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Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self

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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jan 16 - 06:10 PM

Dumb dinker (head)
Brow blinker (eye brow)
Eye winker (eye)
Nose blower (nose)
Soup strainer (just under the nose)
Lip kisser (lips)
Chin chopper (chin)
Heart breaker (chest)
Belly acher (belly)
Knee bender (knee)
Boy kicker (foot)


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Tradsinger
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 06:33 AM

There's a marvellous study of this type of physical progression song here http://www.mustrad.org.uk/articles/dungheap.htm. Click on the number 14 at the left hand side and you will find that the genre and the idea go back centuries. I have heard a Royal Navy version to the tune of "Alouette", i.e

- How I love your curly top, etc
- How I love your furrowed brow, etc
- How I love your criss-cross eyes, etc
- How I love your broken nose, etc
- How I love your squeezy lips, etc
- How I love your scrawny neck, etc
- How I love your swinging tits, etc
- How I love your withered hips, etc
- How I love your knick-knock knees, etc
- How I love your pigeon toes, etc

Pure poetry!

Tradsinger


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Paul Gracia
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 09:32 AM

I remember this song from when I was doing a teaching practic im with a grade four class, about 25 years ago. Lately, I volunteered to ski with my son's grade four class, and I was inspired to sing this funny song with the kids on the school bus. It was quite the hit. What we sang was:
"I point to myself, unt vas ist das here? Das ist mine brainboxer my mama-dear. Brain-boxer, brain-boxer, rinky-dinky do. Das vat I learned at my school. Uh-huh!"
The body parts were:
Brain-boxer (head)
Sight-seeers (eyes)
Horn-blower (nose)
Sound-seekers (ears)
Chatter-boxer (mouth)
Rubber-necker (neck)
Arm-benders (elbows)
Tick-tocker (heart)
Bread-basket (stomach)
Sitter-downer (behind)
Knee-knockers (knees)
Foot-stompers (feet)


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 01:51 PM

thinker boxer


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,guest - comet
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 02:57 PM

In answer to:
All alone for a loaf of bread
All alone went Johnny

I also remember this song - but you have more words than I know.
I think it ended with:
"Poor little Johnny!"


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Mdt
Date: 14 Jun 14 - 11:31 AM

With my hand on my shoulder and vas ist dos here, this is my
Dumb dinker
Eye blinker
Nose blower
Soup strainer
Kiss maker
Chin chopper
Apple knocker
Coat hanger (shoulders)
Bread basket
Baby bouncer (lap)
Knee bender
Ball kicker
And that's what I learned in the school after each


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Dessie
Date: 28 May 14 - 08:41 PM

Sweatboxer
Eyewinker
Horn honker
Meat grinder
Chin chopper
Chest protector
Bread basket
Knee knockers
Tie stompers


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,anon
Date: 15 May 14 - 10:40 PM

this tune was running through my head tonight and I decided to see if I could find the lyrics. My German born grandmother used to sing it to me, so when I first started reading that it was a camp song, I thought, oh, maybe I got it from camp in the 60's and 70's. But when I read it has roots in a german folksong, then I know I am remembering it right. Except that I dont' remember much,

My memory says it goes like this:
My or "Mein" hand on myself, vas is das here?
Das ist mein nose blower, my mommy dear

I obviously can't remember all the body parts, the only one that has stuck in my mind is "brain boxer"

nose blower, brain boxer, rinky, dinky, doo
thats what we learn in da school, jawohl


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 14 - 10:36 PM

i heard:


my hand on myself, and whats this i see? this is my tinker boxer my mamma dear
tinkerboxer ya ya ya ya thats what i learned at this camp ya ya

sight seer
horn blower
telephoner
LOUDSPEAKER
chest protector
bread basket
stander uppers
knee benders
toe stubbers


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Ted Crum (Steamchicken)
Date: 10 Mar 13 - 04:50 AM

I remember the duo Cold Iron who sang together back in the early seventies(one of whom was Greg Butler who went on to fame and a fair bit of fortune with Strawhead). They sang a song called The Mallard which was along exactly the same lines as described above except that it was duck-based, and the singer boasted of actually eating the named parts.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,MahaloNui
Date: 09 Mar 13 - 08:34 AM

When I was a student teacher, I learned this ditty from the cooperating music teacher. After that, I taught it in my elementary school general music classes.

