BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

plus naked elves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,mistletoes
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM

and projectile vomit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:01 AM

which incited wailing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM

struming his banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

and abruptly started

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

lei'd in Maui,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:15 AM

woman he'd just

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:10 AM

jumped off the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:57 AM

Santa,now jobless

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:50 AM

for hot bargains!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:45 AM

the January sales

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM

dead bodies of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:37 AM

while stampeding over

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM

even during sex

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM

to stop carolling

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:00 PM

don't even bother

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM

some, but many

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 03:17 PM

Christmas over for

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:57 PM

what it isn't

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:22 PM

nothing is ever

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM

which proves that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:06 AM

players jock straps

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 06:20 AM

shaped like rugby

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 05:07 AM

doll are often

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retrieve.   But chestnuts roasting

on the barbie

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM

But chestnuts roasting

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:24 PM

love's Labrador retriever

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:21 PM

of my true

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:08 PM

is the colour

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:59 PM

holiday because black

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM

is nudists' favorite

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM

believe that Kwanzaa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:31 PM

not many people

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 04:51 PM

Did you know,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM

their bloody Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 02:18 PM

made Michael Caine

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:55 AM

killer bees who...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

private parts of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM

lovingly against the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:22 AM

stocking clad legs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 08:59 AM

by rubbing their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM

will hum loudly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:55 AM

when seeking company

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:30 AM

although they often

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:03 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:08 AM

sang off key.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM

nasally sealed amphibian

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:47 PM

the aquatically challenged

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:34 PM

But fortunately, Kermit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 06:47 PM

Night of Regret