving kit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 11:59 AM

up and down

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 12:01 PM

Gertrude Stein's upper

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM

and lower body

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 03:32 PM

into The Well

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 05:26 PM

Of Alice B.Toklas.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 10:46 PM

stoned on her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 02:20 AM

high horse while

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 03:10 AM

imitating Lady Godiva

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 03:24 AM

wearing nothing but

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 03:53 AM

a grin from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM

the Cheshire cat

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 09:24 AM

to cover her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 09:48 AM

considerable assets, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM

when exibited,usually

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:30 AM

caused a rise

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:32 AM

in the population

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:41 AM

of horny goats

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:45 AM

shepherds.Cold water

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:47 AM

Was often required

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad the Inhaler
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 11:34 AM

when vampire bats

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 11:35 AM

1900!!!

started sucking on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 12:00 PM

Klaus Kinski's private

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 12:45 PM

stock of clementines

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 01:00 PM

Clementine purred contentedly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 03:28 PM

donned wooden boxes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 05:29 PM

looking like coffins

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 06:04 PM

and walked straight

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 01:30 AM

off the edge

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 03:20 AM

of darkness at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 04:39 AM

noon,flashing headlights

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM

were extremely disorientating

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 09:36 AM

to rabbits wearing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 10:26 AM

soft contact lenses

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 10:55 AM

while comet gazing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 10:59 AM

from a great

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM

distance down under

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 11:21 AM

in Sydney's west

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 11:40 AM

side brewery,completely

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 12:04 PM

out of their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 12:11 PM

pyjamas banging tambourines

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM

and moon worshipping

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 05:08 AM

,the judge sentenced

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 01:29 PM

himself in absentia

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 01:54 PM

and accidentally declared

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:31 PM

that Ned Kelly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM

wear a bucket

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM

when he visits

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM

The Rolling Stones

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 06:38 AM

. The congregation exploded

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 07:29 AM

with excited indiference

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 08:20 PM

and delicately scattered

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 09:27 PM

unmentionable body parts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM

to the four

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 06:20 AM

storey meat factory

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 07:06 AM

which made sausages

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 07:11 AM

unfit for animal

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 07:30 AM

lovers, because they

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 11:33 AM

had a hint

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM

that Mad Cow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 03:00 PM

mrs thatcher was

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM

unfit for animal

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 09:42 PM

consumption, because she

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM

contained venomous substances

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 05:53 AM

disguised as caring

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM

, if slightly overbearing,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 04:59 PM

and totally peverse,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 08:23 AM

things. The End.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 09:11 AM

of her nose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 02:41 PM

dripped freely in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM

the soup kitchens

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 12:18 AM

it was nice

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 03:06 AM

The cheese flew

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 03:31 PM

The wind broke

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM

into Thunder monkey's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 05:30 AM

Christmas pudding,just

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 06:07 PM

makes me sick

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 06:29 AM

in my socks

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 02:59 AM

and my duck

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 11:53 AM

and that's that!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 03:56 PM

That's all she...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 04:00 PM

had time for.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 04:50 PM

Dear John, I

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM

purchased tube socks..........

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 05:46 PM

,wrought iron pyjamas...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 05:56 PM

and killed you.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 06:06 PM

I was struck

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 06:16 PM

with an uncontrollable

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 06:24 PM

disinterested light stupor

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 06:48 PM

which rendered me

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM

blissfully jazzed in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 07:03 PM

WHICH ENDED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 01:00 PM

Or so it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 03:08 PM

seems, and yet

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 03:24 PM

inexplicably, strange gnomes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 01 Jan 09 - 09:48 AM

who wore yellow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Jan 09 - 04:57 PM

streaks down their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 06:13 AM

war-distorted faces

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 02 Jan 09 - 11:39 PM

and into thier

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 09:14 AM

golden final years

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 09:58 AM

started rampaging all

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 11:30 AM

through the fifth

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 09 - 11:53 AM

symphony, conducted by

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 01:40 AM

Jim Morrison's ghost.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 04:01 AM

eating a large

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 07:51 AM

picture of Baudelaire

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 09:35 PM

with yellow mustard

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 09:48 PM

and channeling Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jan 09 - 11:38 PM

who cheerfully remarked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jts
Date: 05 Jan 09 - 01:55 AM

Christmas is over!