It is basically the same as the other variations shown here. As it is sung, the singer(s) points to each body part. The murdering of the German language is unimportant as it's simply a fun song and the words must be phrased for the children's comprehension.

It begins with the top of the head and works its way down.

Mein hands by mein sides,
Vas ist das here?
Das ist mein hairmopper, mein teacher dear.
Hairmopper, du von icka von du.
Das vot ve learned in der school.

Repeat using the appropriate body parts:
- Hairmopper (top of the head)
- Sweat boxer (forehead)
- Eye blinker (eyes)
- Smell sniffer (nose)
- Soup sipper (lips)
- Chin chopper (chin)
- Chest protector (chest)
- Bread basket (tummy)
- Sit downer (fanny)
- Lap sitter (upper leg)
- Knee bender (knee cap)
- Foot kicker (foot)

There may well have been other body parts. This song is a tad long for younger children but I never heard any child complain about it.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 10:16 AM

Thanks, Joe.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Joe Offer
Date: 12 Oct 12 - 04:35 PM

Here's the MIDI for "Mine Hand" from leeneia. I learned this song this way:
    Hands on myself (or I points to myself)
    Was ist das here?
    Das ist mine blank blank blank
    Ja Mama Dear
    blank blank blank (repeat for each item)
    Hinka-dinka-doo
    Dats what I learned in my Shool.

My version has a different "a" part, and then uses leeneia's tune as the "B" part. I questioned leeneia about this, and here's her response:
    Our version didn't have anything about "my hand on my own self." Our version started out with the mother speaking, and the child replies.
      tum tum tum, tum tum tum, Vat is dis here?
      Das is der knee bender, my mama dear.
      knee bender,soup strainer,(etc)inky dinky dee
      Dat's vat ve learn in der Schul.
    I was hoping that others could fit their versions to the tune if they used repeats. Orperhaps it will jog someone's memory. I learned this song from a high-school friend. I took German; she took French. She wenton to become a college professor in French. Can such a person be trusted when it comesto faux-Deutsch?


Click to play (joeweb)


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Oct 12 - 12:49 PM

Here's the tune 'close' to how I remeber it.
Feel free to paste it in at FolkInfo and make any necessary adjustments:
One series of notes seems slightly 'out'. There should be a couple of pauses (or incresed note lengths) and the three repeated bars (ecc|ecc|ecc) should be extended as the verses get longer.

Cheers
Nigel (holidaying in Mallorca)

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L: 1/4
S: memory
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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 12 Oct 12 - 10:51 AM

We can't let a song this incredible die out, so I'm sending a MIDI of the tune I remember to Joe. Elsa, check back, because it can take a little while.

I grew up in Milwaukee, which has a strong German heritage. The last line there went "Dat's vat ve learn in der Schul. Jawohl!"


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 08:24 PM

Mouth in my memory was meal pusher


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Elsa
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 06:37 AM

Where can I find the music to this song? I have lost mine during one of my moves. Thanks
Elsavdw@gmail.com


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM

I have to add this as I was just teaching my nine year old whaty dad had taught me:
Forgetting the different body parts..
..."this isy eye seer that's what this is, eye seer , nose smeller , (etc.) inky dinky ,
That's what I learnt in mine school

Thank for all the replies it has brought back many memories of car songs my dad used to sing when I was nine


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,daffwold
Date: 19 Mar 12 - 03:09 PM

toe stopper
ankle twister
knee bender
seat warmer
bread basket
chest squeezer
rubber necker
chin chopper
food pusher
soup strainer
nose blower
eye winker
sweat boxer
floor mopper


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 09 Feb 12 - 01:43 PM

That would be "Jawohl!" which means something like "Yes, indeed!"


