BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:49 PM

Well, gool danged... Man can't hang back wiyth a pretzel 'er two without some sunabeech knockin' on the front door....

Well, tell them "Young Rebublicans" to get a life... Man, they are way over the edge and tell ya what, they give me the willies... Know what I mean...

Now bug off...

P (as in Prez..) B (as in the usaul idiot, Bobert_

PB, PB, PB??? Does have a ring to it, don't it???

But sounds like a big oil company, too, so maybe DB,as in "Dictator Bobert??? Democracy is such a pain in the butt... And lots of writtin' big checks with lots of zeros. I know they are tryin' to confuse me with 'um but... Heck, no but about it... they have...

Opps, sorry, gotta go. Gotta tuck the 1st Lady in, plus I gota few cold pretzels that need attendin' to...

Good night fir the night, this time...

PB~~~~~~~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:20 PM

I got took too seriously again.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Peace
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM

http://www.redferns.com/pictures/100_orig/JSU045_CROWDS_P.JPG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Amos
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM

Phalanx: a battle-line, or array. Also:

any closely ranked crowd of people
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

a body of troops in close array
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

Regards,

A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:57 PM

a phal-what?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Amos
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:56 PM

On account things are quite scrambled enough; but let me just addthat COmmander-in-Chief Bobert will need to finish his speech quickly as a phalanx of rabid right-wing neoconservatives are marching on his Capitol several thousand strong. They are carrying signs which say things like "End Times, Shmend Times, Bring 'Em On" and "We're Tough Enough for the Rapture" on them.

The National Guard has been placed on red alert.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:53 PM

Well gol danged. (Spit)... Sho is nice to know that the stuff is gonna get spun right. Heck, you don't spin 'um out the wayz they is 'sposed to got spun then all heck cuts loose....

You all fix what ever needs fixin'... I'm gonna retire now with a bag of pretzels so don't bug me...

Good night

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM

No need to be flippant. ;) :)

And all of us pun-dits will put the right spin on things, just to keep the record straight.

Whoa, I better get outa here. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Peace
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 10:00 PM

When elected (or declared), Bobert will vacation at the Spa Tula Resort.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:37 PM

ROF, but it's sad that it's true.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Kaleea
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:32 PM

Thet thar would be Mister Prezident Bobert!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:32 PM

I say, 'long as we're gonna have a dictatorship in the U.S. it should be a benign one.

Hail, King Bobert. ;)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:25 PM

An', uh, iz it MISTER Bobert now?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:23 PM

And Bobert, what do you plan to do to close the borders to drug dealers and terrorists?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM

Thank you, Bobert!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's State of the Union Address...
From: Kaleea
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM

Dere Bobert,
Yew jist 'bout sed it all, buddy! 'Cept fer mebbee thet thar part 'bout dubblepew seekrutlee uzin' his new soshul seecuritee plan as a new weppon uv mass deestrukshun. But, thet's OK, see, cuz ain't nobodee spose t' know 'bout it yet. Yeppers, it's kindee like yew mite say a seekrut weppon uv mass deestrukshun.

Subject: BS: State of the Union Address...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 09:14 PM

My fellow Americans, I was going to come to with you with good nes but I looked in the good new file and athere ain't none to to quote the phophets, the state of the union, ahhhhh, purdy much sucks...

Yeah, the 2004 Election was a real bummer since my dad rold me that I couldn't use his Supreme Court a 2nd time. Like waht's that all about? So I had to contract and privatize the elcetion to Diebold. That wasn't cheap but what are you gonna do?

Okay, I'm sure you are all interested in Iraq... Irag, Iraq, Ieaq... Is that all you folks can think about. Okay, I shouldn't have listened to Richard Pearle and Paul Wolfowitz. They both got beedie eyes and I should have known better but, hey, we're there so I reckon this democracy stuff might just work on 'um...

Now fir the bad news. Hey, I didn't want to do it but Dick is making me do it but this Social Security thing is one heck of a mess. Yeah, I know there ain't nothin' wrong with it but Dick won't leave it alone. You wanta spend a say a week with him? Didn't think so. So I just said, "Okay, Dick, I'll do it! Just leave me alone so I can kick back with a few pretzels, will ya". Yep, that's what I said. Heck, I don't know nuthin' about this stuff anyway. If they wanted a friggin' accountant that knows this stuff then my daddy should have gotten a danged CPA to have this job.

What else? Okay, lets get back to that day when I was 'sposed to have landed the airplane on that aircraft carrier. Well, I didn't really actually land it myself but I was in the plane. All I can remember before the landing was barfing into the barf bag in the back seat. I told Lura that I didn't like scrambled egges it I was gonna have to be in a plane that day but I guess he didn't hear me.

Well, that's about all I can remember.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Hey, since I'z kinda kickin' back here tonight? These church folks are starting to really piss me off. Heck, I never believed none of that stuff but just went along because daddy said I had to but they are really gettin on my nerves...

Well, that's about the state of the unioe, Purdy messed up, ain't it. But, I swear that Dick and Donnie made me do it. I swear and...

God bless America.