Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer

Subject: Lyr Req: Need words to a twisted Xmas song
From: Terry Allan Hall
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:11 PM

It's a R-rated take-off on "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" called "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindeer"...heard it on the radio a few years ago and have searched for the words ever since!

T.Y.I.A. and Happy Holidays!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Need words to a twisted Xmas song
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:13 PM

Never heard that one.
I've heard "Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck" by Da Yoopers, though...

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer
From: GUEST,Rabs
Date: 21 May 16 - 11:53 PM

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/elmopatsy9.shtml

Enjoy!

Subject: ADD: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 May 16 - 01:52 AM

Hmmm. I don't quite get it. The first message, posted in 2004 by Terry Allan Hall, requests the lyrics. Then in 2016, Rabs poosts this link:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/elmopatsy9.shtml

It's apparently the Website of Terry Allan Hall, with lyrics by Terry Allan Hall. Go figure. Anyhow, here are the lyrics:

Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer
(Terry Allan Hall)

Grandma got knocked up by a reindeer
Said it was the best sex of her life
For 40 years, she's been schtupping Grandpa
Now Prancer's gonna make her his new wife!

Lately Grandma's been so moody
Since Grandpa ran away
With a 19-year old stripper
Can't blame her that she kinda felt betrayed

But she was different Christmas morning
She was joyous, bright and gay
We assumed she was enjoying
All the fun involved with this Happy Holiday

(chorus)

She no longer moons for Grandpa
Say's he wasn't great in the sack
Says now she's getting better
Buck-lure is her aphrodesiac

Still the family is pretty worried
And they honestly have a reason
And I wonder about my new Uncle
And how we'll keep him home during Hunting Season

(chorus)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer
From: CupOfTea
Date: 22 May 16 - 09:00 AM

Wow Joe, you do seem to have to wade in some fairly deep muck for the sake of all our lyrical edification. Much as I enjoy bawdy song, just the title of this made both my "ICK" and "tacky" meters redline.

A sense of humor and of decorum don't have to be mutually exclusive, do they?

Joanne in Cleveland

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 22 May 16 - 09:59 AM

These must be the worst lyrics ever, just awful.