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Mary
Date: 09 Feb 12 - 11:54 AM

I learned this from my German Grandparents. Here is what I remember clearly.
Head- either Tommyknocker or topnotcher
Eye- Eye Blinker
Nose- Nose Blower
mustache- cookie Duster
mouth/teeth- Food grinder
chin/mouth- chin chopper
Chest- Air blower or chest protector
arms- baby hugger (but I think my grandmother made that one up for herself)
stomach- bread basket
knee bender-
foot stomper

the refrain

inky, dinky, dinky do that's vat I learned in the schule
Yahvo !! (I don't know how to write this word, it is said loudly and sounds like Yah Voe) a German exclamation I think.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 12 - 05:36 PM

Mine hands by my side, vas is das here?
Das is my...
hair mopper
sweatboxer
eyeblinker
nose sniffer
soup sifter
chin chopper
chest protector
bread basket
knee bender
sit downer
do van nick a von do

Das vat ve learn in dar school


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,maryebcify
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 08:45 PM

I only remember some of the lines, going thru each body part nick named to be funny, but this is how i remember it:

Hand on my nose, what is this here?
This is my nose blower, my mother dear.
Nose blower, inky dinky dinky doo, that's what I learned in my school, vahoo!


Then by the end of the song, you add all the funny body parts, singing in order from last to first part:

Hand on my eye, what is this here?
This is my eye winker, my mother dear.
...eye winker, chin chopper, knee knocker, bread basket, nose blower...inky dinky dinky doo, that's what I learned in my school, vahoo!

I just want the complete set of body parts nicknames so i can sing it to my grand babies!

if you know them, really, not the new fangled version, but the original version, please email me!
MaryEBCify
mecrangle@hotmail.com

please reply!!!


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Becky
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 12:16 PM

It's fun how many versions of this exist. Here's how I remember it:

Mine hands by mine side, vas ist dis here? Dis is my _____ my teacher dear.

Eye blinker
Smell sniffer
Soup sipper
Chin chopper
Rubber necker
Chest protector
Lap sitter
Knee bender
Road runner
Flat footer

Dats what we learn in der school!

Becky


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Pep
Date: 05 Sep 11 - 02:35 PM

I remember my Dad taught this to me when I was little but is was yes Papa dear it went something like this.

I point to my self and I say vwhat is this ear
Head acher acher ya papa dear
dat's wut I learn im my school.

then
eyebrow- brow sweater
eye-      eye shooter
nose-    nose blower
mouth-    bull shooter
chin-    chin wagger
neck-    rubber necker
chest-    chest protector
belly-    belly acher
knee-    knee bender
foot-    foot stomper
last was point to private area - trouble maker, trouble maker
ya papa dear.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 16 May 11 - 06:16 PM

could not remember much, but what i do remember is cheese smeller and cookie duster

chester


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Apr 11 - 04:20 PM

..and since I missed this 1st time around, I will add that the refrain I remember was: Inka-dinka-dinka-do

The rest you can adapt as you please...


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Guest - Lindy
Date: 19 Apr 11 - 03:05 PM

When I was in 2nd grade in Canada we used to sing this song to learn about safely crossing a street.
It went something like this:

"All alone for a loaf of bread
All alone went Johnny
Watch the traffic his mother said
Yes, answered Johnny
But he forgot what mother said and he forgot the light was red
He felt a big bump and he thought he was dead"

This is all the lines I remember of this song. I believe there were more lines. If anyone knows the name of the song and more words of this song, please post.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: CheshireCat
Date: 19 Apr 11 - 07:28 AM

Only version I heard was at a charity gig years ago. Most of the above were included but differences included lookenpeeper (eyes), schmellyfeeter (obvious) and troublemaker (ditto). It was delivered in the most overdone comic German accent I ever heard, by a fireman who had a broad south Lancashire accent when not performing. Strange, I'd always assumed the performers had written it - obviously not!


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,J thompson
Date: 18 Apr 11 - 02:36 PM

I know it as
1. Sweat Boxer (FOREHEAD)
2.Eye Blinker
3. Eaves Dropper (ears)
4. Snott Blower
5.Bull Shooter (mouth)
6. Chin Whisker
7.Chest Protector (breast)
8. Pot Belly
9. Baby Maker (obvious)
10. Knee Bender
11. Ass Kicker

DAS how we learned at MY school.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 12:06 PM

Here is my memory of singing the song:

Mama my dear, what is dis here? Dis is my __________________
head knocker (top of head)
sweat boxer (forehead)
eye blinker
nose blower
soup sipper
chin chopper
tick tocker
bread basket
knee bender
foot stomper


