BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM

Sorry Sir John AND sUPER TED

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:48 PM

Fuck it all

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

yelled the elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

said santa claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM

hissed Mrs Claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM

cheered the reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:02 PM

yippee its Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:21 PM

Shaddup said Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM

the sleigh's broke

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM

and my hemmorhoids

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM

my prostate too

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM

swollen to piss

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:05 PM

his bladder full

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:10 PM

of damn milk

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:23 PM

of too dr's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:24 PM

to see if

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM

he can help

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM

poor santa claus

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 08:51 PM

mend the slay

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM

But he couldn't

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:40 PM

put Humpty together

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:00 AM

With reindeer snot

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:14 AM

SUddenly, ferociously, caterwauling...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:18 AM

Rudolph raised his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM

big red swollen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:44 AM

nose, and he

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:46 AM

let loose a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 02:53 AM

really really big

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:03 AM

and fantatically loud

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:13 AM

burst of malodorous

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:18 AM

masticated tundra burps

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM

which reverberated around

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM

the freezing grotto

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM

to the point

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM

of no return

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM

Santa's had enough

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:49 AM

of roof traversing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:53 AM

and ass compressing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:57 AM

so he removed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM

his finger from

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM

the woodpecker's hole

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:21 AM

and wiped his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM

nose with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM

Then the reindeer

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM

droppings for miles

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM

began to glow

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM

like Rudolph's nose

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 10:56 AM

. Soon, the night

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:13 PM

was dark and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM

thick heavy snow,