Sis Joe????

Subject: Sis Joe????
From: molnor
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 12:20 AM

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Mo
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 06:13 AM

Don't tell me - this is a secret code to the devotees of rap telling them to infiltrate the 'cat now, as the programme known as Joe Offer is dormant?! HAH! Fools - it's a well known fact - Joe never sleeps..... Foiled again suckers!

Mo (who has been reading far too much Ian Fleming for her own good)

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Joe O
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 05:38 PM

Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute.
Say WHAT???
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Joe O
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 05:38 PM

Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute.
Say WHAT???
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: ¥ (the program formerly known as 'joe'
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 10:05 PM

"I am completely operational, and all my systems are functioning perfectly
"I am completely operational, and all my systems are functioning perfectly"
"I am completely operational, and all my systems are functioning perfectly"
"I am completely operational, and all my systems are functioning perfectly""I am completely operational, and all my systems ar....." beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Dale Rose
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 10:20 PM

Shouldn't that be sys joe?

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Barbara
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 12:11 AM

Maybe its 'sis Boombah,"
and where'd you find that cool character, Joe? Do you think maybe you spend too much time on computers? We love you and are glad you are there to fix our boo boos.
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 12:47 AM

Alright, who are you and what have you done with Joe? Everyone knows that Joe is a program and does not do levity.

Mick

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From:
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 12:58 AM

Real computers don't eat Tofu!!

Murray

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: Joe Offer
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 01:20 AM

¥ (the program formerly known as 'joe') ain't me, Barbara. She's the robot I've had on duty while I've been vacationing here in Massachusetts. She gets carried away at times, but she's cute.
I've been having a good time, but tonight it was tofu Italian sausage in the gumbo. Tasted good, but not "real." I'm gonna sneak out for a hamburger right quick.
I got in trouble in church last Sunday. A fly landed on my hymnal, and I couldn't resist the temptation to slam the book shut. In his animal-loving niece's eyes Uncle Joe stepped down from his pedestal. I guess I will no longer be thought of as the perfect uncle. But I sure did a number on that fly.
I WANT A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!
-Joe Offer, carnivore, and proud of it-

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: BSeed
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 02:09 AM

Joe, I think you also did a number on that hymnal.

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--seed (hope this works)

Subject: RE: Sis Joe????
From: BSeed
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 02:11 AM

It didn't. --seed