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Origins: I Learned About Horses From Her

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I LEARNED ABOUT HORSES FROM HER


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Lyr Add: I Learned About Women from Her -Kipling (6)
Lyr Req: The Ladies (Rudyard Kipling) (7)


GUEST,IanC 02 Feb 05 - 08:48 AM
GUEST,Joe Offer 02 Feb 05 - 02:09 PM
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Subject: Origins: I Learned About Horses From Her
From: GUEST,IanC
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 08:48 AM

I'm sorry if this has come up before, but th search isn't working at the moment and I thought I'd note it down while I remembered.

I was looking for something else, when I came across the song above and it struck me that it looked very much like a parody of Kipling's "The Ladies" (I learned about women from her).

The notes in DT say:

From "Songs My Mother Never Taught Me", by John Jacob Niles, Douglas S. Moore, and A.A.Wallgren. EB OCT98

Here's the Kipling poem (the language might offend and, if so, I'm sorry).

THE LADIES
Rudyard Kipling

I've taken my fun where I've found it;
I've rogued an' I've ranged in my time;
I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweet'earts,
An' four o' the lot was prime.
One was an 'arf-caste widow,
One was a woman at Prome,
One was the wife of a jemadar-sais,
An' one is a girl at 'ome.

Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,
For, takin' 'em all along,
You never can say till you've tried 'em,
An' then you are like to be wrong.
There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,
There's times when you'll know that you might;
But the things you will learn from the Yellow an' Brown,
They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

I was a young un at 'Oogli,
Shy as a girl to begin;
Aggie de Castrer she made me,
An' Aggie was clever as sin;
Older than me, but my first un -
More like a mother she were -
Showed me the way to promotion an' pay,
An' I learned about women from 'er!

Then I was ordered to Burma,
Actin' in charge o' Bazaar,
An' I got me a tiddy live 'eathen
Through buyin' supplies off 'er pa.
Funny an' yellow an' faithful -
Doll in a teacup she were,
But we lived on the square, like a true-married pair,
An' I learned about women from 'er!

Then we was shifted to Neemuch
(Or I might ha' been keepin' 'er now),
An' I took with a shiny she-devil,
The wife of a nigger at Mhow;
Taught me the gipsy-folks' bolee;
Kind o' volcano she were,
For she knifed me one night 'cause I wished she was white,
And I learned about women from 'er!

Then I come 'ome in the trooper,
'Long of a kid o' sixteen -
Girl from a convent at Meerut,
The straightest I ever 'ave seen.
Love at first sight was 'er trouble,
She didn't know what it were;
An' I wouldn't do such, 'cause I liked 'er too much,
But - I learned about women from 'er!

I've taken my fun where I've found it,
An' now I must pay for my fun,
For the more you 'ave known o' the others
The less will you settle to one;
An' the end of it's sittin' and thinkin',
An' dreamin' Hell-fires to see;
So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not),
An' learn about women from me!

What did the Colonel's Lady think?
Nobody never knew.
Somebody asked the Sergeant's wife,
An' she told 'em true!
When you get to a man in the case,
They're like as a row of pins -
For the Colonel's Lady an' Judy O'Grady
Are sisters under their skins!


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Subject: RE: Origins: I Learned About Horses From Her
From: GUEST,Joe Offer
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 02:09 PM

Hi, Ian -
For the record, the lyrics in the Digital Tradition are here (click)

Here's the entry from the Traditional Ballad Index:

I Learned about Horses from Him

DESCRIPTION: The singer describes the horses (and others) he has met in his life. Every incident ends with the rueful comment, "I learned about horses from him." There is a "horse," Conscience, he hasn't ridden; he expects hereafter to learn about that horse from Him
AUTHOR: George B. German
EARLIEST DATE: 1932
KEYWORDS: cowboy horse humorous Gods
FOUND IN: US
REFERENCES (1 citation):
Ohrlin-HBT 71, "I Learned about Horses from Him" (1 text, 1 tune)
Notes: Modeled after Kipling's poem "The Ladies" ("I Learned about Women from Her"). - RBW
File: Ohr071

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I crosslinked the other threads we have on this song. Note that the Kipling poem has already been posted - but we didn't know that this morning when SuperSearch was down.
-Joe Offer-

Click to play Ohrlin tune

- It's unclear whether this tune is appropriate or authentic for the Kipling and Goebel Reeves versions.


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