BS: books on Spatulas

Subject: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,Count Alutaps
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:29 PM

Spatula by Bram Stoker Any others?

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From: Mingulay
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:32 PM

Spatulacus - Greek hero or frustrated cook?

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From: Teresa
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:32 PM

Then there's the science of measuring cooking ingredients--spatulus.

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:41 PM

Pick up the High Church Guide to Spatulas so if you tour any ancient British churches you can poke your head in and take a look at the Spatulchre. (It's the historic equivalent of these ancient tools ending up under the sink or in the potting shed)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Spatulas but Were Afraid to Ask."

A Kinsey Report for the kitchen crew. Most entertaining. Pages 1893-7 are quite, uh, exciting. Keep that section away from children.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM

A Guide to Japanese Spatulas, or How to Commit Teriyake.

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From: Davetnova
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:00 PM

2001 a Spatula Odessey

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From: open mike
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:25 PM

The Complete Scoop on Spatulas

It will give you a lift!
It will help you turn over a new leaf.
You'll flip for this!
see http://www.scoop.org/

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM

The Spatuleus - an ancient greek text on the voyages of Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: open mike
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM

late breaking news---the relationship betwee scapulae and spatulea
The Levator Scapulae holds the scapula against the trunk ... and other exciting tails i mean tales.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM

Little Spatulae by Louis Ray Allcook. The story of a family trying to scrape along while Dad is off fighting the Civil War.

Along the same line is The Red Badge Of Spatula by Steven Strain. About a young soldier on KP during the Civil War.

And there is the classic play, The Tragical History of Spatula, Prince of Schleswig-Holstein. One of Shakespeare's lesser-known compositions.

Spain gives us Donna Spatula de l'Aleta by Miguelita Servantes, in which the heroine tilts with eggbeaters and kitchen whisks.

And let's not forget the wonderful Kabuki play Spatula Tazaimon -- truly a feast for the senses, with sushi being handed to the members of the audience on a golden you-know-what.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:54 PM

The fine slim volume Babette's Spatula is an exquisite behind-the-scenes look at the filming of Babette's Feast. This one is rare, but a few copies may be found through ABE Books.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 03:03 PM

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM

All the above posts have been lifted in their entirety from the Reader's Digest Book of Spatalogical Anecdotes. Or should that be antidotes? Who gives a s**t?

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:41 PM

Don't confuse that with their scatological volume.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:45 PM

What about the great detective series Sam Spatula

or The Marquis de Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM

You've read the book, now see the film 'Spatulas of Fire'.

'Romeo and Spatulet', 'Much Ado about Spatulas', 'The Merry Spatulas of Windsor'.

'Spatula 22'.

'Of Mice and Spatulas'

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From: Bill D
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

"Sam Spatula, private defective"

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM

not forgetting 'Le Spatuale (of) Monte Cristo'

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From: Layah
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM

Les Spatulaes

Don Spatulante
Which was made into a musical "Man of La Spatulanche"

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM

Albert Einstein's Theory of Spatulivity. E =spatula with square end.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:47 PM

The Days of Wine and Spatulas (recommended)

The King James Spatula

Portnoy's Spatula

Das Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cllr
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:04 PM

spatula the hun

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:14 PM

Spatulate the Phalarope

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:21 AM

How about the television program: Star Trek: Deep Spatula Nine (it's the one that Shatner wasn't in).

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: open mike
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:04 AM

Gone with the Spatula
Little Spatula on the Prairie
How the spatula was Won
The Joy of Spatuling
Arsenic and old spatulas
or is it Spatulas and old lace?
MY Life as a Spatula
The brave little spatula
The Scarlet Spatula
Gulliver's Spatula
A Swiftly Tilting Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Teresa
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:21 AM

And my favorite children's classic, The velveteen spatula. Truly unique story of the quest to become "real".

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Spatula. Surely no one could live without this one!

The King James Spatula? That is spatuligious!

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:01 AM

Lord of the Spatulas

A Spatula for Leibowitz

Spatulas of Wrath

Spatula in the Rye

Tender is the Spatula

Who has Seen the Spatula

Spatulas for Algernon

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Spatula

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Spatulas

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:04 AM

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 09:12 AM

Harry Potter and the Spatula of Fire
For Whom the Spatula Tolls
So long, and Thanks for all the Spatulas
The War of the Spatulas
Journey to the Centre of the Spatula
Twelfth Spatula
Wuthering Spatulas
A Tale of Two Spatulas
The Day of the Spatulas
A Spatula before Dying
One Flew over the Spatula's Nest
Jonathan Livingston Spatula

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 09:42 AM

The Spatula of Zenda
The Scarlet Spatula
The Adventures of Huckleberry Spatula
Julius Spatula
The Old Man and the Spatula
The Spatula at the End of the Universe
Green Eggs and Spatulas
Spatula of the Flies


(BTW that was me at 9.12am too)

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 09:44 AM

Then there's the Tresury of Best Loved Spatula Songs, including:

"Mary Had A Little Spatula"

"Yes, We Have No Spatulas!"

"Say It Loud, {I'm A Spatula And I'm Proud}"

"Beer Barrel Spatula"

"How Much Is {That Spatula In The Window}"

"Can't Help Lovin {That Spatula of Mine"} and

"What The World Needs Now Is Spatulas"

And as a special bonus, they've even included the spectacular Spatula versions of these great hits!!