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Jennifer
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 04:01 PM

Ma2Twins,

That is exactly how I heard it from my grandmother, we used to laugh and laugh. Good to bring back those memories.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 10 - 01:12 PM

Wow, this brings me back. I found two songs from my gradeschool days that I have been trying to find forever! Thank you all so much for bringing back these memories. I'm sure more and more lost songs will pop up around here! Cheers


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Ma2twins
Date: 27 Feb 10 - 09:43 AM

Here is how I learned it:

What is this my son
What is this, what is this
This is my Hardrocker
That's what it is
Hardrocker, doodle doo
That's what we learn in the school

(The rest of the body parts are:)
Hardrocker
Sweat Brower
Eye See You
Stink Smeller
Soup Strainer
Boy (Girl) Kisser
Bird Nester (chin/beard)
Chest Maker
Beer Belly
Sit Downer
Knee Knocker
Foot stomper


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 08:22 AM

The official German beer drinking song

Tink Boxer
Eye Blinker
Snot Blower
Bull Shitter
Milk Shaker
Lint Catcher
Trouble Maker
Knee Bender
Ass Kicker

Mine Bombardier


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 03:46 PM

These are all great! I have many fond memories of my grandfather leading this song. This is our family's variation.

I place my hand on myself.
Vat ist tat der?
This is my dummkopfer, yes darling dear.
Dummkopfer, better-nedder-knocker-now,
That's what I learned in my shool.

Duumkopfer (top of head) [apparently means dumbhead in german]
Sweatboxer (forhead)
Eye Browler (eyebrows)
Eye Blinker (eyes)
Snot Blower (nose)
Soup Strainer (top lip)
Bullet Shooter (bottom lip)
Jaw Breaker (jaw)
Rubber Necker (neck)
Chest Protector (chest)
Bread Basket (belly)

Stephanie


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Heather
Date: 18 May 09 - 01:12 PM

This is the way I learned it in the mid-70s.

"My hand on myself. Vat ist das here? Das ist my boy kisser, my mama dear. Boy kisser, boy kisser, rinky rinky doo (doo doo!) That's what we learn in the school. Yah-yah."


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 09:59 AM

I didn't sing this as a kid myself, but my Aunt Lucille would sometimes come up with it at family gatherings, along with "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt", and she would be joined by my mother and Aunt Evelyn. There may have been other childhood silly songs, too, but I don't remember them.

This one, though, they would have learned as children, perhaps 1900 to 1910.

Aunt Lucille's version went this way, as well as I can remember it:

Mit a hand on myself, vahs ist das hier? (touching top of head. In subsequent verses, the relevant body part is indicated)
Das ist mein tinkboxer, my mama, dear!
Das ist mein tinkboxer, and a dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-doo (right hand pointing up index finger, rising, stirring vertically in decreasing circles.)
Dot's vhat I learned in d' school!

Then sveatboxer; eyeblinker; noseblower; (mouth forgotten here); chin-chopper; (I think) chest-ticker; bread-basket; down-sitter; knee-bender; and foot-kicker. There just might have been some others in there.

After the "tinkboxer" verse, the third line drops the words "Das ist mein" and progresses directly to the series. "Das ist mein" merely helps the rhythm of that line of the first verse.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 04:55 AM

Or (heard in Scout camps 40+ years ago)

With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my head-acher oh mother dear.
With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my eye-blinker oh mother dear
With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my cheese-sniffer oh mother dear,
Head-acher, Eye-Blinker, cheese-sniffer too
That's what they tought me when I went to school

Kisser
Chin-wagger
Rubber-necker
chest-protector
Belly-acher
Trouble-maker


Also sung as "that's what they tought me in Five-Acres school", particularly when camping in that area in the Forest of Dean


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: Azizi
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 10:26 PM

I've heard of this song, but never actually sung it or heard it sung by any children or adults.

Here's two versions from http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs3/S3_63.htm

With My Hand On Myself
(actions in brackets)

With my hand on myself, vat is das here? (touch top of head)
Das is mine topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)
Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)
Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom-boom.

