Song challenge: If caught in a snow drift...

Subject: RE: BS: If caught in a snow drift......
From: LadyJean
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 10:26 PM

An excellent excuse to carry a six pack of beer in your back seat.

Cecil Adams of "The Straight Dope" was asked if it was true that Eskimoes had several different words for snow. And how would an Eskimo say "Look at all the f--ckin snow." Adams replied with a list of words, and a phrase that translates as "Behold the snow, it fornicates!"
As I look out my window, and wonder where all that snow came from, as if we alread didn't have enough. I think, "Behold the snow. It fornicates!"

Subject: RE: BS: If caught in a snow drift......
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 10:20 PM

"I'm buried in an avalanche...ah, piss on it!"

Subject: RE: BS: If caught in a snow drift......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 08:53 PM

Dang-- that means Kat's cured, then!

~S~

Subject: BS: If caught in a snow drift......
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 08:46 PM

Now I have an excuse for buying all that beer, all I need now is some snow....

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

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Charley Noble asked that this thread be moved to the top and labeled "song challenge." So it is, and so it shall be.
I think that Frank Zappa wrote the ultimate yellow snow song, and any other attempts are irreverent and disrepectful.
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