"God Bless The Child {that's Got His Own Spatula"

"Call Me Irresponsible"

"Ring of Fire", and

"Who's Sorry Now"



Ms. Azizi
{Hey if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.. Ahem!!}

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:14 AM

You forget the classics! Shame on you all!

The Canterbury Spatulas
Spatulas Lost
The Spatula Queen
Spatulas and the Man
Winnie The Spatula
Spatulawulf
The Wind In The Spatulas
Spatulas and Nothingness
Finnegan's Spatula
St. Agnes Spatula
The Rape of the Spatula
The Faerie Spatula
The Midnight Spatula

And the operas:

Cosi Fan Spatula
Lucia di Spatula
La Spatuleme
La Nozzi de Spatula


Or the Christmas songs:

Little Spatula Boy
Oh Little Town of Spatulas
We Three Spatulas
Joy To The Spatulas
Hark, the Herald Spatulas Fling
Cantique de Spatula
The First Spatula
The Cherry Tree Spatula
Deck The Spatulas
Silent Spatula
Rudolf, the Red, Knows Spatulas
Grandma Got Herself Flipped By A Spatula
...and many other well-loved songs.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:29 AM

Okay, if we're doing songs now, how'bout this one from Derek & the Dominoes...

Spatulate, she's gone
Spatulate, my baby's gone
Wish I had told her she was the only one
But spatulate, she's gone


Or the old standard...

"It's Never Spatulate to Say You're Sorry"

Or...

I put a spatula on you
because you're mine...

Or the Uncle Dave Macon classic...

Ess, pee, aye, tee, you, ell, aye
That am the way to spell "spatula"!

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:53 AM

Good morning little spatula
Can I go home with you
ooo, ooo, ooowee
Oh, spatula what you do to me
Oh, I can't help myself

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM

if i love You
(thickness means
worlds inhabited by roamingly
stern bright faeries

if you love
me) distance is mind carefully
luminous with innumerable gnomes
Of complete dream

if we love each (shyly)
other, what yolks do or Semolina
Flour resembles beauty
less than our scraping

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:34 PM

This thread is bleeding too much quality time and energy away from the MOAB. Please, those of you who are regulars, don't forget what Queen Latifa sings: "You take care of Mama, Mama takes care of you."

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 01:45 PM

and that Monty Python one - 'Every spatula is sacred'

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Teresa
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:09 PM

There's plenty of bS to spare, SRS my friend. A limitless supply. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:13 PM

'a little fall of spatulas can hardly hurt me now,'

(I got Les Miserables on the brain!)

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:33 PM

To get the Kids started off right:

Green Eggs and Spatula
Are You My Spatula?
The Spatula in the Hatula
Oh, the Places You'll Spatula!
The Berenstain Bears: Too Many Spatulas
The Grinch Who Stole the Spatula


and for the young pre-teens:

The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of the Bloody Spatula
    (The one where Frank and Joe get a hard and possibly cruelly unnecessary lesson in the reality of psychopathy)
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Greasy Spatula in the Sink
    (I thought I told you to wash those dishes, Missy!)

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 09:39 AM

Hey Cluin, get offa my Green Eggs and Spatula. I did it at 9.42am!!! But who has time to read them all anyway?

Here's a song:

Ain't spatulatin'
Savin' all my love for you-oo-oo

And has anyone mentioned Count Spatula yet?

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cllr
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM

Jenny yes -Count Alutaps who started this thread off (It was me who started it really and I was wondering who would "bite" first.) Splr

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 09:06 PM

It was worth adding again, Jen.

Truth is, I didn't see it

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM

Heh heh ;-)

Now lets see what else I can come up with while I'm here:

The Spatula File
Life, the Universe and Spatulas
Oscar and Spatula
A Midsummer Night's Spatula
The Long Dark Spatula of the Soul

and maybe some movies:

To Kill a Spatula
My Left Spatula
Return of the Pink Spatula
The Pink Spatula Strikes Again
A Spatula in the Dark
Spatulacus
Son of Spatula
The Three Spatulas of Eve
A taste of Spatula
The Seven Spatulas of Dr Lao

SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:08 AM

Oh yes, and then there was that famous quote by Spatulakespeare:

Is this a spatula that I see before me?
The handle toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee...

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:34 AM

There are reference books, too:

The Encyclopedia Spapulatica
The World Spatula
Webster's Spatula
Bartlett's Familiar Spatulas

and anthologies, like

The Collected spatulas of W. B. Yeats
From the country of eight spatulas
An Oxford anthology of English spatulas.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:52 AM

Spatulas for Dummies

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: RangerSteve
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:22 PM

"There were spatulas all around, but I never heard them flipping, no I never heard them at all, till there was you". From "the Spatula Man" the same show that gave us "76 Spatulas led the big parade, with a hundred and ten steak knives close behind"

From "Spatula on the Roof": Spatula, spatula, make me a spatch".

Handel's Spatalujah Chorus.

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:58 PM

Rule Spatula, Spatula Rules the Waves.

Who (UK) remembers Spatula Clark?

Subject: RE: BS: books on Spatulas
From: Mingulay
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 07:11 PM

Just realised that was no. 50.

Sad, so very, very sad.