With my hand on myself, vat is das here? (touch forehead)
Das is mine sweat brower, ya mama dear. (touch forehead)
Sweat brower, sweat brower, ya mama dear. (touch forehead)
Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)
Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom-boom.
Additional verses:

Eye winker - touch eyes
Horn blower - touch nose
Soup strainer - touch teeth
Lunch eater - touch mouth
Chin chowser - touch chin
Rubbernecker - touch neck
Chest protector - touch chest
Breadbasket - touch stomach
Foot stomper - touch foot
Here's another, slightly different version of this song, sent to me by Pat Dryburgh.

Put a hand on myself, and vat is duz here (point to head)
Zus is my tinkerboxer, my mamma dear
Tinkerboxer, tinkerboxer, ya, ya, ya, ya
Zat's vat we learned in the school, ya ya.

Additional verses:
Sight Seer - touch eyes
Horn blower - touch nose
Loudspeaker - touch mouth (yell "loudspeaker" for added effect)
Rubbernecker - touch neck
Gas chamber - touch stomach
Ball kicker - touch foot


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,Wendy
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 10:05 PM

We've been having a family discussion on the body parts. Seems there are many more than we ever used. Does anyone know how the song starts? It seems to me there was a lead into the lyrics. Thank you. Below is the order new brides get to sing in our family. The boys in the family really spice it up.

Hat Hanger (top of head)
Eye Blinker (eye)
Rose Smeller (nose)
Whiskey Drinker (mouth)
Rubber Necker (neck)
Boy Hugger (cross arms around self)
Belly Acher (abdomin)
Knee Knocker (knees)
Shit Kicker (foot)


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: open mike
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:22 PM

i think we did "sweat browser" for eye brows...sure is true today..hot!


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs - Mit my hand on mine self
From: GUEST,dylan
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:04 PM

i know this song as
    1:tinker boxer
    2: telephoner
    3:site seeer
    4:horn blower
    5:lip smacker
    6:meat grinder
    7:chin wagler
    8:rubber necker
    9:hitch hicker
    10:bread basket
    11:siter downer
    12:walker


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs
From: Theresa
Date: 30 Nov 98 - 11:20 PM

This song is published in and on "Wee Sing Silly Songs", the audio tape and songbook set. IIRC their version is very like the lyrics discussed here.


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs
From: mafreeh
Date: 30 Nov 98 - 04:17 PM

Not to mention soup strainer...


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs
From: gargoyle
Date: 29 Nov 98 - 12:57 AM

We used to add:

Baby Maker


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs
From:
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 08:40 PM

You wrote, in part: Hand on my heart, Vas ist das here? Das ist mine tinkerbox, Mama my dear, Tinkerbox, tinkerbox, ding ding ding doo, Das vat I learn in der shule.

2. Eye-blinker 3. nose-blower >3a. cookie-duster 4. chin-chopper 5. tick-tocker 6. mitt-grabber 7. bread-basket 8. knee-bender 9. foot-stomper 10. toe-kicker

Many, many thanks! I remembered cookie-duster after you responded. Boy does this bring back memories!

Again thanks! Barbara

-Lewis


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Subject: RE: Childhood songs
From: Barbara
Date: 28 Nov 98 - 12:03 AM

I remember it, parts anyway, but it may be more offensive these days, my friend. I hope that any of you that find the "Slatterdeusche" lacks political correctness will just skip this thread.
The verses compile after the word 'tinkerbox.

Hand on my heart, Vas ist das here?
Das ist mine tinkerbox, Mama my dear,
Tinkerbox, tinkerbox, ding ding ding doo,
Das vat I learn in der shule.

2. Eye-blinker
3. nose-blower
4. chin-chopper
5. tick-tocker
6. mitt-grabber
7. bread-basket
8. knee-bender
9. foot-stomper
10. toe-kicker
Seems like sometimes there were even more,and I bet this has a lot of variations.
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: Childhood songs
From:
Date: 27 Nov 98 - 11:38 PM

Greetings, Baron Lewis here. I was wondering if anyone remembers an old progression song that went something like: "Mit my hand on mine self, vat ist das here? Das ist mine tinkerboxer, my Mama dear. Tinkerboxer, inky-dinky-doo, dats vat I learned in der school." etc... I heard and sang it as a kid but have forgotten most of it. can you help me with this one?

-Thanks!


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