Will Elvis be making a comeback?

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: GUEST,SHOCKED
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:52 AM

He's DEAD? When? Heartless hinds, the lot of you.

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:16 AM

My newspaper this morning said that they're having a birthday party for him soon, right downtown.

And I believe it 'cause I read it in the Wichita Beagle.

John

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: hilda fish
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 10:42 PM

Whadya mean, comback? Come back? I don't think so. Elvis lives. He has his morning coffee regularly in Charlie's Cafe here in Woolloomooloo, Sydney, Australia, every morning after his walk around the Gardens. If he is in a good mood and the coffee is the right temperature he does a damn fine rendition of "Love Me Tender" (although I do like Jimmy Little's version a lot more). I thought he did it for me because he liked me but I am beginning to think he does it because he wants me to pay for his coffee. So come back music wise? I hope so. He needs the money.

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 09:57 PM

*singing*

"And his momma cries...."

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 09:52 PM

G A W D. I enjoyed three of his songs. Glad someone finally admits he's dead.

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: Bill the Collie
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 09:46 PM

My sister-in-law served Elvis a coffee at Prestwick Airport but she was too shy to ask for an autograph or a photie; so, when he does come back, could you ask him on her behalf?

Subject: RE: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 09:43 PM

By all means, let's hope it happens. Chongo Chimp has been working on mastering his Elvis Impersonator act, and is ready in the wings to take on just such a tour...if the cloning does not succeed.

Subject: Will Elvis be making a comeback?
From: GUEST,Arturo
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 09:37 PM

Because of the new sales promotion in the UK and the resulting number 1 hit Jailhouse Rock does anyone think it likely that The King will be cloned and put to the task of the long awaited world tour he failed in his lifetime to achieve? Please give your views on how likely this event is and be as creative or lateral as you like.